#HELP??

[lmanburs]

what the fuck do you mean riverdale ended its 7-year reign by putting its four main characters in a polyamorous relationship. what do you mean. what.

[machveil]

Johnny stealing one of Simon’s balaclavas for Halloween - he’s sure Simon knows, but the Brit hasn’t come looking for him. Johnny has a good laugh, grabbing one of his black gym hoodies and a pair of jeans. it gets a good laugh out of you too, a little surprised when Johnny comes out of your room donning Ghost’s signature mask. he tries to walk a little slower than usual, poorly mimicking how Simon stalks around

Johnny who fakes a British accent, it doesn’t sound like Simon’s at all - Simon’s Mancunian accent, rough and deep, is probably turning in its grave at Johnny’s impression. you both giggle over it, cupping his masked cheeks and smiling up at him. he can’t help it, leaning down to kiss you through the balaclava, snorting when you laugh mid kiss. it’s silly, the way his eyes sparkle with mischief when you’re used to seeing Simon’s dark, cold gaze behind that mask

CW: something possessed me to write this, Johnny fucking you in Ghost’s mask, ambiguous relationship dynamic - up to your interpretation

“Think Simon could fuck you this good?”, panting against your neck as he ruts into you, Johnny can’t help but smirk behind the black fabric. he didn’t really know where the question came from, a possessive bite to his words as he snaps his hips forwards, “He wishes— he could be me.”. moaning when you squeeze around him, he can’t be bothered to tug the balaclava up, drool seeping into the fabric as you cry out beneath him, hiccuping as he pulls out

too much, his cock being bullied back into you with a harsh thrust, “Nah, m’better than ‘im, aren’t I?”, he huffs, tears glossing over his pretty blue eyes as he shifts to look down at you. “C’mon, say it, mo ghaol.”, pretty blue eyes, but as you look up at Johnny there’s something unmistakable looking back at you, the way Simon looks at you - a gut wrenching devotion that has your heart thrumming. “What’s wrong? Cannae answer me? Or do you jus’ want Simon to ruin you too?”

[ssamorganhotchner]

i don’t think my body ovulates on it’s own.. because why do i ovulate every time i see this beautiful man on my screen? 🤭💞

[silverskye13]

Someone help me out here please.

I watched BDubs' latest Hermitcraft episode, and he keeps talking about how everyone has gone to some evil fishing server?? What is the evil fishing server??

[totallynottinsel]

nah wtf LEGO knew what they were doing

[theghostofprocrastination]

EHLP MEEEE

YOUUUTUUBE

[beeperoo]

WHY DID DIONYSUS APPEAR IN MY DREAMS IN THE FORM OF DANNY DEVITO

[the-pen-pot]

Me: I am going to take a few weeks of writing.

Also me: If I write during my three weeks off writing, I will be so ahead on drafts and well prepared and organised when I go back to writing!!!

[viccytheimpaler]

DID HYMEN RESTORATION PROJECT GET BANNED????

[centracks]

Okay so given the Ghostbusters song and merch is canon

Does this mean

[robbiensonblueso]

More kustard because they are my lovelies<3

Also a colored version but I love the sketch more, it's more like my style.

[teamnick]

[transgenderization]

i just realised that im watching monogatari in alphabetical order not release order

LMAO????

[isyutajapan]

hey gang heres. miku draw 🩷

[whipstickagostopm]

my obsession got worse and i cant stop drawing him (help)