#SHES 13

[monkeeyuri]

do not. call vriska serket a bitch unironically

[apocynaceaeoleander]

back from my walk :) i met three cats today, and made friends with two dogs ive seen previously. there were two creamsicle colored cats and a very affectionate tabby. one of the orange ones kept nibbling my fingers but she was very sweet so i didnt mind much

i also got called a furry and barked at by a passing car. i did the sensible thing and barked in return, telling them to fuck off. nearly five seconds later a girl crossed the street to tell me her & her parents thought my ears and tail were cool and asked for my snap, so i guess it cancels out?

[crystalitecloudie]

I have a question for people who regularly use incense (might post this on reddit too, I don't quite know yet). What is incense SUPPOSED to smell like? Because the responses I get when googling it are very varied, so I might as well ask people who actually use it.

Let me explain.

So for Christmas this year, my younger sister got incense (and an incense holder), all of which was on Amazon. The first time she burned it, it really irritated my head. All of the times afterwards have irritated me less so, but every single time it had reeked of a cigarette-like smell. I've always heard of incense being like candles, and supposedly pleasant to smell, but this is the complete opposite for me.

I don't mind her burning it, but from what I have surmised on the internet so far, her incense may just be poorly made, especially since it was ordered online. However, I have some doubt that she is going to change where she orders incense, since she already does plenty of unhealthy things for her body (such as vaping and weed edibles). She probably doesn't mind the smell as much as I do. Any advice on this?

[aceyanaheim]

I need a single person in Debbies life to realize ( and care) shes hanging out with someone Lips age.

[nururu]

I'm so curious about the psychology that explains why my niece watches tiktok but scrolls past every single video without even watching 1 second of it but stops and watches every single ad.....

[constanze-1782]

Reencarnación de Janis Joplin – Courtney Hadwin – Got Talent

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[nyenyel]

Putting Mabel through that straight to bi to aromantic pipeline

[evil-little-rodent]

cutest sweetest old lady with the tiniest littlest snaggletooth

[pangur-and-grim]

I could balance a cup on that flat head

[osddakito]

it gets better

[snoffart]

ford² + other gravity falls doodles!

[t-4-twissy]

The Master regenerating into Missy and wearing skirts and doing makeup and using her "feminine wiles" (her words not mine lol) to do evil with her silly little Mary Poppins aesthetic vs the Doctor regenerating into 13 and just. Continuing to wear pants and eat dirt. I love them both so much

[comradesummers]

the problem with watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time when you're 13 is that it will fundamentally reshape your brain chemistry to the point where literally all fiction becomes buffy the vampire slayer in different fonts. "watch another show!" you might say, and believe me i have! i promise i've watched many other shows since i was 13. but the problem is that all those other shows as well as films, books, podcasts etc. are simply deviations of buffy the vampire slayer to me. it's the holy text, the primary source. everything else is just commentary.

[skyrigel]

Simon had him and you all convinced that it was just sex and nothing more.

“No attachment.” He always said, everytime — sometimes so hurried and forgotten that it's just mumbled against your mouth before he's shoving his tongue down your throat.

Sometimes with so much urgency that it's lost between your moans, no attachment, babe, no attachment. And you believed him because it was really just sex, wasn't it ? There were no pretty dates and no fancy dinner at ritz, maybe those poorly wrapped ones he pretended he had not ordered and takeouts he brought along...but oh please, no attachments!

But maybe sometimes about those walks in the city where he would not so subtly grasp your hand, and you would catch him stealing glances at you while a teenager fiddled with his guitar, rhyming she came, my world lit with narcotic, I am addict.

No attachment but Simon's standing outside your workspace when it's raining —“I thought you might need it.” holding up the umbrella but those two words were there again when you were knee deep in the passanger seat and he was eating you out... because it was casual, right ? No attachment.

And it really didn't burn and ached until you got sick, real sick — puking your guts out and coughing until your ribs gave up, surely he wasn't the best role model of no attachment when he was panting to death as he picked your unconscious frame from the floor, you still remember the faint whisper of his ‘please don't leave me, please, please don't —’ over and over.

And if he wanted for no attachment then he should be gone. Gone and not come back because it was just sex...

Simon shouldn't be mopping the floor, and stirring your soup and touching your forehead every five minutes.

No attachment then why he's loading your grocery and taking out trash and doing your laundry, why he's wiping your tears and telling you it's going to be alright.

Why he's not leaving like he always did because there were no attachment right, but he's right here, tucking you in bed and washing your hair and reading you book.

“Is it some eccentric joke ? Why this Zaid is always growling ?—also when you get alright... we're gonna try it out, lovie.”

You blushed, but it wasn't just what he was suggesting but that word, it felt good.

“S-say it again.” You whispered, shifting your head in pillow. Simon turned back a page he was reading from, your scrunchie on his wrist.

“Zaid growled—” You screwed your face,“—oh, we'll try it—”

“last word. Your last word.”

“Oh.” He said, “Lovie...you don't like it ?”

You shaked your head, sniffing very unsexy-ly

“Call me that...I love it.” Simon pushed up the book up his face, his neck was pulsing with his many veins and you knew the blush that would be blooming on his hard face. Cute.

“Again.” You tilted your head, to get a look at his flushed out face.

“Okay Lovie...sleep now.” He grumbled, flicking your bedside lamp off and bookmarking the book with one of your scrunchie he removed from his wrist.

“Huh...Good night baby.” You said, waiting to be corrected, waiting for those two words to come and upside down it all.

But they never came, like they never even existed, never had a meaning to them at all.

No attachment, lost forever in darkness.

“G'night lovie.” He said so sweetly, and when you closed your eyes this time, you only saw daylight.

Grim Reaper! Simon

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[pikechris]

yeah the doctor hasn't kissed a man since 2005 but they also haven't kissed anyone on screen since missy in 2014. ten actual years. do you understand the significance of this