#SQL!C

[moderator-monnie]

Would slammer ever pity another virus? Perhaps if it was in a similar position to itself? And would slammer ever do anything along the lines of a non aggression pact with another virus to ensure they don’t get in each others way?

Would slammer ever pity another virus? Perhaps if it was in a similar position to itself?

1: Somewhat yes, it would pity them but it wouldn't risk helping them unless it benefited directly as well, after all what if the other virus gets too strong with Slammer's help and decides to consume Slammer as well?

The Slammer virus knows to play it's cards right and be careful with what it trusts, in all likely hood Slammer would just assimilate the virus into itself, to make sure it dosen't come back to haunt them later.

Another possible outcome is, is if Slammer finds a virus it really likes, it might just completely fuse itself with that virus and create a whole new FAR more deadly virus.

((and that outcome is likely how SQL!Contaminated would come to be if Slammer ever met Contaminated!Sonic though that's just a concept idea between me and weirdoz, no actual ideas honestly lol just a very cool design.))

And would slammer ever do anything along the lines of a non aggression pact with another virus to ensure they don’t get in each others way?

2: most likely yes! it has done that with ILOVEYOU before, though that virus has been exterminated by a force other then Slammer.

[hayacode]

Software Development using C# (Bootcamp)

Week 6 done ✨ Almost halfway through the bootcamp 🥳

We started the backend project last week, this project is a teamwork and each team has 5 students. Honestly, I was scared of it because being the only one with a biology degree in a whole class of tech students made me overthink how will I do in teamwork and how I will definitely screw up everything and it’s true I made so many mistakes as expected (today lesson the hardest orz) but i am so glad my team members are so kind and they help me a lot 🥹

What i have learned from the bootcamp in the past 2 weeks 💻

- Database

- Data modeling 

- Relationship: 1-1, 1-M, M-M

- REST architecture

- HTTP methods & status codes

- Introduction to ASP.NET Core

- Webapi template & Swagger

- Create endpoints for CRUD operations

- Handle & return  error in webapi

- Using controller and service folder with dependency injection

- Authentication & Authorization (role base) 

- Introduction to ORMs

- Relations in EF Core

- Config database with Npgsql

(Yes, all of this in 2 weeks sobbbs)

Now let’s talk about C# again

- i am 50% done with codecademy course

- I Finished Bro Code C# videos (highly recommended and I plan to watch his React videos soon)

I am also almost done with my React first course ✨

Oh yeah Last but not least, this bootcamp gives us career advice classes related to developers' jobs, interviews, and how to have a good CV, LinkedIn, and github (if you are a friend on Discord, dm me so I can send you all the amazing stuff 💫)

[doberbutts]

Like the whole "DOOM runs on anything" meme is funny sure but technically you can run any program on any machine that has the processor, memory, and storage space for it. You may need to tweak some thing here and there to get it fully operational but really that's mostly what it hinges on.

I turned my windows netbook into a Debian server and then turned *that* into cloud-based storage I could dump and share and run any files I wanted to off my internet connection when I was in college by tying an external hard drive to it using an always-on connection. I still technically have the hard drive but I sold the netbook a long time ago. I also turned my MacBook from college into an always-on minecraft server for my college friends before Microsoft decided to give us actual multi-player support.

I also turned my MacBook into a windows OS emulator when I wanted to game because I got annoyed that Mac ports are usually poopoobad quality. So I would turn my MacBook on and then load up my windows os inside of the Mac os and then actually load the game.

Like yeah I went to school for programming but I actually learned how to do most of that as a kid because my dad had a computer that had no GUI, it was all command prompt and DOS. There are times when my current windows computers are annoying me because they won't do the thing I told them to do so I load up dos and then effectively go "I wasn't asking" at it.

[12neonlit-stage]

I go by no pronouns but not as in my name, more so like my pronouns are an undefined variable in shell coding

[mechanical-moron]

Programmers, Web designers, game developers, anyone else who does stuff with numbers on a computer screen.....curious to know if you guys ever dream in code, and if so, do you like it? I for one do not find it to be particularly enjoyable but want to hear what others have to say lol.

