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TW: Wolverine Badonkas
I laughed rewatching because like
#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up#you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents#who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on#nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago#wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man#do it for the nation#do it for the audience#gif credits to owner#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT#domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted#did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it#either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body#either or lol#“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz#in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve#landoslastnerve
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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thank god for old commercials
#Everyone say thank you buckler 2007#And shout out to near bald as hell buckler 2006 alonso#He was cute but idk what he was thinking going bald like that#Like bbg what are you doing???#Anyways its nice and greasy and luxurious now so all is forgiven#fernando alonso#fa14#🫶📭
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Bucky Barnes // The Winter Soldier Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
appreciation post for bucky's hair in catws
#dailymarvelgifs#dailymarveledits#buckybarnesedit#ca:tws#the winter soldier#bucky barnes#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#my gifs#catws#his hair in catws is sooo good and his hair in cacw is soooo bad <3333#like its a different length texture and style throughout all of cacw idk what happened man#but in catws.......................................................... Hello.#it also looks good AND terrible in the thunderbolts trailer. who is responsible for this#why cant we get this right#this is why they had him cut in in tfatws they were like thank god now we dont have to deal with it#no shade to the costume people or hair/makeup folks im sure its tough and was at some points out of their hands#im just saying. come on#also hes so Greasy in cacw its actually kind of cute#babygirl has not been shampooing <33#he went without steve for a couple years and completely stopped taking care of himself#i know his ass is using three in one body wash/shampoo/conditioner#i know hes unmoisturized#anyways. love of my life sweet baby boy little meow meow angel etc.
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This is so hideous can we all die please
#🗨️#my fault for having looked at the concept arts & gotten attached to several designs but this is so beyond bad i hope we explode#like this is just again proof that it's not that the hoyo concept artists are bad#they just choose the ugliest fucking option#like what's this dogshit color choice why does her hair look greasy
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my phone of 10 years has finally decided to kick the bucket and after having a harrowing time deciding on its replacement i am APPALLED to learn that apparently most people get a new phone every 2 - 3 years?? many people every single year????? please help me, i'm having a boomer moment trying to comprehend this
#IS THIS TRUE? SAY IT AIN'T SO......#also why does everyone hate buttons now. what did buttons ever do to you#me and my greasy gamer fingers hate swipe technology so much it's unreal
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I was wondering, does Fiddleford still have a wife in your Halloween au? And if yes, does she know about him being a vampire?
I've been sitting on this ask for a bit, but I think I should finally answer.
In my AU, Fidds is actually pretty old-- not like ancient or anything, but surely a few centuries?
Anyway, so way back, when he was human, he did have a wife and a kid!! But when he got bit and became a vampire, he actually outlived them :(
He tries to think about them often, but it's definitely one of the things he chooses to erase when he creates the memory gun
#if you were a bored immortal what's the first thing you're doing?#exactly-- wait around until the 1970s to go to a college that happens to be no one's first choice where you get a roomate that you befriend#and after graduating with an engineering degree and waiting a few years you get a call from him while workin in your garage#and he ropes you into coming to live with him to help him with this big project#and then you really DO get roped into his project literally and you're traumatized by the experience so you quit and leave#but y'know it just so happens that you received an invite to a vampire “meeting” that really is just a party#and you don't have a good time but on the way back to your motel you run into this guy that looks a little like your buddy but he's greasie#chubbier just grosser in general-- oh yeah and a werewolf#and then it turns out that your buddy actually managed to fall into the nightmare portal and his brother the werewolf#wants to get him out and he finds out that you helped build it originally#so you get tied in to domestic hijinks with the brother of your friend while you both try to work together to build the portal#and you accidentally fall in love with your friend's twin brother- the werewolf#or well that's what i would do if i was a cursed immortal y'know#cole's answering#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan is really only mentioned in the tags they kinda got away from me sorry guys this always happens#werewolf stan pines#vampire fiddleford#gravity falls au#gravity falls halloween au
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Went back and drew a sketchbook comic from a couple months ago. I might continue it at some point but, for now, guess you'll just hafta use ur imagination :T
#i will however add what i see as the biggest barrier to this convo continuing#gd raditz#like its made up -characterization-#its not based on anything from canon#but dude is mr. distract dismiss deflect#lol hes not gonna engage with this#he doesnt have to#why should he#if kid would just get his head in the game and do his job this wouldnt even be a question#like look if this greasy bastard was gonna start actually thinkin about tough questions#he might hafta consider any of the existential horrors that are basically cornerstones of their lives rn#...so yeah.#uncle raditz#saiyan squad gohan
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nothing hotter than a 'why did you do that to yourself' stuffing. the idea of pushing yourself into a sick, groaning, regretful mess just because of a moment of sheer greed and horniness
#i find it so stupid hot when someone stuffs themself on something that will make them feel BAD#like big heavy greasy burgers or pizza#the shame and regret and suffering is hot. sorry#stuffing#stuffed belly#belly kink#belly ache#tummy ache#sick tummy#sick belly#this is not what i've done this evening but now i am Thinking
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There's a lot of validity in the idea that older Bakugo is a traumatized pro-hero with major PTSD... but you know what's kinda fucked up to think about? The fact that Bakugo is also a 22-year-old pro-hero with major PTSD even before that, too.
