#SIR PLEASE KEEP IT COMING
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Sooo people loved my recent svt motorcycle fic- and I know we’re all hoes for motorcycle baddies- my man took me to a ride night two nights ago for the first time with like 30 other Harley dudes and during the ride I concocted an nct motorcycle idea 👀 it’s uh… it’s gonna be something, June for nct motorcycle au 😘
#me on the back of this man’s bike:#ok how can I use this#my mans gently choking me at dinner with everyone#SIR PLEASE KEEP IT COMING#I shall be giving hyuck hand tattoos#and it might just kill me#it’s the way I just realized my man is hyuck coded#he’s so mature and gives John sometimes#but on his bike this man is a HYUCK
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#gintama#sakata gintoki#Monkey Hunter Arc#gintama 123#cant STAND how hot he is when he does that angry leg stomp of his and shows his crotch and looks at us like we're unworthy#yes please sir do that more I'll just keep wanting to lick your boots don't mind me#it's been a while since i've been this obsessed#but how come they draw him so fine boooi#mine
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everytime i think about qsmp or see it on my timeline q!slime is always in the back of my mind...
cause i know irl slime has just been busy doing other projects which i adore don't get me wrong never can have too much charlie slimecicle
but q!slime has been there on that goddam eggxile island for a month now basically??? like holy shit
in my head hes just on that island, living out there, watching the sunset from the campfire chairs, alone... while the world moves on without him and he just has no idea
atleast after this point hopefully other artists will start drawing q!slime with some visible wear and tear instead of clean and pristine, like that man has been on an island off the grid, away from all civilization for 25+ days??? please!! give him one scar atleast itll make me so happy!!!! /light hearted
entire arcs have happened and resolved, CONSPIRACIES everywhere, people getting married and broken up, danger befalls almost all of the other memebers of qsmp, yet q!slime just off on his little island secluded from the world
us q!slime fans are just in a state of limbo never knowing when hes is coming back to the qsmp 🤧 miss my streamer ❤️
#qsmp#qslimecicle#qcharlie#q!charlie#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp charlie slimecicle#q!slimecicle#i miss him so dearly#my poor slimey boy alone on island#BRO HE STILL HAS TO COME TO TERMS WITH BOBBYS DEATH IN CHARACTER#LIKE THIS is the worst#plus more wistfull flippa thoughts now that pomme exists#hes so tragic and silly#my gooper#my gunker...#where are you.....#plus like marianas not online either so i cant even switch povs for slimeriana content#ill get back into qsmp probably when will joins#my pov is literally of indefinite haitus cause hes too creative and does 87 projects back to back#i adore slimecicle but PLEASE SIR YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS#im getting flashbacks to chuckle sandwitch.....
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okay as a Jean Enjoyer i feel like i need to say this because there are different genres of jean enjoyment (jeanres if you will). i am of the faction where i don’t really vibe with the whole “jeangst” thing (as it exists as a fandom phenomenon) and here’s why. so much of the stuff i see labeled “jeangst” is WAY too sympathetic to and forgiving of jean for my taste. like he’s woobified or there’s a lot of uncritical ‘poor jean harry is so mean to him and now harry’s amnesia ruined his life :(’ type stuff which is such a fundamental misunderstanding of him and his role in harry’s past & present and it skews how we view his dynamic with harry too. and i don’t mean this as “oh considering jean’s pov is bad!!1!1″ no i consider his pov all the time i am indescribably mentally ill about the torment that the jeanharry relationship puts both jean and harry through. but when we consider his point of view i really think that just ascribing him the simple role of ‘poor depressed punching bag’ strips him of all the interesting parts of his character & also contributes to a less nuanced and accurate understanding of harry as well (it makes it easy to villainize him for his addiction and mental illness, which in and of themselves aren’t moral failings-- harry was a bad person for his behavior, which is not the same as his addiction or his illnesses)
like, jean put himself in this situation. over and over again. yes he was likely forced into working with harry, but whatever’s going on between them is more than a workplace conflict. you look at luiga’s twitter and he’s said so much about jean and harry’s codependency and the other mentions of a very close and very unhealthy personal relationship. you see the way jean talks about his own role vs harry’s in the ending-- jean WANTS to be the poor victim, he wants everyone to see him as the helpless punching bag who is being such a saint by Putting Up With Harry And His Bullshit, look at me, i’m so much better than this stupid mentally ill addict! he’s like harry you are so unprofessional, and there is something wrong with you, and we are all so tired of putting up with you and your shitty behavior, but here he is sitting in a hotel lobby in a wig to harass harry while harry is actually doing his job!! like jean my love here you are reaming harry out about “doing his fucking job” sir what are you doing!! you are sitting in a hotel looking angry for 14 hours just in case your special little partner who you are definitely sooo mad at condescends to speak to you for a few minutes!! and you dragged poor judit out here too!! jean. girl. babe. it’s time to admit you are a massive hypocrite with an even bigger victim complex. you, a mentally ill addict, are losing your shit at harry for being a mentally ill addict. why don’t you meaningfully address the actual behaviors instead of just reminding harry that he’s an alcoholic every 2 minutes.
