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DID I OR DID I NOT TELL PEOPLE HOW ABSOLUTELY JEALOUS CILLIAN MURPHY AND HIS WEALTHY, PRIVILEGED 'FRIENDS' HAVE BEEN OF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH'S CAREER, TO THE POINT OF ENGAGING IN ONGOING SABOTAGE OF HIS PROJECTS AND CHOICES IN ROLES?
THAT'S HOW WE GOT STUCK WITH ELIZABETH OLSEN, THE END WE START FROM, THE BOOK OF CLARENCE AND THE UPCOMING ELIZABETH MURDOCH-PRODUCED ERIC, ON NETFLIX.
OPPENHEIMER WAS SO UNPOPULAR, THEY HAD IT IN THEATERS FOR FIVE MONTHS, JUST TO MAKE BANK, THEN RECENTLY RE-RELEASED IT, JUST TO CROW ABOUT THIS...65TH FILM OF ALL TIME, LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT.
CILLIAN MURPHY IS NOTHING BUT A CODDLED LITTLE DICK, WITH FUCK ALL TO SHOW, WHILE ONE OF THE HARDEST WORKING ACTORS I'VE EVER SEEN CAN'T EVEN COME OUT IN PUBLIC, DUE TO STILL GETTING THREATS FROM THESE DIRTY FUCKERS. FUCK HOLLYWOOD.
#OSCARS 2024#SAG-AFTRA#Sony#IMAX#Cillian Murphy#Jealous Dirty Bastard#Oppenheimer#Sir Christopher Nolan#Robert Downey Jr#Florence Pugh#Emily Blunt#Gary Oldman#benedict cumberbatch#HE'S STILL BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AND YOU KNOW IT#Doctor Strange#Disney#Marvel
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Literally begging casting directors to cast Tom Glynn-Carney in more things so I don't have to just rely on HOTD in order to see him.
#christopher nolan sir PLEASE cast him in your next film we all know how fond you are of working with the same pretty boys over and over#he is too talented to only be featured on this show#to be fair i still need to watch the jetty#tom glynn-carney#house of the dragon#lily babbles
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Christopher Nolan & Emma Thomas have been knighted as a Sir and a Dame by The King of England.
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Andrew Gold had been on it for weeks. Professor Attack is fast becoming a very popular guest and he has his own video on SCIENTOLOGY, chock full of ongoing reading suggestions.
The Gay Mafias in Hollywood and Britain, the Solar Cult, all overlap, due to Satanism at the heart of COS. Alternative Sexualities is part and parcel of cult culture, due to the simulation of ancient dirtiest, cult activities, like orgies and the tenets of Sex Magick. I guess we can also throw in rogue intelligence operators, like Hunter and Birkin. It seems to have been forgotten that the Church of Scientology founder, Hubbard, also wanted to overthrow America.
And their fingerprints are all over the Cillian Murphy Oscar vehicle, Oppenheimer. Their fingerprints are actually on a number of Oscar bait vehicles, this season, but Op is just so in your face, blatant propaganda, both for the supposed seductive, heart pounding excitement of Nuclear War (minus having to look at the actual Hiroshima victims) but to basically dedicate the whole film to a One World Government FREAK, under the radar, calling him the most important person in the world, is just astounding. Just so much pure, unfiltered bullshit.
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Now that Miscavige has been found and served, a lot of information is coming out about Scientology 🤔...
#ANGREW GOLD#Professor Atack#SCIENTOLOGY#Satanist Practices#Hollywood Mafias#Solar Cult#WWIII#One World Government#WEF#Oppenheimer#SIR Christopher Nolan#Cillian Murphy#Florence Pugh#Robert Downey Jr#Gary Oldman
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'Cillian Murphy paid a heartfelt tribute to his wife and sons as he won the Best Actor BAFTA for his role in Oppenheimer on Sunday, as the movie swept the board bagging seven gongs.
The Irish actor, 47, who plays the titular role in Christopher Nolan's atomic bomb saga, picked up the prize at the star-studded London's Royal Festival Hall ceremony.
Presented with the trophy by Cate Blanchett, he paid tribute to wife of 20-years Yvonne McGuinness as well as sons Malachy, 18, and Aran, 16, who is also an actor.
Saying: 'To Yvonne, Malachy and Aran you are my best friend and I love you so much'.
Cillian triumphed over Bradley Cooper for Maestro, Colman Domingo for Rustin, Paul Giamatti for The Holdovers, Barry Keoghan for Saltburn and Teo Yoo for Past Lives.
Accepting the trophy he said: 'Oh boy, holy moly, thank you very, very much BAFTA.'
