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[joelsdagger]

it’s slut that old man out hours

OOOOOO BOY. 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[mm-lurking]

Thinking of Blade. Thinking of Blade walking up to you from behind when you’re occupied. Thinking of how you absentmindedly take a step back only to feel his muscular chest pressed against your back. Thinking of how he’s shirtless and you can feel his bare skin against your clothed one. Thinking of how you can feel his body heat transfer to you despite the layers of fabric between you two. Thinking of the short, deep chuckle he lets out when you momentarily freeze when your realise it’s him. Thinking of how his breath fans over your neck when he leans towards your ear knowing it’s going to short-circuit you. Thinking of how he purposely messes with your heart by slowly placing his bandaged hand over your tiny one, intertwining his long slender fingers with your short stubby digits. Thinking of how he slowly speaks to you, his deep rumbling tone sending electric shocks down your body like a thunderstorm. Thinking of Blade and how his way of showing affection is subtle but dangerous to your heart.

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[fyeaheddiemunson]

Not to be too dramatic but this has been me reading the teasers for Hoard and still having to wait 2.5 more months to see it

[samithemunchkin]

[beauisoffline]

guys im going insane I NEED more Finlay content or else I might actually implode

i love her sm ifhdhrhfujdbebajabdbrbfbd

[da-pretty-bunbun-pupper]

Puppy gets rlly bad period cramps so I have this fantasy where I’m on my period and my partner “just wants to help me feel better” and “heard that penetrative sex helps, and I jus wanna soothe my baby” and acts like they have my best interest in mind

cooing at me and cuddling w me, petting me and talking abt how they’re “so sure those clothes aren’t helping, we both know how much of a problem clothes r for u” and stripping my clothes off besides my thigh highs and my puppy gear

getting me high out of my mind bc “it’ll help sweetheart” and they “know what’s best for me”

heating up my warmie stuffie, giving it to me as they position my limbs into doggy style on the bed. making sure all my stuffies n pillows by my face, and holding the warming stuffie on my tummy while also holding my hips and sliding into me (w a towel under us ofc)

going slow and gently at first, praising me and talking abt how they’re “so happy to help their baby boy”

but after the first and second and third time I cum they keep going harder, until I’m a drooling babbling mess, too stupid to realize that theyre clearly chasing their own highs over and over and over and pounding my puppy parts until I can’t take it anymore, holding a toy to my sensitive t-dick til I sob

and then after way too long, they clean me up, giving me nice comfy boxers w a pad already in them, and cuddle w me, kissing me and cooing at me until I fall asleep

Wuff :,)

[86espresso]

thinking thoughts rn

Thinking of you and Jack all cozied up on his teammates loveseat at a gathering. Both of you would be sitting at an angle where no one could see Jack slowly inch a cold glass up your bare thigh.

“Jack.” You’d hiss in warning; shivering slightly at the chill against your leg all while unable to deny the heat radiating through your lace underwear from the lingering touches and soft kisses he’s been pressing on your neck all night.

“Don’t get too loud, baby,” he’d murmur in your ear before pressing the cool glass against your heated core. A gasp would leave your lips causing you to bury your face in the nape of his neck. He would start rubbing the glass against your clothed clit in the most delicious way possible before pulling your panties to the side and coyly pressing it against your bare cunt.

Your nails would bite at Jack’s shoulders as you’d let out a soft whimper and look at him with unfocused eyes, your actions going straight to his dick. He’d pull his lip between his teeth, his eye contact with you steady and unwavering.

Unbeknownst to everything, his teammate would call out asking how the drink is; to which Jack would tear away his eyes from you and swiftly remove the drink, bringing it up to his lips and sipping, no doubt tasting the load of arousal you left on it.

“Tastes really good, amazing, thank you,” he’d say with a cheeky smile on his face. You’d punch him right then, if it weren’t for his free hand working its way up your thigh and teasing your folds, sending a jolt throughout your body. You would feel hot all over and he would sip on that fuckass drink while finger-fucking you to your orgasm.