like i’m not saying jean should have infinite patience for harry after multiple years of mistreatment but damn dude the double standards are insane. jean is instigating a messy public breakup and being pretty abusive the whole time and then he’s like everyone feel bad for ME and not STUPID HARRY who is an ALCOHOLIC in case anyone forgot. he goes on and on about how much his life sucks and how much harry sucks and boohoo poor him he’s so depressed and beaten down by the shitkid etc but then in ANY sub-ideal ending you get there’s still something that tells you that he’s still taking harry back or at least considering it. in the cuno ending “he can’t leave you behind. he just can’t. one final time...” even in the worst ending “if you make it-- if you’re sober for 10 months-- tell us. i’ll work with you again.” jean babe if you hate him so much then stay the fuck away from him!! damn!! your codependency is showing!! your victim complex is showing!! just go get harry’s name tattooed on you at this point like at the very least it might get you some sympathy from people at the bar when they ask about what’s very clearly an Ex’s Name Tattoo
#this got out of hand. sorry#anyway yeah i disagree with 'jeangst' on principle because it's too nice to jean basically#you can be sympathetic to his point of view without being a Jean Apologist or completely erasing his role in a mutually abusive dynamic#i love to think about how much this whole situation hurts him. and i love to think about how a lot of it is his fault#it's so much more interesting for him to be a participant in his own victimhood#he's standing there goading harry into punching him and then he gets punched and is like HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME!!#well sir you see if you tape a sign on your forehead that says kick me then eventually you are going to be kicked.#the jeanharry relationship as a form of self harm for both parties involved etc etc#using each other to punish themselves etc etc#just enough good in it to keep them going. just enough bad to make it bitter the whole way through. the push and pull of addiction etc etc#see a return to jean/harry partnership after martinaise would be so funny#jean tries to provoke harry says some shitty stuff etc and harry just like. starts crying or having a panic attack or whatever#and jean is like hold on this makes ME look like the bad guy. come on quick hit me. come on say something mean. call me a slur. please#or maybe harry goes right back to being an asshole depending on ur guy. and nothing ever changes and they hurt each other for ever and ever#until they succumb to the inevitable murder-suicide#kiwipost#jv meta#jean vicquemare#I HATE THIS GUY *beating him with one of those carpet dust racket things*
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latest Archon Quest spoilers (DO NOT READ THE TAGS IF YOU DO NOT WANT SPOILERS, SCROLL PAST)
CAPITANO AAAAAAAUUURHGGHRHGRHHGRHGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIR PLEASE COME BACK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I WAS PLANNING TO PULL IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#wifi plays genshin#genshin spoilers#not brainrot#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH#THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND#CAPITANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#I'M IN AGONY#WHY HIM WHY HIM#OKAY NO I KNOW WHY AND THAT ARTISTIC CUTSCENE WAS LOVELY#BUT ALSO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I LITERALLY WASN'T PLANNING TO PULL FOR ANYONE ELSE IN NATLAN HEAD IN HANDS#ALSO IS HIS BODY JUST THERE FOREVER NOW???? IN LIKE. LIMBO I GUESS????#SIR PLEASE COME BACK YOU DIDN'T GET VAPORIZED BY SIGNORA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#AND KEEP THE CLOAK AND HELMET ON.#i'll be honest i barely understood anything else in that quest#it was very uhhh flashy#the horrors were great though!!#especially the eyes in the sky#anyways pain and crying and agony#and also happy new years#good evening
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4.2 has officially destroyed my brain in terms of lore. Farewell, everyone, I shall join my fellow mad scholars in Aaru Village, because WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.
If you picture someone wearing a tinfoil hat screaming incoherently while wildly gesturing and waving their arms about, you can get a pretty accurate depiction of my mental state.
