#STANLEY CUP MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!

[goldenmisfits]

parade jack

[korshrimpski]

I TAKE IT BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!! THE YOTES ARE THE MOST GOATED TEAM!! WE WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP! WE WILL RESURRECT GOD! WE WILL DEFEAT THE WORLDS EVILS! WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS!!WE WILL WALK THROUGH THE NINE LAYERS OF HELL AND SURVIVE!! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!! WE WILL FIGHT GOD!!

[thornescratch]

hey thorne! WHATS YOUR FAV PIC OF TOM WILSON?

Uhhhhhhhhh. I've always been partial to this one despite its poor resolution and size just because it was the first one I ever put in my folder specifically devoted to Willy Face, where Tom Wilson is in the middle of some kind of shitshow and looking absolutely delighted about it.

Look at him. That is a man who wakes up every morning with "I think I will cause problems on purpose" as the first thing on his mind. I have a lot of Willy Face pictures.

But honestly, it’s really handy to just revert to any of the pictures of him lifting the cup because it makes people so mad. Yes, Tom Wilson is a Stanley Cup Champion. Eat your heart out, you butthurt motherfuckers. Is it petty to whip out the Cup pictures, say "lol fuck you, got mine" and celebrate? It sure is! Is that gonna stop me? It sure won’t! We had to put up with years of that from other fans before the Caps finally broke through. So, like, it’s hard to not include Cup pictures like the ones below:

Anyway, the other thing about selecting a favorite Tom Wilson picture is the fact he’s really fucking good looking. Like, seriously, the man is goddamn handsome. He’s built like a brick shithouse and has features chiseled like fine Canadian granite. And honestly, that just adds to it. Like, this is hockey and we all have our weird blind attraction spots for the players. Missing teeth, facial scars, helmet hair, mullets, playoff beards, the grotesque array of mustaches that hockey produces every November... but Wilson is legitimately, actually, stupidly good looking in a way that would not be out of place in a modeling photo shoot.

Plus, anything with Michael Latta. I miss that Caps Roomies vibe,

And then there’s that classic one of Ovi coming up from behind with crazy eyes to pie him in the face. Can’t leave that out.

Or when he recorded that ad for safety on the Metro.

Or any picture he takes with dogs.

In general it is hard to find a bad picture of Tom Wilson, and I have a lot of favorites.

[mypantsflewoff]

PHILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[finnmafia]

two time stanley cup champion phil kessel giving us the motherfucking lead!! hell yeah babie!!!

[princeandreburakovsky]

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE STANLEY MOTHERFUCKING CUP CHAMPIONS

[angry-pens-fan]

AND THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS, IS WHY WE ARE THE STANLEY CUP MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPIONS

[he-ebs]

PHIL KESSEL IS A MOTHERFUCKING STANLEY CUP CHAMPION

[mkyujji]

15 Reasons to cheer for the Penguins

1. Sidney Crosby.  Haters gonna hate, but holy fuck that man is a fucking artist on the ice.

2. Marc Andre Fluery.  Flower Power.  ‘Nuff said.

3. Evgeni Malkin.  I’m a little bit die.  He’s like... a penguinshark.  if that was a thing... that should be a thing.  Geno makes that a thing.

4.  Their logo is a penguin.  How awesome is that?

5.  Sidney motherfucking Crosby.  (it bears repeating.)

6.  My ex-husband is a Phillidelphia Flyers fan.  That means I’m contractually obligated to cheer for their rivals.  The Penguins.

7.  Conor Sheary is an adorable little shit.

8.  Sidney Crosby’s ass.  

9. Phil Kessel is a Stanley Cup Champion.

10.  BoninoBoninoBonino!

11.  Kuni!  omg, Kuni.  I love Kuni.  I love him so much, I”m surprised he somehow ended up this far down the list.

12. Sidney Crosby’s mouth....  >_>

13. Captain Canada!  (okay, yeah, I mean Sidney there too.)

14. Houston (the hometown of birth where I usually cheer) has no team for me to claim as my ‘hometown team’.

15. Seattle (the hometown of migrational choice) is super lame and keeps choosing not to build an Arena and get a local team that I can cheer for.  Super Lame.  

[alabaster-black-the-ccp]

THE MOTHERFUCKING DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA BITCH!!!!!!!! ROCK THE RED!!!!!! YOUR 2018 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS, THE WASHINGTON CAPITOLS🦅🦅🦅 (at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport)