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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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peaceandlove26 · 4 months

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infinite potentiality

#lore: before his banishment sombra cursed flurry heart so that at a certain age the use of her magic would start to strip away parts of #her soul corrupting her but also making her magic stronger #eventually becoming a vessel for sombra #mlp #my little pony #flurry heart #king sombra #btw flurry is probably 14-15 years old here #also dont worry she gets saved by her brother i think

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lady-disdain221b · 3 months

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I NEED THE NEXT SEASON YESTERDAY!😭

#ruby: will I ever see you again?#15: yes. i still don’t get why you make it snow or why your neighbor is the way she is #despite not getting all the answers i LOVED this episode!#doctor who #doctor who memes #fifteenth doctor #15th doctor #new who #ruby sunday #mrs flood #empire of death #doctor who spoilers #dw #doctor who meme #nuwho #dw spoilers #doctor who season 1

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bluerosefox · 9 months

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Uncle Damian Mode ACTIVATE

Twins Danny and Damian but! They both know where the other is (Damian going to Bruce and Danny being sent to the Fentons on a mission at a young age), has kept in touch and all that.

They just...never got around to telling anyone about the other.

That is until Danny comes interrupting Damian on patrol one night in a panic, pushes a bundle into his arms and hurriedly says "Read our texts! It'll explain! I gotta go, got a fruitloop on my tail! Be back when I can!"

And rushes off. When Damian looks down at the bundle in his arm, ignoring the yelling on comms and Nightwing rushing over, he is stunned to see a almost identical face to that of his brother staring back at him, only he can tell its female from the more delicate features.

When he later reads the texts his brother sent during his patrol... well he's tempted to go fruitloop hunting but he has a niece to take of... and inform his father of his granddaughter he's currently holding.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #danny and damian are twins #deaged danielle?#or did he find her right as she was cloned from him?#point is Vlad wants the baby and Danny is going “NO”#but he doesn't want to put her in harms way so he rushes her to the only person he knows is his biggest secret #Danny going to kick Vlad's butt though #for trying to clone him but making him a daughter instead #his core latched onto her instantly so shes his baby now #Damian tells one of others to be ready to record #hes about to bombshell Bruce with the knowledge hes a grandfather now #a young grandfather. remember Danielle showed up when Danny was about 14/15 sooo #yeah #None of the batfam is happy about the secret twin that was kept from even them #or the clone turned daughter thing #or the obsessive creepy dude after their secret sibling

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doctorhomo · 3 months

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one thing that’s always so funny to me is people hating doctor/rose shippers bc “he’s over 900 years old and she’s 19!!!!!” like baby im gonna hold your hand when i tell you this. they’re also not real

#also god bless it’s not like she’s 15 or something #like please learn to have fun and accept that nine/rose is one of the best ships on tv #doctor who #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #rose tyler #timepetals #ninerose #tenrose

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sprnklersplashes · 3 months

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never mind, no more criticisms of the epiosde, ncuti just said "those are my wife's heels, which I stole" (about river's shoes). 11/10 best series ever.

#when do we get a minisode about river coming back for her shoes and 15 pretending he doesn't know what she's talking about #doctor who #fifteenth doctor #ncuti gatwa #river song #dw spoilers

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archivebottles · 9 months

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Happy birthday to the most special girl in the universe!! Wanted to try something ambitious and ended up with the biggest comic I've done to date

#signalis #ariane yeong #elster #overestimating elsters ability to paint so ignore how it looks probably way better than she could have done ok?#myart #i have nothing cool to say here i am so tired. i baked a cake from scratch lol and that took so much out of me...#im old..#im like cycling(hah) thru three diff elster designs bear with me here #elster seems like the type of person to be really good at gifts..kinda feel like u gotta be when ur on the same ship for um like. 15 years

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obsob · 1 year

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love is stored in the parallel play

#mine #original #ouagh . hello !!#we had to say goodbye to one of my kitties last week....she was we think maybe 16 or 17!! old lady!!#i will do a drawing for her when it hurts a little less #we are going to pick up her ashes in like. 15 minutes #ah.....th cruelty of time...#thank u all my commission people u r being very patient!! i will send sm more pics tomorrow hopefully #this and two other drawings will be new prints also!! i will probably order those this week i think #i still plan on making stickers but its too big brain for me rn sfbsks

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stevebabey · 10 months

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personally love the interaction in the start of s4 where steve goes “ugh, you know i don’t do double vhs.” when robin suggests doctor zhivago. like ugh robin!!!! we’ve talked about this before!!! steve has a limited attention span and if robin puts on something too long, he will start shooting her with rubber bands

#or seeing how many paper clips he can stack into one tower #the answer is about 7 #also love the idea that if u put on a movey he loves #like a sports film or something #he’ll be in the aisle — supposed to be shelving — but just staring at the viewing screen like :O #he’s a guy who stands with his mouth open if he’s distracted trust me #and that’s when ROBIN tries to hit him with a rubber band - aiming for his mouth #the great incident of ‘86 is when she manages to get it in and steve chokes on a rubber band for 15 seconds #anyways how often do u think they fight over movie picks ?#stobin #platonic stobin #steve & robin #stobin headcanons #they’re my fave besties :D #ok nanite