Featuring: me rambling in the tags. Careful for spoilers if you choose to read them - I don't go into detail but still.
#also i discovered that I am in fact a furina kinnie#i knew already but i didn't know to which extent#also what is UP with morax. has anyone checked on morax. we should probably do that#like please spin back sir you need to talk about the dragons#he wasn't mentioned in the quest at all i just thought abt him#because in the mond quest we see venti returning the power of the anemo god to dvalin#and then in liyue zhongli straight up retired but... did he still retain his authority?#like we know he gave the gnosis away but DID HE KEEP THE GEO SOVEREIGNS POWER#zhongli stop being shady challenge#for someone who loves talking abt rex lapis he tells us surprisingly little about rex lapis#i adore him but he is sus#also CAN WE GET ARCHON VOICELINES ABOUT THE DRAGONS. PLEASE. IM BEGGING HERE.#VENTI PLS TALK ABOUT DVALIN. ZHONGLI PLS TALK ABT AZHDAHA#EI EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELECTRO SOVEREIGN CHALLENGE#if i ask nahida to talk abt apep she'd talk 100%#nahida is the goat when it comes to intel#also THE GNOSIS LORE??? DAMN#I'm losing track of who the Descenders are. so the fourth is us#the third has had their living privileges revoked#i forgot who the first and the second were but i think they were tied to celestia?#ALSO WHERE TF IS THE TWIN#AND WHAT IS THE BATTLEPASS someone explain the battlepass to me please WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE#also WHAT IS UP WITH CONSTELLATIONS#AND WHAT IS NEUVILLETTE'S FIRST NAME#why do i feel like neuvillette is perfectly set up for a ''what is obama's last name'' situation like#''what is neuvillette's last name'' ITS NEUVILLETTE#i need to write smth about that#also SKIRK???#she did not look like i pictured her but i'll get used to it I want to see more of her#idk if i like her yet but i want to fight her
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Mr. Sulu voice: Hellooooo. 👀
#andy serkis#he can keep doing this when he comes out on stage#because then we get#the belly#please sir#i don't think you understand#the reaction in my body and soul#FUCK#sexualizing that old man
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good news is, i almost immediately befriended one of the cats here.
bad news is, he wants to be a part of Everything.
#🔪.text#valentino. sir. please#i cannot bring my laptop to the dining room table.#he just wants to rub on it and step on the keyboar#AND BITE MY HANDS AS I'M TRYING TO TYPE. SIR.#NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU#SOTP MBITING ME#dear lord.#this cat is so pesty#he is really cute tho#and he's not actually biting hard#but it's still very rude#he keeps trying to come with me to the bathroom#like. bro. i do not need your assistance to piss thank you.
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Another big Mario Self-Insert sketch page I’ve just been doodling on for the past few days. I’m obsessed.
#Emile's Arts#Mariocest#YES it gets the tag leave me alone#I haven't even made like a proper POST for this S/I yet I've just been making things for him#I have three different decent references already posted but no actual about#I'll get to that in the next few days. Hopefully#The whole thing is eating my brain it's 4:30 in the AM and I am just#Running thoughts around my head#I put him in the first two Paper Mario games AND Sunshine already (not a big roll just there)#I'm also running with Partner's in Time because I LOVE that game also not a big roll just there but the concept is so cool I keep going bac#Because you know. Babies.#I have no idea what else to do honestly I don't have a lot of other thoughts about other Mario games#So it's unique scenarios time. Like babysitting Junior and such.#I want to isolate and color the Uncle Mario sketch so bad you have no idea#I love Mario and his many many children that he's not the DAD of per-say but he IS in their lives forever now#He takes them to McDonalds and Orders Pizza and Shows them cool secrets in Video Games#And also chucks them like 20 feet in the air he's the kinda guy to just throw a baby around#I love him so much#I also love Toadsworth I love you Toadsworth please come back sir#Nintendo really wants that old man dead it's unfair to me who loves him
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me: *thinking*
everyone else: *continue w their daily lives*
me: I think I should watch rrr
*watched rrr for like 30th time in total, 5 times just this 2023*
#rrr#my love for rrr will never fade#i always keep coming to the masterpiece#nothing can compare to what rrr is#ss rajamouli sir i beg you please make more films#and quicker lmao#ss rajamouli#ram charan#ntr jr#jr ntr#tarak#charan
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The takes 'alpha' and 'dom' males make in their reblogs of my posts make me want to vomit sometimes. They write such delirious, degrading additions and tags and they feel okay about it? Nah, mate, don't think so. Blocked and blocked, enjoy your deranged fantasies on your own. Degrading women, treating them inhumanly and turning them into objects is not everyone's bloody cup of tea.
