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Despite being much larger than Cohozuna is, Horroboros also has a lot more bones, so it doesn't yield that much more meat compared to a Cohozuna. On the bright side, though, it's also much less fatty.
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i swear i uploaded eggboy here but I dont think i did!!
my baby boy, my son, my everything. i have never created a better OC since him
(people always ask when i post him: YES you can make a golden egg-haired OC PLEASE!!)
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salmon run tips, from the basics to the ones that you may not even think about
(Doing this due to my “not so basic salmon run tips” being filled with people reblogging with basic salmon run tips. yes. I an petty)
BASICS
Ink the wall, please. Ink the wall. Ink any sort of vertical surface
Lure the bosses that follow you, please. Don’t splat the scrapper/steelhead/maws at the shore
High DPS and long ranged weapons for the steelhead.
use the big shot canon.
during fog, make sure to stay 2 by 2
ink a lot
use weapons like blasters, brushes, and rollers for the fish sticks
use the slammin’ lid against other enemies. Please, just do it
NOT REALLY BASIC BUT I AM SHOCKED PEOPLE DONT DO IT!
Move! Staying in one place will make you a target for enemies that target those further away (stinger, fly fish)
the follow point 2.1, DO NOT EGG HOARD. You can throw the eggs closer to the basket
USE YOUR SPECIAL I AM BEGGING YOU IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO USE IT! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY GAMES I HAVE LOST BECAUSE SOMEONE DIDNT USE THEIR SPECIAL
Heal your teammates.
use your bombs
If you are close to beating the shift, and you’re the only one left. And you have the ability to either save your teammates or get the eggs into the basket. THROW THE EGGS INTO THE BASKET
yes, you are very profresh if you do this
Use your bomb against the steel eels ribs as a projectile
Instead of this way spamming. You show how to do things in the better way.
uhh… TBA
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salmon run as a turn-based strategy game
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(2023) Salmon Run Hair HCs
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We getting pizza in the break room tonight fellas 🗣🗣🗣💥
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Boss, Grizzco is no longer putting those creame sanditch cakes in the employee lunchboxes. The Smallfry are gonna freak their favorite snackies to steal will be GONE!
WELL FIND SOMETHING TO REPLACE IT OR YOU’RE THEIR REPLACEMENT SNACK UNTIL I CAN FIND A SUITABLE BAKERY
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mr grizz is canonically scared of potential unions forming between his workers lmaooo
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