He also paid tribute to 'the most dynamic, kindest producer-director partnership in Hollywood: Chris Nolan and Emma Thomas, thank you for seeing something in me that I probably didn't see in myself.'
The Irish actor said to Nolan: 'Thank for always pushing me and demanding excellence because that is what you deliver time and time again.'
He also acknowledged his 'fellow nominees and my Oppenhomies', adding: 'I know it's a cliche to say, but I'm in awe of you.'
Cillian described J Robert Oppenheimer, known as the father of the atomic bomb, was a 'colossally knotty character', adding: 'We have a space to debate and interrogate and investigate that complexity and it's a privilege to be a part of this community with you all.
Downey Jr, 58, also collected a BAFTA for his role as Lewis Strauss in the Hollywood blockbuster, which has swept the board during the 2024 awards season.
Robert admitted he owes the award to Nolan, producer Emma Thomas and leading man Murphy, as well as 'British influence'.
Gesturing to Nolan, he said: 'Recently that dude suggested I attempt an understated approach as a last ditch effort to resurrect my dwindling credibility.'
Downey Jr's win set a new record for the longest gap between wins by any performer as it comes 31 years after his previous BAFTA, for the 1993 film Chaplin.
The previous record was 27 years, set by Sir Anthony Hopkins in 2021 when he won the award for best actor for The Father, nearly three decades after his 1994 win for Shadowlands.
Nolan won the Best Director BAFTA for Oppenheimer, his epic tale of how the nuclear bomb was created.
Before accepting the award from actor Hugh Grant, Nolan hugged Murphy.
Nolan joked that his brother 'beat him up here' by being in a chorus of a production 40 years ago.
Nolan has previously lost out despite numerous commercial successes such as Inception and The Dark Knight, the UK-born filmmaker won out against Jonathan Glazer [The Zone of Interest], Justine Triet [Anatomy of a Fall], Alexander Payne [The Holdovers], Bradley Cooper [Maestro] and Andrew Haigh [All of Us Strangers].
He paid tribute to Murphy and added to those who backed the film: 'Thank you for taking on something dark'.
The director also acknowledged the efforts of nuclear disarmament organisations to bring peace.
Oppenheimer swept up in the big name categories, but it was closely followed by the surreal black comedy Poor Things...'
#Cillian Murphy#Christopher Nolan#Oppenheimer#Robert Downey Jr.#Andrew Haigh#All of Us Strangers#Chaplin#BAFTAs#Poor Things#Cate Blanchett#Sir Anthony Hopkins#The Father
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I feel like this tells me everything I need to know and also nothing at the same time
#2001 a space odyssey#i have a 5 and a half hour flight coming up and im vetting movies tonwatch on the plane#they need to be long as fuck#cause i cant watch like an hour and half movie and still have 4 hours left#this was a big contender by virtue of its 149 min runtime#needs to be captivating as fuck though to keep me distracted from the fact that im on a plane and i hate planes#might have to go for a christopher nolan movie instead#sir i protest i am not a merry man
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Am I a yn fan or a cillian fan?
(Fem!driver!reader x cillian murphy)
N.B: just a little something for fun cause I'm in love with cillian murphy, hope you like it!! WARNING: not proof read, the word cunt, if I missed anything else please let me know!
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Audifomrula1: congratulations to our Royal couple, our lovely driver yn ln won her first World championship with us this year, making it her fourth while her husband, cillian murphy, had his movie premiere starring in a, yet another, Christopher Nolan film.
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#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 social media au#f1 instagram au#f1 smau#f1#cillian murphy#cillian murphy x oc#cillian murphy x reader#cillian murphy x y/n#cillian murphy social media au#diver!reader#x driver reader#f1 driver reader
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this movie needs a sequel asap I deserve to see neil's side of the story the foundation of tenet neil's recruitment ALL OF IT
TENET (2020)
dir. Christopher Nolan
#please mr nolan#pretty please mr christopher nolan sir#i need my time traveling homosexuals#tenet#the protagonist#neil#protagonist x neil#protagoneil
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British Royal Family - King Charles III made Sir Christopher Nolan, from London, Filmmaker, a Knight Bachelor during an Investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace in London. The honour recognises services to film. (Photo by Jordan Pettitt) | December 18, 2024.
#royaltyedit#theroyalsandi#charles iii#king charles iii#king charles iii of the united kingdom#christopher nolan#british royal family#my edit
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SIR CHRISTOPHER EDWARD NOLAN YOU BETTER PICK UP THAT PHONE WITH A PART FOR OUR BELOVED CILLIAN MURPHY SO HELP ME
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Latest Tea from Hollywood: Vain, Main Man, Cillian Murphy, screwed his face up getting plastic surgery. So now, the entire Hollywood Mafia is doing everything for him. They got Robert Downey Jr speaking more often than the lead.
