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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
#zosan#sanji#zoro#strawhats#op#one piece#this post brought to you by my burning shoulders#i love bread but damn#also i have made whipped cream by hand before#yes it was a complete pain.#would not recommend#i think im gonna start tagging these posts#maybe.....#anime posting#?#good as anything for now i guess#...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands#also#rereading this#beating meat#stiff#sticky mess#good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here#obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan
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I smell like sweat and gunpowder who wants a stiff
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A Game of Thrones, Tyrion III
Thorne’s black eyes fixed on Tyrion with loathing.
“You have a bold tongue for someone who is less than half a man. Perhaps you and I should visit the yard together.”
“Why?” asked Tyrion. “The crabs are here.”
The remark brought more guffaws from the others. As they laughed, he sucked the meat from a crab leg and reached for another.
Ser Alliser stood up, his mouth a tight line.
“Come and make your japes with steel in your hand.”
Tyrion looked pointedly at his right hand. “Why, I have steel in my hand, Ser Alliser, although it appears to be a crab fork. Shall we duel?”
He hopped up on his chair and began poking at Thorne’s chest with the tiny fork.
Roars of laughter filled the tower room. Bits of crab flew from the Lord Commander’s mouth as he began to gasp and choke.
Even his raven joined in, cawing loudly from above the window. “Duel! Duel! Duel!”
Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt.
Mormont was still gasping for breath. Tyrion pounded him on the back.
“To the victor goes the spoils,” he called out. “I claim Thorne’s share of the crabs.”
#a game of thrones#tyrion iii#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#alliser thorne#tyrion lannister#castle black#night’s watch#the wall#house lannister#jeor mormont#officers#mormont’s raven#crabs#duel#fight#laughter#laughing#laugh#eyes#loathing#tongue#japes#jokes#steel#forks#stiff#victor#victory
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But a show of love was something for which Rupert was entirely untrained. He did not even know how to lay his hand on Peter's arm without the gesture seeming artificial.
Iris Murdoch, from A Fairly Honourable Defeat
#touch starved#repressed#stiff#aloof#relationship dynamics#characterization#sad#lonely#relatable#the worst feeling#touch#gesture#closeness#quotes#lit#words#excerpts#quote#literature#iris murdoch#a fairly honourable defeat
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Stiff / Untitled / Pipe / 2012
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Stiff - Flash needed something stiff to hold up the scarecrow. He needed something that would not bend.
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FILE UNDER: RECORD ADS, UK PUNK, 70s PUNK, POSTER DESIGN, POSTER ART, STIFF RECORDS, NEW ROSE, ETC...
PIC(S) INFO: Resolution at 2156×2880 -- Spotlight on poster art for THE DAMNED's first 7 inch on Stiff Records, "New Rose" (c/w "Help," a cover by THE BEATLES, of all bands), released in the UK on October 22, 1976. Poster design by Chris Morton.
MINI-OVERVIEW: ""New Rose" was released on 22 October 1976 on the independent Stiff Records and was Stiff’s first hit, so successful that they had to partner a major label to distribute it. The job of producing the sleeve went to Chris Morton who was working part time as Art Director in Stiff's art department.
CHRIS MORTON: ”I left Art School, I was always influenced be the Situationists, I always loved music and tried to got freelance straight away. I took some designs to London and met United Artists and Andrew Lauder who liked what I was doing, I also had just had something published in "ZigZag" magazine by Pete Frame, I was working on something for Andrew and the George Hatcher Band and they were playing at the Roundhouse supporting the Doctor Feelgood and there I met Jake Riviera, who I had met briefly through Andrew Lauder where he used space in Andrews office, he said he was setting up a record label like the old independent ones in America where you sold records out of tieback of a truck,and he asked me to do some designs, which he liked, and that's how I got started."
-- IDENTITY OF PUNK, "The Damned, "New Rose" Buy 6 design by Chris Morton, published May, c. 2014
Sources: www.freedomhasnobounds.com/tag/east-side-club, Christie's, & https://identityofpunk.wordpress.com/2014/05/28/the-damned-new-rose-buy-6-design-by-chris-morton/
#THE DAMNED#THE DAMNED 1976#70s punk#DAMNED#THE DAMNED band#Stiff Records#First Wave UK punk#Punk rock#Punk#Stiff#Records#Punk photography#Dave Vanian#Rat Scabies#Brian James#Captain Sensible#THE DAMNED New Rose#UK punk#New Rose#New Rose 1976#Chris Morton#Poster Design#Super Seventies#Record Ads#Record Adverts#Poster#Posters#Poster Art#Punk Vinyl#70s
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#dr rex equality news information education#graphic source#graphic#graphics#hortyrex ©#horty#lgbt community orlando florida we all are one#quote#it is what it is#facebook#celine#celine dion#stiff#stiffness#autoimmune#autoimmine disease#comeback#working hard#singer#rated r superstar
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Feeling the stiffness
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Wendy O. Williams of The Plasmatics
#wendy o williams#the plasmatics#aesthetic#vintage#70s fashion#70s style#70s girl#70s aesthetic#punk chick#stiff
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Embarrassing
Is there some sort of support group for black people that can't dance....asking for a friend..
#black community#black#black people#Baltimore strut#tiktok#tiktok dance#embarrassing#why do I even try#uncoordinated#stiff#ancestors are disappointed#actually white#miles morales
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But Rupert knew too that his whole training, the whole of the society which kept him so stiffly upright and so patently and pre-eminently successful, had deprived him gradually of the direct language of love. When he needed gestures, strong impetuous movements to overturn barriers, he found himself paralysed and cold. There is a path, he said to himself, because for love there is always one. But for him it was a mountain path with many twists and turns.
Iris Murdoch, from A Fairly Honourable Defeat
#characterization#toxic masculinity#repressed#socialization#social commentary#sad#recurring theme#love#aloof#cold#stiff#love will find a way#figurative language#what a line#my favorite quote#lit#words#excerpts#quote#literature#iris murdoch#a fairly honourable defeat
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the unholy stench of rot means ur guardian angel is keeping an eye on u :3
#scene#scenecore#stiff#<- her name lol#she's a postal self insert can u fucking believe it XD#scene art#angel#zombie
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