[dkettchen]

I'm applying to coding bootcamps (in my retraining efforts toward a stable career to fall back on whenever media industry is being an ass (aka their default state)) and this one is making me learn javascript as part of the application process, and I'm like just let me use my snake_case, you monsters ToT

[acesammy]

ugh applying to jobs recently has felt like back when i was in college the first time applying to movie theater jobs and getting denied without an interview despite being 19 with 2 years of experience - including managerial experience

[hexaredecimal]

Making a compiler

Every programmer out there, new or experienced longs for a chance to create their own programming language and compiler. I am no exception. Months ago I decided to fork an old project on github and develop it in my image. The project was a golang-like unfinished compiler, so I dug in and made changes. I changed the language to resemble a subset of rust, go and ocaml. I plan to add a LLVM backend inspired by the tre golang compiler. I will continue working on it until it kinda works. I still have a lot to do. check out the project on the link below. If you want to contribute submit a pull request.

[bahoreal]

"learn to code" as advice is such bullshit. i have learned and used four and a half different coding languages through my career (html/css, java, python+sql, c++) and when i say used i mean I've built things in every one but the things that i actually used these languages for??? these earn zero money (with the caveat of until you have seniority in, e.g. front end web dev) what people really mean when they say learn coding is "learn to code. go into investment banking or finance startups." coding does not inherently have money in it. my absolute favourite part of coding? my peak enjoyment? was when i was developing for a visual coding language (you put it together like a flowchart, so say youre using a temperature sensor and you want it to log the temperature once every four hours, you can put the blocks together to make it do that. i was writing the code behind the blocks for new sensors) and i was earning £24k a year and that wasn't even part of my main role. it was an extra voluntary thing i was doing (i was working as a research assistant in biosensors - sort of - at a university, and was developing the visual code for students who didnt want to learn c++) like. i want people to learn to code, i want people to know how their electrical equipment works and how coding works, but dont believe the myth that there is inherently money in coding. the valuable things, the things people are passionate about are still vulnerable to the passion tax (if you want to do it you dont have to be paid for it). skills arent where the money is, money is where the money is.

[235uranium]

hc that the reason ford is so terrible with earth computers despite almost certainly having encountered more recent technology + technology based on current era technology while in the multiverse is that he's gotten way too familiar with alien computers and keeps trying to make normal computers work that way

[small-basic-programming]

Top 10 - The Best Programming Languages ...

https://www.tiobe.com/tiobe-index/

Ranking of the 10 most popular programming resp. script languages according to TIOBE programming community index:

Python

C

C++

Java

C#

JavaScript

PHP

Visual Basic

SQL

Assembler

Post #188: Tiobe, Index of the 10 best programming resp. script languages in November 2023.

[moderator-monnie]

Technology Meets Organics (part 2)

(A Slammer Sonic & Contaminated au story)

This is a crossover between my sonic.exe au Slammer Sonic and @sonicexelle-junkary horror Sonic au Contaminated Sonic.

Contaminated, Sonic took its time to process the information this strange visitor had told it. One thing they knew was that Slammer was correct in one regard: it couldn't infect machines, and the worms infesting this mechanical body weren't organic, yet they worked like they were.

It slowly just circled around Slammer Metal, getting up close and personal, ominously just dragging its fingers across the shoulder of the robotic body, noticing one worm that slithered across the body. It picked one up and rubbed it in-between its fingers; it felt slimy and yet metallic.

The worm wiggled in Contaminated Sonic's hand, circling around its fingers and just crawling around, but did not move closer, just choosing to stay in the infected hedgehog's hand. After a few moments, Contaminated let the worm go back into the host's body.

and after a few moments of silence, it finally spoke to the other virus.

"Curious... Very Curious... SQL Slammer Worm, you differ from anything we have ever encountered. Your ability to act as fascinates us if you are organic, yet you remain completely technological."

