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two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months

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My cousin possibly did something stupiddddd

#according to her facebook she got married #to the super controlling douchebag thats going into the army #NOW #according to my uncle. if youre in basic training (which he is) you cannot get married #the military does not let you do that #SO. shes possibly not actually married #unless theres been some kind of rule change since my uncle was in the army which is possible #either that. or hes not actually in basic training. which opens up a whole other can of worms #but as far as we are aware he is in basic training right now #and as far as we are aware they couldnt have actually gotten married if he is in basic training #which raises some questions #like girl what are you doing

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aardvaark · 4 months

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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.

#leverageposting #leverage #sophie devereaux #particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school #or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think #she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks #she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself #as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund #her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one #or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s #bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random #hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times #in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer #enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth #name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg

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urproblematicfav-arsonk · 7 months

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Carmilla finds a way for sinners to have babies so she can start a army of tiny babie spiders and also just Have more kids.

Rosie finds out and decides she wants to participate so she goes to Alastor and says they can just turkey baster it and really dejectedly Al sighs and says "no.....I'll do it myself"

#rosie and alastor are ace4ace actually married qpr who are coparenting together #i love them so much #vox immediately wants a baby too and val is not into it #unless its angel getting pregnant in that case lets go #mothtvs are stupid NOW mothspiders???? cute af SPIDERKITTENS???#the possibilities #Alastor would do anything for Rosie including sex whenever she wants it because he loves her very much #he will provide so many children #can you imagine how powerful I'd be if i actually wrote anything #tragically i dropped out of school when i was 8 and every time i try to write i get upset and embarrassed cuz i feel like its rlly obvious #that im clearly at a small child writing level and not like......a 22 year old #anyway #hazbin hotel #radiorose #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #fic idea

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wonder-worker · 11 months

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"The newly widowed Elizabeth (Woodville) was exceptionally vulnerable. Several of the trustees responsible for her jointure refused to hand over the manors that were meant to sustain her in her widowhood. Moreover, her brother-in-law, Edward Grey, had seized estates that her son Thomas should have inherited from his paternal grandfather, while her mother-in-law’s new young husband, Sir John Bourchier, had prevailed on Lady Ferrers to settle her principal properties on them jointly for life, ensuring that Thomas would have to wait far longer for this inheritance too. Rivers and Scales were pardoned in July 1461 and swiftly moved into the Yorkist establishment, which perhaps explains the success of the chancery suits Elizabeth launched to regain her jointure. Her son’s inheritance proved harder to recover. By 1463, Rivers was often in (Edward IV's) company and on his council, but Elizabeth needed someone with much stronger influence over the King. She turned to a distant kinsman, William, Lord Hastings, the King’s chamberlain. Hastings drove a very hard bargain for his aid but it was probably amid these negotiations that the King’s desire for Elizabeth was kindled."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: the Knight's Widow", Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, and Dynasty

#historicwomendaily #elizabeth woodville #Elizabeth really had terrible in-laws #And these people weren't even the worst of them - that particular award goes to Richard of Gloucester #As complicated as her first widowhood sounds it was a breeze compared to the literal nightmare she went through during her second.#Honestly though: part me wonders what Elizabeth's first marriage was like because we know absolutely nothing about it.#The marriage itself is a blank slate but the fact that her husband's parents & siblings were so indifferent and uncooperative #to her - and their own kid-grandchildren?? - after he died indicates that his family may have been rather dysfunctional imo?#Certainly they (or most of them) don't seem to have cared about the wellbeing or dignity of his young and newly widowed wife which #doesn't exactly suggest closeness or support during the marriage itself from their end.#Elizabeth doesn't mention John Gray in her deathbed will either though she mentions Edward IV. She may have thought it was #'inappropriate' to mention her first husband beside her significantly higher-ranked second husband...but she DOES mention her son by #her first marriage - which would have drawn attention to it anyway - alongside her royal daughter so that's unlikely to have been a reason.#Maybe it was simply the passage of time? She and John had been married for very few years and she lived such a different life after that #So it's possible that her first marriage simply seemed very distant and faraway to her.#Alternatively it may have simply been undivided affection for Edward IV (her husband of 19 years who she married for love)#which fits well into the relatively personal nature of her will.#Of course we don't actually know anything about any of this and this is all pure wild speculation on my end...but I'm curious.#It's really a shame how little we actually know about Elizabeth's life - made worse by the very limited primary records of Edward IV's #reign and the fact that his chamber records don't survive. And it's even more frustrating that this is so rarely actually acknowledged #by historians. I'd argue we know far more about the life & interests of most other 'prominent' women of the Wars of the Roses #(sans the Neville sisters) than we do about Elizabeth Woodville.

