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Would slammer ever pity another virus? Perhaps if it was in a similar position to itself? And would slammer ever do anything along the lines of a non aggression pact with another virus to ensure they don’t get in each others way?
Would slammer ever pity another virus? Perhaps if it was in a similar position to itself?
1: Somewhat yes, it would pity them but it wouldn't risk helping them unless it benefited directly as well, after all what if the other virus gets too strong with Slammer's help and decides to consume Slammer as well?
The Slammer virus knows to play it's cards right and be careful with what it trusts, in all likely hood Slammer would just assimilate the virus into itself, to make sure it dosen't come back to haunt them later.
Another possible outcome is, is if Slammer finds a virus it really likes, it might just completely fuse itself with that virus and create a whole new FAR more deadly virus.
((and that outcome is likely how SQL!Contaminated would come to be if Slammer ever met Contaminated!Sonic though that's just a concept idea between me and weirdoz, no actual ideas honestly lol just a very cool design.))
And would slammer ever do anything along the lines of a non aggression pact with another virus to ensure they don’t get in each others way?
2: most likely yes! it has done that with ILOVEYOU before, though that virus has been exterminated by a force other then Slammer.
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I go by no pronouns but not as in my name, more so like my pronouns are an undefined variable in shell coding
#neo.txt#coding#programming#like. 5 people will get this#shell and unix in gen are a pretty niche kinda part of programming#with people more so sticking to python html java and the C family#and i guess sql? SQL counts as a language itself doesn't it?#I haven't really used it outside of making basic databases so I don't know fundamentally what it is and why it was created#anyways this was your fairly-rare-on-tumblr more-common-on-twitter tech ramble
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Like the whole "DOOM runs on anything" meme is funny sure but technically you can run any program on any machine that has the processor, memory, and storage space for it. You may need to tweak some thing here and there to get it fully operational but really that's mostly what it hinges on.
I turned my windows netbook into a Debian server and then turned *that* into cloud-based storage I could dump and share and run any files I wanted to off my internet connection when I was in college by tying an external hard drive to it using an always-on connection. I still technically have the hard drive but I sold the netbook a long time ago. I also turned my MacBook from college into an always-on minecraft server for my college friends before Microsoft decided to give us actual multi-player support.
I also turned my MacBook into a windows OS emulator when I wanted to game because I got annoyed that Mac ports are usually poopoobad quality. So I would turn my MacBook on and then load up my windows os inside of the Mac os and then actually load the game.
Like yeah I went to school for programming but I actually learned how to do most of that as a kid because my dad had a computer that had no GUI, it was all command prompt and DOS. There are times when my current windows computers are annoying me because they won't do the thing I told them to do so I load up dos and then effectively go "I wasn't asking" at it.
#granted#I also taught myself html and css as a kid#and found javascript to be grating but otherwise understandable#sql and c++ was in high school when I went to tech school for programming#but anyway my point is that this stuff isn't super hard#the most annoying portion waa converting the netbook into a server#and only because its processor sucked so it really did not like the commands I was giving it#but it was also a 50 dollar laptop so like. deal. and do what I said.
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Programmers, Web designers, game developers, anyone else who does stuff with numbers on a computer screen.....curious to know if you guys ever dream in code, and if so, do you like it? I for one do not find it to be particularly enjoyable but want to hear what others have to say lol.
#php will be the death of me#web design#programming#coding#game developers#code#computer programming#computers#computer science#html#css#html css#javascript#visualbasic#c#c++#python#software engineering#sql
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I'm applying to coding bootcamps (in my retraining efforts toward a stable career to fall back on whenever media industry is being an ass (aka their default state)) and this one is making me learn javascript as part of the application process, and I'm like just let me use my snake_case, you monsters ToT
#coding#javascript#meme#I just wanna learn python and SQL so I can make quiche as a data analyst ToT#C++ was nicer than this#what barbarians put all their code on the same line#just use semicolons like normal ppl#I want to be able to SEE MY CODE#javascript was not the coding language I was planning on being my next one wasn't even on the list but alas#the things I do for government funded free education that will sound more official than 'I learnt it on youtube trust me bro'
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ugh applying to jobs recently has felt like back when i was in college the first time applying to movie theater jobs and getting denied without an interview despite being 19 with 2 years of experience - including managerial experience
#like bruh#now i'm 25#i have 3 years professional design experience (not including any freelance)#I have multiple years of managerial experience#i almost have two (2) bachelor's#i know java; javaScript and python.. I'm learning SQL and C++#i'm sooooo proficient now in illustrator and corelDraw#and i use RhinoCAD regularly#i hate it. but I do use it at least weekly#i have never ONCE not gotten a job offer after an interview#literally i have /never/ not been offered a job if i actually get to the interview stage#furthermore i've had employers literally beg for me to stay#and yet i cannot fucking get an interview to save my life#(altho tbf most of the jobs i'm applying for are above my weight class)#but some of them??#'do you have experience designing graphics for apparel?'#YES. I DID THAT FOR YEARS. LOOK AT MY PORTFOLIO. GIVE ME AN INTERVIEW#lea speaks
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Making a compiler
Every programmer out there, new or experienced longs for a chance to create their own programming language and compiler. I am no exception. Months ago I decided to fork an old project on github and develop it in my image. The project was a golang-like unfinished compiler, so I dug in and made changes. I changed the language to resemble a subset of rust, go and ocaml. I plan to add a LLVM backend inspired by the tre golang compiler. I will continue working on it until it kinda works. I still have a lot to do. check out the project on the link below. If you want to contribute submit a pull request.