You think I'm going to forget how the same group backing Murphy, made sure to run another actor and actual A Lister', into the ground, screwed up every interview, and set in motion a publicity stunt to kill his Oscar buzz? Fuck no.
It really is not about the award. It's about the low and dirty shit some of these groups pull. Liars, bullies and cheats should never prosper. What can I say? I'm Old School.
#Governor's Award#Hollywood Gay Mafia#John Mulaney#Spirit Awards#Kroll#Weinstein Connections#Cult of Scientology Links#Cillian Murphy#The Vain Loser Who Fucked His Up Even More Than It Already Was#Oppenheimer#Oscars#Academy Awards#SAG-AFTRA#Cillian Murphy Gets Away With Not Campaigning For Own Oscar#Robert Downey Jr Takes The Lead#To really have to wonder why#Iron Man#Critics Choice#SAG#SIR Christopher Nolan#Florence Pugh#Gary Oldman#Rami Malek#British Lavender Mafia
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so. guess what they did again
someone tell white people stop reviewing Bollywood by mediocre Western standards i'm f*cking crying rn
#film: jawan#jawan#local gay watches Bollywood.txt#someone explain to me why i have to bring this back bc of the Guardian review of Jawan. why#did we learn nothing from January. do i have to take things away from you and put them on the shelf#'a movie that features cinema’s lamest Matrix and Christopher Nolan allusions' i'm pretty sure there have been worse refs#in our lifetime sir and irl too. this one is most likely not it#'Jawan will prove no more enduring than Pathaan in the Khan pantheon' ?????????? i still haven't seen this but#my mutuals are on my dash saying this is better than Pathaan and i believe them. we get hot sexy unapologetic Shah Rukh x2#kicking ass fostering lesbians (i am going off of the vibes. the Chak De vibes) what more do you want from life#i'm supposed to be heading off to finish the rest of ep 10 for My Dearest and i have to see this. my eyes#atp i give up truly. i can't with these men
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Arise Sir Christopher!
and of course - Dame Emma
but never forgetting Nolan's true king:
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Officially Sir Christopher Nolan and Dame Emma Thomas <3
#christopher nolan#emma thomas#oppenheimer#I AM SO HAPPY OMG#THIS IS THE CHERRY ON TOP OF CAKE OF THE YEAR#if chris was black we would call him the dark knight fr fr
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The Drive in
A Joel miller smut drabble
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Warnings: smut, fingering, 69, cum eating, face riding, exhibitionism, grinding, squirting, public sex, car sex, uummm I think that's it? Lemme know if I missed anything!!
This has been rotting in my brain. You go to the drive in to see Barbie and Oppenheimer. Just who do you meet there? The Miller Brothers, of course. Sexy hijinks ensue.
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“SHIT!! We didn’t get first!” Andy yells with a slam of her wrist.
“HA! I told you we wouldn’t. Pay up bitch!” You giggle. “Knew we left too late for first.” She reluctantly hands you a $5 bill.
Nevermind The fact that you were SECOND in line. The best was whether you’d be first in line, do you won.
“Sorry ladies!” A tall, muscular man said, stepping out of the passenger side of the truck in front of you, smirk plastered on his face. “Names Tommy, this here’s Joel. Maybe next time we can all ride together, get there at the same time.” He gives you a wink, earning him an eyeroll in return.
“That’s presumptuous.” You laugh “ you thought that’d work on me?” Tommy shrugs with a chuckle.
“Worked on mmeee” your friend Andy laughs, twirling her hair, giving heart eyes to Tommy.
“Oh christ.” You roll your eyes and sigh. Turning ti Joel, you introduce uourself. “That’s Andy. I take it yall are more here for the 2nd movie, huh?” taking in his distinct lack of PINK in his attire.
“Hmph, yeah. Tommy claimed its “more economical to go ahead seeing it here stead of just seeing Oppenheimer. Think he secretly does wanna see Barbie.” He smiles and winks at you and you’re weak in the fucking knees. You won’t let him onto that though.
“Hmm. I can totally see that. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.” You smile “pretty sure it’s sacrilegious to see this movie without any pink on. The barbie gods may smite you.”
“Who says I ain’t got any on” his eyes trail up and down your body “under my clothes.”
You can feel the heat rushing to your cheeks, hoping he doesn’t see.
He does, egging you on with a smirk.
So, you smirk back.
