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joculatrixster · 5 months ago

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why did no one tell me fan was a deadbeat. why was all the drama bout mother testtube when FAN DIDNT RAISE HIS DAMN KID HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS KID WAS TRANS AND TRANSITIONED DEADBEAT ASS CONTESTANT

#inanimate insanity #ii #osc #sickening loser raise ur child #'oh are u new?' DIE #testtube was always supportive even if she did that fucke dup shit too #SHE ONLY DID IT FOR THE DICK #HE WANTED A BABY THEN LEFT???????????????? BRO DEADBEAT ASS OBJECT

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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oceanwithouthermoon · 1 month ago

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saikis powers are a vital part of him so it makes sense that people who dont know about them cant truly understand his whole self, but its also very silly to me when people act like its the ONLY important part of him... people act like his friends that arent in the know are completely blind to who saiki is, but i feel like that kinda means you missed some major points... he cant keep his powers a secret forever and it DOES matter, but he can still be loved and KNOWN without knowing about them... hes still human, he still has a personality, he still has regular likes and dislikes, etcetc

his friends perspectives on him may have been wrong at first, but they CHANGED... they know him and love him, and theyll KEEP loving him the SAME once they know of his powers...

some people cough cough cough in this fandom like to reduce saiki to JUST his powers and its so obvious that you just. missed everything. you didnt absorb anything from the show, you just saw it and went "ha, everyone thinks hes just a guy when hes actually super cool and powerful" no no no, he IS cool and powerful but look a little closer and at his core he is still LITERALLY JUST A GUY 😭😭😭

hes such a guy.....

#idk this goes back to how i think its weird that people think how he treats toritsuka is 'his true personality coming out'#like ?? hes a dick to him because he deserves it. not because saiki is a dick.#'so sad how his other friends only know him as a boring introvert' hey idk how to tell you this but hes actually still that #he may be more fun and childish and silly than most of his friends know #but above all hes still an introvert who loves sitting in his house and doing nothing #his favorite hobbies besides that are video games and coffee jelly #i fear you may be the one who doesnt understand saiki if you think the two sides of him his different friends see cant coexist #hes still the same guy #even the people who are in the know see a limited side of saiki #i fear akechi is the only person who gets to see all of him #and even that has a limit. i guess i wouldnt say 'all' but both sides #'the mixer scene was just teruhashi showing she doesnt know anything abt him since she thinks he would just sit there' yk what. dont pmo.#that is quite literally just factually what he WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING #even around everyone who knows about his powers #what the fuck else would saiki be doing??? singing and doing standup ?????#no dude. hes fun and likes singing and is funny and likes showing off but not in that way and definitely not in that setting #if u genuinely believe saiki would be the life of the party at a mixer instead of just sitting there making the occasional sarcastic commen #then youve severely misjudged him😭#what version of saiki k did you even watch actually #'the awesome cool nonchalant life of saiki k'#sorry this is really just a rant above all else #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #meows post #meownalysis

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bookburners · 15 days ago

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I think Cassandra periodically goes to each of her siblings and tells them “I know what you did”, every time , with out fail, they hand her some sum of cash, goods, or favors.

Now, she absolutely does not know what they did and isn’t particularly bothered to find out. She could also simply ask for what she wanted but this was more fun and offered more surprises.

#batman #batfamily #cassandra cain #Duke is the only one in on the secret #Damian was to after he just looked Cass in the eye and said #do it #because she respected it #she also found out what he did and told Bruce because how dare he #Barbara found out and thinks it’s hilarious #damian wayne #duke thomas #Jason Todd #tim drake #dick grayson

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geeky-nightphilosopher · 21 days ago

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🦇Batfamily🦇

At the Watchtower for some reason (meeting most likely,)

All Kids (Minus Cass and Dick): *To Bruce* I brought you ibuprofen, cuz we are your headache.

Bruce: *Having a headache because of this meeting and not because of his kids for once* Did you just...?

Jason & Tim: *Knowing his question is about breaking into the Watchtower* Yes.

Justice League: *Not knowing Batman had kids* 😮

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moeblob · 4 months ago

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idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".

(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #genuinely shocked ocs has such a high percentage on the poll i did NOT expect that #bu this isn't even due to that it is just starting to get stormy and im just.... gonna have to shut down soon #and was craving chris today #so he gets an emote and also another doodle with right #bc i dont draw them together enough and that right there was the closest he had to a friend in his mind before brent #like chris was SO proud to be the one right would vent to bc that meant he was trusted AND not the reason right is angry #then hes like oops gotta swing by work on my off day and this is a problem because dottr #so he brings his SWEET LIL GIRL into work who immediately decides right is the nicest person ever and she loves him #and chris is like please anyone but him #but alas he loves his daughter and he adores his work children (p much everyone else) so he allows angel #also fwiw karen is not actually as much of a physical menace as it might seem #like sure she craves the murder as a warlock in a fictional setting but she honestly is v gentle #she might push and shove at paul some times but thats bc thats basically family and then #she just cuddles up next to him when sleepy at a bar bc they always sit next to each other #and it shocks no one to see her falling asleep on him and she is just a usually patient person !#but come on right is a menace verbally and she can only put up with so much until he stops being such a dick

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shit-talker · 10 months ago

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Give me a movie/tv show of Tim's attempts at becoming robin after jasons death, but every time a new character is introduced, Tim narrates a full on stalker description of their lives built in with pictures and a full conspiracy board.

#tim drake #batfam #batman and robin #“this is dick grayson. the first Robin. his relationship with batman is...complicated”#cue several pictures of him and bruce arguing on a rooftop #“This is Barbara Gordon. I'm like 73% sure she's batgirl. She's the only redhead I know so.”#cue a picture of babs and then batgirl with red string that connects to “ginger??”#tim : batman needs a robin!#dick : how did he know i was robin? wait - I DID NOT PUT MY IDENTITY IN

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year ago

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girl I'm obssessed with you making Duke a son of Athena in your PJO AU. I know you said in the tags that you were keeping the rest of the Batfam's godly parents secret but are there any other parents you're okay with revealing?

oh lol, I was just being funny and cagey for no reason. I don't actually mind saying who the Batfam's godly parents are in this AU:

Bruce: Athena

Dick: Hermes

Barbara: Hephaestus (...probably. I'm still on the fence)

Jason: Nemesis

Tim: Apollo

Steph: Ares

Helena: Poseidon or Hades (I still haven't decided yet, but I'm leaning towards Poseidon)

Cassandra: Nike

Damian: double legacy of Athena (Bruce) and Aphrodite (Talia)

Duke: Athena

There's layers upon layers of reasons I've sorted everyone where I have, all of which are based solidly in canon and most of which will be explored in the fic. Some of them were extremely easy to sort. A few of them required several hours of thought. But everyone is now sorted where I genuinely think they'd be if they existed in the PJO verse and were demigods.

#I did genuinely think about making Dick an Apollo child btw. if only for a reason to insert Dick canonically playing guitar into a fic #but I kept thinking about it and kept thinking about it and went 'no he's a Hermes kid actually'#(also Selina does not get her own section but she's a legacy of Hermes)#pjo #percy jackson #batman #batfam #my writing #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #helena bertinelli #asks #batfam pjo au

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tisajest · 2 months ago

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Will I use this as an excuse to give Dick a Mexican grandmother?

…mayhaps

#dick grayson #nightwing #dc #and by mayhaps i mean her name is maria perfecta ximenez de la cruz #she was born in veracruz and her family has been in mexico for a long ass time #she’s calé but also has some indigenous mexican and black ancestry #she met dick’s grandfather when haly’s was in Mexico City #they fell in love and married so she joined the circus (idk what she did yet but i’ll think about it)#they had some fertility issues and had john a bit later in life (he was their only child too)#dick only met her once when haly’s did another show in mexico city (by once i mean for the entire stay there btw)#she died when he was like 6/7

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mae-dwrites · 11 months ago

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“You remind me of someone.” her voice was contemplative.

“I do?” she could hear him quirk his eyebrow.

“Yeah.” her voice was unusually quiet.

“Is that good or bad?” he gave a nervous laugh and leaned back watching her.

Dani sighed looking down at the city below them. She didn't quite know. She’d found him but he didn't recognize her.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc au #dani phantom #danny phantom #dani has been trying to find danny for years and finally has but he doesn't seem to recognize her #danny was reincarnated but he doesn't remember anything about his past life/half-life #he was reincarnated into jason or dick (leaning more to jason)#she looks at him and “it's you” to “is it you?”#i left it open-ended on purpose #pick a boy!! (lol)#how did danny end up reincarnated? that's an excellent question #(I don't have an answer. that one dog meme “no fleshing out. only concept”)#maybe an emergency panic button that lets him just be reborn so his core could heal peacefully and stress free #I think that would be fun #but point is danny reincarnated as batboy. dani has been searching and he doesn't remember ✨anything!✨

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call-me-pup2 · 3 months ago

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On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!

#Soo technically I didn't wake up till 9pm yesterday so the lack of sleep isn't a huge issue buttt I may have drank a bottle of wine #😶#technically with me sleep being flipped it isn't bad right?#tispy pup on an adventure!#imma be so sociable in the shops which is so off for me 😅😂#my dad would be proud #(my dad's an alcoholic)#is a joke #you can laugh #dark humour ahahaha #sort of grump i hid back in myself when i wasnt single #now i feel like i can post silly stuff again #what the heck brain #he did indicate he was a lil controlling (a reason i yeeted out of there) but he didnt outright say i couldn't post stuff #pup brain in a scramble egg #may haps have a lil drinky drinky with me in a bottle #im a big kid #im safe #a lil reckless behaviour is fine right?#i say out of all the things i could be doing to cope this is pretty tame right #ooo pups really going off showing that mental health side huh?#ahahah #im so normal and definitely not the problem #also yes he was the abysmal dicking but no that isnt way i yeeted myself out of there #well the lack of noticing i wasnt enjoying it/begging me to give consent again sort of was but shhhhhh #if you read all this i understand if you decide to unfollow 😂#also why do i feel more me in genral again #like i love being called they/them but he only ever called me she even after i talked about why i like they #sort of shitty he did but why did i just accept it and forget how comfy they them makes me #she is fine too but i pup not just a she

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ashoss · 4 months ago

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once again thinking about my batkids hades au......... i need to finish them

#might need to redraw the dick and cass ones (they were only in the sketch/line phase) because i cant draw on my computer anymore :P #i did finish steph tho.......... she got finished right after i posted tim and jason.......#im gatekeeping her for now tho until i finish some other designs #i am however thinking about a bruce (hades equivalent) and talia (persephone equivalent) and damian (zag equivalent) family portrait...#thinking about talia in general i think she would be fun to draw iin this style #okay i need to finish what im working on rn and hopefully i can get started on the hades au again :D #ash's ramblings

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nonconstories · 7 months ago

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Someone pissed me off a couple of days ago

So! Below are several links to programs and foundations that promote adult literacy! Hundreds of millions of adults world wide were failed by their education system and now must fend for themselves while trying to read contracts and hospital bills and infographics from the CDC. But they don't have to be alone, and it is never too late to learn!

ProLiteracy: A network of educators, researchers, and advocates which provides research reports, learning materials, and other support to adult education programs. They assist with connecting volunteers to local programs and provide guidance and support to community leaders trying to use their programs' findings to advocate for social and political change.

Adult Literacy League: An adult education program in Central Florida, which aims to provide students with one on one attention to foster growth and confidence. It also offers English Second Language courses and job skills training, and each new student receives a comprehensive assessment to determine the best plan for them.

Saint Vincent and Sarah Fisher Center's Foundational Skills Program: A 100% free adult education program aimed at adults reading below a fifth grade level. It operates year round and is either in person or remote, and they now have a GED testing center that is open to students and the public alike.

Washtenaw Literacy: A free network of trained tutors for adults in Washtenaw County, Michigan.

Adult Learning Program (Las Vegas/Clark County): Free education classes to those lacking a high school diploma, those seeking to learn ESL, and adults who read below an eighth grade level. Also assists in students' search for gainful employment. Nevada got so fucked by COVID and the education/literacy numbers in the South West are grim. Please help these guys.

Hawaii Literacy: In addition to helping adult residents of Hawaii Island learn to read and write AND bridging the education gap in Hawaii's underserved children, they offer computer literacy classes, ESL classes, and a bookmobile. 1 in 6 Hawaiian adults struggle to read and write.

