wisegirl25

[wisegirl25]

Okay but imagine Jinx and Vi singing To The Bone with Vi as Papyrus and Jinx as Sans

Little lyric changes here and there and it would be perfect please read them this took ages

PLEASE tell me someone else knows what I'm talking about

The topsider who fell is Caitlyn btw

Vi: Jinx? Jinx! Wake up! Jinx: Well, what is it, dude? Vi: A topsider has fallen from Piltover! Jinx: Really? And you got a bone to pick with her? Vi: No time for puns! Jinx: C'mon, that was a real rib-tickler! (Ay) Vi: Ugh! Enough! Jinx: Alright, here we go again

Vi: Welcome to the underground Jinx: How was the fall? Vi: If you wanna look around Jinx: Give us a call

Vi: We don't see Pilties often Jinx: We're happy you just dropped in Vi: I'll be so popular when I show all the trenchers what I just brought in

Jinx: Hey, Violet, mind your manners Vi: Can it Jinx, no time for banter! Jinx: Excuse my sister, she's a bit eccentric Vi: And you're just crazy and apathetic!

Jinx: Call me what you want, I got thick skin Vi: Another bad joke and I'm finished with her! Vi: We are Zaunites, the awfullest kind! Jinx: To mess with us takes a lot of spine

Jinx and Vi:

We can relate to your determination Because we fissure folk have our motivations Topsiders betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way back to the surface

Through all your travels, your sins will follow Your consequences aren't easy to swallow Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

Vi: Really Jinx? (Jinx: What?) Vi: The last line of the chorus is a pun? (Jinx: Yep) Vi: You imbecile! That was very clever! Jinx: Ha! Thanks, sissy

Vi: You're stuck in the underground Jinx: Thanks to the fall Vi: Good luck ever getting out Jinx: Prepare to brawl

Vi: You could show mercy to us Jinx: Or turn all of us to dust Vi: Is your heart full of evil? Jinx: Or full of love?

Vi: I, the great Violence Vi: Challenge you to try getting by us! Jinx: Test the Piltie with one of my puzzles Vi: Brilliant, Jinx! That will leave her befuddled

Vi: I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti Jinx: Smells like the creepy pasta is ready Vi: Stop it Jinx! I'm done with the jokin' Jinx: Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken

Jinx and Vi:

We can relate to your determination Because we trenchers have our motivations

Vi: I am the mastermind, she's my accomplice Jinx: You're only still alive because I made a promise

Jinx and Vi:

You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours You might even decide to start talking to flowers Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

Vi: Someday I'll join the Enforcers Vi: When I catch this Piltie, can it be that hard?

Jinx:

Look, if I'm being honest My sister ain't nothing but harmless I know you, and all that you want You'll get a lot more from Jinx than a curse The deeper you go, the messier it gets If I had it my way, you'd already be dead Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored, I amuse myself

Vi: Down here in the underground Jinx: You're all alone Vi: We wanted to tell you now Jinx: You're kinda boned

Vi: If you survive this prison Jinx: You will know nihilism Vi: Don't mess around with trenchers Jinx: They're scared of tiny children

Vi: You've come far, but soon you'll stumble Vi: When I stump you with some Junior Jumble!

Jinx: Not so sure you'll get her with that Vi: Alas, I'll hit her with my special attack!

Jinx: Dun Dun Dunn

Vi: Leave me alone! Jinx: You know I've got a knack, for the trombone Vi: One more pun, and I'll be done! Jinx: But ain't two skulls better than one?

Jinx and Vi:

We can relate to your determination Because we trenchers have our motivations You know your story's already been told We can play again if you sell your soul

Jinx: I've got my eye on you, so you just watch it Jinx: I'll find any skeletons inside your closet

Jinx and Vi: Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

[wisegirl25]

“I don’t understand shippers” me neither. I don’t understand my own inability to consume media without allowing two fictional characters who stared at each other a little too long that one time to completely take over my brain.