“Well, I’d love to see proof, but alas, I’m pretty sure it has to be somewhere a PG-13 Barbie can see. So here,” you take out your pink scrunchie, grab his hand, lift it to boob level, and slip it on his wrist, “take this. Should keep you sage from barbies wrath” you give him a wink and see his lip visibly quiver.
“Why thank ya ma’am. I owe you my life.” He says as he repeats the same motion as you did, only this time lifting your hand to his mouth, planting a soft kiss on your hand. Grinning as he drops your hand from his mouth.
Ohh, this will be fun.
You give him a small half grin and raise your eyebrow, head cocked to the side.
He smirks back and god its glorious.
“Guess I don’t need to ask ya which one you’re here for.” Joel says, eliciting a faux shocked gasp in return.
“How dare you sir! I’m into both! I’m a huge history nerd, especially anything revolving WW2 & Christopher nolan fan, And of course I love Barbie – its BARBIE. Plluuss Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling, I mean come on.”
Joel lets out a laugh and throws his hands up “Fair enough, ya got me there. My apologies.”
“you’re forgiven just this once” you wink at him with a smile.
“so, what do ya do when you’re not at the drive in?” Joel asks you, looking a bit nervous all of a sudden.
“Oh ya know, causing mayhem” you joke. “I don’t get a whole lot of free time honestly, I’m a single mom to two kids so they’re a fucking handful. “ you sheepishly rub your hands in your neck, thinking you may have just fucked your chances for a hookup.
“She’s also a fucking DOCTOR. Why don’t you ever lead with that?!” Andy yells, pulling her mouth from Tommy’s long enough to speak.
“OOHHH a doctor? Damn Joel, she may be outta your league, brother.” Tommy retorts with a smirk before their mouths are on each other again.
You scoffed and rolled your eyes. “I’m not like a surgeon or some shit. I have my doctorate in psychology, I’m a therapist.”
Joel lets out a low whistle with a smile, “still hell of impressive darlin. How long ya been doing that?”
“about 3 years or so, got a late start with schooling. But I specialize in children’s therapy. How about you? What do you do?”
“Oowee! That takes a hell of a person to do that . Me? I’m a contractor, uh, both Tommy and I are, nothing glamorous.”
“HM, a man that’s good with his hands..” you smirk at him again and see his Adam’s apple Bob in his throat as you snake a hand up his arm. “you must be good with wood too huh?” you chuckle as you feel goosebumps form under your touch.
Youre too focused on this little game you’re playing with Joel that you don’t hear a few more cars pull in behind you. Apparently, neither does Andy, jumping in the air out of surprise as some women get out of the car behind you and yell “Hi Barbie!” to you both.
“HI Barbie!” You holler back with a big smile on your face. “LOVE your outfit! Did you make that belt?!”
Now Andy is joining you and all the women are talking excitedly about each other’s Barbie themed outfits.
“Are they your kens?” one of the women ask, eyeing Joel up and down with a grin. You feel your cheeks get hot inexplicably.
“Oh, uh, n-“ you start before Joel is interrupting you.
“yup, evenin Barbies.” Joel says while wrapping an arm around your waist, sending heat pooling to your core and utterly soaking your panties.
“Damn, lucky Barbie” she smiles at you with a wink.
“Hope that was OK darlin’” Joel whispers in your ear. “just not interested in any other Barbie tonight..” he says as his eyes roam up and down your body causing your whole body to shiver.
“Fine by me” you smile as you lean your body into him more. “could have fun with it, make up a whole backstop of our love” you laugh.
Joel cocks his head with a smirk and a raised eyebrow. “hm, sounds intriguing. Whatcha got in mind?”
You spend the next half hour making up elaborate story lines, laughing together at the different absurd situations. Finally, the gates open and you each get into your respective vehicles to park.
Joel and tommy park with their truckbed towards the screen, situating right in the middle of thr back row for the best view. You and Andy follow suit right behind them, the back of your VW Hippie bus parked with a full view of the screen as well, right next to their truck.
You all bring out some lawn chairs and set them near your tailgates. It’s still over 2 hours until sundown when the movie starts, giving you plenty of time to talk more before the movie starts.
“ooohh we should get some food before it gets really busy!” Andy exclaims to you.
“yyeesss. Popcorn sounds divine, let’s go” you say back.
“You ladies sit tight, well get it for ya.” Joel says with a smile, eyes crinkling even more under the Texas sun.
The men get your food orders and head off to the concession stands.
“you and Joel should take the van, me and tommy will take the truck.” Abby excitedly says as soon as she’s sure they’re out of ear shot.
“We barely know them! And there’s people around!” you’re not all that shocked at your friends brazen statement, she’s always been more sexually free than you.