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"learn to code" as advice is such bullshit. i have learned and used four and a half different coding languages through my career (html/css, java, python+sql, c++) and when i say used i mean I've built things in every one but the things that i actually used these languages for??? these earn zero money (with the caveat of until you have seniority in, e.g. front end web dev) what people really mean when they say learn coding is "learn to code. go into investment banking or finance startups." coding does not inherently have money in it. my absolute favourite part of coding? my peak enjoyment? was when i was developing for a visual coding language (you put it together like a flowchart, so say youre using a temperature sensor and you want it to log the temperature once every four hours, you can put the blocks together to make it do that. i was writing the code behind the blocks for new sensors) and i was earning £24k a year and that wasn't even part of my main role. it was an extra voluntary thing i was doing (i was working as a research assistant in biosensors - sort of - at a university, and was developing the visual code for students who didnt want to learn c++) like. i want people to learn to code, i want people to know how their electrical equipment works and how coding works, but dont believe the myth that there is inherently money in coding. the valuable things, the things people are passionate about are still vulnerable to the passion tax (if you want to do it you dont have to be paid for it). skills arent where the money is, money is where the money is.
#this is a bit incoherent but you know what i mean#i hated coding because it made my brain bend into shapes i didn't like but i did a Lot of coding and i was quite good at it#c++ for mechatronics (coding for mechanical devices usually things id built myself lol x) was my sweet spot#.jtxt#the half language is sql#you could count html and css as different languages. but css is like a framework for html so i dont jfbdhd. maybe thats another half#ive learned and used five languages where css and sql are both half languages jfbshs#also before anyone is like but you can use python for backend web dev and everyone needs that or blah blah databases#i knoooooow. create an extra 20000 database experts and you'll make that a minimum wage role. love it#anyway i used python for my research all the way through my research. from like machine code to image analysis software thatd take half a#day to run bc of the ridiculous volume of my image folders
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hc that the reason ford is so terrible with earth computers despite almost certainly having encountered more recent technology + technology based on current era technology while in the multiverse is that he's gotten way too familiar with alien computers and keeps trying to make normal computers work that way
#☢️.txt#ik canon is likely that he is just Bad at comp sci since he cant use fiddlefords laptop#but like. hes presumably a high energy physicist in the 70s#he likely wouldve encountered C by that point!#SQL came out in 78! and as far as we know he was reading journals even in gravity falls#hell even a lot of his pre-fiddleford tech seems to have relied on some form of computing#my personal hc is somewhere between 'ford is doing learned incompetence on everyone bc he thinks the idea of pcs is Silly and Pointless'#and 'ford was running everything entirely by hand until fiddleford showed up and forced him to use computers because no stanford you cannot#do this by hand actually. please for the love of something just use a calculator'#but i DO think the core issue is that ford is really bad at logic (the math subfield) and thats some of the basis of his animosity#hes really good at the type of math needed in physics and hes even pretty decent at working in different bases#but he struggles with stuff like logic gates bc he. does not think like most people. smth smth ford isnt just an anomaly due to his hands#his thought processes are different enough from other people that he struggles to make sense of coding languages#i think he also (and id argue this canon) makes massive leaps in logic that are hard to translate into code#if youre always making massive connections between things and seeing patterns but you dont always realize other people didnt pick up on the#then its really hard to write code for it bc you have to tell the computer Absolutely Everything#and ford isnt exactly known for his documentation lmao#ford pines
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Top 10 - The Best Programming Languages ...
https://www.tiobe.com/tiobe-index/
Ranking of the 10 most popular programming resp. script languages according to TIOBE programming community index:
Python
C
C++
Java
C#
JavaScript
PHP
Visual Basic
SQL
Assembler
Post #188: Tiobe, Index of the 10 best programming resp. script languages in November 2023.
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11 Lessons I Didn’t Know I Was Signing Up for When I Built My First SaaS
When I set out to build my first SaaS product, I thought the hardest part would be writing clean code. I figured the technical decisions would carry the most weight — choose the right stack, organize the database, write good tests, ship features. I had no idea I was about to get a crash course in business, legal strategy, pricing, communication, and product thinking. Here are 11 lessons I…
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Halfway through the bane of my existence SQL tutorial if I can simply get through the tutorial and then get used to using it and then seeing how that's relevant to javascript or what have ye.
#persn#if i can get through the 9 hour c shark I get through 4 hours#if it turns out sql is impossible to convert to things Id want to use for javascript then i will let the grief over & pass through me
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Introduction
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