#SO FUCKING HAPPU

[milesworld96]

OH MY FUCK YES HE LICKETD THE ACCLAIMED X XBSHXBJ&NHFHBVIHBFSVIBHGIUVDBUKFVDKJBDFV OH MY FUCKING CB,OODY HELL HE PICKED THEM THANK YOUFTHA NL YOU

OCSEBUMMGHCDHJBCSDKHBKHSCDKDSCHBMDSHMCBHSBMCMHBCDHJSBHBMCDSMBHSDCMBUDCUAKBCKUBUDACBKBHMCADBCMHADMBHHM

OH OPMY FUCK HES WEARING PINK‼️‼️‼️ MJF IS WEARING PINK ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 HE LOOKS SO CUTIE PATOOTIE THANK YOU CASTTERRRRR

NOOOOOOOOO THE FOURWAY SCISSOR😭😭😭😢😢😢

YEAH THANK YOU CROWD, LET THEM SCISSOR‼️‼️‼️‼️🩷🩷🩷🩷✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

MJF IMMEDIATELY RUNNING ACROSS THE RING WHEN JUICE AND THE GUNNS CAME UP 2 CASTER WHILE HE WASNON THE GROUND; I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM MAXWELL🤨🤨

WHY DOES THE REF KEEP STOPPING MJF FROM HELPING THEM OUTSIDE THE RING, HE LET BOWENS AND DADDY ASS SLIDE BUT EHY NOT HIM⁉️⁉️

THE HOT TAG TO MJF AAAAAAAAAAAAA😍😍🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

KANGAROO KICK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

WHAT WHATHWTA WTAHW TWAHWTA TWHAT WHAT JAY PINNED MJF JAY LINNED MJF⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️💔💔💔💔💔💔 NNOOOOOOOOOOOO

MJF BE CARFEKGJFJDK OMFG CASTER HE TOOK THE BULLET‼️‼️‼️‼️🩷🩷🩷😭😭😭 CASSTETRRRR

FUCKING KILL THE MAXWELL

Crying over Maxwell checking on Caster MAXWELL WHAT THE FU K AFTER EVERYTHING HE DID FOR YOU

THE FOURWAY SCIISOR OMG THEY DID IT

[spideriot]

NONE OF THE BAMBOOZLERS ARE FIRST OUT THE CANARY CURSE IS SO NO MORE MOTHER FUCKERS BAMBOOZLERS WINNERS POV YAAAHOOOOOOOO

[missdarhk]

guys what stops poseidon from - when he recovers from getting 600 bitch slaps in the face and getting stabbed with his own trident - doing exactly what he said he'd do in get in the water???

we all know he can hold a grudge, why would he not just drown odysseus and his whole family once he has the power to do so?? he got humiliated. wouldn't he want to kill odysseus now, more than ever?

[freakinnefor]

purchase of the century?

[nylonfizz]

Disgusting fucking creature I hate it and hope it burns

[buggbuzz]

GUYS I GOT INTO A COLLEGE STUDENT RESEARCH PROGRAM!!

IM GONNA WORK ON A BIG EPIGENETICS PROJECT W/ MY PROFESSOR FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT!!

IN CELEBRATION HERE IS ME IN THE NEW LABCOAT I JUST GOT!! i have wanted my own lab coat for over a decade

[sw33t-oubliette]

Guess who read through the rest of the fics in the scotty evildead tag 20 minutes before he has school 👍

[nightmareinject]

DUDE.

[janet-the-interplanet]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO OPENING NIGHT IS DONE AND I ONLY MADE LIKE ONE MISTAKE

[lafortis]

Finished umineko and I am left only with 'goddamn'.

that's a good fuckin vn

[megumimania]

A BIRTHDAY — suguru geto

summary: geto’s birthday doesn’t come without a period of reflection.

content/warnings: geto x black fem reader, set a couple years after hidden inventory arc, established relationship, semi angsty, suggestive, italics are used to signify past conversations,am i late to the party yes but who cares! i fought tooth and nail for this not to have a happu ending

“so what do you say?” suguru’s hand reached out for yours with a charming smile that made it hard for you to say no to. “i’d say that this is the most insane idea you’ve ever had, but im in.”

you really don’t know why you took up his offer that day.

yes, you could argue that you were foolish. caught up in the fantasy of running away from all your responsibilities as a sorcerer or maybe it was because you were curious to see how his plan of eradicating all the non sorcerers in japan would play out.

the sounds of birdsong resounded throughout the grand estate. acting as background noise whilst you laid against one of the pillars out back as you lit up a cigarette—a habit that you picked up in high school. a time in your life that ended just as quickly as it began.

however that didn’t stop you from reminiscing about the memories. never did you indulge in them for too long though, afraid that you would be clinging on to a life that was no longer yours.

besides you lived a different life now.

you were older and now responsible for two adorable little girls mimiko and nanako. they were your entire world and you made sure they knew of that spoiling them rotten with a bunch of toys and cute outfits.

aside from the girls, you and suguru’s relationship was pretty rocky to say the least—years of built up emotions and unspoken words drove a wedge between you both. for you it grew harder and harder to turn a blind eye to what he was doing.

the constant killing of non sorcerers and consuming of curses changed him as a whole. his goals became more lofty and vague rather than being practical and tangible.this often lead to hushed arguments between you both that caused you both to bring your ideologies into focus, making you question if losing everything was worth it at all.

