#Rory crown

[amberraymond]

l Finished My Mrs Browns Boys jigsaw puzzle 

[perioddramasource]

THE HOLLOW CROWN (2012)

[abirddogmoment]

beautiful Aroura waiting for her cheese tax

[local-apollo-kid]

Watching Broadchurch episode 1 and holy shit?!?!?!?

is this a fucking interdimensional crossover episode????

We've got the 10th doctor, Crowley, the 12th doctor, Queen Anne, Filch from Harry Potter, and Rory from DW

WHAT THE FUCK

I'M SCARED

[starsmuse]

if i had a nickel for every time ally beardsley ran two different plays in their entirety before finally committing to a plan of action and ending their turn completely different to what they started doing, i’d have TWO nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[demonwebs]

↳ @faeswoon

❝ ... i'm just saying , it's not the worst deal , ❞ vhaalkrin's voice is velvety smooth and persuasive as he gestures , flicking the nail he'd been admiring . it would certainly amuse him to see what unfolds next . ❝ aren't you even a little tempted ? ❞

[aq2003]

rewatching ben whishaw's richard ii and yea i think the biggest difference between his and the rsc version is that he plays richard's flippancy/disregard for other people's lives completely straight and in a kind of sinister way while david plays it for humor

[dysaniadisorder]

quiet girlz r cooler!!!

[ID: Three sketch doodles of Ramone, Anat, and Rory from the crown system. Ramone has short bobbed hair, a headband, and a flowy long sleeved blouse under a crop top. She has moles ans looks angry. Anat has long choppy dyed hair and is wearing a button up, a tie, and platforms with a crown on the ankle. She's crouched on the ground, staring back at the camera. Rory is shown from the shoulders up, and has short fluffy hair and tired eyes. They have a large hoodie and their hands are pressed over their face, wearing fingerless gloves with crowns on them. There are three hearts above them. end ID]

[moonspower]

vi trying to get some nookie from a cowboy and the man's donkey just standin there in the living room... only vi could go through this shit... vi can’t get any ass or give any ass because there’s an ass up in there...

[ladamedemartel]

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Cantinflas (Around the World in 80 Days, Ahí está el detalle, Ni Sangre, ni Arena)—OH BOY I GET TO TALK ABOUT CANTINFLAS!! Honestly, I’m not the most qualified to even be talking about him: he was famously a king of wordplay, but Spanish is my second language so I always feel like I’m missing some of the jokes…..but even so he is so SO funny it’s like unbelievable. Ok so also. One movie I can talk confidently about is him in around the world in 80 days, which i have watched so many times and he just rocks. Like. ROCKS. Here he is on his dumb little bike [included below the cut]. This is how we meet him in th movie and I think they should have just put the words “SCRUNGLY” across the scene.He also does little tricks, wears his dumb little shoes, has some kind of weird romantic thing going on with David niven…..it makes me so sad we dont have even more movies from him because honestly his whole thing (esp in 80 days with his silly trousers) is just Gender.  

Jack Elam (Kansas City Confidential, Once Upon a Time In the West)—The MOST character actor he's always playing weirdos. In Kansas City Confidential he gets slapped senseless and thrown around like a rag doll and he spends most of his limited screen time anxiously lighting one cigarette butt with another cigarette butt and also being covered in sweat. In Once Upon a Time in the West he gets terrorized by a fly.

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Cantinflas:

charlie chaplin once called him the greatest comedian alive

Jack Elam:

One of the A+ henchmen of gang movies and westerns. Usually paired with Claude Atkin (another contender for the scrungle-crown), he's made a career out of being a weird looking dude that plays bad guys. Jack Elam probably says it best himself: "The heavy today is usually not my kind of guy. In the old days, Rory Calhoun was the hero because he was the hero and I was the heavy because I was the heavy - and nobody cared what my problem was. And I didn't either. I robbed the bank because I wanted the money. I've played all kinds of weirdos but I've never done the quiet, sick type. I never had a problem - other than the fact I was just bad."

