#SHUT UP I KNOW I HAVE BAD LUCK OKAY 😭

[pr0cyon-lotor]

6 COME FUCKING HOME I'VE PULLED FOR YOU OVER 80 TIMES COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐈 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 , 𝐃𝐑𝟑

summary , taking the reason off has done daniel some good as he now shows it and his cowgirl girlfriend off at his home grand prix, and laughing at mclarens downfall

pairing , daniel ricciardo x fem! gf! texas cowgirl! reader

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danielricciardo dass my baby

danielricciardo never looked better ❤️ ⤷ user danny ric Y/N stan first f1 driver second ⤷ danielricciardo always

danielricciardo god you look so hot ⤷ maxverstappen1 mate you've hyped her up enough save some for the rest of us ⤷ yourinstagram shut up max go get kelly to complement you since you want praise so bad ⤷ user girlie went in 😭 ⤷ user nah that's a violation

danielricciardo look people my gf's wearing my hat 🤠 ⤷ user the people that get the joke rn: 💀 ⤷ user what's the joke? ⤷ user you don't want to know

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user daniel won fr

landonorris can I wear danny ric's hat? ⤷ yourinstagram no. ⤷ user hahahhaha ⤷ user lando is such a drama starter ⤷ user he def knows the rule ⤷ user not lando and Y/N fighting for danny in the comments ⤷ user I mean I don't blame them tbh

user our favourite cowgirl

user how do you feel about mclarens downfall ⤷ yourinstagram they had it coming ⤷ yourinstagram still love Lando and Oscar though

user best wag tbh

user everyone’s serotonin levels after seeing this 📈

user omg the caption ⤷ user what's wrong with the caption? ⤷ user do yall know nothing about the cowboy hat rule

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INTERVIEW CLIP :: "I'M A COWBOY NOW" THE LATE SHOW - DANIEL RICCARDO

danielricciardo

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yourinstagram I know this is meant to be on a Sunday but I'll make an exception for you

yourinstagram god you are so hot ⤷ brotherone shut up please we get it your man is hot ⤷ yourinstagram ain't my fault you 28 and single

yourinstagram are you taken?

yourinstagram god aussie and a cowboy god I lucked out

yourinstagram no one talk to me for the next 24 hours as I recover from danny riding a horse shirtless ⤷ user so real for this

yourinstagram when he looks good in your cowboy hats >>>

user Y/N being the ultimate simp for her man

user nahh danny and Y/N hyping each other up will never not be cute

user god when will it be me

user cowboy danny does things to me that should not be stated in the comments section ⤷ yourinstagram yeah [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] ⤷ user this is why I'm obsessed with you

user idk who I want more

landonorris I feel left out

landonorris I thought our friendship meant more to you danny ⤷ danielricciardo sorry mate mrs come first ⤷ landonorris I see... ⤷ user not lando being salty on the main 🤣

user plz one chance that is all I ask for

maxverstappen1 where was my invite? ⤷ schecoperez and mine ⤷ redbullracing and ours ⤷ yourinstagram how about this week? ⤷ redbullracing sounds good ⤷ landonorris wheres my invite? ⤷ yourinstagram not this time champ redbull fam only ⤷ christianhorner can I bring the kids they want to see the horses ⤷ yourinstagram ofc! bring my angel geri as well

user my parents 🥰

user okay we need to know was zak brown's face shot at for shoot you ex day? ⤷ yourinstagram yes ⤷ user your so real for this 😭 ⤷ user zak brown gonna have extra security after this ⤷ user does zak brown even count as an ex? ⤷ yourinstagram ex-boss so he's close enough

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yourinstagram always knew I would marry a cowboy

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danielricciardo always knew I would marry a cowgirl

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[love-belle]

no comment !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they finally reveal their shared life.

or

for when you got really lucky with your love. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // carlos sainz jr. x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hello!! i can't stop making these lmfao but fr these are so fun to write, i love them!! i really hope u like this, thank you for reading <3 i think, emphasis on think, that i will be able to post a pierre gasly social media au tonight along with part i of a max verstappen one so yeah, keep an eye out. i love you, hope you're okay <3

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username SHUT UO SHIT UP SHIT UP SHUT UP OMG

username OH MY GOD?????? WHAT??????

username her using her own song to hard launch her man is so iconic of her

username THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AGAHSJKAKSNAKA

landonorris fucking finally

-> yourusername props to carlos for convincing me 🙏

username "no comment" MA'AM WE NEED ANSWERS

username im vrying omg whag yje fjxk

lewishamilton the best couple ❤️

*liked by yourusername*

username what the duck i lo e them so mucj omh

username he's so pretty omg

carlossainz55 te amo ❤️

-> yourusername te amo mi amor ❤️

carlossainz55 loved you for a thousand lifetimes probably

-> yourusername carlos i will cry i love you :/

username they're so parents whatcthefucj

username RUE WHEN WAS THIS

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username THE WAY "the party" BY Y/N IS LITERALLY THEIR SONG OMG

username HIM QUOTING HIS GIRL'S SONG I COULD CRY

username gone deceased six feet under decomposed decaying

charles_leclerc will you finally stop calling me at 3am ranting about how much you love y/n???

-> carlossainz55 no x

username MOTHER

username she eats everytime

username can carlos fight question mark

danielricciardo chihuahua energy in the second pic

-> yourusername WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

-> carlossainz55 no no i get what you're saying

username THE WAY I SCREAMED

lilymhe the only thing i like abt u is ur gf

-> yourusername my love ❤️

-> carlossainz55 can't believe you because same

username he's down BAD bad

username this acc will turn into a y/n fanpage and i will eat up every second of it

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username GOODBYE.

username LITERAL PARENTS NOW OMG

username STOP THEY'RE GONNA BE SUCH GOOD PARENTS

danielricciardo normal y/n is such a gem to deal with, can't wait for the pregnant version!! good luck mate!!

-> carlossainz55 thank you brother, i will be needing it 🙏

-> yourusername these comments are public and you're on the couch tonight.

username CARLOS AS A DAD I CANNOT

username im so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username THIS IS INSANEEEE LIKE WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE DATING BEFORE YESTERDAY AND NOW THEY'RE GONNA BE PARENTS LIKEEE

landonorris best godfather is here ❤️

-> charles_leclerc no

-> pierregasly no

-> lewishamilton no

-> maxverstappen1 no

-> danielricciardo no

username that baby is gonna be so blessed and loved

username stop im so happy for them sm

carlossainz55 i'm the one who got lucky, thank you for everything ❤️

-> yourusername gonna cry brb x

carlossainz55 i love you so much

-> yourusername my love for you grows everyday it's insane

username OH MY GOD SHJAKABDJAKANS

[brotherwtf]

Idk why I’m suddenly craving this but Age Gap AU where Gale gets in a car accident? Maybe he’s had a bad day at school or some panic episodes triggered by his dad or a memory and something happens on the road. Now he’s feels horrible because John’s car is badly damaged but John’s losing his shit rushing to the hospital because Gale’s hurt, not life-threatening but significant enough to have to stay there for a couple days.😭

oh my gosh John certified worrier good Lord gonna start crying

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Gale doesn't even know how it happened exactly.

It was a rough day. He couldn't find a parking spot in the morning, he failed one of his quizzes, and his lab TA fucked up the results of his three hour lab. Gale was just so fucking exhausted.

What tipped him over the edge was one of his professors yelling at the class. It was one of his older professors, one that reminded him and awful lot about his father, and he had just shouted for the class to be quiet. Nothing more.

But Gale was instantly brought back to his home, where his father would shout and scream for Gale and his mother to shut up, to shut the fuck up, and then followed by his fist or belt across Gale's face.

He felt sick to his stomach, but he gutted out the rest of the class, hoping the feelings would go away.

They didn't, even when Gale went back to his car he was still trembling, could only remember the sting of his father's hand and his voice calling him names and shouting. He could barely keep the car straight on the drive home.

It was a stroke of luck that Gale didn't collide head on with the truck.

It wasn't his fault, the truck had swerved dangerously into his lane, but he was so out of it that he didn't have time to swerve out of the way, colliding with the driver's side bumper and jolting into the side of his car.

Gale was lurched forward, hitting his cheek against the steering wheel and he knew that he was going to have a nasty bruise there. His arm bent at an odd angle but didn't break, just hurt like a mother fucker when he tried to move it.

But even then all Gale could think about was how fucked up Johns car was. He didn't take it often, John usually took it to work, but today John was picked up from the house by a subordinate, and John told Gale he could take the car instead of the bus.

And Gale had crashed the car, had practically totalled it, and John was going to kill him, he just knew it. Even when the ambulance had carted him to the hospital to get his injuries looked at, all he could think about was how mad John was going to be at him.

He reluctantly gave the nurse Johns number for his contact, was half considering just giving his mother's, but couldn't stand his father possibly picking up and coming to the hospital just to berate him.

So here he was, nervously wringing his bandaged hands together and waiting for John to yell at him, to tell him off and force him to pay for the damages to his car.

When John comes rushing into the hospital room, practically shoving the nurse aside, Gale immediately starts apologizing, ducking his head to avoid John's furious gaze.

"I'm really fucking sorry, John. I swear, I'll pay to fix it, it was all my fault," Gale mutters and feels the weight of John sitting on his hospital bed, clenching his fingers even tighter on the thin sheet covering his legs.

He flinches when John lifts his hand gently, expecting a slap across the face for his actions, but John only tilts Gales chin up towards him, a look of concern and worry covering his face. His hands are trembling as he holds his chin, something concealed with a calm facade on his face.

Gale expects John to let the emotions bubble over, to let him have it, but John only brings him in for a bone crushing hug, careful enough to avoid Gales injuries and sighing into his hair. Gale trembles, bringing his hands up to hold onto John's arms, confused.

"Oh my fucking God, Gale. I'm so glad you're okay," John whispers and Gale's even more confused.

"But your car," Gale mutters and he can feel John shake his head against his neck.

"Fuck my car, that piece of shit was old as fuck anyway. God fucking dammit Gale when I got that call I figured the worst. I'm so glad you're okay," John says and his hands tremble even more.

John pulls away and picks up Gale's bandaged hands and presses his lips together, bringing them up against his cheek and looking in Gale's eyes. Gale still can't bring himself to smile.

"Are you okay? Come on, doll, you look so upset, tell me what's up," John says.

Gale shakes his head when he can feel the tears well up in his eyes, looking down into his lap to avoid John's gaze. He can see John shake his head and lift his chin with his other hand, forcing him to look into his eyes again.

"Just my dad... my dad would have killed me for wrecking his car," Gale mutters and he feels the tears break onto his cheek.

John shushes him and brings him in for another embrace, pressing his face into John's neck. He smells like the spicy cologne he always wears, and Gale breathes it in to try and comfort himself.