It's almost easy to imagine that things are actually better when he's older (the therapy finally a routine, the trauma long set and on the path to being healed)... and that it's his whole 20s that are spent as a pool of disaster trying to recover from the war(s).
He looks back and barely even remembers being twenty, much less twenty-five or twenty-seven. Barely remembers how little he slept, not at the hands of trying to balance hero work and getting a degree at the same time, but just out of the pure insomnia that came from trying to move on and every nightmare attached.
Hardly ever showering, never shaving (not that he ever grew much of a beard, but the facial hair was definitely there. There's pictures of him on the news with an awkward, grown out haircut and patches on facial hair that make him look positively... immature), barely even eating more than a few protein bars or an energy jelly drink-a day. It's a blur, and his friends are hardly there to pick him up out of it because they're all going through it, too. Somewhat.
It's definitely weird if you meet him during this period. He's not all there, at least, not all of the time. He doesn't really register your interactions, the friendship you extend to him (a younger, or ever older, version of him would've shown you that deep seeded ferocity in response, tried to bite the hand that fed him, even if it were love... but 20s Bakugo... doesn't seem to notice). Even though only one of his eyes is clouded over, the good one never seems to brighten up.
There's definitely moments when the old him shines through: when he's with Deku, when he's in the midst of battle, when he finds out that Todoroki still does a shitty job at chopping scallions. But it's a long time before he's even close to the same, able to step out from underneath the fog of simply surviving and into the sunshine of recovering.
But I think sticking through it with him is worth it.
(It's a weird moment, a happy moment, the first time you realize that Bakugo has changed. That the pouring rain outside hasn't bothered him since he showed up at your apartment. He forgot his umbrella, he's been quite careless ever since the war—wet and shaggy hair frizzed up, cheeks red from cold—but he doesn't seem to mind, with his bare feet up on your coffee table, his eyes gazing out the window. You hand his tea, and instead of gulping it down in one go, letting it burn in his throat, he winces at the heat.
"Tastes like shit," he says, and you laugh because it always does. Just this time, he noticed.)
#bakugou x reader#bakugo#this is what crocheting a baby hat does to u#no im jk i was just thinking abt bakugo being like 22 and awkward as h*ck bc he still hasnt recovered from the war#i wanna talk abt what he's like more but this is what came out instead LOL#like i think he's really stubborn abt ... coping with after effects of dying#and then before he knows it he has major depression LMFAOO#and he can like go to work get his degree do all he needs to do as a 20-something year guy#but he's not like. *there*. you know#and you meet him and he's a binch but he's not hard to get along with#and u just sorta take him in and drag him places like idk#your school's halloween night.. or even just a night out with ur friend (he doesn't even know how to order a drink)#and he doesnt even process it all until one day he's like 'dang it feels like ive been asleep for years'#and he kinda was#but he knows youre the one who helped him and now he wants to fix himself for you bc he remembers u being there for him#but he's so funny im imagining him with like. frat boy facial hair and a really outgrown ugly mullet type haircut#and lowkey with like. greasy skin (ik he's perfect but he's in a bad state and it shows) and he eats instant noodles ever day#and only watches japanese top gear#and goes on patrols where he beats the crap outta ppl and then doesnt remember it#DREAM BOY#and then he's big hero later#anyway#caitie post#gen
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Yt ppl thinking black people are dirty for not washing our hair often (bc we literally don’t have to) will never not be odd to me because like… you don’t think it’s nastier that you HAVE to wash your hair every few days or else it gets GREASY and stringy?
