#SHE KNOWS IT'S BULLSHIT

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[ichiwashername-o]

Elphaba: WHO WROTE THE GRIMMERIE

*cocks shotgun*

I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Fiyero's not salty at Elphaba per se, but damn, sometimes when you read something that quirks your eyebrow, you gotta take a step back and reconsider.

Elphaba didn't exactly have time to do that so can we really blame her?

We can, however, blame the absolute masochist that wrote the Grimmerie.

No but for real, whoever created that spellbook was an absolute troll. Just sheer genie level of manipulation and word-twisting and "you better cross your T's and dot your I's because I can and will exploit every vague unclear word you speak to be as horrific as possible."

[backpackingspace]

My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.

[mythtakens]

1.05 → 4.14

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

illustrated guide to simons. i Think

[autumnrory]

She's often accused of playing the victim, that's a big line in like the Kanye stuff, and so on, like she's self-victimizing. But to me, what's actually kind of interesting, and it's almost an artistic flaw of hers, is that she is unable to be the victim. Like, in Dear John, which is one of her best songs, she has that, you burned all the other girls you date out, but not me, I got your matches before you could burn me. And so like, she actually doesn't play the victim, she's just kind of honest. Like, if somebody releases a music video of you with like, a giant nude wax Taylor doll, she'll be like, that's kind of revenge porn and I don't like it. That's just hitting back, right? So like, what actually irritates people about her is her refusal to be the victim of a situation, but like, they call it playing the victim.

B.D. McClay, Know Your Enemy: Taylor Swift Derangement Syndrome

[ovegakart]

Hylia is a Lake

[plistommy]

Robin: Okay, bottoms up!

Steve: *stands up*

Eddie: *smirks*

Nancy: I’m never hanging out with you guys again

[karaspal]

i lied. put your clothes back on. we’re going to talk about how if dc didn’t kill off kara back in the 80s and made it a point to keep her dead for 18 years because of their misogyny, she would’ve been one of dc’s most prominent characters (like dick grayson is right now) with a 100+ issues run during the 90’s, a great supporting cast and a variety of villains. instead, for the last 20 years, she’s been deaged to a teen three times, each time more detrimental than the last. she’s in the best position she’s been ever since she came back because now she’s an adult again, yet dc keeps giving her stories to be written by people who don’t understand her.

[ananinidraws]

This is how Super Paper Mario went, right?

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Taylor and her team really don't get enough credit for how innovative they are and how shrewdly they have their finger on the pulse in terms of industry practices and consumer demand, and things like releasing the tour movie and accompanying book independently are just one part of that. Years from now people are going to study their operations and have the data to back up that they really are industry disruptors and how unique Eras was from a business standpoint.

[dragonanon]

Also I think a lot of Satan's verdicts 100% depend on his S/O, at least with some, if not most cases

Like, sure, technically people get a vote

But the people know better than to vote against S/O. He's corrupt like that <3

Satan: What do you think, Wackus Bonkus?

S/O: Kill them.

Satan: Oooh, naughty Wackus Bonkus

Does not matter that the majority voted for no punishment, S/O wants blood, they get blood

Satan might be corrupt but hell has never been freer of corrupt politicians

YES

*court is evenly split on a verdict*

Satan: “Hmmm….What do you think, my Treasure?”

Me: *sitting up in my special little balcony, playing Ace Attorney on my Nintendo switch and sipping a boozey milkshake* 👎👎👎

Satan: DEATH IT IS!!

[graveyarrdshift]

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

not nearly enough posting about how insane giving amanda that puzzle piece charm on her saw x costume was. I mean sure, to us it's a cute easter egg, but within the context of the canon the implications are Haunting. what do you MEAN the first person to ever survive jigsaw freely chooses to wear the symbol he carves into the corpses of people who didn't. it's this tiny, secret acknowledgement that a bit of her died in that trap n now she's dragging this metaphorical tombstone everywhere with her on a literal chain. what the fuck

[cuepickle]

Stranger Things x Breakfast Club AU (part ?)

[chiyana]

Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting

Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?

Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-

Bruce: -turns back around-

Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here

Tim: I just like power point presentations