"No, no, Gale I could never be mad about that. I was so worried you had gotten hurt, I couldn't care less about my car. You'll always be more important than that old thing," John says and Gale can't stop the tears from flowing down his face.

John lets him cry into his shoulder, bringing one of his hands up to comb gently through Gale's hair as he sobs.

"I ain't never letting you out of my sight again, you're gonna have to keep me in your pocket so I can always protect you," John says with a faint chuckle, and Gale can't help but laugh, feeling safe in John's arms.

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 16)

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notes: i’ve been extremely busy and had no time to take screenshots, so all photos (except one) are from the actual photographers!

y/ndevils00

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y/ndevils00 we are not beating the loser allegations

we lost 3-6 tonight against the airplanes and their brick wall!

i assume everyone was reacting the same way as babygirl, slut, and i… cussing at the tv

BUT BET YOU CAN GUESS WHO SCORED TONIGHT BASED OFF THESE PHOTOS!

THAT’S RIGHT! BOTH OF MY PRETTY BEST FRIENDS SCORED GOALS TONIGHT!!

MARASCHINO CHERRY WITH HIS FIRST OF THE SEASON AND DAWG-SON WITH HIS THIRD!! I’M SO PROUD OF MY BESTIES!!!

LOOK AT THAT PHOTO OF MY MARINARA SAUCE AND MY LUKEY POOKIE, HUGGING AND SHIT!! SO CUTE!!! (they miss me so bad) ((they were comforting each other))

anyways, good luck in pittsburgh on thursday! try not to lose this time!

p.s. that third photo is the outcome of my secret agent photo taker yelling “y/n says hi!” ! doesn’t Johnny look so happy to hear he can never escape me?!

p.p.s. nothing to do with this game, but congratulations to Sid the Kid on his 13th career hat trick! … i thought he had more tbh

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user25 did you just… go out of your way to subtly dig at Sidney Crosby? 😭

john.marino97 i thought i left you in Jersey and then i hear your name and look up to see you on facetime with a random person!

y/ndevils00 you love that you can never get rid of me 🥰 you’re stuck with me forever!

john.marino97 four years and counting… do i ever get a break?

y/ndevils00 nope!

user73 four years? but, John only joined the Devils last season?

tmeier96 i scored a goal too, you know?

y/ndevils00 yeah… you’re pictured aren’t you?

tmeier96 barely! and no congrats for me!

y/ndevils00 fine, attention whore! congratulations on your goal in a game in which we still did not win

tmeier96 i’m ignoring your sass and saying thank you anyways

y/ndevils00 asshole

tmeier96 bitch

jackhughes hey, that’s my girlfriend, Meier!

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes it’s okay baby, i can fight my own battles

y/ndevils00 HEY! I’M JACK’S GIRLFRIEND, MEIER!

jackhughes ah yes, you did so well, lovely Dove. so proud of you

user02 goddamn John looks FINE AS HELL

user81 fr! y/n has a hot ass boyfriend and some hot ass friends!

dawson1417 THANK YOU BESTIE NUMBER 3!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!

y/ndevils00 I’LL SEE YOU SO SOON, BFFL

lhughes_06 yes, we’re absolutely mentally falling apart without you. idk how we’re still alive

y/ndevils00 i was wondering the same thing tbh. who else is gonna tell you not to eat an expired protein bar?

lhughes_06 i would’ve been fine

y/ndevils00 you would’ve gotten your stomach pumped and missed the game

lhughes_06 i don’t believe you

y/ndevils00 how did you survive this long without me?

_quinnhughes our mom

lhughes_06 @/_quinnhughes shut up, huggy

nicohischier i think you cursed more than we did

y/ndevils00 can you blame me?! these fuckers suck!

nicohischier i- you can’t say that

y/ndevils00 sure, i can! i just did!

ehaula WE suck?! YOU suck!

y/ndevils00 @/ehaula yeah, and Jack loves it!

ehaula UNCLES DON’T NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS

nicohischier NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THESE THINGS

y/ndevils00 @/ehaula prudes

jackhughes Dove, what have we talked about?!

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes that i have to stop talking about our sex life on my instagram 🙁

jackhughes mhm and what did you just do?

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes talked about our sex life on my instagram 😔

jackhughes so what do you have to say to Haulzy and Cap?

y/ndevils00 @/ehaula i’m sorry for making you privy to Jack and i’s bedroom shenanigans 🫤

[arafilez]

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ꔫㅤㅤ ❜[ lsm x any reader ] ㅤ⋆ ㅤangst, comfort, estb. relationship 𓏧 timestamp ㅤ warnings arguing,crying ㅤ﹢ㅤ0.4k wc

Is it everything that you did? You don’t know, you don’t care anymore. You and Seokmin have been fighting over the last hour and at this point you don’t even remember what the fight was originally about. You look at Seokmin to see his angry face that was so much in contrast with his usual bright personality.

“Seokmin, can we stop? I don’t even remember what this was about?” you groan getting tired as he shuts his mouth abruptly staring at you. There was something in your face that showed him it was not you just getting tired.

Something was bothering you.

“What is it?” he asked, his voice suddenly becoming gentle and you sighed muttering a 'nothing'. The truth is you hated fights, you don't want them to happen with somebody you love.

“It is something,” he continues after a short pause and you nod your head to a ‘no’. You just felt relieved that he has stopped fighting and it is better.

“So what, this was your excuse for stopping me?” Seokmin mutters, feeling angry again and you panic. That will be the last thing you want.

“No, Seok, okay listen,” you speak hurriedly as he sighs and sits down on the couch. “I hate fights, I always think they are the cause of problems,” you say after a minute as he looks up at you.

“I know my parents are a good couple but when they used to fight, I always thought they would get divorced or something bad would happen, I feel like fights ruin relationships,” you finish resting your head on the cushion.

“That is a very wrong idea,” Seokmin speaks up after sinking in your words. “Occasionally, people fight, even if they love each other, it can never destroy a relationship. Provided, it is occasional, or rare. People will disagree, your parents will too and we will too. That doesn’t mean they would stop loving each other, or I would stop loving you. Fights, rare ones, are symbols of a healthy relationship,” he says, looking at you.

You nod slowly, taking in his words, you have never considered this perspective, always being too afraid of everything in a fight and neither have you confessed about this to anybody. “You are right,” you reply after a minute.

He shrugged replying, “Of course I am, you are dating this very insightful person who has the best intellectuals,” he smirks and you deadpan, “Don’t push your luck.”

“Okay,” he grinned as you felt relieved suddenly everything was off your chest and you felt better.

“I know you feel better right now but a kiss on my lips would make it best,” Seokmin said, puckering his lips as you rolled your eyes and pecked him lightly. He smiles like an idiot as you laugh. He is your idiot.

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[2knightt]

Howdy knight in shimmering armor!! :DDD it is moi~ & I come humbly presenting my req ✨🥹

So. 👏🏼 We've heard of motherly!reader, right? And we got motherly!reader. We've heard of sister!reader, and we got sister!reader.

Now get ready forrrrr *🥁🥁🥁* daughter!reader! 🩷💫

can I get some hcs for our Sodapop with a daughter/daughter!reader? I feel like he'd be such a sweet and loving parent aaaa 😭😭 whether biological or adopted it's entirely up to you, darlin'! I just live for the sweet fluff; my brain is stuck on Darry and Pony and the rest of the Greasers as uncles akshdj it's driving me up a walllllll.

uncle/godfather (!!! 😱😭🩷) Steve—maybe her taking an interest in cars or working at the DX when she gets older?? or not and somethin' else has her best interests at heart!! but everybody loves and dotes on her endlessly still bc she's their princess UGH the potential is insanity.

Work your magic, firefly!! If it's what'chur into, I'd love to see whatcha got for me! 😚 If not, then don't worry a thing at all, m'kay? <33 Entirely up to you!

↳tell the angels no!₊˚✧

➬ sodapop curtis x daughter!reader

a/n; THERES MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVERRR!!! HIIIIII!!!! ALSO I MADE READER LIKE IN THE RANGE OF A PRETEEN..BUT I MADE IT PRETTY VAGUE ON THE AGE..SAUR.

you’re sodapop’s biological child, and he couldn’t be happier omfg.

he’s such a good dad :(.

he legit can’t say no to you so you can get away with literally anything.

you punch a kid because they were annoying you?

“aw, it’s okay. i bet she didn’t mean it.”

“your daughter punched the child 3 times in a row.”

“just like i taught her!”

you get caught stealing?

“just ask for money! or take some from uncle steve.”

if you ever tell him you have a crush on a kid, he’s telling everyone. shouting it in the streets fr.

“who is he? is he cute? is he nice? rich?”

“papa!!”

and if the gang finds out?? good luck.

“what? you’re way too young to even to be thinking about boys!”

“yeah, what uncle two-bit said!”

“guys she’s a child. let her explore.”

“shut up ponyboy, this is y/n we’re talking about.”

do NOT ask sodapop for help with any of your work.

as soon as your done with adding, it’s ponyboys problem.

each person in the gang probably has their own job or role in your life.

johnny is the uncle you go to for peace and quiet.

“johnny-uhh…let’s go to the lot!! i’m tired of this house.”

“alright, kiddo. go tell your dad where you’re going.”

johnny’s jealous that you have a better childhood than he ever had, but he’s happy that it’s you getting the best childhood you can possibly get.

ponyboy’s the one you go to for academic help, or just..help in general.

“uncle pony, what’s 12 x 2?”

“what’s 12 + 12?”

“24?”

“there’s your answer.”

two-bits the uncle you go to when you’ve had a bad day. he does ANYTHING to make you laugh.

he’ll tell you any story about anyone to make you smile with tears still in your eyes.

“w-well what about dad?”

“OH! your dad used to work at this gas station, the DX, right? and one day a guy came in to rob the place, grabbed the drinks, chocolate bars, everything and just RAN! so your father ran after him but he tripped and took the guy down with him! i swear he was the same shade as a tomato when the story came out!”

“really?”

you asked, in between laughs.

steves the uncle you go to for…literally everything.

you’re probably his favourite person so…he’s ‘round you a lot.

“uncle steve, i’m trying to go to school!”

“schools for losers.”

“uncle?!”

“but don’t drop out. drop out and i kill ya.”

darry is the one you go to for actual advice and a shoulder to lean on.

you probably call him grandpa for the laughs.

“an-and i just don’t know what to do, pa! it’s so..UGH!”

“just breath, y/n. you’re a strong young girl. you can make it, like you always do.”

dallas is the uncle you go to for actual fun.

he let’s you get away with anything and everything.

he might even be worse than your dad.

“can i have a cigarette?”

