#Rosa Vasquez

[clockworkreapers]

Tales From The Gas Station if it was out of context and told though meme redraws.... most of it ended up being Jerry doing Jerry things

[puppetwoman17]

Just something I thought of. You could say that Billy was forced to become a pagan😆

Billy: *talking in the living room*

Eugene: *ducks into the room* Are we pagan?

Billy: *blinks*

Mary: What?

Eugene: Do we have to be pagan?

Pedro: I mean…we serve the Greek and Roman gods, so…

Billy: Huh…I didn’t think about that.

Eugene: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT THINK??

Billy: Look, the old guy just told me to save the world and gave me a bunch of voices in my head and then completely disintegrated in front of me. I didn’t exactly have time to talk religion.

Eugene: FUCK!

Rosa: Eugene Choi, you add those two dollars to the swear jar!

[chuslitrr]

Vasquez!Shazamily incorrect quotes part II

Because I spent 3 hours making so many of these and I need to share

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Victor: Heyyy buddy, how's your...drink?

Mary: what do you mean drink? It's coffee

Victor: you sure about that? *Looks at coffee maker*

Mary: *also looks to coffee maker*

*cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

Mary: ...I'm on my third cup right now..

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Darla,sharpening a knife: we've got ways to make people talk

Darla: *cuts piece of cake*

Freddy: ...can I have some?

Darla: cake is for talkers.

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*trick or treating*

Eugene: oh, they left the bowl out?

Eugene: it says "take only two pieces"

Billy: there's nobody around tho..

*billy grabs the bowl and runs off with it*

Eugene: BILLY WAI-

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Mary, talking about college: I truly hate it there

Freddy: now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?

Pedro: now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is women?

Darla: now replace "funny" with "women". Not so so women now, is funny?

Billy: I think I'm having a stroke

Darla: now replace "stroke" with "baby". Congratulations!!

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Billy, in capt marvel form: I have a bad feeling about this, guys

Freddy: oh don't worry, you'll be fine

Pedro: yeah, what's the worst that could happen?

Billy, being bailed out of jail by Rosa the next morning: I hate all of you guys

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Darla, talking on the phone: I better go...Kay, call me later...byeee!!

Pedro: did a friend call you?

Darla: nope, wrong number

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*Shazamily playing a game at the Rock Of Eternity™*

Billy: are you guys upset you didn't get on the same team as Darla?

Mary: have you ever played a game with Darla??

Billy: no..?

Pedro: have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*meanwhile on the other side of the Rock™*

Darla, chasing Freddy and Eugene: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT FASTER MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!

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Victor: small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up their emotions

Eugene: that's stupid. Give me some examples

Mary: wasps?

Billy: terriers?

Pedro: Darla.

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Billy: we're kind of missing something guys

Mary: cohesion?

Freddy: teamwork?

Eugene: a general sense of what we're doing?

Darla: and tawny's not here

Mary: oh yeah and that

[my-oh-my-thats-a-big-giraffe]

some objectively shitty sketches I’ll never finish (in case it isn’t obvious my Jack design is EXTREMELY indecisive💀) very proud of the blue one tho

feel free to finish that one creation of Adam reference with the time deity, Peitro, I’m not gonna finish it. Tag me tho if you do :>

[toobytoobs]

WAITWAITWAIT- HERE ME OUT

Rosa and Victor Vasquez going out in public but they have to put leashes on all the kids cause there are so many and someone’s always trying to run off

[redscaledcleric]

@roseswhitered @shazam-secret-santa

✨✨✨✨✨✨🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇

[mykpil]

art dump

[suppernerd]

“I’m gon’ make it out

Promise, I’m gon’ make it out

Mama, I’m gon’ make it out”

Forever thinking about whenever Billy dies in dc media

[bucket-o-trash]

A W.I.P that took forevvverrr may or may not finish

[dawnsedits]

I love you, Mom. Me too.

[sheldoneldonwelldon]

ANOTHER Shazam! tweetgen thingy !!

here’s another twwetgen thingy about Shazam!

(also i changed freddy’s name since it was more fitting)

(also freddy and billy watch Young Sheldon ‘cause i’m projecting)

[clockworkreapers]

And then we found you. The child with the broken brain. The one insanity couldn't touch. Tales From The Gas Station Vol 4

[wolfsbanesparks]

📓 :]]

Hey!!

A fanfic idea haven't written yet:

Victor and Rosa know something is up with their kids but don't know what. They are sneaking out, lying (badly), and conspiring together. It would be a series of events where each member of the Shazamily does something strange because they are hiding the fact that they have powers/are superheroes. It would be kinda outsider POV since Victor and Rosa don't know about the superhero stuff. They come up with increasingly wild theories about what's going on, worried beyond belief about what happening.

For instance they think Billy ran away because he didn't come home for 3 days (he was off planet with the JL) or they think Mary has a secret boyfriend/girlfriend because she's constantly "going to meet a friend" that she won't name.

It would end with the kids officially telling them about their powers (in a suitably dramatic fashion) and everything starts to fall into place.

[nukindee]

Why do I forget I can post doodles on here

[my-oh-my-thats-a-big-giraffe]

Some sketches I never ended up finishing, the second one was just to try a more exaggerated version of my style

I tried to finish the Jerry one but I ended up hating the line art and the colors so TvT💦

unfinished ver.

[grave-ng]

big boobs jerry returns