#SHAMBLES.

[mercicide]

Let's take it further baby let's get Pavlov involved!!

Do you think he makes it a point to always pick movies that have a sex scene in them somewhere, any range of explicit as long as you blush at it, times his movements just right so he's nestled to your side at least by the time they start making out.

Do you think he makes it a point to always pick movies where the guy in the sex scene is suspiciously blond, or the love interest looks suspiciously a bit like you, just slight enough to have plausible deniability but there enough to raise the concept in your head.

Do you think he makes it a point to always comment on how "I could treat them better" and "sigh... it's been a while" and "c'mon, you can get a little closer, I want you to be comfortable. Yeah, just like that, sweet thing, there you go."

Words like baby and mm-hm and aww, you shy? that he plants to take root in your thoughts, to wrap around your dreams like his arm does around your shoulders and leave seeds to sink into your stomach with heady heat.

People always think of the Winged Hero as some flashy poster boy, but they always forget his stealth, and he sneaks his way in until every time you think of sex, it's tinged in crimson and gold.

He'll cast himself the lead actor in all your fantasies before you even realize he's red-penned the script.

- magpie anon ✦

Puts my head in my hands.

[huntershowl-moving]

PLOTTING SILLIES AND SHENANIGANS…. featuring @chaoslulled sato who is, apparently, the fucking Antidote to seph’s interpersonal trauma

[astral-cataclysm]

I tried to reblog the OC poll thing with doodles of my two. Did. That get eaten by Tumblr??? EVEN TUMBLR IS AGAINST ME?!!??

[kvothes]

so true

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle” ↳ "You're never gonna give up on me, are you?"

[momonica05]

[zillychu]

no one was allowed to get custom t shirts after that

[astraios-art]

Decided to render an old doodle request of tiny Miles and his dad :')

[verified-villain-fxcker]

This might be the last time we see Tom Hardy Venom on screen so I just wanna say, from the bottom of my monster fucker heart, it has been an absolute pleasure to go through this series with you all these last 6 years.

[raps-hellion]

demigods who know how much an average loaf of bread from the store costs:

leo — he was between foster homes a lot and often ended up homeless. he knows the cost because he's spent many times counting out the spare change in his pockets and praying he has enough.

percy — he and sally went/still go on grocery trips, and he rants to annabeth if the price goes up. want to know how the economy's doing? ask percy about bread prices.

demigods who do not know how much an average loaf of bread from the store costs:

annabeth — maybe back when she was with luke and thalia, but she's been in camp half-blood for most of her life. bread just appears on a plate in front of her, who is she to question it.

frank — he's a nepo baby.

hazel — she's been dead for 70 years. seeing what the price has been inflated to now may kill her.

jason — he was raised by wolves. lupa does not have time to worry about the inflation rate of bread.

nico — he was cut off from modern society for 70 years.

piper — she's also a nepo baby. and she spent a lot of time shoplifting, so the illusion of cost doesn't apply to her.

[hoshizoralone]

useless lesbian and her beloved children

[f-ai-n]

Been feeling frustrated recently

Feel free to read more about it: https://x.com/trendasia_org/status/1826241657169436841?s=46

[shambletime]

〚 Commission 〛Help her with her paperwork? 🦌

Part of a sketch page I recently completed!

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: SEASON 2 ACT 3 (2024)

[undead-knick-knack]