“just don’t tell anyone, kay? i ain’t tryna get the tar beatin’ outta me.”

i like to think that steve’s car work was acknowledged and he moved into a better paying job.

so if you show the slightest bit of interest into cars, he’s bringing you into work on the weekends.

“pop the hood, y/n.”

“sir yes sir!”

they’d be so loving but so annoying with you omfg.

they will barge into your room without asking.

“HEY Y/N!”

“TWO-BIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!”

“that’s no way to talk to your uncle.”

“so?? get out! i’m trying to play something.”

they all come into your room and drag you out to the dingo.

OMFG IMAGINE THEM PICKING YOU UP FOR SCHOOL IT’D BE SO EMBARRASSING.

sodapops driving, it’s his car, two-bit and steve are fighting across the seats, johnny and ponyboy and talking over the shouting, dallas is blasting music while darry tells everyone to behave.

all that while you stand infront of school, infront of everyone, as they shout your name out loud.

“Y/N!”

“Y/N GET IN!”

“HURRY UP PLEASE”

“i don’t know who these guys are…must be another y/n.”

“Y/N CURTIS. GET IN HERE NOW!”

“ah, shit.”

“WHAT WAS THAT, YOUNG LADY?”

“nothinguhh!!”

10/10 experience overall, would sell my first born to experience this.

may 27th, 2023. 4:41PM.

[mooooonnnzz]

Hi moonie darling 🫶 hope you’ve been doing well!

Can I request a lo’ak relationship headcanons ? The ones you did for neteyam are so cute and dreamy 🥹 I was wondering how you’d interpret a relationship with that troublemaker 😚 thank you in advance and good luck with the blog 💙

The Perfect Pair // Lo’ak x GN! Reader

❀ You and Lo’ak’s relationship headcanons <3

♡ Content: WARNING mentions of scars and picking at them, just a lil heads up!! angst but barely enough to ruin your day FLUFF lo’ak and reader are very cute shy lo’ak bc i love him being shy BUT HES SHY JUST FOR A LIL BIT

♡ WordCount: 1k

♡ Quicknote: sorry for taking absolutely forever to post this 😭 i have gotten bad writers block and i’ve been in some weird mood slump lately BUT I FINISHED IT SO HERE YOU ARE <33 hope you like it 🫶 and thank you for the luck, you’re very kind ❤️

expect to patch up this poor boy 24/7

there isn’t a day where he doesn’t come to you, honoring a new scratch on his body from his reckless behavior 

and it’s not like he does it on purpose 

he doesn’t mean to always get hurt, he just doesn’t think about the consequences until he’s actually facing them

“Lo’ak!” You rushed towards the boy who was staggering over to you, his hand clutching his injured arm. “What happened?!” Your eyes examined his body, your heart stopping at the large red gash on his side. Lo’ak uncovered his arm with a shaky hand, hissing at the blood that stained his palm. “I tried to do tricks with my Ikran and you know where that got me.” He said defeatedly, his head hanging low. “Let’s deal with those injuries, okay?” You grabbed onto his arm that wasn’t hurt and brought him inside the tent. He sat down on the floor, groaning in pain when he moved a certain way that strained his body. Scouring the tent, you picked up some healing ointments, healing paste, a cloth and medical gauzes that were gifted to you from the scientists. You sat next to Lo’ak, facing his side. “Can you lean to the left for me?” You ask, popping open the ointment. Lo’ak leans to the side, a few grunts and groans leaving his lips. “This’ll sting.” You warn, pouring a good amount of ointment on the cloth. “I know, you tell me that all the—SHIT!” He curses, sucking in a deep breath through clenched teeth. “Lo’ak!” You smacked his upper thigh with your free hand, using the other one to lightly tap on his wounds with the cloth. Lo’ak pressed his lips together and screwed his eyes shut. “I wonder what goes through your head when you do this.” You say, wrapping the gauze around his waist. “Nothing.” Lo’ak replies, laughing at his own joke. “What a shocker.” You plainly said, moving to the next cut. 

i’d like to say he has a lot of scars on his body

and he doesn’t really mind them, until his mom started pointing them out

theres frown on her lips as she talks about how reckless lo’ak is 

she even shows them to jake, who just either stares with disapproval in his eyes or says something along the lines of “well, what can you expect? the boy doesn’t even use his brain.” or “how can you expect him to care for his own well being when he can’t even think right.”

from then on, he started hating the scars on his body

he hated the unwanted attention he’d get from his mom, especially when she brings over his dad 

you comfort lo’ak whenever he falls into his hole of self hatred 

Lo’ak sat by the pond, fingernails scratching one of his scars. A habit he developed when he no longer thought the scars that littered his skin were cool. A ripple broke through the still surface of the pond. He didn’t have to look around to know that it was you. Sitting right beside him, you pressed a kiss to his temple. “What’s up?” You ask, your tail wrapping around him to provide a little bit of comfort. Lo’ak dug his nail into his scar, his eyes glaring at the white ragged skin that stretched to his mid forearm to his elbow. “My scars.” He grumbled. “I hate them.” He started picking at it. “Stop, you are going to make it worse.” You grabbed his hand, halting his movements. “You liked your scars, what happened?” You watched with worried eyes as Lo’ak sighed. “My mom always points them out and the look that she gives me makes me feel like shit.” His ears tucked behind his head. “And sometimes, she brings my dad over to look at them. As if my moms looks weren’t enough, my dad doesn’t hold back to insult me.” His bottom lip begins to tremble and your heart cracks. “I just do not know why they look at me like—like they’re ashamed of me!” He sniffs, roughly wiping the tears that were threatening to escape his eyes with his arm. “I hate crying.” He muttered grimly, tucking himself into a ball. “It is good to cry,” You begin softly, hand coming to caress Lo’ak’s back. “And you are not a disappointment.” You say with such certainty that Lo’ak almost believes it himself. “How are you so sure?” He looks at you, awaiting your answer. You started listing off all the wonderful qualities Lo’ak has, like how he’s so strong and doesn’t take no for an answer, how he doesn’t back down and never gives up, how he’s so annoyingly persistent with things and is curious about everything. As you said more and more things about Lo’ak, the more you saw him visibly perk up. It was like you rebuilding the broken pieces, slowly but surely with care, you made Lo’ak whole again. Lo’ak sniffed, rubbing his eye with his fist. “Thank you.” He mumbled, snuggling closer to you. 

LO’AK IS VERY SHY WHEN IT COMES TO PDA

like he’s blushing a whole ton when you hold his hand around his family

and just kissing his cheek?? he’s on the floor hyperventilating 

you love messing with him because his reactions are priceless

“Lo’ak.” You call out. He turns his head over to you, raising a brow. You lean towards him and kiss him on the cheek. “I love you.” You said against his skin, smooching him one last time before leaning back. Eyes intently watching him to see his reaction. As always, his ears rear back to his head and there’s a bright blush tinting his cheeks. “Oh.” He squeaks, his eyes are casted downwards and he can’t even look at you without stuttering. “Why are you so nervous?” You teasingly asked, tail whipping behind you playfully. “Because you! I—You…Ugh.” He runs a hand down his face, dramatically sighing. “What’s wrong, Lo’ak?” You wrap your arms around his back, pulling him closer to you. “Y/N!” He whines.

THOUGH WHEN HES SURE NOBODY IS WATCHING

hes hugging you close to him and latching onto you like a koala 

LIKE IS THIS THE SAME GUY WHO WAS NERVOUS TO LITERALLY HOLD YOUR HAND?? 

“Can you let go of my arm?” You politely asked, looking down at Lo’ak, who had your arm clutched in his hold. His head comfortablely resting on your shoulder. “Nope!” He says with a devious grin. “Lo’ak, I have to go.” Trying to remove him from your arm is a lost cause, might as well chop it off so Lo’ak could have it for himself. Giving up, you lean on Lo’ak. He makes a happy noise and clings himself closer to you.

and hes begging for your kisses, or he’s kissing you 

Lo’ak is covering your face in a mess of kisses. “Lo’ak!” You giggled out, hands finding purchase on his shoulders. You pushed him away from your face, still feeling his kissing ghosting your face. “Too much.” You huff out loudly. Lo’ak rolls his eyes and puckers out his lips. You’re preparing yourself for another round.

later on into the relationship he gets better with pda

he isnt afraid to show that he loves u 🫶🫶

“Is Lo’ak actually holding their hand?” Kiri’s eyes are wide from her shock. She hides her grin with her palm. “No way.” Neteyam is equally as shocked. They watch Lo’ak pull you in for a sweet kiss in horror. “What is that thing Dad said earlier?” Neteyam asked, voice raspy as if someone sucked his voice out. “He finally became a man.” Kiri whispered out. Cringing as she watched you and Lo’ak cuddle with each other. 

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its okay if u skip this ask bc it might sound disgusting but imagine bill spitting on ur 😸 and uses it as lube and slides his dick in😭

THIS IS SOHOT UGHHDHBS

Bill Kaulitz x fem!reader

Warnings: spitting?, light fingering, slapping, hair pulling, brat tamer Bill🤭

You watched as Bill laid between your legs, slowly pumping his fingers in and out of you. Your mind was clouded with lust and you decided that you couldn’t wait anymore and your hips thrusted up towards him, signaling for him to give you something more.

“Oh my, you’re so impatient sweetheart. You need me that bad?” A smirk plastered across his face, he was such a smug bastard. A small grunt escaped from your throat as you rolled your eyes.

“You know I do. Ive been asking you for this all day, but you were too busy for me!” You sassed, looking down at him to roll your eyes. Bad decision on your end. His hand pulls away form you to smack your thigh. Hard. You whimpered and tried to shut your legs, but he quickly pinned them to the bed.

“You better knock off that attitude before I make you regret it. And we were both busy. I was doing you a favor by not fucking you, or else you wouldn’t have gotten anything done today. So your welcome, brat.” His cold voice send chills up your spine. You were really pushing your luck with him tonight. Before you could respond he pushes your legs up so that he could get a good view of your cunt. He presses a wet kiss to your clit before spitting directly on it.

“Bill! What are you-” you were cut of when you felt the tip of his dick (HELP THATS SO FUNNY) spread his own saliva down to you entrance.

“Shh, Just shut up and take it baby.” Your jaw clenches after hearing the way hes talking to you, feeling your grow more and more needy for him. He pushes into you slowly just to fuck with you, giggling to himself at your pitiful whines. Once hes fully inside of you he lets out a shaky sigh, his hands trailing down to you thighs to make you wrap your legs around his waist.

He starts off with slow, shallow thrusts so that you could adjust a little. Patience was never really your thing, but you wanted him to give you what you so badly needed, so you bit your tongue and kept quiet. Eventually, he picks up his pace, satisfying your growing need for him. Your hands pull him down by his hair and you rest your face in the crook of his neck, leaving small kisses everywhere you could reach. Bill moans at you affections, loving the way you pull his hair. “There you go, sweetheart. I always give you what you need, hm? No need to be bratty with me.”

