#SLAY BESTIE RAMBLE YOUR HEART OUT

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be prepared bestie, because I may ramble about Ninjago or Sonic because i am a nerd/hj

D O I T

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Miraculous Ladybug: Spoilers for Perfection (Part 1)

I’m dead.

Warning, I’m quite critical in this review/ramble. MLB spoilers for S5 E12, cuz screw chronological episode releases. Part 2 will cover Emotion (cuz I had to stop it halfway to process the madness).

Fun fact. I feel like the jump in development between these two episodes actually speaks to the amount of episodes you could skip if you wanted to see what this show would be like if it went through a more “Show don’t tell” angle. If anyone has come up with a definitive “show-don’t-tell” cut of the show once it’s finally finished, pls send me a drive or a recommendation list, or I’ll have to do it myself /hj

For realskies, I….? Perfection was middle school secondhand cringe I suppose. The “I love” “moo” thing is self-aware, but still cringe nonetheless. Wondered of a funnier variation of her trying to say “ew” instead in reaction to Adrien’s established camembert stench like she keeps holding up a picture of camembert each time to try to get herself to say “I love (ew)” — but never even considers the correlation with that stench and Plagg. I’m actually curious btw about the french variation as a non-french speaker. Je taime? Right? Idk how the cow card would play into this.

Also mad props to MLB for tackling miscommunication and issues like fear of rejection, fear of failure, golden child syndrome with more care between the Marinette and Kagami, and having that translate into an akuma — screw you I could care less what they’re actually called now — that wasn’t just blindly destructive to everyone around em. More self-destructive, which I find to be more common for people irl. The ratio of people who’d use their negativity to lash out on others is hard to gage, but I know it’s been way too late in the game for there to be only this one akuma who’d rather sit and wallow in their lonliness. More people would rather crawl in a hole and die than inconvenience a stranger.

That desire to want to sit in isolation for days on end is quite relatable. More so than the manbaby temper tantrums you’d see from Mayor Bourgeious, the Ice cream guy, or Gabriel Agreste ffs. One can argue that Hawkmoth intentionally seeks out powerhungry hateful individuals: but that requires assuming Gabriel wasn’t just blindly choosing anyone with shallow grievances, with his powers amplifying them to be stupidly destructive. So I think the less complicated conclusion is Gabriel doesn’t seek out the strongest of negative emotions, (the baby akumas shoulda been a dead indicator), but he’ll take anything. Still doesn’t take away from the fact that aside from “Perfection”, there hasn’t been any other akuma who’s emulated what it’d really feel like to have your deep negative feelings of inadequecy be amplified. Or maybe I’m just projecting, which in that case, my bad ��

On a separate note, this show had the potential to explore the deeply tragic misuse of the butterfly miraculous — that capacity to empathise with others, recognise their sadness beneath the anger —it really coulda been a good eye opener for mental health in society. But ehhh I already shot myself in the foot long ago for even insinuating MLB would ever try to reflect or deeply respond to modern-day issues. It really isn’t more than what its premise surmises. Aside from also being an anti-rich, soap opera, pre-teen angst monstrosity. But I digress.

Overall, Perfection is not for my age demographic but the sentiment comes across. Also, Adrien attempting to sing a dramatic ballad, and it being overshadowed by Marinette and Kagami’s shared feelings of inadequecy in their relationship to each other was both disheartening but also hilarious to me. “No worries, Adrien can always come up with another song from the heart off-screen! Besties come first!” Slay honestly. (Actually I take that back, Kagami don’t follow Lila’s IG!!!—)

Thanks for reading!

[1d1195]

First of all bestie you could NEVER make me hate you especially over a silly hairstyle! And if people end be up hating on you for that… that’s not it lol also this is gonna part 1 of my ramble 😭

ANWAYS I’m in constant conflict with how I feel about that mullet HAHA at first I was like “a mullet?! WHY?” But then I saw the vision and kinda liked it😔 and rn I’m not sure tbh! BUT I’m not sure if it’s bc he’s HARRY and I’m just kind “blinded” by finding him attractive in general lol bc he’s definitely hot no matter what in my eyes so idk lol plus I fear I’m so use to seeing so many people have mullets (I guess it’s trendy now?!) that maybe I’m just not as big of a hater as I use to be lol btw I LOVED the visuals you gave! That tattoo roulette pic has me STUNNED the first time I saw it! And I kinda love you’re not an automatic lhh lover🤭 though I am a fan of when he had a middle part, like for when he did SNL so idk about my opinion lol

I simply am lowkey sick of my phone lately so idk wtf is going on lol though I love polls! It’s interesting what people are thinking! I genuinely don’t remember exactly what was the last poll I got to vote on but I remember clicking on a Sun kissed option and I was in the minority of votes 😭

SAM YOURE GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT BREEDING KINK!!! I will simply cease to exist whenever we get to meet that Harry😵‍💫 I truly love how you write your Harry’s like i simply can’t!!! And bestie I love when a man is begging and just groveling on the FLOOR for forgiveness!! Very excited 😌

Omg you’re of course one of those people!! Honestly I would have been more surprised if babies WEREN’T drawn to you lol I’m sure it’s just a vibe you give off like babies can see your pure and sweet heart! In another universe you most likely would have had your Honey moment or like a daycare moment! And omg that’s absolutely such an adorable moment and such a good concept 😭

Financial anxiety is so REAL! Especially since you mentioned how growing up it impacted you a lot! And growing up poor too, i totally get it!! It’s a very conflicting feeling lol

Omg bestie you don’t even KNOW how obsessed I was with fucking true crime and like paranormal stuff growing HAHAHA the true crime stuff now terrifies me now bc HELLO?!? But honestly some of these murder mystery books I got to reread again are kinda still a slay lol but the pottery stuff I got really into it in middle school and lowkey stopped reading it when the pandemic hit lol anyways finished sorting out some books so I will be donating them later this week!

Agree about the AC!! Growing up in school there was NO AC and we had to constantly suffer with the heat waves! Girl you’re like a young millennial which makes sense you would be drawn to that aesthetic and there’s nothing wrong with it! If it makes you happy then there’s no harm!

I always get so sad/worried when my dogs are slightly off bc I love them 😭 When I tell you the first thing encounter I had with my finaid office I fucking CRIED! Had to wait on a fuck ass zoom for almost two hours only for a MAN to tell me it was my fault(it fucking was a mistake on their end) and to just get loans and a payment plan was my HELL!!! My mom had to calm me down it was so embarrassing lol Anyways I loved that you gave that feedback and honestly very you and I love that!

I actually decided to shorten the black dress to like my mid thigh!! Sounds short but I’m not tall so it will look somewhat okay lol and the second one is actually a dark blue dress that shimmers when it hits a certain light! It looks black but it’s actually blue and I’m excited to wear it! That one will be slightly above the knee! And maxi dresses are cute! And I bet they look cute on you!!

Hope you had a lovely weekend! Hope it was restful and fun! ALSO I hope your week is starting well!! LOVE YOU!!!-💜

I'm putting a cut here because I wanted to warn anyone else that reads our pen pal letters that I'm going to talk about audio porn a little lol what an ENTRANCE to this message idk if you'll even be able to tell where my train of thought came from to introduce it like this 😂

Number one--obsessed with two part asks hehehe I love this for us. SAW THE VISION. I'm glad you saw it I haven't 💀 I think I def have this blindness as well but it's so trendy rn and I'm just NOT hear for it. If my bf got a mullet I would shave his head tbh. I just think his hair looked stringy and needed a wash and I haven't forgiven him for that 😭 I wash my hair every day because Harry and I actually have very similar hair and if I don't wash it every day it gets so greasy and gross (and before anyone comes for me I KNOW it's because I wash it every day 🙃 but I can't do it. I just feel better when I shower so what am I going to do? I do so little for my own self care ANYWAY)

I LOVE polling everyone. I think it's so helpful 😭 and I agree, knowing what everyone thinks really helps inform my decision and focus to write.

HEHEHEHE you may have already met that Harry Not to out myself here but I recently downloaded Quinn which is audio porn and it's *mwah* chef's kiss. It's giving me all kinds of ideas for Harry and I like to find the audios where the guy is all worshippy of the girl. Honestly, I don't even listen to it for the porn part I'm just here for the plot 😂 there's a couple brother's best friend's ones that have me salivating to write something. I'm AMPED.

I think in another life I probably will open a day care. I should have just taught elementary school the way the gods probably intended me to but alas. Knock on wood my group is... don't want to jinx it but I will say I'm not exhausted right now (at least not from teaching).

I'm not tall either so I get it. I love a shimmery dress! That sounds so nice! I've been getting tons of compliments on all my clothes recently so I like to believe I might be figuring out my own sense of style. Even the kids notice and think I look cute which is not the point but I think it's nice they notice because a lot of these kids are so trendy and adorable. One of my students from a couple years ago should have won best dressed. She could have worn a trash bag to soo. She was so adorable and I would ask for her opinion about what I should wear to chaperone prom/homecoming 😂

I hope you NEVER have to talk to financial aid ever again 💕

I had a slightly busy but good weekend. I was very productive and I'm trying to keep pace because I fear October is going to be busy as hell 🙃

I hope your week is going well too 💕 LOVE YOU!

[eldrigeonsss]

WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT ME WITHOUT GOING INTO WHATS GREAT ABOUT YOU!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE PERSON AND I WANT TO SHOUT IT TO THE STARS ON MOST DAYS The way you are willing to hear me out on anything?? That you'll listen and chime in and that you're always down to clown with anything! The fact that you have so much passion for your creation??? The fact that you are such an incredible, gifted composer (Legitimately, I'm gonna start scrapping with you to release the compositions for LoRe once it's started because you've created some genuinely impactful pieces that I CONTINUOUSLY return to because HOLY SHIT is my bestie gifted) and I need the world to know that because legitimately? I sent a program your way, you went "bet" AND JUST FUCKING SLAYED IT How you are such a phenomenal cosplayer???? Idek what it is you do, but you ARE canon Trucy, Jay, and Tim to me! When you are cosplaying those characters I legitimately mix up your name with theirs because you meld so perfectly with your cosplay!!! You're a fucking amazing friend, and you have been for the entire year that I've known you! You are so fucking kind that it genuinely makes me think im gonna rot my teeth with how sweet you are (/pos) AND YOU'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING COOL Not just that, you're a stellar writer, you've written some fucking heartwrenching things and sent them my way and OUGH it's fucking incredible. I am phasing through your skull and kissing your brain as we speak. @lilrubixx AND DONT FUCKING THINK YOURE FREE OF THIS TOO TIGERS IVE GOT W O R D S You are such a supportive person it legitimately doesnt make sense to me sometimes. You encourage my creativity so enthusiastically and you let me ramble whenever I get into it, AND AND AND YOU GENUINELY ARE SO HELPFUL WHEN I NEED IT AND I love hearing your voice and getting to spend time with you, even just with everyday things, the chance to have a piece of your time is such an honor. To be able to hear your thoughts is just- Everything to me. The fact that I'm gonna get to see you even more frequently fills my heart with so much warmth. You're kind and patient, and you put up with me so frequently (I mean that in a non-self-deprecating way, I just genuinely love that you like to hang out with me) AND DID I MENTION YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY??? LIKE YOU HAVE ME BUSTING UP SO OFTEN And the fact that you can get along with virtually anyone?? The fact that you're so fucking good at what you do?? Your writing, your cosplay, all of it is done with so much confidence and so much gusto. Bro will legit go "I'm gonna write up a 40k fic" AND THEN DO IT?????? You are so committed to your passions, it is genuinely such an inspiring thing, like you will sit down and get productive and I will be compelled to buckle down and get to work too!! I would marry you a million times over, and i genuinely mean that. @tigers1o1 BOTH OF YOU ARE LEGIT MY FUCKING FAVORITE PPL AND WE ARE ALBATRIO CUDDLE PILING THE INSTANT WE ARE ALL IN THE SAME STATE AGAIN I STG

@eldrigeonsss appreciation post

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Hi there! Can i request xiao, childe,zhongli where reader gets injured bad one time that they go into like a comatose or something? And at the end they wake up, thank you!! 🤗

Hi bestie! And ask and ye shall sufficiently be fed. I kept rambling on these so I hope you don’t mind <3

Pairings; (Separate) Xiao, Childe, Zhongli x reader

Warning(s); hurt/comfort, cursing, slight wound description

Keep reading under the cut!

Xiao

You didn’t actually plan to take on the Oceanid but you were in the area and you knew a friend needed a cleansing heart or two so why not?

The why not is the fact that the dumb water birds were ripping the shit out of you

Sufficiently happy that the Oceanid has given you a lesson enough, they disappear, leaving you pretty much in a heaped, shivering, bloody pile.

The yaksha hears his name being spoken with such a level of hurt, Xiao is moving before you’re able to mutter his name a second time

Despite his quick speeds and quicker panic, he hears your voice slowly lose breath. And as much as he doesn’t want to he has started preparing himself for the worst.

Maybe it’s his fault for loving a fleeting mortal?

When he reaches you, you’re unconscious. But breathing. Laboured, likely due to some broken ribs, but breathing none the less. A less panicked and worried Xiao would chastise him for holding onto something that could disappear.

Xiao isn’t going to let you die, not on his hands.

He takes your limp body back to the Wangshu Inn and within the hour there’s 3 doctors all bandaging your body and making sure your stable

Comatose isn’t a word that Xiao has much experience with. But to him it manifests into the worst weeks of his life

Where he isn’t sat beside you, he’s pacing in your room. And when he isn’t doing that he’s throwing himself so deep in slaying demons and once the supply of demons ran dry he started clearing out random hilichurl camps

He knows that things are starting to get better when you start muttering random things in your sleep, and reacting to whatever books Xiao reads to you

Nobody at the Inn says anything outwardly about how unusually soft Xiao is, but everyone’s notices. If you were awake Xiao could imagine you teasing him about it and giving him a kiss

Four weeks almost to the day you wake up. Xiao is sat in his normal place beside you, book in his hand reading to you

“I like that book, its my favourite” you tell the yaksha who hasn’t noticed your waking. Your voice struggles to make words, like when you talk first thing in the morning.

Xiao jumps a little at your voice, he was so engrossed in the book and barely noticed your gaze. 

Grinning is an understatement, Xiao smiles so wide and out of character that you almost jest about Xiao being a doppelganger 

But the moment he hugs you, careful of your bindings, the jest fizzles away

“I almost lost you” he tells you his face sufficiently buried in your neck to try and hide the growing tears that he’s been pushing back through the weeks 

“You can’t get rid of me that easily cutie” you reassure the yaksha as you embrace him as tight as your bandaged body can

-

Childe

The two of you love to expend your energy with random friendly fights be it wrestling around the house or finding the highest plains and having a great all out battle. You both find its a great way to release stress too

“I was thinking about eating out for dinner” you tell Childe as you parry his arrow

“That sounds like an idea. Loser pays” Childe responds with a grin

The fight is great, and dare you say it you’re winning

Until, by no joke, the biggest gust of wind pushes you off of the cliff and sends you flying

It would be funny if you couldn’t feel your bones breaking as you fall

Childe dives off the cliff the as soon as he can attempting to catch you

He does. But he’s a little too late to catch you conscious. You feel like a limp bag of potatoes. Your heartbeat being the only thing that’s currently grounding him and keeping him from committing various crimes

He doesn’t have the time to overthink until you’re safe and laying in your shared room

The three days that you’re unconscious Childe spends almost every waking moment sat on a chair beside your bed, laying on the bed beside you and actively avoiding as much work as he physically can. Even to the point a fatui agent comes to the house and lectures him about how he mustn’t keep avoiding his obligations.

He leaves for half a day on the third day and sits beside you the moment he gets back. He’s lazily telling you about his boring half day of work after he finishes he drops his head onto the bead

“I guess I’ll have to buy dinner though” you tell Childe your hand petting his hair 

You’ve never seen Childe sit up so fast and bury his head into your chest where you continue to pet his hair 

“Though you might have to go and get it, my bones hurt” you jest 

“You fell off a fucking cliff [name] I’m sure your bones do more than hurt” he smiles kissing your nose

You smile at the man and embrace him again “I’m sure you caught me though”

“Without hesitation” he grins, Childes worry's and the days before overthinking flutter away for the time being

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Zhongli

Being the adventurer spirit that you are going to the reaches of Liyue and you’ve made it your personal goal of exploring every crevice of the country

On your way back to the Harbour after a month and a half being away. Though on the final stretch of your journey a mitachurl decided that you were a personal punching bag and threw you across the road

  Though in much pain from the fall you some how managed to make it back home and into the arms of your spouse

“I’ve got a present fo-” you pass out mid sentence, obviously your adrenaline from the mitachurl had finally ran out

Zhongli takes your sudden excess of deadweight and quickly lays you down onto your shared bed and checks you for any wounds

He quickly finds a large bruise from the mitachurl earlier. Zhongli changes you into some comfortable clothing while you’re already half undressed under his concerned gaze

Despite his quick thinking and generally unfazed expression the archon feels a unsettling pit at the bottom of his stomach

Baizhu is inside the house within the half hour and within the hour he has a diagnosis. A coma with no end date. 

Being acquainted with comas but thanks to his previous lifetimes Zhongli has never been so close to someone with such an ailment

Another month and a half Zhongli finds himself away from his spouse. Although trying to keep his schedule as consistent as possible his morning walks are changed to sitting at the bedside and dinner time was often spent sat to the table that was in the bedroom, but now moved closer to your bedside

Although very used to being alone for extended periods of time thanks for your love of exploration, he has never felt so far away from you despite you being so close to him

When you awoke it was actually close to midnight. Your brain takes a few moments to catch up with the world. You take into account that you’re in bed, and notably, your spouse was not

You feel the distinct pain of the hit you had taken, although you note that it doesn’t hurt nearly as much as it did when you came home

You sit on the edge of your bed and stand, a little wobbly at first, and you move about your home looking for your absent spouse

That’s until you find him asleep in the spare bedroom. Why is he there? You don’t remember having an explosive argument or kicking out of bed.

You enter the room and touch your spouses arm and you call his name. He wakes with a start almost surprised

“You’re awake” he informs you which causes you to chuckle at him

“You’re going to have to catch me up my love” you stroke his hair after he sits up in bed and urges you to sit atop his lap

“In the morning my dear, just for a moment let me be in your presence”

“Anything for you my love” you smile at him before pausing “Though I would love something to eat”

[shinyeeveelynn]

Gush pass! 🎟 take this and gush your heart out about anyone you please!

WH- How did I not see this in my inbox weeks ago? I'M SO SORRY AM DUMB. *sigh* Alright you caught me in the middle of my Eren crisis, I'm very sorry.

EREN GOD DAMN J.AEGER HAS TURNED ME INTO AN INCOHERENT MESS BEYOND ANYTHING I'VE EXPERIENCE IN MY 20 SOME ODD YEARS OF LIFE ON THIS EARTH.

Yeah no, it's that bad. I spend every day absolutely twitterpated over him. He's strong, he's passionate, he's loving, he's very soft and sentimental, though it's easy to forget because he tends to hide it. Also, he's like, kinda gorgeous but yknow I may be a bit biased on that.