“don’t need to know em to let them make us feel good” she replies with a devilish grin on her face. “and the van is enclosed, if you shut the door, their truck has a topper which is more than fine for me. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want, but I wanna fuck Tommy in that truck. I gotta do it soon so once the movie starts I can focus and watch it.”
You gave her a side eye as you said, “thought this was supposed to be a girls night?”
“It still is! Just, wish some extra people! Come oonn, im not gunna he able to focus on the movies if im so fucking horny!” she whined.
You rolled your eyes at her attempt at puppy dog eyes. You let out a long laugh before finally conceding.
“Alright, alright. Enough of that” you laugh.
She let’s out an excites squeal right when Joel and tommy are making their way back to you, prompting confused looks from both of the men.
You awkwardly cough before saying “She’s just really excited for barbie.”
Joel smirks at you as Tommy smirks at Andy, both letting out an disbelieving “mmhhmm”
“Hey joel!” Andy says, face beaming, “you should have her show you how she’s decked out the inside of the van, it’s very cool”
Joel’s cheeks tint pink as he says “uh, sure, if that’s alright with you, darlin’”
“Oh! Uh yeah, absolutely, come on!” you say with a smile to Joel, leading him into your “hippie van”
Before you close the doors you hear Andy say to Tommy, “You. Me. Your truck. Now.”
Tommy replies “yes ma’am.” Before they’re locked away in the truck.
Joel lets out a laugh. “she aint one for subtly, is she?”
“Never once in all the years ive known her have I seen her be subtle” you laugh too.
“nice digs ya got here” Joel says, eyes roaming around the van. “very hippie vibes” he laughs.
“Thanks! That’s exactly what I was going for!” you respond with a smile.
The seats have been replaced with pillows scattered on the floor, blankets, a giant bohemian style pillow underneath the stacks.
“this looks like something you’d see at Woodstock, and it’s fucking amazing. You do all this yourself darlin'?” Joel asks, still taking in the everything.
“sure did! And that’s also the vibes I was going for!” you laugh again, plopping down on the pillows. You pat the spot next to you to get Joel to lay by your side. He comes and lays next to you, so close your bodies are touching and it shoots electricity through your body.
“We uh, still have some more time to kill before the movie starts…” you say as you turn your body to face his.
He smirks and follows suit, turning on his side so he’s facing you as well. His hand comes up a brushes a stray hair out of your face. “Hm. That’s true. Whatever will we do with our time?” he inches hid body just a little closer to yours.
“I bet we could think of a few things” you smile, moving your body even closer to his. You’re close enough to feel his heart beating through his shirt, can feel his jeans tightening at his waist.
“Can I kiss you, sweetheart?” he asks with a look in his eyes like he’s worried you’ll say no.
How could you ever say no to those eyes.
“of course, Joel” you smile.
The next thing you know he’s cupping your face. Enveloped in his large hand, running a thumb a long your jaw before he’s pulling you in for a kiss. Gentle at first, cautious, until you start deepening the kiss, desperate for tastes of him.
You glide your tongue a long his lip, asking for entrance and he accepts, moaning softly into your mouth. His hands move to the back of your head , burying itself in your hair.
You hitch your leg over his and roll your self so you’re straddling his lap. You both let out a moan when your aching cunt runs over his bulging cock just begging to be free from its denim prison.
His hands land on your thighs, squeezing lightly before sliding back to cup your ass.
He swiftly pulls you forward, bringing you impossibly closer, eliciting a squeal of delight from you.
“hush now darlin, you don’t want everybody hearing us do you?” he smiles before placing his soft lips on your collar bone.
He sucks a tender spot on your neck, making you let out a needy moan. “I probably sshouldn’t, bbbuuutttt, it’s kind of hot”
Joel stops what he’s doing and looks up at you, eyes dark with lust. For a moment you worry you’ve said the wrong thing.
Joel’s eyes darken even more and a smirk spreads across his face. “Dirty, dirty girl” he licks his lips as his hand traces further up your thigh, eyes not leaving yours. “You want them to hear you moan? Hear you cum? Hear how well you take my cock?”
his right hand dips below your waistband until its on your pussy, gathering the slick there as Joel lets out a guttural groan. His left hand rounds the back of your head, pulling your head closer to his so his lips are right by your ear.
“Fuck, baby. Answer me. Do you like other people listening to you?” he starts to push a finger inside you, making you gasp. “Hm?”
“yes, fuck. Yes, Joel. I fucking love it” you pant out as your hips grind, seeking the relief of friction.
“mm, s’what I thought” Joel sinks another finger into your pussy causing you to cry out in pleasure. He keeps his hand there, pressed between your bodies, fingers inside you and the heel of his palm rutting against your clit. His other hand slides down you back, expertly unhooking your bra strap before he chucks it to the side.