“Im sorry Billy! I just wanted you so bad. I needed you.” Bills hips stutter, his quick pace faltering for a second before he regained his composure. He moves your head away from his neck to give you a long, messy kiss. After a minute of making out you pull away, too overwhelmed with pleasure. The feeling of his lips on yours and his hips slamming against you was becoming too much, “Bill, Im gonna cum! Don’t stop! Please don’t stop~”

Bill grins and lowers his hand to play with your clit, sending you straight into your intense orgasm. But his thrusts never slow, causing you to tremble as his skillful fingers work against your sensitive nerves.

“I know, honey. Its ok. I got you.”

[sseen11]

Is this bothering??

Am I bothering you???😭 OH well, I might ad well just wake a request than cuz I was *thirsty* 🙈

How about VERY OC luffy and zoro who are possessive and jealous in this party because you were talking to a guy and you can hopefully reward me with nsfw.🙏 thats it.

Yyou don't have to but anyways,

Have a great day!💕

A/n: lmao😭 no it's not bothering me, it totally okay. But thank you for the concern. I HOPE I reached your expectations but you know if I didn't, let's not say anything.👄

[Luffy X reader] [zoro X reader]

Word-count; 1k. 600 each.

drunk on alcohol, you weren’t fully aware of your actions and approaching the man who was staring at you for a while, motioning you to come near, talking to him, unknowingly flirting and touching his shoulder which didn’t go unnoticed by your boyfriend all to well. He wasn’t pleased.

Warning; possessiveLuffy! PossessiveZoro! NSFWsmut! JealousBoys! BrattyReader!(ig) fingering! NameKink! Anal sex! Oral sex! Rough sex! Lack of consent! Backsex! Swearing And provoking! Wallsex! Manhandling! Kissing! Biting! Grinding! Flirting! Teasing!

Luffy: 

He pulls you roughly inside a dark room, abandoned and silent but loud when the door lock shuts in. "Hey! You can't just-" you are cut off with a sharp bite on your neck. Your body winces at the slight pain. He doesn't stop, bitting along your throat till leaving very clear dark spots behind.

"Luffy-" your arms stay on his shoulders to push him away and try to explain him through your drunken mind. He doesn't budge, only releasing a harsh sound from the back of his throat.

Luffy's arms are immediately on your wrists, pushing them over your head so you are out of luck to do much. You thrash in his hold, gritting out his name in a warning.

"What is wrong with you?" You breathlessly struggle out, peering at him intensely. His eyes grow angrier, mouth getting feistier.

His hands handle you so you are suddenly flipped around, face in front of the wall and your back brushing against his chest. You hear a quiet growl near by your ear, panting breaths following Right after.

"No. What is wrong with you?" his grip on your hips tighten, nails digging through the thin fabric wrap around your form tightly. You are not sure what his intentions are but Before you are adjusting yourself to get around him, he is fumbling with the zipper on your back, roughly dragging it down to let a brush of cool air brush over your skin.

You gasp, hand impulsively going around but he just grips it, twisting it behind the low of your back. "You are gonna let me do what I want." He rasps. 

You are left with squinting eyes, softly panting in his tight hold. It's only when your heartbeat is loud enough in your ear that you recall what you were doing minutes ago. You should solve the misunderstanding, should tell him calm down and not worry about the relationship between you and him but with they way he is acting, despite your morals, a wet spot has appeared between your legs. You want to see how far you can keep him on edge. 

"You are jealous." You state, giving him a side glance. He meets your eyes, dark brown eyes lidded in dare and a silent warning. Though he is not saying against it, It makes you chuckle out a laugh, can't help but grind yourself on him a little while so. You stiffle a moan.

"He was not so bad looking you know." You are testing him and he knows it but you still catch on the quiet clench of his teeth, a death grip slowly forming around one side of your hips.

"Don't." He warns you, one arm now completely skating around the front of your waist. It makes the both of you press together more and the clothing is thin enough for you to shiver when his hips press up just above your ass.

"Don't what?" You are very aware of your arms going around his neck and grip the back of his hair, tugging it once and letting your head fall on one of his shoulder. "You don't want me to talk to him? You don't want me to drink with him? You don't want me to touch him? Don't wha-," 

Luffy's fingers press hard on your clit and you cut yourself with a uncontainable moan. You are moving on him just the little to please yourself but it's so much better when his fingers are attacking your core, his other hand pushing your head back up and slamming your cheek on the wall. Your eyes closes shut in pain

You almost scream when he makes a grip in your hair and not caring for the sensitivity of your roots. 

All the concerns are flying out of your head when you feel his dick press against your ass. His own body is turned on at the moment, hardening a bit at every passing second. You groan as he cups yours clothed sex. 

His release of breaths are clearly heard loudly, hot air fanning on your neck. Your Pussy throbs, probably felt on his palm but you know he is not so oblivious to his growing desire.

"No." He gasped out with each grind of your ass against his own clothed dick. "I don't want him talking to you, drink with you or touching you" He grits out, swallowing a harsh grunt. 

You are looking at him through some of your hair sticking to your face, the room suddenly getting hotter and the clothes covering your skin thicker. Heat rises on your neck from inside, running widely in your veins and battling with fear and excitement. This is messed up, you think but you want to encourage him more, get him running to his limit point.

He tugs your hair sharply then needed, a toss of your head only to rip the fabric of your clothing. Cheap material but You gasp, giving him a glare and ready to argue but not capable of talking when two of his fingers ease inside your folds.

This time, you really moan loudly near by his ear, squirming yourself on him more deeply. It only makes you moan more while feeling him force himself into you. You are not ready for it, not much stretchable right now but apparently he doesn't seem to care. 

"You can talk to him while I fuck you though." He says, not hesitating or appearing distracted as he continues to curl his fingers to skim it around the inside of your walls. 

"You would like that wouldn't you?" His voice doesn't help your issue anymore whilst you are still crying around him, rubbing your bare thighs together. 

He only punishes you with a merciless pinch on your flesh. 

"Yea, I would." You grunt out. You flash him a lazy grin as best as you can try to. The strength in your muscles are wavering with his each touch. 

"Always so desperate." He lets out, pressing your chest flat against the cold wall. You quietly whimper at the temperature meeting your flush skin. 

His palm squeezes your breasts tightly. As if the pressure of the wall wasn't enough, your chest starts to ache but the heat in your pussy continuing to grow.

You are left moaning with everything he says. The burning coil in your Stomach flaming at his talk, disrespect to the least, he has your consent, from long ago and still. His jealous rage makes you so much desperate for him inside you know and fuck you senseless. You probably should satisfy what he wants to hear though.

But it's impossible to voice anything with his body and hands touching you everywhere so sexually that it makes your head foggy and mind dizzy with lust. While his right hand strikes furiously on your nipples, his free arm hurriedly unbuttons the button and unzipping his pants. He is not even done sliding the waist band from around his hips before he is thrusting inside you deep down from behind. 

You scream at the unexpected pressure, groaning and struggling against him. His name jerks out of your mouth, trying to snap at him but a moan betrays your intentions each time you are forced to clench around him. 

Whimpering, you are letting out random babbles when he starts to enlarge his cock inside you. Damn his ability. Out of nowhere, Luffy's cock is so thick you are drooling from the edge of your lips. You want to let go and escape from his torture but can't help but clench tightly, trapping him there. 

He groans, finally letting out something with a deep cry following Right after. He pulls himself out, going in right after you loudly breath out a relieved sound. 

His ragged breath is taking over your ear, the only thing you can focus on besides the pleasure in you. He hits your centre again, forcing himself deeper than you can allow.

"Luffy! Please-," his fingers stop you by going around and rubbing your sensitive clit. You whine. "S-stop, slow down please! Ah- too big." You try to reason, resulting in the sounds trapped inside your mouth flowing out loudly. It fills the room around, bouncing off the walls and echoing back. 

"You are gonna take it. all of it."he demands, lazily licking up a tongue on your neck, his teeth drags down your flesh later in a painful act. You are already week, knees shaking and only holding on because of the arm around you whom's hand is also playing with your clit.

"Oh you are so wet." He whimpers with a moan, clutching his eyelids shut. The pads of his fingers are now running on your chest, between the valley of your breasts and kneading with them, toying with your hardened buds.

It hurts. It hurts. You are generally not able to take so much of him on you, not this deep and this harsh. As much as it's making you feel so good than ever, you really don't wanna wake up sore tomorrow. 

"Hey, y/n?" He swiftly whispers, slowing down his pace. Yours brows drawn law with confusion and a little frustration at his expression change but you hum with a groan. He flips you around during the break he grants, your muscles shivering against the wall. His hands grip your hips, running his palm up and down repeatingly. You are so sensitive it leaves your head to fall forward on his shoulder.

"I don't want someone else touching you." He mutters, dropping his head between your neck and your shoulder. His breaths almost over volume his words as they vibrate through your skin.

You try your best to understand him and get through your foggy head but from the few words you catch on, he doesn't seem to be as angry. In fact, his skin is much hotter as it presses by your throat. You are almost sure it's the heat from his anger but take a another route once you take a look at his red ears. He is blushing, you think and finally, his cock pressed just on your clit forms a quiet moan from you. He is Still hard, throbbing so noticeably between your legs. 

"You know, I kind of like it when you are jealous." You confess. Speaking slowly to catch your breath while doing so. His breath hitches. 

You are not ready for the grin that takes over his mouth but feeling it stretch just above your skin, goosebumps Arises along your forearm. 

"The dress looked nice on you too."

You scoff, peering a flick of gaze at the floor to look at the ripped fabric. "Why would you rip-," his mouth engulfs yours in a wet kiss, messily moving in sync to plunge in a tongue. 

You gasp between his lips, his arms going around your back and pulling your Bare chest flush on his shirt. He is moaning with each taste of you he finds after a long exploring the same mouth, doing it breathlessly long. 

Your arms come around his neck while his hands go lower on your ass, forcing you closer. You make a pleased noise. 

Zoro:

After chugging down the last of the sake in his bottle, he snatched you off, throwing you over his shoulder and making his way inside a room, placing you in front of the bed. 

Your form stumbled, slipping from the floor and landing a little too harshly right on the bed. You flinched under his gaze as it roamed around every inch of you, drinking in your half bare thighs due to the short dress and halfly covered breasts. 

You could barely focus, sometimes seeing two zoro in front of you as a hallucination. You blinked repeatedly, the act helping to get rid of the headache and the affect of the alcohol.

"What the hell are you doing?" He spoke up, hovering over you with his arms crossed and one knee pressed between your thighs. 

Your muscle stiffens, flinching back but keeping Strain to meet his gaze. 

