#SORRY 🙏

[c4tto626]

what is violence if not flirting, really

[gayferrari]

I think Lando needs a dom someone to teach him to shut up and play nice bc god does he know how to ruin the good things that happen to him by opening his big mouth (and I say this as someone who often roots for him)

Lando needs to be accessorised with a shock collar that stings him every time he says something stupid. and a vibrating plug that makes his prostate tingle every time he says something kind. and the man with his fingers on the buttons? Andrea Stella

[latelierderiot]

My preview for the @atsyzine !!

The preorder has been extended until end of the week (sept 7th)!!

[robo-writing]

reread that AU MIL anabella anon and honestly i think if she was being extra horrible to clive’s spouse one day and u just snapped back at her bc everyone has a limit (most likely the final straw of her commenting on how ofc clive would attract a second mongrel into the house after torgal) i think it would be prime entertainment for everyone but her (byron is trying not to burst out laughing at her shocked expression) and clive would try to rescue it with faux politeness and excuse the two of u but then fuck u till sunrise bc ur not holding back on ur thoughts of her

Oh when you blow up on her it’s anger in its most pure form, biblical even. Had you been a dominant your awakening would’ve happened at that exact moment when she refers to your husband as a mongrel. As impressed Clive is of your defiance he stops you from any further violence, barely stopping you from jumping over the couch and throttling her (even as much as he’d enjoy to see the sight, she’s still his mother.)

He’s forced to drag away the hissing cat that has replaced his wife, claws bared in the form of biting words and a colorful vocabulary he’s certain to ask you about tomorrow. But for tonight, he knows more than a few ways to tame your anger.

You’ve been pacing in your shared bedroom the moment Clive brought you away from that—that evil woman you’ve had the misfortune to call your mother in law. God, just thinking about her makes you walk faster.

“A mongrel, a fucking mongrel?” You nearly scream. “If there’s any flea ridden dogs in this castle it’s that spoiled old bitch—“

Perhaps it’s in bad faith to laugh, especially when his own mother is the subject, but the sight of you ranting out loud is quite amusing.

“—I mean seriously, her own son is in the room! I knew she hated me the moment we met but you’re her own flesh and blood! How could a mother look her son in the eyes and call him a mongrel?”

You look back to your husband lounging on the bed for confirmation, to which he only shrugs.

“Seriously Clive? Please don’t tell me she’s been like this your whole life.”

“The truth is often what we don’t wish to hear,” he says, gesturing you closer. The moment you do so you’re pulled into his lap, and all your worries seem to slip away from your mind.

You sit like that for a while, the sound of his breathing a gentle comfort, a heavy hand at your back resting against the curve of it.

“You know, that was a very brave thing you did,” he whispers. “Standing up to my mother, that is.”

You huff in response, now suddenly aware of how rude your outburst was. “Someone had to, I suppose. I doubt I’ll ever get her approval now.”

A sympathetic pat to your back. “To be fair, my mother is a very stubborn woman. There is little to change her mind once she’s made a decision.”

You know he’s right, but you’re still saddened by the realization. No matter what you did, Anabella would never have approved of your love, even if you spent the rest of your days bending over backwards.

Clive senses your emotions and kisses you softly, quelling any doubts that form in your head.

“Darling, look at me,” he coos, turning your eyes towards his. “I do not care what she thinks of us, I would stay with you with or without her consent—I suppose that’s what mongrels do.”

[hollowaluminumvessel]

oh yeah I watched grians secret life finale like 4 hours ago and I forgot to document a few things-

to start. WOW. what an amazing season that was. I feel like after watching it that it was perfect! great job players AND admins for a certainly unforgettable experience. 👍