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yesokayiknow · 4 months

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ruby walking into the console room one day holding a shirt that says 'i went through the Horrors in an alternate timeline and all i got was this lousy t shirt' like hey what the fuck does this mean and why was it in my wardrobe and fifteen's like don't worry about it 👍

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #ruby sunday #as soon as she leaves the room 15 turns to the console like girl??? and the tardis beeps back like 😔😬😑 and he's ah. haha. yikes.#donna and amy have one too of course. good times

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aithusarosekiller · 5 days

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Giving the black brothers the authentic sibling experience:

Sirius: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Regulus: having a drink...?

Sirius, taking the glass off him and guiding him to a seat: you've already had two, you're way too young to be drinking this much, your liver will up and leave your goddamn body

Regulus: you were doing this at fourteen, I am quite literally twenty

Sirius, convinced he's still thirteen: ......I don't think you are, Lulu

Regulus: firstly, that stupid name has been overused since we were ten, secondly, you're twenty-two, so do the maths.

Sirius: *calls narcissa* important question, how old is regs

Narcissa: twenty

Sirius: *staring at him in horror* ew

#cue me slowly sliding my sister some of my weak ass martini and watching to make sure she only has a tiny sip #'so your sister is 15 soon right?' no she's actually been 7 years old since 2017 so stfu #gonna start using the ridiculous nickname more #bc it's THE brother thing to do #regulus black #sirius black #marauders era #the black brothers #black brothers #the noble house of black

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spilledkaleidoscope · 1 year

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this was fun

#disco elysium #disco sapphics #redraws entire Kim Portrait when about 15% of the painting changes with the Fem-Version #thats dedication #Jeans portrait would have slightly different hair every time bc she keeps putting it in messy ponytails that fall apart #Kim Kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrier du bois #jean vicquemare #my art

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dyinggirldied · 8 months

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Valerie's strain of sanity was this, this close to SNAP it. She was at the end of her rope here and it showed. Well, it would show if she took off her mask, letting lose her limp hair and revealing her dark eyebags but she couldn't because she was fighting what-was-his-name, oh right, Skulker.

Skulker, who was demanding to know what had the ghost hunters done with Phantom.

After Phantom's sudden disappearance, it had felt like a blessing. One less ghost scum, the better right? Wrong. She would rather die than admit it but she had underestimated the amount of ghosts Phantom took care of on the daily basic.

The Fenton parents and GIW were no match to those of greater powers, such as Vortex and Undergrowth and she was certain by now they looked no different from her.

Wary. Exhausted. Defeated.

Amity Parkers or at least, the adult ones, hypocritic as they were, had gone from disparaging and objecting to pleading for Phantom's return. Even the ghosts were wondering where was their mysterious ghost boy.

Mayor Masters was also under dark clouds after receiving the citizen's complaints and having to deal with the damages that ranged up to millions of dollars.

At this point, everyone was begging for Phantom to come back from wherever he was.

"Guys!" a voice shouted and she turned, only to see Sidney Poindexter, floating besides them and waving a glowing paper, "It's from Phantom's!"

Just like that, seemingly every human and ghost came out of the bush to know what was the latest news. It didn't get better:

Dear ghosts and Amity Park I guess,

This is from Phantom. I regret, well, not really, to say that having been married into another ghost belongs to another city, I won't be returning to Amity Park anytime soon.

Thankfully never have to deal with you guys anymore,

YOLO,

Phantom

What the fuck.

Or: when a ghost (or half-ghost) marries to a ghost in another city, they basically forfeit their rights to their old home and any businesses going on in their old home is none of their businesses.

In another news, Danny Fenton had been going on romantic rendezvous with a Jason Todd in Gotham City.

#danny can be at any age but i like to imagine he is 15 or 16 #and just in love with this bad boy #and lady gotham is like ok new son #she gives him the lessons on ghosts culture and etiquettes #so now danny has an excuse to not only dates a handsome boy but can focus on his study #this is a no one knows au #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dead on main #jason todd x danny fenton

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edorazzi · 6 days

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Page 31 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix consciously experiences "friendship" for the first time and Ladybug takes a chance on Chat Noir! 🎧💿

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Weekly updates each Sunday! You can also read ahead early on Patreon, and/or buy me a Ko-fi if you'd like to support my work! 💖

#miraculous ladybug #mentor au #felix sphinx #bridgette cheng #A Matter of Trust #josie's art #the most 1999 gift possible :')#and a Croco Duo mention! since anarka and jagged would be JUST on the edge of splitting up #assuming he left either while she was pregnant or just after the twins were born #also assuming luka and juleka were NOT the result of a one night stand like 10 years after a breakup lmao #the ''present day'' in this comic is 2015 so it lines up pretty well; GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME #felix and bri are 15/16 here and 30 when adrien meets them :D

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skecherss · 2 months

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