"I was talking." You simply reply, from what you can remember, your mouth was open, blabbering about something like always. Not new but what's he so mad about then? 

"Its not something bad." You add, narrowing your eyes and leaning your face closer to meet him head on. If he could act like this, then so can you.

"That's not all you were doing." He grits out, arms tightening and your attention diverts to the visible buldge forming on his biceps with thick veins. A lump stucks in front of your throat. You try to swallow.

"Oh yea, then please enlighten me with what else I was doing?" You are half serious and half mocking him but the aura around him reddens, annoyance flicking In the features of his face. 

Amusement gathers in you, confidence and boldness clashing with the nervous moral part of your head. He leaned his form closer, both your faces a breath apart.

"You asked him if he could fuck you." He deadpans.  

Your entire world freezes, eyes twitching wide and fingers now shifting in a fist. The nervousness floods in more. Shit. Shit. Damn you and all the alcohol.

"Um...." your eyes don't meet his, not much excuse for such ask and unloyalty. This time, you are skidding away as he comes forward, supporting his hands just beside your chest. Unlike you, when he drinks, he has never been in more control of himself.

Did he...at least say yes?..." a dry chuckle follows afterwards, trying to lighten up his anger and the atmosphere. You wanna slap yourself when it doesn't help and only makes his grit his teeth, one hand skating down to get hold of your thigh, gripping the flesh. 

"Good for him, he didn't." He says while keeping his palm bussy with your Leg. It slides dangerously up and down over your naked skin there, warm enough to make you shiver. 

"Unfortunately for you." His voice drops low. "A punishment is waiting."

You gulp, having a feeling to where this was going to end. "I was drunk okay, how-," he cocks his head, looking at you weirdly. 

"That's a bad girl." The hand on your thighs move right between your leg, cupping the insides. Your breath stirs away with your words, leaving the tip empty. Your head hits the bed softly, chest rising up and down in an uneven rythem. You bite your lip. 

"I can make it up to you." You offer, looking at the ceiling instead. Zoro's eyes narrow towards you but he is smirking, peering at you. 

When you hear nothing with/against it, you continue, only way you can find to get away from this situation with the both of you pleased. 

"I’ll be Good girl for the night and you can use me as you want." You are breathless when you finish, stopping the urge to clutch your heart. You do though spread your arms wide and parting your thighs as far to hot in your offer and basically Make it impossible for him to deny. 

You know you succeed when he crawls between them and his face right over your face, head tilted the slightest. 

"You'll be Good?"

Your fingers tangle up in his hair, bringing him down and he don't oppose when you hum in a agreement and seal the deal with a Kiss. The mark on his eyes is visibly dark enough to see along with the color of his hair. 

He pulls back, sitting back on his heels. "Take off your clothes." He rasps, breathing heavily. He doesn't have to tell you twice before you obey and gather the fabric from your thighs and bring it all over your head, body bare to him and the chill air. 

Zoro's already hard when you lay again and invite him with a large spread of your Bare thighs, his whole body free to do whatever he wants. The way he is gazing at you, you can't help but whimper for him to spread warmth in you. 

His entire palm grips one of your knee, keeping them on place so he can lower his head, his hot breath on you enough to make you squirm. You are whispering his name at the slowness in his movements, wanting to skip over his torture. He lets out a breathless chuckle, ignoring how light headed he is already feeling and the jumps of his cock.

He is only staring at first, admiring your already wet core, none of you morally stable he guessed and it made him so much desprate to lick up once over your clit. You suck a tremble gasp, your legs jolting under his hold. It makes him take a look at you, fingers pleading for a grip on the sheets that's a trouble to get.

you hear him groan from his place below you, his face between your thighs as you already start to grind down on his tongue. Heat courses in your stomach, tightening the knot inside you. 

Your thighs clench around him, needs them to press together but his fingers flex into the flesh of your hips every time your thighs tighten around his head. 

You groan again, head pressing deeper against the sheets as you hear him mumble something under his breath before he places himself back inside you, the low tone of his voice vibrating straight to your clit as your hips twitch from the sudden jolt of pleasure, your fingers tightening in the bed sheets as your hole clenches around his tongue. You cry out his name.

“Oh please- faster! Faster!" you shakily moan. 

He is pulling away momentarily to slide his fingers between your folds before stretching you out slowly and wider than you can probably take. It's making your hips jerk upwards with each felt touch inside your walls and the drag of his fingerspads that you grip them there.

He only pauses for a few seconds before lifting your legs up far towards your chest. Your chest struggles but he doesn't seem to care that it's harder to breath around the already heavy air.

Before any warning or whatsoever, his thumb flicks up a fierce Strike across your clit and it's not gently in anyway, making it actually hurt on your puffy folds. He groans with you, keeping your legs and hips in check just in case they are not in your control anymore. 

You are just trying to feel more of him but he rewards you with nothing than a brush. Though of course, why would he when he can easily slide in a forced finger. Your legs shake against your will, mouth can't help but be parted because both your lips are trembling.

"So full-," you groan. "F-feels good. Good. Ah- oh my-," 

He adds in a another fingers, swiping his thumb along your slick juice and messing you everywhere. You are left with a almost heart ache at the limitation of your breaths when he works up your clit. His thumb spreads the lips apart, a another orgasm pulling out of you. All your energy drains, not sure what to do or hold onto.

When you peer up at him through your fucked out bless, his eyes are right over yours, your hips instead meeting his own clothed hips and you are whimpering at the loss of contact before rubbing your wet pussy on the front of his pants. It doesn't even help a little, only making you more frustrated and sexually annoyed but the feeling is not for long when he bites down on your cheek, getting your full attention.

"Do you still want him to fuck you?" You are throbbing at the low grumble  muttered just above your lips, eyes barely open but enough to know he is looking directly to you with heavy intensity. You are very aware of the now tight grip formed on your hips just in case you are wrong.

"No! No! Only you-," you are gasping, more breaths than words coming out and Washing over. Your tongue skates a swipe on your dried lips.

He gives you a bite on the side of your throat. 

His tongue licks. "Good. Good girl." 

[aettuddae]

cute little serim 🫶🫶, the idea that serim has snsd PLANT version is amazing, i love it, gardener put it back on!

thinking about how ever since theyve met eo, jimin and serim privs have just been tweets about each other

KARINA NOT EVEN ATTENDING THE FUNERAL DESPITE LIVING IN THE SAME PLACE AS SERIM WHQAHSHSHSHSHS (she just killed another shes officially a serial plant killer 😪😪)

serim girltwink confirmed

WHATS SERIM FAV MUSICAL PLS TELL ME 🫨

ningning undoing the bottom button on her pjs serim pls give this girl some attention 😭😭

OH WOW 😲😲😲 them kissing before they start even just enjoying the other presence 😭

hiro:1 serim:0

(ALSO HARU AND LONG CHAT LMGNFBDBD IM SORRY THAT WILL ALWAYS BE MY STUPID SILLY BARNEY/SPONGEBOB/PUPPY BABY 😖😖 i think about her all the time, harumin come home the kids miss u…)

im also very stressed trying to figure out which version of the album i should get 😭😭 MIND U i dont even own a cd player…

- 🕷️

my favorite gardener sone, i just know yuri would be proud of her

they're obsessed with each other omg what happened to tweeting about the weather and one's bad luck? 🫴🏼

i picture jimin on that very specific pajama she has (i know you guys know which one i mean cmon) with messy hair, passing by the balcony while serim is on a black dress with a veil crying to a box with dirt and some leaves and then wondering when she went wrong to end up like this

serim has an official girl twink license.

ok i feel like if you play a random musicals playlist serim is the kind to know all songs 😭 i don't know why i got this random idea of her not being able to fight the urge of starting to sing empty chairs at empty tables everytime she sees a free table (?

BUT, she enjoys musicals like hairspray, kinky boots, chicago (merely bc tiffany played roxie on it), the producers, moulin rouge, even heathers kinda. but maybe i'd say the rocky horror show as her favorite one. although she cries with rent.

hope it makes some sense..🧍

this close 🤏🏻 to turn the smau into ningning x serim i can't keep seeing this kid like this

sometimes your biggest enemy is hot, okay? and you could kiss them

SHUT UP I HEARD LONG CHAT, THEN READ THE LYRICS AND I WAS LIKE HARU WHERE ARE YOU MY SWEETHEART 😭 i'm truly so fond of her and hole in one i can't do this anymore i'm closing my blog

then buy the cdp duh 🫴🏼 (maybe it will arrive SOMEDAY 😭 can't believe it's not shipped intl). saw that the MY power version is the most complete one !! hope you can figure out, then come and brag about it 🫶🏻

(long ass answer btw sorry for yapping so much)

[eventideluminary-games]

Omg Enyo is so adorably mischievous 😭😭😭

I love his dynamic honestly. So childish but so dangerous. It's charming.

Okay I don't know If you do ro reaction asks but please indulge me if you can. 👀

If MC fell asleep on the ROs shoulder while they were busy talking how would they wake them up? In the crushing stage and in the relationship phase.

Hello! I always welcome reaction/scenario asks! They're so fun to do and I wish I actually got more lmao! Also, love that you love Enyo! They're so fun!

Anyways, I did write something similar to this before, so sorry if I end up repeating things!

Thanks for sending it in!

The ROs Reacting to MC Falling Asleep on Their Shoulder (crushing vs relationship)

Alceste (crushing) - Alceste loves this kind of stuff. He'll 100% let you sleep on his shoulder. He really doesn't mind. Definitely has a lil blush though, if you wake up fast enough or on your own. Otherwise, he'll wake you up in about an hour out of concern for your neck. He's nice about, just nudging you awake.

Alceste (relationship) - Pretty much the same as crushing, but he'll move you to lay on top of him pretty fast. He finds it to be more comfortable for the both of you and you're in luck! He's really comfortable to cuddle! Don't be surprised if you wake up laying on his chest and see that he's also taking a lil nap! You might have to wake him up and not the other way around.

Larisilla (crushing) - If you opened up Google and went "Google, show me how to make Larisilla shut up immediately?", this is your answer. She has no idea how to respond. Dare I say, you've rendered her dumbstruck? Her next actions will all depend on if you're alone or not.

If you are alone (so just the two of you), she'll let you stay where you are. She'll probably be a little stiff since she Won't Move, terrified of waking you, but she won't complain and if she does, she blames it on training. Even if you haven't seen her train in like 3 days...

If you aren't alone, I'm sorry to say, she's waking you up. Now, normally, she would shove you off of her, so it does mean Something when she just shakes you awake and tells you to go sleep somewhere else. Also, ignore the blush on her face. She's not blushing! It's just hot in here!