“Oh, angel, tastin' you and that drink at the same time had me feeling something.” He’d click his tongue as you’d catch your breath. “Don’t think we’re done here, keep your panties off til we get home.”

Hell, this was going to be a long night.

bye ill walk myself off a building

[janebby777]

all this arcane stuff happening when you’re ovulating is not for the weak yall it got me like

[casimirt]

The Good Omens fandom willing Season 3 into existence each night.

[aust-een]

The fact we’ve all seen about 5 seconds of Austin as Hank and are all in such a state, we’re all doomed when this movie drops.

[on-starrii-nights]

re-reading every single riordanverse book just to write a fanfic why do i hate myself like this

[moths-are-better]

legacy

I had a mental breakdown making this so it that’s why it looks bad

[katamite-cinaedus]

My most sane Jerma concept.

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Ok if i'm gonna write an actual fanfic i need to take the timeline seriously. Especially with the three Plantar siblings' ages.

So in canon Anne is 13, Sprig is 10 and Polly is 5. If I want Anne to arrive to Amphibia at 3, Sprig must be a newborn and Polly wouldn't have been born yet. Which means the Plantar parents must still be alive for some 2 more years, and die when Anne is 5, Sprig is 2 and Polly is a newborn AT LEAST.

But I don't want that. I want Hop Pop to find Anne the exact same day the herons killed his child. Make it poetic. That would make Sprig a newborn and Polly an... egg?? Thinking about eggs could help delay some things but I doubt frogs in Amphibia have gestation periods longer than 1 year, so even if they laid Polly's egg like one day before dying, you still need to keep the Plantar parents around for one year. That, or delay Anne's arrival by one year and have her land in Amphibia at age 4, but I also want to push it back as much as possible, to bring her to Amphibia as young as possible. Is 4 really the youngest I can go? The other option is to mess with the ages a little and make Polly a bit older. Or just not think about it this much. I can just say Anne spawned there at age 3 when Sprig was a newborn and Polly an egg. Let's say Polly hatches one year later at the latest. Now Sprig is 1, Anne is 4 and Polly is a newborn. Nope, no no no, Polly needs to be younger. Okay so if I want her to be a recently laid egg when her parents die, Sprig needs to be around 4 at least. And Anne needs to be at least 7.

I hate this. Ugh. But I don't want Anne to meet the Plantar parents! The whole point is that she never had actual parent figures! That Sprig and Polly's bond with their dead parents is something she can't share! Something that sets her apart! Something that will lead her to seek out her birth parents 20 years later when she finds out Hop Pop lied to her and hid the Calamity Box, coincidently at the same time that her marriage with Marcy and Sasha is falling apart! Or should I just kill my darlings and accept Anne will be adopted by the Plantar parents? I don't wannaaaaa 😭 I want them to remain a mystery! I want them to haunt the narrative without ever being present! Having Anne meet them ruins the poetic aspect!

The other option is reducing Anne and Sprig's age gap maybe?? Sprig is 4 when his parents die and Anne could be 5??? Noooo, the big sister - little brother dynamic is ruined if they're so close in age!

If anyone has suggestions pls send them i'm STUCK

[starrynightarchive]

@ all my mutuals. guys. GUYS. please help me. i need to leave tumblr till may ish but I am insane and have no self control so I keep coming back. I HAVE ENTRANCE EXAMS I CANNOT AFFORD TO FLOP SO PLEASE YELL AT ME IF YOU EVER SEE ME HERE. PLEASE.

i have no queued posts. if you see me reblog shoot on sight. the only place I'll be posting is on my poetry account but that too will be like scheduled. I'll check for dms there cause I opened comms but that's IT.

if anyone wants to say hi hmu on discord! watch me suffer live :D

[da-pretty-bunbun-pupper]

NOOOOO BRUH CMON 😭😭 I WAS LITERALLY FOLLOWING 3 OF @urfavoritedad-deactivated202408 ‘S BLOGS AND I CANT FIND ANY OF THEM?? NOT EVEN HIS BACKUP??

UGGHHHH U GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEEE