#SIS THATS A RAT DUDE

[parisakamali]

there's so much going on yall im losing my shit i can't document everything

[broodygaming]

My dumbass attempt at getting a cute photo, haha

Wheezy is such a good boy <3 he doesn’t care in the slightest.

The chick was less amused lol

[jaychirps]

Other then Albert I watch game theorists and Cg5

Big big fan of Charlie.(cg5) amazing funny dorky nice dude. Really reaaaally wanted to go to his concert. Saved up money for tickets and everything! Just didn't have anyone to take me *sheds a silent tear*

Love his music.

But Albert and charlie have inspired me si much tbh. They've helped me come out of my comfort zone and be more confident(oh nooo this turned into a rat)

OH- I watch game theorists (and by extension, film & food theorists) too! Another user I like watching is a guy called The Theorizer, most known for his insane Mort from Madagascar multi-part theory :D

I always do a double take when I see Charlie simply because he looks freakily similar to one of my best irl friends (yea, thats you @binkmoi)

[spectrumscribe]

so here’s my conversation with my friend, @guide-to-the-galaxy, as i and a sibling of mine watched the Lone Rat and Cubs episode.

spoilers: i didn’t like it, this is pretty short, and basically just a lot of dissatisfaction with canon.

 onthespectrumwriting:

so. me and my lil sis are watching the lone rat and cubs thing rn

 onthespectrumwriting:

already i am dragging it hardcore

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Ive been so out of the loop i honestly forgot to watch it😂😂 my bro did but i was asleep

 onthespectrumwriting:

I’m only 3 mins in. I’ll tell you what quality it is as I go

 onthespectrumwriting:

okay so splinter /knew/ there were weirdo inhuman guys looking for them above ground all these years, but didn't think to mention that to his kids even once???

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Not very responsible:////

 onthespectrumwriting:

not liking the designs for the turtles at all

they are Bad

very bad

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Ugly alien boys

 onthespectrumwriting:

extremely so

 onthespectrumwriting:

jeeeez master splinter used to be hardcore

what happened to that????

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

He got lazy and depended on his sons to fight his battles

 onthespectrumwriting:

fffffff

yeah basically

great parenting skills dude, shove all the babies inside a cardboard box

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

I heard he thought they were pets like bruh theyre making baby noises they aint turtles

Not the pet kind anyways

 onthespectrumwriting:

also: do the people who make this show know anything about fucking kids???

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Nope

 onthespectrumwriting:

i helped raise three of them, this ain't how kids act

at all

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Omg is it that bad😂😂 i have to see this misinterpreted version of bbys

 onthespectrumwriting:

i'm screaming

this is terrible

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Ohhh noo😭😭😭

 onthespectrumwriting:

I HATE

THE DIALOGUE

WITH MY ENTIRE SOUL

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Splinters dialogue or the weird noises these kids make?

 onthespectrumwriting:

the kid noises AND kid dialogue

and would it have really killed them to get child actors to play the kid versions of the turtles?? are they /really/ that low on funds?

this isn't A) how kids talk and B) how kids SOUND

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Yeah it just sounded awkward in the previews I hated it

 onthespectrumwriting:

i can't even enjoy the growing fatherness to splinter

its overshadowed by the horribleness of the turtle tots

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

😂😂😂 i neeed to watch this

 onthespectrumwriting:

*kill bill sirens*

splinter's kid gets hurt and he LOSES IT

that’s at least something to his new parenthood

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Aw well thats nice

 onthespectrumwriting:

"still full of fury, i see" - splinter @ his month old son, raph

but like

no???

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

He's a baby

Babys cant...

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Have...fury???

Idk like i know thats just supposed to try and characterize but

 onthespectrumwriting:

jfc none of these people know ANYTHING about children

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

No

 onthespectrumwriting:

yeah and he just recieved a lifelong scar injury to his chest- the crack- right after getting run over by a fucking shopping cart and falling down at least twenty steps-

and raph just laughs??

this

this is not how babies work, my dude

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

They cry if they trip

Let alone get hit by a cart

 onthespectrumwriting:

i hate this so much

also: splinter has exactly no legs to stand on about lecturing raph on his temper, seeing as every time he's fought in this ep he's had like

Severe Angry Eyes

 onthespectrumwriting:

and goes overkill p much each fight

yes splinter let your babies play with your deadly ninja weaponry as you run full tilt mid battle

good dad behavior

and then he has an internal monologue moment WHILE THEY'RE STILL BEING PURSUED to think about how he wants to be a master and a dad

and how he might get a second chance now

but like

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Oh no writers what are you doing???

 onthespectrumwriting:

its sticks out to me that he says "master" before he says "father"??

its kind of telling about his character tbh

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

He just wanted kids to fight his battles

 onthespectrumwriting:

sensei before father is pretty much the gist of this series' splinter and i hate it

now he's lost his kids in the sewer nice

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

He had one job

 onthespectrumwriting:

splinter why is it suddenly so hard to lift One shopping cart UNDERWATER??

physics are fake as it turns out

nice to know

OH NOW THE TURTLES CAN SWIM?

okay, sure.

why does the sewer connect directly into a train station exactly?

that's...  not supposed to happen

i would not want a sewer thing to connect into my subway

 onthespectrumwriting:

oh god

*sighs*

he assigned them all weapons based on what they played with as fucking babies

not on how their individual skillsets work as actual students as they got older

OH AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY TO MIKEY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

to leo he says: “The katana. A royal samurai weapon for those with courage and keen skill.”

to raph he says: “The sai. For a fierce and fearless warrior, who will always fight the hardest for his family.”

to donnie he says: “The bo staff. For a thoughtful soul, and a peaceful heart.” (idk about that last comment but okay)

and to mikey he says: “The nunchaku. Because…. uh….. *audibly sweats* they are perfect for you!”

everyone else gets something spiritual blah blah blah and mikey's told that??

?????

fuck this. they can’t even give him this, when the family situation wasn’t utter shit.

and.... that's it. that's the episode.

so. mutual agreement between me and my sib.

this sucked.

 guide-to-the-galaxy:

Its just

It could be so good

But its just not

 onthespectrumwriting:

no it is not. :///

 onthespectrumwriting:

and all this, after we had such solid eps with usagi??

*deepest sigh of all*

well. here's to hoping the vampire arc soothes the hives this episode gave me.

one last thing:

i hate the turtle tots so much

they look like fucking muppet puppets.

i’ll probably see them in my dreams tonight. taunting me with my sins and telling me how i’ll die.

onethespectrumwriting:

these are good boys i’d protect with my life.

these are gremlins i’d run over with my nonexistant car.

thanks nick.

really.

excuse me while i go grab a drink. i have to wash this whole disaster out of my system by force.