Larisilla (relationship) - In a relationship, Larisilla is 100x times nicer. She'll let you sleep on her shoulder for as long as you want. If you guys have space (i.e on a couch) and she's in the right mood, she'll even stretch out and let you lay on her. Might even sneak in a lil forehead kiss while you're asleep. Will be very aggressive to people who are loud and might wake you up (it's just Enyo). She wants her favorite royal to get some nice naps in!

Dionys (crushing) - Dionys would silently freak out. Not because he doesn't like you, but because he likes you A Lot. He shifts around and fidgets quite a bit, so you'll probably end up waking up within the hour and he'll feel bad. If you don't wake up from him moving around almost constantly, he'll let you rest your head on his shoulder for a bit before waking you up nicely and telling you to find somewhere better to sleep. The whole time, though, he's stiff as a statue.

Dionys (relationship) - I'm going to assume by now you'd have gotten used to his fidgeting, so you won't wake up if he moves. He, too, is used to falling asleep at random times. Might move so you can lay on his chest or in a different cuddling position. Won't stop his work and doesn't really mind at this point. Like in the crushing stage, he will wake you up in about an hour so your neck won't get sore.

Somnia (crushing) - Somnia is so thrilled and overjoyed. She loves cuddling! Will shift around to help you get comfortable. She keeps a healer's schedule, so there's a pretty high chance she'll also take a lil nap. If she doesn't, she'll wake you up in a bit to give you something for the developing crick in your next or she'll just move you to the best position for sleeping without getting a crook in your neck.

Somnia (relationship) - You're in luck because Somnia is the best cuddler of the group. She's soft and warm, so laying on her is the best. Will definitely fall asleep on you too and just make a cuddle pile. Otherwise, very similar to her crushing stage, just with more cuddles and kisses!

Enyo (crushing) - Remember how I said Enyo would draw on your face if you fell asleep? Yeah, they're doing that still. Enyo really doesn't mind. Still super happy and overjoyed at the fact that you're willing to sleep on their shoulders. Watch out for hidden blades though. They won't wake you up on their own and will just hope you have somewhere to go soon. If you do rest your head on them for too long, they Will nudge you off of them.

Enyo (relationship) - Still wants to draw on your face, but will restrain themselves so you won't get upset. Will move you to be more comfortable (laying on their chest). They're super boney, though, and it's pretty uncomfortable. They most likely won't wake you up, so that's more of a you problem to get up so your neck won't hurt. Will place their freezing cold hands on your bare back and laugh as you jump and get startled by their ice cold hands.

[nikatyler]

Zeph 1.0

oh?

(x)

I love this little shit

(x)

I accidentally threw a bomb at Gale...the one time I take him out with the party and I murder him right away

I'm sorry Gale I love you actually I really do 💀💀

"I threw" no actually it was my boyfriend, I'm innocent 😇 not like I'm controlling him or anything 😇

(x)

magic delulu besties, yay!

(x)

SHUT UP IS HE PROPOSING WHAT I THINK HE'S PROPOSING

I mean...

dsflakjasdklhgfjghadkfl

the giggle i just let out was not human

Oh lord

OH

So that's the bear scene I'm hearing so much about

Well that was. Something

(x)

welp what a night for Zeph because guess what they're bloodless too, good for them

(x)

sounds about right

(x)

Oh. Didn't have this combat the first time around here. Yay. I'm stressed :D

Yay family, what a lovely bunch they are :D

For real though I thought they would kidnap him, I was so worried I'd screw this combat 😂 I just wanna mess around the city before I get to the bigger quests (and also, yes, the battle with a certain evil vampire scares me, I didn't do well there before my big reload 💀)

(x)

oh god here we go again, should i do it for the achievement

this might be the worst thing i have ever done but let's go i guess. zeph i don't know how you're going to face your boyfriend tomorrow but that's a problem for future you 💀

pause i'm gonna go get dinner 💀💀

JFJFKFKFKDKSKKFNFJF WHATHEFUCK

not gonna lie i expected more people have done it 💀

teehee anywayyyy moving on from that back to this

(x)

i made four new besties

(x)

such a dramatic moment and all I can think about is that old "what are those?!" vine

(x)

who gave this game the right to hurt me so much 🥹

(x)

alright i took a break but now i think it's time to try and face cazabitch again. that combat was not going well for me at all before my big big reload but i think i learned a thing or two 💀

(x)

a good luck kiss before we go get absolutely fucked up :D yay :D

(x)

I'm stalling so bad lmao I don't wanna do this. If it wasn't for me getting stupid attached I would've been done by now for sure. 💀

What if I went to play Minecraft now. hole works need to continue you know

(x)

Fucking hell this quest is actually giving me so much anxiety I don't want him to get hurt but I'm hurting just knowing we're near

(x)

place your bets how many times i'm gonna have to reload

well first off i'm taking a break to do some duolingo because i'm not losing my 299 day streak

yes stalling again

wowie 300

besties i'm eepy i might go to bed

I already knew what was coming (the lines said) but phew. This is heavy. Think I'll actually leave the fight for tomorrow though

I did not leave the fight for tomorrow and I failed. Although I think I did better than before, I'm gonna crack this eventually (if not, I'll cry and you'll hear about it)

I may be stupid

Why did I not think of that dammit. If I wasn't so tired I'd go back to my computer now 😭

(x)

LETS FUCKING GO EAT SHIT YOU EVIL ASS VAMPIRE BITCH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE MY BOY ALONE FUCK YOU

(x)

rip me i died dead

(x)

That was intense oh my god

(x)

same Karlach, same. smoochies

(x)

and what if my stuck-at-the-age-of-13 brain picked option 3 (I won't, but what if)

(x)

how i feel after this playing session

Jokes and silly aside, this was actually so good. Oh my god I would never shut up about this if I had the words. This did something to me for real

(x)

Shorter playing session today but I hit 200 hours 🫣 I don't have a problem, no no, not at all 🫣

And still not done with my first run 😂

(x)

Yesterday I was like "okay, I'll leave this combat for tomorrow, it'll probably take me ages to get through" and then I was done in 5 minutes? Maybe I'm getting good at this game idk

(x)

Karlach 😭😭😭😭😭

I promise in my next run I'll fix you 😭😭😭

(x)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT DYING I WON'T LET YOU I JUST WON'T

(x)

I promise in my next run I'll fix you 😭😭😭Duuude this combat is getting way too easy for me 😗 I should choose a higher difficulty in my second run. I didn't expect I'd get a hang of it

(x)

babyyyy ♥

yeah yeah she's a badass warrior and all but she's also baby

(x)

gjkldfjlkdf what

👁️👄👁️

👁️🫦👁️

(x)

bedfellows? we can be too? interesting choice of words 🤨

(x)

I can't be watching this before lunch or ever actually 👁️👄👁️

This game is wild

(x)

I love it when I cast a spell and so many things go unexpectedly boom and my laptop lags more than usual

Like the lag is bad. But it's a sign that the boom was excellent

(x)

i don't want to finish this game i want it to go on forever 😭

i'm acting like i'm not gonna immediately start a new run when i'm done but still

(x)

I was doing the house of hope yesterday btw 🤭

(x)

Okay I feel a little less sad now because I'm thinking of things I'll do differently in the next run and I'm excited but what kind of character do I play with 🤔

I'm really leaning towards bg3-ifying Ross but I still dunno what class I want him to be. Race even. I'm not sure if I want him to be a human here 🤔 half elf I could see but my current tav is a half elf…hmm. Full elf mayhaps? Dunno. I think that could work for him maybe

I might pull out that long ass dnd test and answer it in character for him to help me figure it out lol, work's slow today anyway

Welp I have figured out already that Zeph is a lot like Ross but so much nicer and without the whole "I was a dirty cheater in my late teens and dated half my high school" thing 💀

(x)

[gardens-of-may]

ENTRY TWO - chap. 23 to chap. 50

spoilers ahead

AAAAAAAAAAA

that was me singing opera

you wish you heard it

also i can’t stop talking in a british accent because guess is on repeat 

good lord jennifer 

😐😐😐

this book is getting BORING

caves are amazing 😑

WHY IS THERE A CHILD

is the child okay????

eughhhhhhb

fuck you child 

ugh him

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THERES A CHILD

oop he’s fAcToTuM 

i’m sorry this book is getting more boring by the second 

*an hour later*

the boy’s a liar the boys a liar he doesn’t see ya he’s not think about blahhhh

idk

i’m also currently falling asleep rn so 😗

CHILD LABOR

I DESPISE CHILD LABOR

I HAVE CERTAIN TOPICS IM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT 

AND VHILD LABOR IS ONE OF THEM

*days later* (i wasn’t lying when i said this book is boring)

okay good consent!!!

oop he knows

i thought i was smart for knowing the french

i didn’t know bonne chance meant good luck 😑

it’s like avery is nonexistent and i HATE it

because in the main trilogy, his presence was very shown

but i keep forgetting that avery’s even here because of this shitty narration 

oh hi gray

oh my god grayson in shorts would actually scar me

oh my god

that’s evil

and she’s such a saint 

i forgot that we’re dealing with his dad

oops

technically avery didn’t kill him

so what’s so bad about putting the evidence of what he did against avery out?

i love xander i miss him sm

bonjour!

sisters 

hehehe 🤭 

that’s true tho

sav and gray are very similar 

gray also likes to deny his feelings tho

same bro 😜

nash is the best 

ily him sm 

suspicious 

oh no

was gray told abt the devils mercy thing?

i don’t really know what whom is 

LYRA

AHAHAGAHHAHS

ISVTHAT LYRA

IM GONNA SCREAM

STOP

MY ABAY

IVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER SINCE I HEARD OF HER AND THIS IS THE FURST TIME I MET HER

OMG

ASSHOLE 😍😍

IT IS LYRA

IM LIT DYING

NEW CRUSH

she’s so funny

that’s one way to deal with mental health 

get a lyra!

no not shorts 😭

ughhhh

i love gigi

lemonade? too sweet?

oh shit

i js realized i can only imagine gray with a british accent 

the aaron warner effect

grayson davenport hawthorne

i find it hilarious that it’s in autocorrect 

“I am so sorry that Avery girl took all of your money,” one of the others said seriously.

“And chose your brother,” another one added.

“And broke your heart!”

“But not your spirit.” The bravest of the girls reached out and laid a hand on his arm”

HAHAHAHA 

stop it’s like a fanclub

what has gotten into me?

😟😟😟

she isn’t a bitch 

her future is probably brighter than your fucking phone screens

oh yeah i forgot

gigi doesn’t know who he is

GIGI NO

GOOD LORD NO

no he is not your boyfriend or anything like that 

GIGI STOP

GIGI UGHHHH

THAT IMPLICATION ISBT 

SAVANNAH IS NIT A BITCH

gigi what cleavage?

gray’s reaction tho

NASH 😍😍

i’m in the rural rn

an ode to nash 

cupcake a palooza? 

ohhhh

WHAT

tallllll

as a 5’5 girl anything above 6’ is tall

seems ugly 

NOOOOO

FUCKING BITCH

UGHHHHHH

THAT BACKSTABBING BITCH

ARGHHHHH

USNT SHE RICH NOW?

a flashback? NOW???