The thin straps of your tank top are barely enough to offer much coverage, especially now without your bra. Joel makes quick work of pulling your shirt down so your breasts spill over the top.
“God, you are so fucking gorgeous” he says as he licks his lips. With his hand still down your pants he uses his other hand to push your chest closer to his face. “look at these fucking perfect tits” he adds before taking a breast into his mouth, his tongue dancing around your nipple.
You let out a loud moan at the different sensations, relishing in the way his body feels against yours. You can feel how hard he is through his jeans and your mouth waters at the thought of his cock inside you.
“F-FUCK Joel. I’m so close. That feels so fucking good. Don’t stop.”
Suddenly his hand pauses and he releases your nipple from his mouth with a loud pop.
“What the fuck?” you breathe out, trying to catch your breath. You quickly look around to see what reason he would have for stopping.
He meets your eyes with a smirk. “I know you can ask nicer than that sweetheart”
You briefly glare at him before rolling your eyes. “Really? That’s rude” you say as you stick your tongue out at him.
Joel lets out a laugh and smiles at you with a twinkle in his eyes. “Come on baby, ask nicely and I’ll give you what you want.”
You cock your eyebrow at him before finally giving in and asking “please?”
“Now, I know you can do better than that sweetheart.” He puts the smallest amount of pressure back on your clit and starts moving his fingers inside you achingly slow. The movement makes you gasp.
“Oh, fuck.” You moan. “Please, baby, please let me cum” you finally get the words out of your mouth.
Joel resumes the quicker pace with a smile on his face. “course baby, all ya had to was ask”
He skillfully fingers your pussy while still using his palm against your clit. His hands rotate from your hair, to your ass and your tits. Touching each part of you in a way that makes you squirm with delight. He’s surrounding you, you’re drowning in him and its glorious.
“Come on baby, I know it’s right there. Wanna feel that tight little pussy squeeze my fingers like it’s going to squeeze my cock later.” He grabs a fistful of your hair and tugs while he licks, nips and sucks at your neck.
That’s all that you need to tip you right over the edge, loud moan escaping from your lips. He helps you ride through your orgasm, not pulling his fingers out until your panting stops, head falling down onto his chest.
You both let out a laugh “God DAMN darlin, you utterly soaked my hand” he laughs again while kissing your neck. “now I’m going to need you to do that to my face”
“what?” you laugh, but before you can say anymore he’s situating his face under your pussy, taking your shorts and panties with him as he goes. He drags his tongue down your slit, grabbing your thighs and pulling down so you’re sitting on his face.
“Oh my God!” you yell out as you start to grind on his face. You hear him moan from beneath you. You look behind you to see him straining against those jeans. You decide that needs urgent fixing.
You lift your ass off of him enough that you can rotate your body. You situate yourself so you’re now facing his cock. You reach your hands down and undo his jeans. Your mouth waters as his cock springs free.
Joel’s hips rut into the air, searching for friction as his hands keep a firm grip on your thighs. His mouth still eagerly lapping up everything you’re giving him.
You lean down and pepper his soft stomach with kisses. You lips touch him in every place except where he wants you the most. You smirk every time his cock twitches in anticipation for your mouth.
You let a string of saliva hang down from your mouth and drip onto his rock hard cock, spreading it around with your hand a bit before finally taking him into your mouth.
He let’s out a loud moan, muffled by your pussy still rocking against his lips. Your tongue wraps around his head first, tasting his salty pre cum as you groan before taking him further in your mouth. He’s big, nearly too big but you’re not about to stop now.
You Bob your head up and down as his tongue works your clit. After he’s already coaxed one orgasm out of you, it doesn’t take long before you feel that familiar sensation start to bubble up again. You suck on him harder, hallowing your cheeks to take him as much as you can.
His hands snake around you and grab hold of your tits, fingers twisting around your nipples causing you to scream out in pleasure. Your second orgasm rips through you and you feel yourself squirt all over Joel’s face.
The both of you are breathing heavy and you roll off of Joel onto your side.
“fuck, that was so hot baby. You have the most perfect pussy I’ve ever seen, and the best tasting” he says, face in a wide grin as he swipes some of your juices off of his face and sucks the taste off his fingers.
“Now, can I fuck that pretty pussy with my cock darlin?” he asks, dark eyes raking over your body, licking his lips.
“Oh, fucking please put your cock in me, Joel.” You reach behind you to a small container and grab a condom from it. You carefully rip it open with your teeth, gaining a playful smile from Joel. “Come here” he’s on top of you, cock dancing above where you need him the most. You take the condom and unroll it down his long shaft. He let’s out a needy groan as you do.