#like I know lots of people are into power exchange sexually#and it's their own business#and it's their own life and all that#but some people just come and force their...unhealthy worldviews in other people's spaces#and then when they are confronted they say 'lol it's just a fantasy of mine'#okay sir please keep your fantasies out of my space for heaven's sake#I will NEVER want to interact with man who's 'fantasies' are about degrading women#it's not acceptable to me#femininity#traditional femininity#tradfem
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I mostly dont care about retail/service workers being unprofessional or whatever but something about this pharmacy tech today having the gall and audacity to try and tell me what meds i should be taking with whilst not even taking her fuckin airpods out.........i felt some kind of rage ive never experienced before
#This pharmacy has almost completely changed staff in the past 3 months and its soooooo much worse#When it comes to like someone working on the salesfloor i genuinely dont care 99% of the time im not asking for help anyways#Keep your airpods in godspeed i hope your shift ends soon#But this little blonde bitch sitting here telling me 'well vyvanse and adderall arent really interchangeable'#Sorry are you my doctor?#Was that you I drove 30 mins to see yesterday?#Has it been you this whole time?#You know all my medical history and how my brain works and my reactions to different substances??#My apologies maam I didnt realize#And maybe being off my meds has me a little on edge and irritable#(it does)#But that just pissed me off so much like if you wanna play doctor at least take your fucking airpods out#Idc if that makes me a karen or whatever#I just need to be on a fucking stimulant i dont care which one and neither should you#Seeing as you are not me nor a part of my albeit limited medical team#You are some random pharmacy tech fresh out of college you dont know me or my brain#Now im rambling i really just wanna go off on her and her ugly little boss too#Trying to tell me what kind of antidepressants i can take and 'you should double check with your doctor'#Sir please kill yourself#Its the way he says it too like 'um no you shouldnt be taking it like that. idiot'#Okay well how about I do and you dont concern yourself with it!!!! Fugly cunt!!!!!!!!#You cant even keep my fucking medication in stock how about you worry about that first!!!!#God im sorry im not doing well#I shouldve been asleep 2 hours ago#😁😁😁
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ok i have convinced myself . im not a blade girlie thank fuck
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thoughts on the damiano/giorgia breakup? ive seen a lot of ppl attacking him over it and a lot of ppl defending him and i dont really have an opinion but im curious what you think abt the whole thing
the diplomatic answer is: my opinion doesn't matter
#the FUN answer tho jsnsisnsisjsi#i'm doing it in the tags so it gives the illusion of privacy#i'm actually fluctuating between i don't really care and oooh this is juicy!!!! lmao#my personal opinion is that damiano was a dick#did he really think it wouldn't come out that he was making out with someone else in a packed club? sir you are not stupid what is this lmao#that's what i keep thinking about. how careless and stupid that was#my guy you have the money to go to a hotel you did not have to do that in public that was so disrespectful#it's giving ned from the try guys KDNSKSJSOSJ#HOWEVER it doesn't change how i feel about him and the band cuz this situation has no impact in my life whatsoever#treat it like co-worker gossip if you must but please let's all be normal i'm BEGGING#ask
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Arcky What the f-
#arcana twilight#arcana twilight alpheratz#ace speaks#arcana twilight arcturus#SIR WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM#HOW AND WHY#I'M NOT COMPLAINING THO IT'S JUST HILARIOUS TO ME#At least Alpheratz came home#His card looks awesome#Spica come home I know I clown on you a lot but please#Also kinda ironic because I remember seeing something about Yandere Arcatus#This is wild
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my idea of going crazy is spamming my local library with book holds from moi :) as a treat
#ovid sir gawain diana glyer yeats i'm coming for ya!!!!!!#also my library DOES in fact have a copy of world's first love!! which i am super pumped about#i was about to make another spontaneous book purchase and i was like. songbird. you silly goose#you are no longer making money please contain yourself also you need to learn to spend more time at the library#and save your book buying money for books you actually want to keep in your personal library#which means you gotta read them first. don't jump the gun#ANYWAY!!!! SUPER EXCITED#slings and arrows of outrageous fortune in year 21
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