He's very good to me, I can't even begin to express. He loves to indulge me in my rambles, just talk about nothing and everything at once for hours on end. We keep it mostly business around everyone else, but when we're alone he needs to keep me close as much as I need him to keep me close and I swear heaven on earth is being in his arms 💕 He can be broody, a bit emotional, but he can also be silly and lighthearted. I love the small joking jabs we take at each other, and I love his warm smiles. They feel like home. As do the sweet, affectionate looks he gives me sometimes when we're in a crowd, or in silence alone when I've done something (he thinks is) cute or endearing.

I think one of my favorite things he does is come up behind me for hugs and ends up resting his chin on my head. I'm short, and well- he very much isn't, lol but it makes for cute hugs. Nothing quite gets me though like the desperate, needy "I love you"s I get when things are are hard, and they hurt, and he needs more than anything for me to be okay, and all he can do is try his best to love the pain away. Sometimes things suck, and I struggle with my mental health, but knowing that he would slay all my demons if he could makes it all easier.

Feeling everything as intensely as we have been, it's been hard to not rush into things but- well I suppose I'm using this as an excuse to mention that we're getting married soon. He's already got our whole rest of our lives perfectly pictured in his head and it's going to be wonderful <3 I wonder how aware of the gross, disney-esque, mushy gushy, feelsy weelsy type of relationship he was starting when A.rmin convinced me to talk to Eren finally.

He probably knew exactly what he was doing, lmfao.

And for that I have to throw in a thanks to the bestie 💖

Okay ffs, I'm done now. Sorry 'bout that, LMAO.

[maiseui]

OH. MY. FUCKING. HEAVENS. I LITERALLY HAVE TWO WORDS AND ONE FINGER FOR U SEI 😭😭😭 FUCK YOU 😭😭😭😭 HONESTLY I CANT BELIEVE I EVER WISHED U A DELICIOUS SLEEP BC U MOST DEFINITELY DO NOT DESERVE ONE!!! I HATE U SO MUCH??? WHY AM I EVEN SURPRISED ANYMORE???? THE WAY ALL YOUR STORIES ABSOLUTELY WRECK ME BY THE END OF IT AND I NEVER SEEM TO LEARN MY LESSON BY NOT BOYCOTTING UR ASS 😭💔💔 honestly i’m speechless 🧍🏻‍♀️ this has RUINED me i had to take a step back and pause and kalm down bc WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? 😁😁🔫🔫

OKAY SEI ADMITTEDLY, AND I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, U ATE. I LOVED THIS. LIKE FROM THE BETA READ I WAS ALREADY HEART EYES BUT BEING ABLE TO SEE IT IN ITS ENTIRETY WAS AMAZING????? I RLLY RLLY LOVED seeing the transition of their relationship from super adorable enemies to lovers to like tragic lovers who can’t rlly be together :((( like the premise of the story was alr so interesting (cupid matchmaking service??? SIGN ME UP) but the way u executed it WAS SO FREAKING GOOD 😭 i’m in love w the delivery like the pacing between every scene was so good???? YOU HAVE such a good handle on how long to make particular scenes and how to balance them out w romance and obv like ocs/heeseungs feelings/thoughts 😭 I RLLY LOVE HOW IMMERSIVE THIS FELT? IT WAS SO HEARTBREAKING SEEING THE WAY YNHEE DEVELOPED A FRIENDSHIP AND LEMME JUST SAY THEY WERE FREAAKIMG CUTE AS HELL 😭😭 the sticky notes 😻 the jacket 😻 the stares across a crowded room 😻 THEY WERE SO CUTE AND THATS WHAT MADE THE ENDING FEEL SM SADDER????