He kneels down and lines himself up with your entrance. You both let out a long groan as he fills you to the brim.
“Fuck baby you feel absolutely perfect.” He moans out as his cock goes in and out of you, slowly so you feel every inch of him.
“God, Joel you feel absolutely amazing.” His body is totally pushed down on yours , he finally strips his shirt off so his bare skin is pressed against his chest, you tits heaving against him.
He starts pounding into you harder, causing both of you to yell out in pleasure. The van fills with the lewd sounds from both of you and the sound of skin slapping against skin.
You lean yourself up take his face in your hands so you can taste his lips again. He eagerly sucks and nips at your lips, sending a wave of arousal straight through you.
“Joel, Joel I- I need-“ you stammer out in between kisses.
“What is it? What do you do need sweetheart?” Joel asks while still pounding into you.
“I- I need to ride you.”
Joel’s eyes get even darker as he pulls his head back to look at you before smiling “Yes ma’am”
He sits down with his back steady against the wall of the van. His eyes are darting everywhere on you. Drinking up the sight of you while he can.
You sink to your knees in front of him, just above his throbbing cock. You gently guide yourself down onto him, moaning at the feeling of him stretching you just fucking right.
You slide your arms around his neck and take his mouth to yours again. Slowly starting to rut your hips as you do, feeling him hit spots no man ever has before.
“God damn. Look at you pretty girl, taking this cock so well.” Joel mutters in a half delirious state, utterly drunk on you. “I need you to give me another, can you do that for me sweetheart?”
You let out a shaky nod as you move your hips more. Allowing the feeling of his to completely overwhelm your senses.
“Ttthhaatttss it. Atta girl. Make yourself cum on my cock.” Joel’s praise is close to tipping you over the edge again, you can feel it building up but you’re too fucked out to form words. All you can do is moan and whine for him, he plants more kisses on your mouth, swallowing the precious noises you’re making.
Joel reaches down between your bodies to rub at your clit while you ride him. It doesn’t take long before that rubber band finally snaps and he sends you hurtling into your next orgasm, completely soaking his cock and his lap.
“Fuck yes, that’s my good girl!” Joel moans out as he starts pushing his cock into you from below, chasing his own high right behind yours.
When your orgasm is finished you let your head drop to his chest, both heaving. You both stay like that, you sitting on his lap, for a while. Both just holding each other and drinking up that post sex bliss.
You’re interrupted when you hear a knock on van and Tommy’s voice cuts through “hey lovebirds, movies starting in a few minutes”
Your eyes go wide as you suddenly realize just how public you are. And how loud you were. Joel seems to have this same realization, the same look in his eyes mirrors your own. You both let out a laugh at the same time, too.
“Welp, should we, uh, head out to go watch the movies?” Joel asks.
“gotta find our clothes first” you let out a laugh again.
The two of you find your clothes and you try to fix your hair so it doesn’t scream “we just fucked in there” but without much luck. Tommy and Andy already have the blankets and such laid out on the ground between the two vehicles.
“You two sounded like you had fun” Andy says, smiling in that annoyingly knowing way.
You try to hide your embarrassment but it’s no use. “do you think many people heard?”
“Nah, not outside of a 100 mile radius” Tommy laughed, earning him the middle finger in return. Tommy not-so-subtly winks at Joel and mouths “good job” at him.
“Ahhhh!! It’s starting!” Andy cuts him off with a shriek.
Joel’s leaning back against the van so you settle in between his legs, your back to his chest as the trailers start playing. He fidgety with your hand in his, gliding his fingers over your skin.
“So, I was thinkin..” he says.
You turn to face him, smiling wide nd taking his hand in yours.
“Careful, don’t overheat yourself” you joke as you nudge his chest playfully, he gifts you a warm smile in return.
“Ha, ha” he chuckles. “I was actually thinking, maybe one of these days I could take you out. Like, on a proper date. If – if you’d want, that is”
You smile even wider at him now, unable to hide your excitement.
“Yeah, yeah I’d love that.”
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'The Barbenheimer (a hybrid of Barbie and Oppenheimer movie titles) phenomenon has dominated pop culture for months, and it's only ramping up further as both films finally approach their July 21 premiere date.
While fans have been going wild with memes, merchandise and continuous social media commentary about the upcoming Box Office clash, the cast of the movies have been loving the blockbuster battle between their films.
In fact, most of the casts from both project have shared plenty of praise for their release day rivals - though Oppenheimer director Christopher Nolan has hinted that he won't be watching the other movie at all amid his feud with Warner Bros.