[wisegirl25]

Finding out I share an MBTI with both Heimerdinger and Singed (INTP) is honestly hilarious

Because if I had to describe myself it would probably be a weird combination of them and a bit of Jinx/Powder and Viktor

AKA the mad scientists of Arcane

[wisegirl25]

Ekko did so much for others. He deserved to be happy more than anyone. Vi deserved that ending, Caitlyn did not imo. Jinx definitely deserved a happy ending with Ekko but her leaving was very in character...doesn't mean it's what was good for her though.

lukewarm opinion: Ekko and Jinx deserved that happy ending so much more than Caitlyn and Vi

[wisegirl25]

LOVESTRUCK💘

[wisegirl25]

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

[wisegirl25]

Mais ma meilleure ennemie, c'est toi

Fuis-moi, le pire, c'est toi et moi

Mais si tu cherches encore ma voix

Oublie-moi, le pire, c'est toi et moi

[wisegirl25]

University AU Timebomb Headcannons!

-Jinx would major in engineering with a focus on weapons

-Ekko would also be majoring in engineering but with minors in quantum mechanics and visual art

-Jinx is a musician on the side who puts out mostly pop-punk and metal music. She hates sticking to one genre and refuses to let labels choose what kind of music she makes

-Her EP would be called “Get Jinxed” with the songs Get Jinxed, Paint the Town Blue, Rebel Heart, and two more metal songs

-Her music blew up after Paint the Town Blue was used in a huge show and her music became pretty popular

-Ekko would be a small rapper//his songs include Misfit Toys and Dynasties & Dystopia (Featuring Jinx)

-Ekko would eventually join the band True Damage and put out the song GIANTS which also blew up

-They help each other produce their music

-In their first year they were required to live in the student dorms and boys/girls were not allowed in each other’s dorm buildings so Jinx would constantly CLIMB Ekko’s building and sneak into his dorm (which pissed off Ekko’s roommate Scar to no end)

-In their second year they got an apartment off campus together

-Jinx is constantly forgetting to hand in her work even though she does it so Ekko keeps reminders for both of their deadlines on his phone

-Jinx convinced Ekko to get matching tattoos, she got his hourglass and he got her monkey

-They’re both scholarship students. Ekko does everything in his power to keep Jinx out of trouble so they don’t get kicked out (and if some mishaps were conveniently written off by the Heimerdinger, well that’s none of Ekko’s business)

-They’re both addicted to energy drinks and put off doing their huge assignments to the last minute so they can focus on their own inventions

-In their second year they won a national invention competition and they were granted a shit ton of money for their research

-Viktor and Jayce are their professors that end up basically being friends with them by the time Ekko and Jinx start their PhD’s

-They would publish research papers together and Jinx would always insist her name should be put first because “Jinx and Ekko sounds better than Ekko and Jinx”

-Ekko would end up doing his PhD on time in quantum theory while Jinx would stick to weapons engineering

-Although they had different specialties Jinx and Ekko would be extremely educated on the other person’s topic, and they would also use their individual knowledge for collaborations

-Jinx would wear those stupid physics and math joke t-shirts around campus as a joke and force Ekko into matching with her (totally not projecting I don’t love those shirts whatt)

[wisegirl25]

Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want what the ORIGINAL tragic lovers—Pyramus and Thisbe—have. Their story was one of my favourites as a kid

[wisegirl25]

Why did drawing this feel freaky

[wisegirl25]

Gonna crash out if I see ONE MORE braindead Caitlyn stan say “she was grieving!!” Or “you hate complex characters!” Or “you’re just lesbophobic for hating Caitvi” ONE MORE TIME

Just say you don’t understand class oppression and are looking at her character from a place of privilege and move on omg

You can like her without trying to defend her horrific actions just so you know, that’s an option

Opressed x Opressor is NOT cute

Gassing the Undercity is NOT cute

Using your privilege to further oppress the already oppressed instead of trying to understand and help them after seeing the conditions they live in is NOT cute