Now, for regular notes on various parts of the series. what i think should be first to be mentioned, is the fact that grian STILL died after all his teammates. that curse remains. but Jimmy! yay Jim! he wasn't first out this season! but also poor lizzie. nobody went to her birthday party and then she was the first out. rip 🙏. and mumbo, oh mumbo, you sweet, naive fool. who could've thought that something so innocent could become so deadly. be careful around fences, they're meant to keep you out 🤷‍♂️. but the warden and wither hard task was probably my favorite. what an episode! close second of course would be the boogey-pocalypse. the fact that grian hiding in a tower made gem fail her task is crazy. I haven't watched Scott's series yet so I don't even know what happened there and I'm not quite sure I want to! Scott is Scott! he's a mystery to the human mind! and to the boogey men apparently! but I did see somebody point this out and I can't remember for the life of me who or where, but grian and cleo are the only ones to have not gotten the boogeyman curse, and when Scott got it, he didn't kill anyone. idk about limited life cuz I think he got boogeyman man in the beginning but I haven't watched LL since it came out lol. but the fact that Grian Cleo and Scott, the only ones that havent killed for the boogey, didn't get infected during the whole shebang?! you look me in the eyes GrianMC and tell me that this series isn't scripted! BUT OMG OMG OMG APPARENTLY SCAR WON?!?!?!?!?! LITERALLY WHAT?!?!?!?! AND- on the topic of scar- HIS RED SKIN AAAAAAAA. the lilacs and poppies :( WHY :( WHO MADE HIS SKIN I NEED TO HUG THEM NOW :( and scar being the quote "villain" this season? woah. anyway I still need to go watch other people's series (starting with gem and scar ofc) and I'll probably make a post for them too if I get invested. I'll also probably reblog if I have anything else to add so stay tuned if you like. peace ✌

[crimswnred]

If levi is in s9 I’ll be so sad bc he was my s1 love interest and I just know they’re gonna butcher everyone they bring back and I can’t bare to have him ruined😭

so sorry bestie but realistically he'd be the first one IN and we all know it (not saying fusebox is gonna have him because they're afraid of backlash but if this was a REAL thing, he'd be first in line)

[shreddedparchment]

Y'all, I don't know who cares but I am currently jumping from my Regency!Loki fic, my Thor soulmates au, and mentally working on Parallel (that series is so emotionally exhausting I have to work my way back to it slowly). I cannot give y'all a timeline as right now video games are my coping method of choice and it's taking up most of my time.

My grandma also fell and broke her hip so my mom went down to take care of her through PT so I am watching our four cats and two dogs which is fine just busy.

So, that's that. Y'all want a sneak peek of my soulmates au?

Here's an angsty preview:

Frigga’s hand drifts down to your wrist. She examines the sleeve of your dress and after a moment gives your arm one more caress before her footsteps take her towards the door.

“We must keep a wary eye on her for the foreseeable future. Until my son comes to his senses, I’m afraid we are in danger of losing Lady Hill.”

“Your Majesty?” Heimdall asks for clarification as he follows the queen out.

“The case in which I saw rejection before,” Frigga explains. “It ended when the young lady took a knife to her own throat.”

“Gods have mercy,” Heimdall gasps quietly, shocked and appalled.

“It seems that death was better than the pain of a jilted bond. Even worse, once she took her life, her mate followed shortly after, only realizing once she was gone the severity of their shredded connection. For Thor’s sake and Lady Hill’s, we must be vigilant or risk losing them both.”

[starscelly]

obviously i don’t want to wish injury on anyone. usually. but it feels fucked up on a cosmic level that tyler and mush get their knees destroyed and New Shiny Linemate domi gets to live…. is there no karmic justice in this world…..

[namorssideburns]

Very very sorry to everyone I know. But my life has become so much better since I blocked the spidertorch tags

[capri-sun-stand-user]

I hope everyone knows that when I say I'm a women sometimes, this is what I mean:

[graveyarrdshift]

undoubtedly vampire above all I feel like others can apply as well BUT VAMPIRE ABOVE ALL

H-how do you know?! 😨 Being a (real, not a fuckin poser) goth AND a swiftie ain't much but it's honest work 😌

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Hey

So

My personal ask box has been filling up with various asks randomly throughout the past few months

They're all still there, waiting to be answered

If you sent something recently know that I just don't have the brain power to answer with all of the various things going on at the same time and I am planning to at some point. It'll take a bit but I'll get there <3

[paperhandsexe]

BTW I WILL REMEMBER TO CHECK MY ASKBOX SOON

my ass saw and thought of replies but my. brain...

[silentgrim]

not ignoring the asks in my inbox. just haven’t had time to use my pc

[cazssserole]

Darn I drew his legs weird

Tech Thursday..? Sorry if it's not actually Thursday for you guys I don't.. live in a very.. time relatable country. Yeah

[brownpuffball]

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers ♡

Thank you for this!

Hmm 5 things:

Hot cup of tea/coffee

People going through my tags and doing reblogging sprees

Reading a good book

Singing in the shower

Fried Rice