Greta Gerwig's Barbie sees Margot Robbie star as the eponymous Barbie doll alongside her boyfriend Ken, played by Ryan Gosling.
The cast is a who's who of Hollywood powerhouses, with Will Ferrell playing the CEO of Mattel, and Helen Mirren as the film's narrator.
In comparison to the bright and playful Barbie movie, Nolan's Oppenheimer sees Cillian Murphy star as titular nuclear physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer, who created the atomic bomb during World War II.
Florence Pugh, Rami Malek, Josh Hartnett, and Sir Kenneth Branagh (who worked with Nolan on both Dunkirk and Tenet) are just some of the big names who also star in the movie.
When Greta was asked by The Hollywood Reporter to share her thoughts on the Barbie vs. Oppenheimer rivalry, she replied: 'It’s all love — double up, double up twice.
'I think you’ve got to see what the experience is, Barbie then Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer then Barbie. I think you’ve got to take all of the journeys.'
Issa Rae, who plays President Barbie, admitted to the publication: 'I think the Barbie and Oppenheimer rivalry is hilarious; I love that there’s solidarity though where people tried to pit us against one another but now it’s turned into a double-feature situation. Obviously you should see Oppenheimer first and then cleanse your palate with Barbie.'
She then explained why she insists on watching Nolan's film first as she continued: Why would I want to depress my weekend… it’s about an atomic bomb, people are gonna die.
'I want to end my weekend, I want to have mimosas and drinks and cocktails after Barbie, I don’t want to sulk. That’s just my plan, I don’t know about anybody else. As long as you’re seeing Barbie I don’t care.'
As for Barbie herself, Margot Robbie, made her show of support when attending a fan event Sydney, Australia.
In a video posted by username @mjcookie on Twitter, the actress was asked to sign a customized t-shirt featured a photo of Robbie in her Barbie costume and a cowboy hat enmeshed with a black and white photo of Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer.
'Ok I have to sign it on this side and I hope you meet Cillian Murphy and he can sign the other side,' she quipped.
Meanwhile, at the London premiere, the actress revealed that she was tempted to make her own Barbenheimer shirt and getting Cillian Murphy to sign it.
The response to Barbenheimer from Nolan has been significantly different. When asked if he has seen the rival film, his answer was a curt 'No'.
And it isn't likely that the director will be watching the movie anytime soon due to his recent clash with Warner Bros.
After releasing many of his hit films with the movie studio, a dispute over the release of his 2020 flick, Tenet, saw him part ways with the company.
According to Insider, sources believe that Nolan was upset that Warner Bros. scheduled Barbie for release on the same weekend as Oppenheimer.
He was allegedly unimpressed due to the fact mid-July has been known in the movie business as Nolan's weekend for years.
However the director has publicly claimed that the competition is 'terrific.'
'Summer, in a healthy marketplace, is always crowded, and we've been doing this a long time,' Nolan told IGN.
'I think for those of us who care about movies, we've been really waiting to have a crowded marketplace again, and now it's here and that's terrific.'
Oppenheimer star Cillian Murphy also sees the double booking as a positive thing.
'I think it's great. I mean, I'll be going to see Barbie, 100 per cent. I can't wait to see it,' he told IGN.
'I think it's just great for the industry and for audiences that we have two amazing films by amazing filmmakers coming out the same day. You could spend a whole day in the cinema, what's better than that?'
When a picture of Gerwig and Margot posing with tickets for Oppenheimer was shared online, Murphy returned the favor and posted an edited snap of 'him and Nolan' with tickets to the Barbie movie.
His co-star Matt Damon shared a similar sentiment while talking to Vanity Fair as he stated: 'People are allowed to go see two movies in a weekend. Oppenheimer is one of them!"
When the publication then brought up the fact that Damon has four daughters that might be more interested in seeing the famous Mattel doll brought to life, he replied: 'I'll have to ask them that. If that's the case, they'll see two movies that weekend!'
Elsewhere, one movie superstar who doesn't even star in the movie has also shown his love for summer blockbuster battle.
During the Australian premiere of Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise revealed his plans to see both films on their opening weekend.
Speaking to The Sydney Morning Herald: 'I want to see both Barbie and Oppenheimer. I’ll see them opening weekend. Friday I’ll see Oppenheimer first and then Barbie on Saturday/
'I grew up seeing movies on the big screen. That’s how I make them, and I like that experience. It's immersive, and to have that as a community and an industry, it’s important. I still go the movies.'
Both Oppenheimer and Barbie will be released in the U.S. on July 21, and the world's largest cinema chain AMC Theatres has reported that more than 20,000 people have bought tickets to see both movies on the same day.'
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