Trying to shoot little kids is NOT cute

Police brutality is NOT cute

Hurting an entire city of people over a single girl is NOT cute

Trying to excuse war crimes because she’s gay is NOT cute (looking at you Caitlyn stans)

Klu Klux Kiramman is NOT cute

(And I better not see ANY of y’all bringing the “but the same energy should be applied to Jinx!!” Argument into here because I have SO MUCH to say about that…)

[wisegirl25]

Reed Shannon (Ekko’s VA) being aware of the #KluKluxKiramman jokes and tweeting about it will never not be funny to me

He NEVER misses

[wisegirl25]

I will be perfectly honest, I somehow like every single detail about timebomb's lovestruck skins.

"It's all over the place", "too many clashing details", "seems like they couldn't choose what designs to put and then mixed them all together"

you see... that's exactly what I like about it.

IT'S SO THEM. AND THAT'S THE POINT.

the whole theme of "vibing, rocking, being in love 💞"

- leg warmers <--> jeans (we all joked about it at least once)

- Ekko now seems to sport the same side-bangs Jinx has

- spiky parts on their jackets are meant to form a heart

their accessories... oh... the way they match in all the little ways:

- Jinx's heart on her waist matches the heart Ekko has on his knee

- just like the heart on Jinx's left shoe matches the heart on Ekko's right shoe

- the cute round beads that imitate Jinx's second braid are also found on Ekko's pants... pants, on which he has very cute pins that may very sweetly parallel Jinx's jacket pins

- Jinx's half-a-heart necklace meant to form a heart with Ekko's half-a-heart knuckle accessory

[wisegirl25]

I am SO tired of people comparing Timebomb to Ghostflower, do NOT insult my babies Jinx and Ekko like that

Timebomb absolutely clears Ghostflower anyday

First of all, I feel like most of y’all are just “drawing parallels” where there really aren’t many because they’re both animated interracial couples (black dude/white girl) with dimensional issues

Their actual relationships are NOTHINGGG alike

Timebomb has HISTORY. They were best friends, they were enemies, and they LOVE each other. They both have trauma and difficult situations. They live in a society where they face insane oppression and class struggle. THAT is their story.

No hate to Ghostflower fans but that ship is genuinely horrible and has nowhere near the level of connection that Timebomb does, it’s very surface-level imo like a silly little teenage romance.

And Jinx, as much as she was ready to kill Ekko, never sold his identity out to Silco even though she knew he was the leader of the Firelights…just saying. (Looking at you Gwen)

Timebomb is what Ghostflower THINKS it is

And when it comes to the actual characters, they’re not similar at all. You cannot tell me you can draw a SINGLE similarity between Jinx and Gwen (or even Powder and Gwen) that isn’t completely surface level. I can see where some people come from with Miles and Ekko (they both paint murals and are smart Ig) but still I feel like y’all are just saying this because they’re both black. Miles is an awkward teenager facing the burden of being Spiderman, whereas Ekko is the leader of a gang/group that is actively fighting against the oppression they as a group face to make their lives better. He’s shaped by his environment. Ekko is also genius on an insane level in comparison to Miles…

Anyways no hate to anyone who likes Ghostflower (or these characters because I may have dissed them a lil bit) but if I see one more person acting like the two ships are the same I’m actually gonna cry

And do not say “it’s not that serious it’s all for fun blah blah blah” because it is, to me it is

[wisegirl25]

Forever looking for the Ekko to my Jinx, Percy to my Annabeth, Tombo to my Kiki, Wybie to my Coraline, Keefe to my Sophie, Magnus to my Alex, Dina to my Ellie, Amy to my Sheldon, Gilbert to my Anne, Howl to my Sophie, Anthony to my Kate, Cardan to my Jude, Ron to my Hermione, Zuko to my Katara…

[wisegirl25]

The One That Got Away by Katy Perry as timebomb will NOT stop breaking my heart

[wisegirl25]

every second without that 60 minute timebomb scene i go more and more insane