TREE HOUSE YAY 

how tall was jamie at ten?

that’s so mean

yeah what about nash ?

he’s amazing 

okay gray might be perfect and xander can think outside the box but jamie is good at taking and measuring risks 

is that a skill? i don’t know 

js triggering pain and insecurities atp

wait they’re supposed to lose

ohhhh

okay so the point of the flashback is to show why he’s doing what he’s doing

wait what did he do?

ZELLA IS THE PROPRIETOR 

I BET

BET

mr. hawthorne js has a aura that is 

you know

i js read smth kinda sad and it lowk ruined the vibe 

ANYWAY

oh

i had hoped the proprietor was zella

ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON DOWN THERE

sorry 🙂

THE HELL JAMIE

i forgot avery and jameson weren’t married 

i don’t know why i thought they were

GODDAMN JAMIE

oh shut the fuck up

this feels so wrong

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 

brother?

ARGHHHHH

UGH

not this

where’s nash then?

AUGGHBBBBBB

EVE THAT FUCKING BITCH

what does that bitch want? 

a boyfriend? not even once she’s six feet under

WHY ARE YOU SYCH A CREEP???

“my existence?”

your existence pains everyone 

AHHHHH

i love gigi

oh shit

😳

anywayyyyyyy

LYRAAAAAAA

oh my god

hmmm

THATS SLATER???

BITCH IS UGLY AS FUCK

i love gigi 🥰

“prone to eyebrow arching, very fond of imperative sentences, blond and broody.”

how cute?

NO IT JUST GOT GOOD

WHAT TGE HELL JAMIE

WHAT HS WRING WITH YOU

i’m gonna kill you 

“oN tHe cOnTrArY-” shut the fuck up

ugh 

that’s terrifying 

i hate him

awwww i love avery tho

I HATE YOU 

WHAT

I THOUGHT THAT IT WENT 

nash > gray > jamie > xander

i think im used to leo

“privileged, prep school boy”

ughhhh

HE WON

i didn’t think he would

oh shitttttt

😣😣😣😣

i’m not describing this

good lord jameson

risk?

OM MY GSIF

oh yeah

his brothers are gonna kill him 😀

why would you purposefully do this to yourself?

that’s cute rohan, but i don’t think so

heheh 🤭 

bitch

what did you do in prague jameson? what?

no you did not 

MMMM-

oh nooooo

AGHGHBBBVBVVVVVVBHHH

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN PRAGUE???

gigi no

ajaksjjw he’s your brother you cannot date him 😭

that weirded me out even typing it

GIGI SYOP

HAHAHAHA

SAV AND GRAY NO

your imaginary girlfriend okay

(it’s me guys)

limes

our forever is limes

mhm

not like that

huh (i took a break if you couldn’t tell)

OH FRIENDLY WAY

UGHHHHH

FUCKING BASTARD

acacia is more of a mom to gray than fucking skye will ever be

good lord

UGHHH

NOW???

anw eight years ago everyone 🙂

this is so traumatic 

yay

[fa-by]

Hiiii babies and dear Anons 👋🏼🤗. I'm back with a new Q&A post. Those who follow me already know that I haven't been well for quite some time now, and therefore also know that this is the reason for my delays in posting 😭.

Oh and, I apologize again to those Anons of the songs' analysis 😅. They're not even in this post 😅. Please forgive me guys 🙏🏼. Analysis are long and it was a mess to even post this between work and my bad health 😭. I'll make sure to have them ready for the next Q&A though. Sorry again 🙏🏼.

Now let's move on directly to the answers. Enjoy 🙃.

Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. Thank you so much 🤗 and yeah, of course you can DM me. I never appear to be online, but you can write to me whenever you want. I'll answer you as soon as I can 😉.

You can find the answer in the last ask https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/717423115134779392/hi-to-you-too-dear-anon-and-thank-you-very. Have a great day too, Anon.

I'm slowly getting better, Anon. I hope you're doing well.

Sorry, but the answer hasn't changed. In case you didn't see it in that post: ---please, please, please guys, don’t ask me to tell you the sites because I won’t. I don’t want any problems.

In addition I can only tell you that many sites get shut down or changed (or both) over the years, especially with the too much word-of-mouth. So I'm sorry but you have to find them on your own. Like I said, I don't want any problems.

Hiiii to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄 and I hope you're having a beautiful day too.

As for your question, I'm sorry, my dear 🥺. I'm so so sorry, but I don't understand what you're asking me. I really tried 😅 and forgive me 🙏🏼 but I just didn't understand. Could you please formulate the question better or give me an example?

Again, I'm sorry, I really am 😭.

Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. My girlfriend and I aren't having much luck with health lately 😅, especially me 😅😅, but I hope you are (healthy) 🙃.

To answer your question, no. All In My Feelings screams Camila in every letter 🤣😜.

Hello to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. A little better, you?

And nope. I personally disagree with that theory I saw around a long time ago. That is Mila's point of view for me.

Hey to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. Thank you so much for your kind words and rest assured that I'll say hi from you to my gf live since she'll be staying here with me for 2 months 🥳.

About your question, I would very much love to help you and solve your doubts, believe me, but I'm sorry I don't know how 😅 because I don't have a specific context. Mila has been to Spain a looot of times, so if you could tell me specifically when and send me the pics of the phrases maybe, just maybe I might be able to help you 😄.

Good morning to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. This good morning I don't know why I swear but it's so new and refreshing, I love it 😍! Thank you, my dear Anon 🤩.

Anyway, the answer to your question is: on purpose of course 🤣.

Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. I'm sorry, my dear, but you must have me confused with someone else because I never said anything like that.

I hope you're having a beautiful day too 😄.

Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄 and thanks, I'm trying. Short summary on the Camren songs you say? Okay, I'll do as I did with Prelude.

All In My Feelings: 2014

Always Love: 2016

Trust Issues: 2017

The One: 2018

My dear, who said I can't do the analysis?

Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. I'm sorry I can't be as present as before, but shouldn't you be happy that, even if not always, I'm here? Focus on the positive 😉.

1) [If, Lauren's new PR is ONLY to cover up camren-] and the songs (old and future ones), and their private life, yes.

[-why would Lauren do it again (she has denied it thousands of times camren)?]

Why would Lauren do it again, what? Why have a PR or why deny Camren? Sorry but I got confused 😅.

In any case, you can find the answer here in the first ask https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/717423115134779392/hi-to-you-too-dear-anon-and-thank-you-very.

2) [How long approximately do you think this PR of Lauren will last?]

I hope they've made a basic contract for at least one year's duration with no possibility of extending it beyond that, but I don't know. It'll depend on whether things go as planned or not.

3) [And how do you imagine the PR to end?]

I honestly don't cause I don't care 🤭🤣. No seriously tho 🤣. I see two possible roads connected to those indirects. **For those who don't know, I saw that there are people who think they broke up because of what they assumed were indirects of a breakup on IG.**

Road n°1: that was all PR bullshit as usual. Sasha's on tour with Madonna again and the two of them (L&S) can't see each other, ergo, they can't be seen together to the public like before. Ergo x2, there are other ways to publicize. People need to learn to remember that PRs feed and thrive on speculation and gossip. So ergo x3, nothing has changed because it was one of the many ways to get people to talk about the PR. The PR is still on.

Road n°2: a merge of everything I said in road n°1 + what I said in point 2). Let me explain better.

If my hope that they've made a basic contract for at least one year's duration with no possibility of extending it beyond that can be the reality, then it means that they're running out of time. Why? Because as I explained in my Laucy 2.O post, Lauren and Sasha supposedly got together on the night of December 18, 2021 (unless we’ll have anniversary posts in the future) but officially, the relationship was announced on February 14, 2023, on Valentine's Day.  February 2024 is not that far away. If that's why, December is right around the corner if they want to go ahead with that 🤣. But anyway. This means that they could've used the indirects both for publicity and to generate speculation as I said in road n°1, and to initiate the future official break-up. They could very well use the distance as an excuse for the breakup.

But again, who knows in the end 🤷🏻‍♀️. This could be an idea 😏.

Hello to you too, dear @camilalauren0327 👋🏼😄, and thank you.

It can be both, although it's rarer. It's usually the inside people who've worked on it with her in a personal way who are the ones looking for potential buyers. By inside people I mean producers and writers by the way. I'd also remind you tho that this is only possible if Mila is super sure she doesn't want a song anymore. Because if she's attached to it or just wants to reuse it in the future for lyrics or whatever, then the sale isn't even a thought.

You’re welcome, my dear 🤗, anytime.

Hello again, my dear @camilalauren0327 👋🏼😄. My health is improving a little and I hope yours is waaaay better than mine 😊.

1) Chronologically speaking, no. Neither Lauren nor Camila have ever released songs in order. It's more evident with Mila because we have a lot more of her songs, but they both release songs about different situations that happened even in different years. If they were to release them in chronological order, the lies would be all too obvious even to the general public. Instead, in this way, it's easier to hide the truth and mix it with the narratives and their PRs. It's simply up to us to put the pieces together.

2) In the AMAs interview (Oct 9, 2018) with Chelsea Briggs for Billboard, Laur said she'd written 40 songs. Of those 40 songs, and taking away the ones she'd already released, 5 were chosen for Prelude. In December 2021 in the interview with Zach Sang, she said she still had about 50 songs done. In the interview with People (May 26, 2023) (https://people.com/lauren-jauregui-on-working-with-ex-ty-dolla-amid-new-relationship-exclusive-7504696) she said: “I haven't really written a lot since 2020” and explained that In Between “It’s in between the time of Prelude and the actual official debut album”. And in the one with Galore (Jun 20, 2023) (https://galoremag.com/lauren-jauregui-releases-her-newest-ep-in-between-and-talks-about-new-music-love-whats-next/) she said: “These songs have actually been sitting with me since 2018/2019”.

Now what do I want to tell you with this? That Prelude and In Between are the same thing. They're part of the same era. Imagine them together as one album and not as two separate projects, also because that was her initial intent. Even the album we'll get will most likely be part of Prelude and In Between as a whole.

3) It may be as it may not be, my dear 💁🏻‍♀️. We're still getting pieces of their story from both of them, and Laur has basically just started, so 🤷🏻‍♀️.

I hope I've helped you as you wanted 😉.

Hi again, my dear K 👋🏼😄.