no bc i was genuinely heartbroken at the ending :( like yn definitely had her reasons to act the way she did but i just fucking LOVE how you depicted this “circle” of some sorts - like, yeeun is exactly where she started (if not in a worse position); heeseung has his heart broken the exact same way he broke many other hearts; and yn….. is still salty af at love. LIKE, ITS INSANE they went thru all that just to end up in worse positions :( I MEAAANNNNN SHOULDVE LISTENED TO CUPIDS LAW YALLLLL NEVER FUCKING FALL IN LOVEEEEEE 😭😭😭 but no seriously i really loved this idea of love being a little toxic; like the way you depict it here is smth to be very very cautious with. i love that!!! and bestie i agree 😳 i feel like all the characters kind of learned their lesson? yeeun: girl u cant manufacture love, and boys arent like the ones in ur writing 😭 i feel like she learned that people are certainly not what they purport themselves to be (like with her friendship w yn too). i felt like heeseung obv also learned his lesson 🤡 he was bound to face karma after playing w all those girls right 😭 and then obviously yn too — U CANT MANUfacture love and also the instant you try to slide urself in the affairs of others, you’re bound to get bitten 😔

AGAIN, IN CASE U HAVENT REALISED YET, i LOVED the delivery of this and the message of ur story 😭😭 BESTIE WHAT DONT U SLAY AT??? GIRL STOPPPPPPP 😭 ugh also for the record my fave line was surprisingly the one about yeeun - you wrote smth about her slowly lowering her filter, and also that she tended to pour all her feelings into writing and hence didn’t need another outlet. IDK WHY BUT THAT RLLY STUCK W ME???? SIGHS

ANYWAY I RAMBLE TOO MUCH IM SAURRY 😭😭 I LVOED THIS THOUGH SEI U ABSOLUTLEY ANNIHILATED THIS!!! HEESEUNG WAS SO HOT AND BY THE END OF IT I FELT SO SO SO BAD FOR HIM 😭 every line of his was so heartbreaking given how in love he was :( i’m so sad they didn’t get their happy ending esp since i shipped them so hard but I LOVED THE MSG OF THIS STORY MORE???? ANYWAY U DID SO SO SO WELL W THIS AND FR I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS UR FIRST LONG OMESHOT BC??? URE INSANE FOR WRITING THIS SO WELL 😭😭😭 such a big fan bffie 💖💞💞💖💖💞 ilysm THANK U FOR WRITING AND FEEDING US SO WELL! QUEEN BEHAVIOUR 🗣

CUPID’S LAW | NEVER FALL IN LOVE

PAIRING › Play boy! Heeseung x fem! reader

SYNOPSIS › After a bland highschool experience, you immediately gravitate to your university’s most outrageous matchmaking club, “The Cupid Club.” Your job was simple: to collect information on your client’s love interest and then pair them together. After two years on your “job,” everything became less horrific and getting couples together almost seemed like a natural occurrence. That is until you’re tasked to collect information on Lee Heeseung, the infamous rugby captain who is coincidently known as the biggest player on campus.

GENRE› college au, angst (I said it was major angst in the preview, but after writing it, I realized that it’s not actually that sad), consultant! reader x rugby captain! Heeseung, heartbreak, crack, fluff

WARNING(S) › swearing, heavy drinking, mentions of sex

WORDCOUNT › 18.4k (I apologize beforehand)

NOTES › This is my entry for @jungwoniics ’ “just out of reach” collab

Love was an unexplained phenomenon that entwined souls together. It was an experience of rather difficult trifles which blossomed into ultimate bliss. To be with someone you found truly admirable and to lead a life with them for as many years as they lasted was society’s idea of a dream come true. Love seemed to be something like a goal to people, while to others, it was rather a burden. To you, it was a lackluster ordeal filled with complications and hurdles — an experience you didn’t want to indulge in.

You hated when September strolled along. Every autumn leaf gracefully leaving the comfort of the branches to experience the harsh winter chills yet again this cycle. It was similar to all the young adults who traveled distances away from the warmth of their homes to lead a rather dreadful college life.

The giddy freshmen were always entertaining to watch. The yearning they all had to start fresh, lead a new life, to grow, and become a part of society.

That is what college was

A greater look into society.

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