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widowshill · 4 months

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BURKE DEVLIN & ROGER COLLINS. — It isn't really amazing if you know what love is about. — Well, yes, I suppose I don't know anything about love. I guess that's why she married you ten years ago and not me. — I'll go one step further. I think you've gone beyond the point of even knowing what it is.

#guns cw #but they're not actually.. guns. if you know what i mean.#dark shadows #dark shadows 1966 #roger collins #burke devlin #how do i even begin to explain them.#diversity loss.#what if you were in an extremely messy polycule in the 1950s;#and in the midst of various & varied violations of maine r.s. 1954 c.134 §1-8 in the backseat of burke's car;#hit and killed a bystander because absolutely no one drives sober in collinsport. and then lied and sent your boyfriend to prison for it.#and then bribed and perjured and also married his girlfriend so she'll help you cover it up. and to get back at him.#and then she has a kid and you're pretty sure it's your ex boyfriend's so you hate him. and beat him.#driving him to — what? vehicular patricide!#and then ur ex comes back 10 years later to get his revenge and drive your family into financial ruin and also possibly fuck you.#and your niece. maybe. and your governess; if she'll have him. and basically anyone else. the invitation is open liz.#and then your wife comes back from the sanitarium and tries to kill your son via fulfilling an ancient fiery ritual #so you decide to coparent with your ex and your governess after she dies. somehow this works and everyone settles down.#there's something very wrong with them <3 affectionate #gifs.#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink.#➤ re: burke devlin. ┊ I am stranded in a hungerland of great prosperity.#➤ roger collins & burke devlin. ┊ call me a sinner，mock me maliciously; I was your sleeplessness，I was your grief.

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the-jam-to-the-unicorn · 4 months

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Olena's arrival to the conference (with the kiss and the back touches 🥰🥰🥰)

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oozeandgoo-art · 4 months

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everyone is sooo in love with vakori on account of le is so cool and smart and deeply pragmatic and is also completely batshit insane

#oc #monochrome #sketch #velan #vakori #rocaim #rocaim and vakori are rex and taz and adder and silas's parents #adder and silas get their looks from vakori; rex and taz to a slightly lesser degree get it from rocaim #rex specifically is like a sharper clone of him. fucks velan up all the time because their personalities are completely totally different #rocaim was very like. gentle and understanding. good with kids and well-liked by basically everyone. a very effective mediator #rex is obviously none of those things lmao. every time he says something particularly insensitive it surprises her for like six years runni #anyway rocaim is in love wtih vakori. velan is in love with vakori. vakori is aro as they come but insanely pragmatic #like. ok le's based loosely off my ex. like. so le's SCARY pragmatic. so fucking cool about it everyone with a brain is specifically like #'woag oh my god le's so pragmatic im in love with her'. anyway eventually le's like 'hi rocaim. here are the objective reasons that i think #that if we got married it would mean i had better standing and more power in the organization we're both committed to. would you be #opposed to possibly getting married with me on the grounds that it would get me respect and power' and rocaim. who is already head over #heels for ler specifically because le makes these kinds of decisions and sees with this kind of logic is like. Absolutely. 100%#then for the next four years of their formal engagement people keep taking rocaim aside and being like hey... i have bad news...#...that leya you're engaged to... le's not romantically interested in you the same way you're romantically interested in ler... le only #wants you because you're an Ath and le wants a voice in the interclan meetsings... and then when Rocaim is like yeah i know #thats why i want to marry ler isnt that like the sexiest fucking reasoning you've EVER heard. no one gets it but velan #who is also in love with ler for the same reasons but has no such claims to power #and who also is not equipped for a polycule nor willing to try to go behind rocaim's back because unfortunately for her. she is also in lov #with rocaim. me when im in love with my friend and my friend's wife and also i'm pretty sure they both reciprocate but they're both #married and i dont really know what to do about it and also all three of us are very Traditional and that is not the Tradition:#and then they both die and she never quite deals with that.#but she DOES get to raise their (surviving) kids :) most of whom are fucking nightmares #life is so difficult for velan. like actually #closerverse #cv

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fideidefenswhore · 2 years

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the tudors (2007-2010)

anne boleyn (2021)

bonnie burstow (1992)