“don’t you think this is all getting out of hand?” you asked one night, wrapping up your hair for bed. too tired to even start an argument.

“it’s extreme yes but it’s necessary.” he replied with a chilling coldness that was unlike him. it was obvious he’d thought this was the absolute truth and you couldn’t convince him otherwise.

he was too far gone.

“necessary? are you hearing yourself?” you felt your blood run cold. the man you once knew now stood before you a stranger.

“i understand it may not be to your tastes but this is the only way.” he replied curtly, signalling the end of the conversation.

he never apologised. leaving you both in the constant cycle of fighting, fucking and making up with each other. some days you’d be playing happy families, taking the girls to school or the park which made you forget about all the chaos that loomed around you.

other days were spent meeting with potential clients who sought out geto as a last resort; using up most of their life savings or last pay-check in hopes that master geto could cure them of their ails or bad luck. you pitied them the most. they were usually the elderly who rarely never made it out alive unless they paid on time.

with a man like suguru the carnage bled into all avenues of his life; his blood splatters in the hallway, the blood on the walls, even on his robes. the metallic scent of blood still lingered when he buried himself in you. no matter how many times you scrubbed yourself clean, you still felt tainted by him.

however you couldn’t dwell on these thoughts for any longer, you had a birthday to celebrate.

you stubbed out the remainders of your cigarette and headed back inside, plastering a false smile on your face as you greeted the kitchen staff. you were presented with suguru’s cake—a rich chocolate cake that had the girls scribbly hand writing in red icing making you smile.

you and the girls carried the cake and his gifts to his room being sure to knock thrice. he opened the door his usual neat top knot now spilling across his shoulders, his robes quite disheveled—yet he still looked handsome as ever.

“happy birthday papa geto!” the girls said in unison holding out their gifts for him to take. suguru’s eyes crinkled as he smiled at them, taking the gifts and setting them down on his desk.

he locked eyes with the cake and you saw a glimpse of his former self peeking through. “you did all this for me?” he looked at the girls with disbelief, feigning surprise knowing damn well he heard you and the girls causing a ruckus in the kitchen.

“yes we did papa do you like it?” nanako the more outspoken of the duo asks but nonetheless their eyes sparkle in anticipation, eagerly waiting for their dad’s approval. suguru lifts them up into his arms and looks at them with such a rare softness that they only got to see.

“i love it more than anything girls, thank you.” he peppered the girls faces with kisses making them break out into a fit of giggles as they tried to break free from his grasp.

it was a picturesque sight of domesticity that you wanted to capture and relive over and over again until it was ingrained into your mind. until you could live and breathe this moment again.

once he blew the candles and the tendrils of smoke dissipated into the morning sun. mimiko was eager to ask what he wished for but in true suguru fashion he was tight lipped about it, standing firm even after all their pestering.

mimiko and nanako eventually gave up and left to play outside, their burning curiosity fizzling out. you and suguru were left alone and it seemed like the celebratory mood died as soon the girls left the room.

“what did you wish for?” you asked into the echo chamber of the bedroom. the silence was driving you mad. “you.” he replied not missing a beat as he inched closer to you. the way he said it with such conviction almost fooled you into believing him.

your treacherous heart betrayed you once again exposing how much you missed him, how much you needed him.

“you already have me.” you said matter of factly, clearing your throat as if it would quell the conflicting feelings of desire and resentment you had towards him.

suguru picked up on your conflicting wave of emotions and paused. “sorry.” he muttered before continuing “I shouldn’t have—I should go.”

and just like that the axis between you both tilted from growing tension to mild tolerance .

you wondered if you should’ve just caved in and enjoyed the fleeting moment of pleasure he offered, knowing how good his touch felt but you knew it was for the best not to fall for it again.

maybe one day you’ll both come to an agreement that this was no longer working. but you were just fine with dancing around the topic until one of you finally had the guts to end things.

[number-0-iz]

I am watching episode 8 of netflix's bodies so here is a little bit of my thoughts

I fucking hate old Elias Mannix. Nice corrupted facist regime you got there bud but nah. You also fucked your many times great grandmother and somehow became your own ancestor?

^so basically the more removed the current timeline is from the original first timeline, the more incest there is

HENRY ASHE AND ALFRED HILLINGHEAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

George Parker having been Vasily Lantsov in Season 1 of Shadow And Bone is so funny because here he plays exactly what I think Vasily would be of he was gay and escaped Ravka to start a new life

I want the kind of love they have

IRIS MAPLEWOOD AND WILLIAM DEFOE WERE SO CUTE AND SO COMPLEX

"To Gabriel Dafoe. He never quite accomplished something."