[Hi faby sorry to hear u were ill again I hope ur feeling better now and are taking care of yourself. Glad u remembered me and I also send a virtual hug back ❤️]

🤗🤗🤗🤗

[So the reason I’m not adopting another cat is bc my cat that died Rocky I have her brother still as I adopted them together and he won’t accept another and honestly he’s a little shit 😂]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 By the way, if I'd known that you have the brother, I'd never have advised you to adopt a new one, especially since he's a little shit and I dare not imagine what he would do to the newcomer 🙈🤣. 

[but I will again I also would love to adopt a dog bur again can’t with him and where I live my landlord don’t allow dogs 🙄]

Let's hope that one day you will also because as a dog lover, I can tell you that having a cat and having a dog are two completely different things 🤣. You'll see hopefully someday 🤞🏼🥰.

[Ur thoughts “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh yeah? And who told them that? Lauren or Camila? Or both of them? Over text, call, or video call? 🤣.” Was exactly my thoughts when I read that theory 🤣🤣 they must of read too many fanfics 😂 then 🙄 this is why we get called delusional 😂]

Yeah, unfortunately 🙄.

[Ur right about fans leaving L she has always been like this just maybe when she was in 5H their team controlled what she posted/says in a way but I am curious as to why she hasn’t changed her image yet and thought she would now being independent she could show more of her true self and stop coming across as a hypocrite but again I never really thought until u mentioned it that’s she comfortable doing what she is and she knows sexualising herself sales. If I’m not mistaken I believe she even posted in her caption b4 how when she posts sexy pics etc it has triple the likes then her music etc does.]

Exactly 😎.

[I also found it hilarious how C’s fans act when she spent all that time in New York getting papped multiple times a day everyday with yoghurt then they split then C disappears from earth and they complain🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how they can be so stupid every single time it happens and don’t even get me started on his fans 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ saying C’s the attention seeker and she needs him to be successful 😂 like he wasn’t papped walking shirtless conveniently on a hiking trail completely empty but somehow a pap just so happens to be there🤣🤣🤣🤣 u can’t make this shit up]

Yeah sure, she's so much attention seeker that I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times she's been papped since they ‘broke up’ again 🤦🏻‍♀️. Contrary to mister please give me attention that three people's fingers wouldn't be enough 🤣. But anyway, you said it yourself: people are stupid 💁🏻‍♀️.

[Also have u heard the AI songs of Camren that shit is good-]

I've listened to them since day one and I keep progressively doing so as new versions come out 😍. And yep, you're absolutely right.

[-and makes me wish they would do a song together better yet a whole ass album can u imagine that?]

Wouldn't that be a dream for all of us 🤣?

[Do u think Camren have heard them? I’m also surprised they haven’t done anything about it.]

Heard or not, they can't do anything about it 🤷🏻‍♀️. Exactly like all the other singers this is happening to. It's still publicity if you think about it.

[I am excited for C’s new music and I hope they give her more freedom where she can really show of her writing and don’t know about u but I would love for her to do some rock/edgy songs. Her NBTS is still one of my favs]

Absofuckinglutely! NBTS as well as Shameless which is one of my favorites, although Shameless is more pop punk rock with a darker edge. I'd love it if she continued to do that and also to re-explore other genres. Like, for example, something trap like in OMG, or electropop like in Crown, or even afrobeat, something new that as a former dancer literally knocked me down, like she did in Ku Lo Sa. *Can you tell that I love everything she does? 😅*

And don't get me wrong, I love love LOVE that she’s primarily a pop singer. That's the main reason why I discovered 5H in the first place in the far back March 2016. I'm just saying that along with pop, I hope she continues to explore other genres and not focus solely on Latin songs like she did for the most part with Familia. Again, don't get me wrong. I love and adore her Latin songs as well and I also understand that she wanted to integrate her culture more into the last album, and I loved them all. I'm just saying that I'd like her to continue to integrate and explore genres in a more varied way (including the Latin ones) as she did before Familia. That's all 😄.

[Hope ur having a nice day/night and are feeling better 😘]

Thank you so much, you're always super kind 🤩. I hope you're doing very well and I hope you're having a nice day/night too 😘. Virtual hug 🤗.

[HIIII Faby!!! 💜💜💜 ​Me again :P I hope u feel much better and healthier since last time .]

HIIII to you too, my dear purple heart Anon 👋🏼😄. I actually do, thanks 🤗. I'm unfortunately still not 100% yet because it's a long healing process, but I'm better 😊.

[1THANK U SO MUCH for exposing Lauren and Sasha's fake relationship like I asked u to!!!! I'm sure you'll have made many people in doubt happy and u made me laugh a lot as always🤣 .]  

1) It's always a pleasure to help you guys when I can 🥰 and I'm happy to have made you laugh as you hoped, my dear 😉.

[2Wha do u think of the Camren AI images? Aren't they the most beautiful thing?]

2) I obviously loooove them 😍🤩😍🤩 and yeah, they're beautiful 😍🤩😍🤩.

[And of course Camila stays silent while Lauren blocks CS 🤣 .]

Well 🤣 that hasn't changed from the past, right? At least it's a great way to get people to talk about them and keep the fandom alive and they both know it 🤭.

[3Did u see Lauren's last zoom cause OMG 🤣 I thought of u! She was talking about divine energies and said "we all have masculine and feminine within us , we all have to balance these energies in order to be in a space of clarity within ourselves". I rememberd that an anon told u the opposite in an ask and I went to look for your answer because I remembered that u proved them wrong and u were right as always🤣 I mean guys Faby said this 2 years ago and Lauren confirmed it now 0.0 .]

3) I did see it, my dear 😁. I'm surprised you remembered that 🤣. You have an excellent memory!

For those who don't know, the purple heart Anon refers to the LimeWire Zoom that occured on Sep 28, 2023, while this is the ask I answered  https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/669510575975546880/hey-babies-and-dear-anons-welcome-to-a-new (third to last ask, the one before the two analyses).

[I don't know how u do it honestly Faby . It looks like u have a special and deep understanding of both Camrens as people and I'm always blown away by how u get it right. That's why I trust u completely :D .]

Thank you so much for trusting me completely, my 💜 Anon. It warms my heart 😍😍. And honestly? I think I have it (the special and deep understanding of both Camren as people). And I'm absolutely not saying this to brag or anything like that, I swear. I like to think that I have it because of my personal experiences, because of how I see life, and especially because I love them and have studied them and have always paid attention (even before Laur said so in that tweet).

[For this I wanna thank u .]

No, my dear, THANK YOU ❤️.

[Thnk u for always being available to answer our asks and for always being kind to us.]

I'll always be (unless someone is disrespectful).

[Thank u for always being objective no matter what even when it goes against Camren & their being together and what other CS say .]

I don't lie and I'm pretty realistic as you've perfectly noticed. If something didn't happen, I say so. If something is just a made-up fantasy, I have no problem debunking it. If delusional shit is said just to get attention, I have no trouble telling it like it is.

I don't care. I don't care about any of that. I don't care about the fanfiction imagination that lots of CS unfortunately have of them. I mean, do I want them to be end-game? Hell yeah! But I know there's a chance they might not be. Just as I know that they've both been and that there's a chance that they'll be with other people in the future as has already happened in the past when they broke up.

I just care about the truth, because they're people. They're two flesh-and-blood people with their own lives and their own feelings, and a lot of people still don't understand that. So thank you, my dear. I'm happy that there are people like you who also appreciate my objectivity ❤️.

[Thank u for always being truthful in what u think and always showing proofs of what u say.]

Always ❤️.

[Thank u thank u thank u so much in general I don't know what we'd do without u and your posts. At least me :P .]

And again, no, my dear, THANK YOU ❤️. Thank you for always being kind and polite to me. Thank you for your concern for my health. Thank you for all the ‘HIIII’s I know you write on purpose to distinguish yourself from those you know who don't even greet me before asking. Thank you for all the asks you've been sending me over the years. Thank you for believing in me because, honestly? It's thanks to you and those like you that I'm still here. So THANK YOU in general!❤️

[Have a beautiful day be safe I love u and say hi to your gf. 😘]

Have a beautiful day too 🙃. I'll say hi to my girlfriend when I'll let her read the post live 😄. I love you too, be safe too and take care of yourself 😘.

🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍🤸🏻‍♀‍

Aaand I'm done 👅. Thank you all for your asks and I hope I've been helpful this time too 🙃. As usual, I'm always available for those who have questions, so ask away 😄.

Remember to be nice. Always. Both with others and with yourselves. Be a good example. Be patient. Be safe and take care of yourselves. Don't let our ship sink. Keep shipping them, but please respectfully 🙏🏼. Sending you virtual love and hugs 🤗🤗🤗. I love you, babies. Always with love, F ❤️.

[soupbabe]

Hi!

Could I request Viviano Westwood and Thunder McQueen (either poly or separate I don’t mind!) with a chubby autistic male reader please?

I’ve been having a bad time at work with sensory overload and communication issues :,) I just need a big jojo mans to validate me lmao

(also I love your plus-sized reader content SO MUCH ❤️)

Poly!Thunder McQueen and Viviano Westwood with a Chubby! Autistic! Boyfriend

ANON ILY !! I've been wanting to write for McQueen for a while, thank you!! Especially w a fat reader 😭💕💕

- My first thought was them both prioritizing communication cards !!

- If you are or tend to go non verbal, these are absolute life savers for them

- Both men can get pretty anxious when you don't talk and having blunt, but effective cards to show them can ease Viviano's and then eventually McQueen's worries about your well-being

- You all are very attentive to each other's needs please don't ever be shy in telling them if you're not feeling okay

- Viviano the kind of guy to see that you're overstimulated in a public space and start yelling at everyone to shut up so his boyfriend can have some peace and quiet 😭 /hj

- He means well but he's very loud and does not think

- I do think that McQueen and you share stim toys

- I think he knows his luck and overprepares when going out, so in case you forget something he always has an extra pair of headphones or something to help you self soothe

- Wait wait head empty only thinking about a bf pile

- Ugh the pressure <33 like two big n stupid weighted blankets <33

- I just know they want to be as close to you as you allow them to be, they love feeling how soft you are omg

- McQueen loves your chest sm, "world Harsh and cold bf chest soft and warm kind" of thing

- Viviano is pretty much the same, but he's a bit embarrassed about it. He's never been too good at communicating his wants so he just likes to keep his arms around you, maybe give you a lil squeeze, and hope you don't say anything

- tbh I think all 3 of you have big staring problems

- While you and McQueen have trouble making direct eye contact, Viviano will pierce into your soul and mean nothing of it

- He'd be so hard to read because you think you accidentally made him mad, his face gives you no hints, but he just think you look good today and he can't help but stare

- McQueen too because he's just so emotional- he might need something to help communicate too because it's hard to decipher happy tears from ones of distress

- tbh I think this post is a long way of me saying that there's something neurodivergent about everyone in this group

- seriously there's not a single allistic man in here