#HOW IS MY MOTHER...YK...THAT OTHER WOMAN THAT HAD ONLY A DAUGHTER WHICH IS PROOF GOD HAS ABANDONED HER #ffs chapuys; know your audience!!#anyway tl;dr these are all (obviously) fictional mary's so who knows if she ever expressed these sentiments #but i didn't realize how common a feature this was until i came across the quote #and you know. as you watch them. knowing the fictionalized mary is going to become the historical mary #one can't help but be like damn if this not going to come back to bite in 20 years...#it also had me thinking of the double standards of mary i stans #anne boleyn's stillbirths/miscarriages are how she 'fucked around and found out'#which is not their attitude towards mary's phantom pregnancies #nor should it be. but probably not for either; right?#i think the fact of the matter is it's quite possible mary was never going to have been able to have children even had she married younger #as much as it's possible anne might never have been able to carry any other pregnancies to term #she was really not that 'old' when she married; royal women had had children at 38 and even later #(mary that is)#and if that's true it doesn't mean she had less worth as a human being or that it's...funny? like #(that she never could have carried any pregnancies to term herself; that is)#i'm not sure why they can only see that for one particular women and not any others somehow #maybe we shouldn't be actually applying 16c principles on a woman's worth as we study them. just thinking out loud #or be celebrating the stress and pressures they must have felt cornered by all sides by the expectations of the patriarchal system #within which they had to survive...lol. lmao; even

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llycaons · 4 months

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'jiang cheng would like a strong woman' have you considered she would probably not like him

#if a woman who demands to be treated by respect/maturity/communication meets jc it would be over before it begins #if she has a low tolerance for being yelled at mocked etc. etc. well you can see how short it'll be. even personalized gifts he failed at #he has so much to work on. the only exception is if she likes hot messes I guess and she doesn't mind being yelled at #OR if she wanted to study him like a bug. if she truly sweeps in take control of LP and starts issuing orders #AND likes jc for whatever reason. maybe THAT could work. but it HAS to be a good reason it cannot be 🥺🥺🥺 he had a sad life #or thinks his inability to communicate is sexy or whatever. man idk. I feel like any woman with the independence to choose #would see the red flags immediately and gtfo. as a sect leader he has so much authority. his wife wld possibly bein a rly dangerous positio #actually we have canonical evidence. hi wq. in a lifetime of being legendary your refusal to marry this guy #even tho it meant you'd die a starving enemy of the state is up there as one of the best <3 rest in peace #and yes living a short happy life with wn and granny and a-yuan and wwx and her family #WAS more gratifying and better for her than a long and probably miserable life being jc's obligation wife while he awkwardly does his best #to be a good husband. and fails. because I mean. he needs help and a wife is not gonna fix him. also her family and wwx are dead :/#however our girl made her choice and was spared that fate love and light rest in peace #not that she made it for herself like we know she did it for her family. but I imagine she was like WHEW dodged a bullet there #cql txp

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miserye · 9 months

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The goal is to be single for so long that my parents no longer care who I bring home as long as they’re a real person

#chatterye #I think this is possible #rye’s big draft blowout #they’re at a point where they’re happy I even have friends I think #I told my mother I want to marry at like 37 and she was lkke🧍‍♀️#so just for her I told her I’d consider 35 like that’s much better #also considering the fact that they have actually asked my friends if I’m a lesbian I think anything goes w me #cannot say the same for my sisters tho LOLOL

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sonknuxadow · 1 year

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its kind of funny that sonic being some form of royalty is a concept thats used somewhat often in both official material and in fan content when it doesnt really fit his character all that well. imo it could only work if he was born into it and also doesnt really like it or want anything to do with it. he would never Choose that lifestyle

#its also fine in satbk where sonic was chosen by some magical force to be king but didnt actually accept the role #but if he had chosen to stay and be king it would have been like Ummmm. He would not fucking say that #then theres also him being a prince in sonic underground but i havent seen enough of underground to have an opinion on how it was handled #and blaze isnt Literally Sonic but shes said to be filling a similar role as him in the sol dimension and shes a princess #so she feels relevant to mention here #and in one of the possible future timelines in archie sonic he becomes a king by marrying sally. which i dont really like #not because its sally specifically but because sonic would never choose marriage and being a king. he would not fucking say that etc etc #and theres also like 500 fanfictions out there about sonic being a prince or king or something

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altruistic-meme · 5 months

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WOW. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK.

#so. bro.#my sister apparently got married 🙃#and she didnt tell ANYONE.#at least no onw in OUR family #but like seriously #even the one sister who is very 'family is everything' and still actually like #stabds up for her somewhat #responded with 'that's really fucked.'#which is quite possibly the strongest reaction we would get from her #so #im only somewhat shocked that she legit got married. im more shocjed it seems she didnt tell anyone.#like ???#man. man.#shh ac

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fingertipsmp3 · 6 months

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No one:

Me: does anyone want to hear what my sims family did today