#pimptalks#like idk and it’s not that hard to understand that our hair doesn’t produce enough oil to keep it moisturized#so washing it so often would strip it of what little oils it does have#washing black hair is also much more tedious you wouldn’t wanna do that shit more than once every few weeks#I’d much rather only have to wash my hair every so often to keep it healthy as opposed to my hair literally being greasy if I don’t wash it
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actually george is kind of iconic for pulling the classic gay "we should run away together" trope w mitchell in all three series finales
in s1 he is actually using it as a bargaining technique w herrick, not even mitchell himself, to suggest that herrick lets them run away together in return for not standing in his way
in s2 he literally, actually pulls it off and runs away w mitchell and nina to the countryside after annies death and they spend the whole time being absolutely miserable w the guys up to their eyeballs in denial about the bt20 massacre and nina going full pepe silva mode about lucy. id call it the most miserable polycule constellation in the whole show but i genuinely think, even compared to this, early s4 was true rock bottom so i wont
and ofc in s3 during the vow renewal/assisted suicide showdown we have the first(?) on screen scene where george actually talks w mitchell about it!!! sadly at this point the dream of running away together has proven to be slightly. suboptimal in practice so the emphasis is more on the running away part than the togetherness of it all but it is real to me bc we all know georges neurotic codependent ass would always check in on his favourite pet mass murderer! "what if u ran away? to scotland <3" - "i'd kill people in scotland </3" u will always be famous
#being human uk#literally the british 'come to gusu w me'.... george being like ok what if we all collective forget ur a serial killer and then we hide u ♡#he wants to keep that greasy bastard in his life so so bad and the thing is that they both know better and always want to say yes anyway!#george sands#john mitchell#being human#georgemitchell#literally [1.06 flashback mitchell voice] youre gonna have to leave. theyre gonna come back. they always do#but it is george trying again and again and again to take that fucker away with him and find a new place to call home#sorry for the influx of bh posts the last few days its just that its dark by 16.30 now and i have been going insane u understand#cavetext
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Fem shinya & fem guren! & in cute clothes not those uniforms please.
bless you a thousand times for sparing me the fucking uniforms🙏🏻
i've actually been wanting to draw them again for a whiiile so thank you~
#got a tad bit carried away and spent a lot longer on this than planned#it was worth it though. my girls#yuri gureshin truthers#owari no seraph#seraph of the end#shinya hiiragi#guren ichinose#fem gureshin#art stuff#shinya looks like she goes to church every sunday (shoots people in the back)#& guren looks like a greasy sewer rat (probably bites people ((affectionate))#it's so fun to think about what their hair would look like at different ages#like the length..... the style..........#very boring never-changing anime guy hairstyles in canon#ANYWAY i love them
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First Lesbian Visibility Week I’ve ever let myself be visible
#by bug#me#lesbian#lesbian visibility week#looking greasy af in the second pic but it’s ok!#also I feel like having a date tomorrow is fitting for this week#I was nervous but it’s kind of turning into excitement but I’m also just excited for what we’re doing I think#she is cool though and we have a lot in common so I think it will be a fun time
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Sometimes I hope for a DBDA S2 just so ppl would move on from the cat king PLEASE I HATE HIS GUTS WHY IS HE IN SO MUCH FANART
#I need to find others that agree with me bc I know I’m not the only one#cat king defenders dni im so serious#he’s so greasy looking too I don’t even find him attractive#maybe I’m being dramatic#no not really#dead boy detectives#dbda#spider speaks#also the existence of cr*wcat shippers….what? he’s liek 5 days old leave my baby alone
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when i was a child my dad called me 珠珠(pearl) as a term of endearment but because 珠 sounds the same as 猪(pig) my brother would laugh at me and my dad had to stop calling me that
#anyway i determined that hong lu should also endure this brotherly affection#hong lu#jia huan#limbus company#guys i'll be so so real. as hong lu fan number 1. i think this clam ego is so ugly#like its so muddy and green. i did not have fun making this at all :sad emoji:#no matter what i did the colors did not work#why would he do this to me!!!!!#whateber its done now so i dont hav to look at it anymore#also does anyone else think jia huan looks like sasuke. hes got the greasy bangs and everything
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