#Not Stories #mutual aid #adult literacy #'uuhhhggg its soooo disappointing when i meet a girl who's like 'yeah omg i luv 2 read'#'and then she only reads booktok trash and grocery store thrillers and manga'#'like come on thats such a turn off :/'#'like aren't you bored??? what about reading The Foundation and War & Peace and Grapes of Wrath where's THAT girl haha'#nobody gives a shit what sort of high school reading list gets your dick stiff! NOBODY!#I'm too busy dealing with the fact that most public education systems hate students of color and anyone with a learning disability #from the very bottom of my very dyslexic heart go fuck yourself #'this chick only read 8 books in twelve months lmfao thats so pathetic'#'i read eight books a MONTH some people really give up after high school'#do you think my great grandfather or his father got to fucking finish high school????#or were they busy getting fucking shot at in germany in two different fucking wars????#thank every god you wanna name that my lunatic mother stopped abusing me long enough to put me through FIVE YEARS OF TUTORING #to get ME literate because that's what it fucking took #I watched more than one kid from my underserved semi rural district drop out at 17 or 16 or 15 #because their parents needed a third paycheck or they were gonna lose the goddamn house #10% of my majority black school district graduated FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE and not an ounce of it was those kids' fault #our racist ass school district failed them and the district did NOT protect my white ass when I was diagnosed dyslexic #the adult literacy crisis is not about you getting a girlfriend who can discuss Ayn Rand with you #the adult literacy crisis is about us being exploited and neglected and made easier to control and manipulate #reading is FUCKING HARD and learning to read after the age of six is SO MUCH HARDER #so from the VERY very bottom of my VERY very dyslexic heart #FUCK. YOU.

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consang · 5 months ago

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domme that helps you take toys all the way in your ass but she gets too worked up watching your hole take them so easily and fucks you herself

#she barks #mtf nsft #mtf top #mtf domme #topposting #sorry. very normal tonight i swear.#been watching guys riding toys and just fuuuuuuuuck i need to not only watch that up close but also feel it for myself #i don't even like my dick but maybe i can use it just this once #would you believe i started the session wanting to get fucked. like how did my top braincell turn on #fistposting

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warrior-of-storms · 1 month ago

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they're menaces, they know that they're menaces, and they take pride in being menaces together.

Gwen can and will crash on Terry & Dana's couch when she's in the area, and her greatest joy in life is annoying old Bruce because she's not a Bat and he can't do anything about her. Gwen is like the sister Terry never had. They share like half a braincell whenever they're in the same place at the same time. Bruce is so done with them all of the time.

Somehow, Gwen's life is miserable enough that she considers visiting Terry in Gotham to be a vacation.

#tangled threads #warrior's thoughts #warrior draws #gwen stacy #terry mcginnis #they got their powers in the same calendar year #terry's a little over a year older than gwen #they were mask-only friends for ages until gwen happened to be in gotham as a civilian and her spider sense went off #not in the danger way but in the recognizing a friend way the spiders sometimes do #and she was like “oh! hey! that's weird”#so she did an identity reveal the next time they were out together in masks #anyway me when I can make a spider & bat pair: ��#i mean in threadverse canon we have dick grayson & peter parker: besties in masks but hate each other in civvies #then there's carrie kelley & miles morales: alternate universe besties just trying to make sense of the new universe #and my most bigbrained genius take terry mcginnis & gwen stacy: partners in crime(fighting)#also we could talk about the parallel of gwen & terry both having done prison time #but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

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moeblob · 7 months ago

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Erin, to her crush: You're a dick

Mason, the crush: I won't argue! But to clarify -

#my characters #its so sad that all of erins character development and kindness is on paper and nothing digital to show her growth #she picks on mason for many reasons and she kinda narrows her eyes at him but its more to squint than to glare #because she watches him from a distance when hes off laughing with others #though they are united on peter being worse than mason at least they can agree no matter what peter is worse #but also masons right arm is metal and she thinks its fascinating bc theres so many high tech prosthetics #why is he using the equivalent of a trash can ? is it some weird flex to not needing advanced stuff?#and its just he was from a poor family and was born with one full arm and then a stump #and he lived a lot of his youth with just one arm so once he got a second arm (installed basically) he went cheap #since he only wanted the other arm to get better jobs cause not many people would hire him with one arm #and he never really cared much about her comments because her lil verbal pokes of #so rogers whod you piss off? the mafia? is actually nicer than stuff he heard as a kid without the fake arm #so he tells her the only reason he has a metal limb is because god knew hed be two strong if born with two arms #and shes like uh huh sure thing rogers #and yeeeeah eventually something happens where mason is injured and erin is panicking #and hes acting like its okay to die because hes a dick remember TRYING to make light of it and she gets so sad #and after hes recovering and better he feels guilty making her so sad and hes talking to her #and she says that she doesnt have a lot of friends and she didnt want to lose one of the few people she liked #and hes just oh.......................... ididntthinkthatwouldbeme #so he starts to be super friendly to her and enforcing the crush that she doesnt wanna own up to #and then she does eventually confess and mason is baffled as to since when and shes like day one? and he just #erin you have got to be kidding me you were glaring at me for months #and shes just i have bad eye sight and im shy what did you expect #he isnt super smart or super stupid hes just exceedingly average

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