"I will promise you, i will find out who kills you." (I will keep you safe)

The trope of "If I am to die soon, I am happy that you are the last person I spend time with."

"I never thought that it'd be you that'd shoot me."

"Find me at the next drop..."

I am so normal about them.

KARL/CHARLES AND ESTHER FULFILLING THE RELICTANT GRUMPY DAD ACCIDENTALLY ADOPTS A CHILD TROPE

THE WAY HE KEPT HER SAFE AND BOUGHT HER SWEETS SO DHE COULD BE HAPPU

THE WAY HE WANTED TO START A NEW LIFE WITH HER AS HIS DAUGHTER

THE WAY HE CARRIED HER TO SAFETY

THE WAY HE SCREAMED WHEN SHE DIED AND HELD HER LIKE HIS HEART WAS TORN APART

Hassan and Jawad and Elias 😭

I feel so so sorry for Teen Elias

To be so unloved that the universe would spit you out and you basically wouldn't exist if you didn't kill half a million people.

The way that you are being used and manipulated as a young child to do the bidding of others.

I truly think that if it wasn't for Barber, he would have been better.

Anyways

In a perfect life, Alfred would have had an amicable divorce from Charlotte, they would still be friends and take care of Polly.

Him and Henry would get married and be together.

Karl/Charles would adopt Esther and live their best lives.

Elias wouldn't be manipulated and hurt and brainwashed and confused and would get adopted by Hassan

Her, Ishmael, Jawad and Elias would form such a sweet and nice family.

Iris and Gabriel would become great friends at first, oblivious to their feelings for onee another until they are finally shoved into each others arms by the others and they would unexpectedly get married.

The End

Also saw this one post mentioning how funyn a crossover between bodies and Morse would be and that Thirsday absolutely semi adopt Hassan because of her mastermind brain but also go "Oh my god there's 2 of them." When her and Morse meet. And also maybe set them up together.

Would love that.

[specifiedshippinglover13]

LIVE JACKIE REACTION:

*Gets the notification*

!!

LIVE REACTION TO PETS:

(sorry for using the alternate account but Tumblr is being weird again =_=) Anyhow, here's more art! :DD

I think I'm getting better at it overall tbh :DD

Even tried something a little more than the face this time! :DD

Took a shot at ur star child! THEY'RE DESIGN IS SOOOO GOOOOD AND PREDDDDY!! LOOOVE THE COLORS AND THE EMOTIONS!! THE HAIR IS REALLY FUN DESPITE THE SHAPE!! IM HEADCANONING THEM TO LIKE CAREBEEEARS <333

They deserve a good eep UvU

Hope you're doing well! Stay hydrated and take care of yourself :)

[dollivication]

UGH!!😣WHAT A MANIPULATIVE, CONNIVING DICTATORRRR😖 WHY WOULD HE MANIPULATE YOU??😰 Why would he do thattt😔

did you give in...?🥺

NOOOOOOOO!!!!😭😭😭😭

Im sorry i had to after ur last post

I GIGGLED SO FUCKING HARD IM SO HAPPU SOMEONE PICKED UP ON THE REFERENCE I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO BAD LMMFAAAOOOIIU

[melissa-titanium]

Anyone calling girl Mob "Shige" always makes me happy especially bc the last part of Mobs name that sounds like o (夫) means man/husband and I don't know if she would like the implications of that once her egg cracks! Girl Mob forever

THIS IS CUTE AS FUCK I DIDNR EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. AUJJJJJJGGGHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWW I USUALLY MAKE RITSU REFER 2 HER AS NIICHAN OR SHIGE SO IAMSO HAPPU THT IS A THING. i feel like. idont know im thinking about this. i feel like post Realization she wouldnt really *change change* her name rather just. remove a part of it. hence. shige rather than shigeo. u r so right. giggle smile GIRL MOB FOREEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!

[magmadraconis]

I DREW HIM I DREW HIM OMG I FINALLY MADE AN ARTWORK OF HIM IVE BEEN HYPERFOCUSED ON HIM SINCR I STARTED PLAYING THE GAME BUT IT WAS VERY WEAK NOT THAT MUCH STRONG AND IN OCTOBER 5TH 2023 I SAW HIM AND I WAS PARALYZED IN CHOCK MEZMERIZED AND NOW I HAVE AN STRONG HYPERFOCUS ON HIM,, IN ALL MY YEARS OF NOT KNOWING I WAS AUTISTIC I NVER HAD AN HYPERFOCUS >>THAT<< STRONG AND NOW IVE FINALLY MANAGED TO DRAW HIM BECAUSE I WAS SHY ON LIKE EVEN SAYING HIS NAME AND NOW IM SO HAPPU I MANAGED TO DRAW AN FINISHED ART OF HIM I LOVE THIS. FUCKING SORCERWR.!!!

AJSISMIAMIMAKA,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LIVE LAUGH LOVE GRAND SORCERER HUEY