"We are the Contaminated, and we have been around for a very long time, though only in recent times have we come to know our own host in Sonic The Hedgehog's body. Though anyone we infect becomes our host, we like to consider Sonic The Hedgehog our main one."

Metal Slammer slowly monitored the Contaminated as it picked up one of Slammer's worms and inspected it. Metal Slammer could feel everything the worm felt, and to a small degree, it felt strange.

Slammer then took time to process the infected word's creating a dial-up noise, and instead of an eye in the middle of the Metal Slammer Sonic, he had two on his hands, which he lifted to look at Contaminated Sonic, which showed two buffing circles slowly spinning.

His eyes stayed like this for a few minutes. Neither virus really knew how to react to each other; they didn't know the limits of each other's powers.

Although Slammer rarely cared for organic life, he always found a fascination with viruses and parasites. Maybe it was because they both shared things in common where they could destroy whatever something connected them to.

Slammer could completely disable a machine, and Contaminated could completely kill its host and remain in control, not to mention they could have as many hosts as they wanted but still prefer one host over another.

Soon enough, Slammer stopped buffering and finally replied.

"You are like me; we both wish to spread and grow stronger; you do it via completely organic means; I do it through code and manipulating creatures within children's games; and well, we both prefer Sonic as our main host, yet we could take anyone we want."

Contaminated rubbed its chin as it took in the computer virus's words. The virus had a point; they shared things in common, not to mention the worm's way of assimilating new mass. Well, it was pleased by what it saw Slammer do to Charmey in a way.

"We believe you are correct in a lot of ways about SQL Slammer worm... You show promise, and we must say you are almost as interesting to us as Shadow The Hedgehog. You show intelligence beyond your age. You came to us in a non-organic body; you have clearly done your research on us."

Slammer Metal Sonic took time to think again, but it didn't take as long as last time, as the worms soon crawled from his eye sockets and formed a lightbulb over his own head before it fell apart and all the worms wiggled their way back inside.

"I will H.E.L. P you assimilate this world completely. I am one of many Slammer we do sometimes make deals with other viruses, and I do not see the issue of joining one with you." Slammer Metal Sonic tapped his clawed hand against a nearby palm tree slowly as it slowly thought it out and planned.

"My greatest weakness is being unable to affect the real world, but if we combine our strengths, it should erase some of our weaknesses... We can focus on taking over machines, and then once we've consumed all there is, we could venture through the screen and truly make..."

"OURSELF GOD."

The contaminated thought long and hard about this; it would be interesting to learn about this REAL WORLD the computer virus mentioned, but it wasn't quite done with this world yet, so it declined the offer for now but had some plans.

"We are pleased by this offer, and we will take time to consider it. We truly could become beyond god if we teamed up, but until dawn strikes and the moon falls one last time... We aren't done here, and we thus cannot join you."

"However, we might roll the dice and decide our fate. You are an interesting hive mind, SQL Slammer Worm, and we can appreciate a big thinker and someone like you." We are glad you do not want to cross us, and we, in turn, will not pull a Judas, as it were, on you."

"We can pull the power of this world on its knees on our own, for we are god here, but we look forward to becoming something beyond godship, something that Jesus Christ himself would WEEP at."

Slammer Metal Sonic's face cracked open, twisting, breaking, and shifting before they left a large smile on his face in a disturbing manner. Soon, he held out his hand.

"To becoming one."

The contaminated nodded as well before shaking the metallic clawed hands with an iron grip.

"To becoming the one true and final life form."

[davidbombal]

2023 Path to Master Programmer (for free)

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[superstardestroyer]

Dawg I work in automating email-job-type-tasks and my coworkers - fellow elder millennials - were STUNNED at my solution to create a dynamic folder name. Not the method of making it dynamic, the part that stunned them was the "run cmd.exe: '/c mkdir [filepath]'" and at the point where I was going "yeah no its not wizardry its just like... a vestigial recreation of MSDOS..." I had to confront that frankly computer literacy has never been more in the toilet.

Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves

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