From 32:56 to 36:52 of this (it's the whole movie) [link]

[ofcowardiceandkings]

okay here's my hot take on classes for a second

BotW/TotK Zelda would be a Divine Soul Sorcerer

another thought: BotW/TotK characters as a d&d party lol

[theartofangirling]

part 2 of the 2023 version of this post: young adult books!

part 1: middle grade books | part 3: adult books

this is a very incomplete list, as these are only books I've read and enjoyed. not all books are going to be for all readers, so I'd recommend looking up synopses and content warnings. feel free to message me with any questions about specific representation!

list of books under the cut ⬇️

aces wild by amanda dewitt

the chandler legacies by abdi nazemian

bruised by tanya boteju

juliet takes a breath by gabby rivera

picture us in the light by kelly loy gilbert

when we were magic by sarah gailey

iron widow by xiran jay zhao

the rise of kyoshi by f.c. yee

jane unlimited by kristin cashore

summer of salt by katrina leno

the wicker king by k. ancrum

the dead and the dark by courtney gould

wilder girls by rory power

i kissed shara wheeler by casey mcquiston

her royal highness by rachel hawkins

tell me how you really feel by aminah mae safi

the weight of the stars by k. ancrum

you should see me in a crown by leah johnson

last night at the telegraph club by malinda lo

the grief keeper by alexandra villasante

crier's war by nina varela

how to excavate a heart by jake maia arlow

imogen, obviously by becky albertalli

in other lands by sarah rees brennan

carry on by rainbow rowell

cemetery boys by aiden thomas

felix ever after by kacen callendar

i wish you all the best by mason deaver

little thieves by margaret owen

technically you started it by lana wood johnson

the gentleman's guide to vice and virtue by mackenzi lee

the infinite noise by lauren shippen

bonds of brass by emily skrutskie

the darkness outside us by eliot schrefer

simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda by becky albertalli

what if it's us by becky albertalli and adam silvera

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by benjamin alire sáenz

like a love story by abdi nazemian

different for boys by patrick ness

history is all you left me by adam silvera

twelfth grade night by molly horton booth, stephanie kate strohm, and jamie green

across a field of starlight by blue delliquanti

heartstopper by alice oseman

check, please! by ngozi ukazu

bloom by kevin panetta and savanna ganucheau

laura dean keeps breaking up with me by mariko tamaki and rosemary valero-o'connell

the princess and the grilled cheese sandwich by deya muniz

if you'll have me by eunnie

on a sunbeam by tillie walden

the girl from the sea by molly knox ostertag

always human by ari north

rust in the root by justina ireland

dread nation by justina ireland

pet by awkwaeke emezi

the darkest part of the forest by holly black

elatsoe by darcie little badger

i was born for this by alice oseman

loveless by alice oseman

i hate everyone but you by gaby dunn and allison raskin

you know me well by nina lacour and david levithan

the black flamingo by dean atta

spinning by tillie walden

dreadnought by april daniels

a lesson in vengeance by victoria lee

all the bad apples by moira fowley-doyle

clap when you land by elizabeth acevedo

summer bird blue by akemi dawn bowman

the miseducation of cameron post by emily m. danforth

we are okay by nina lacour

radio silence by alice oseman

we used to be friends by amy spalding

a neon darkness by lauren shippen

i hope you get this message by farah naz rishi

are you listening? by tillie walden

alone in space by tillie walden

all out edited by saundra mitchell

out now edited by saundra mitchell

out there edited by saundra mitchell

[dandelionjack]

death and the queen is the one of best series 4 episodes that never was. well, it does exist in audio form, but it’s so well made that i could practically see david tennant’s sad wet eyes in my mind’s eye. peak doctordonna comedy, peak doctor loneliness and vulnerability moments, peak strange aliens and cool pseudo-historical pseudo-mythical setting… although i believe it may have worked even better with eleven and amy (s5 roryless, obviously — she wouldn’t marry a random prince if rory was around) considering the sacrificial bride theme, the emphasis on marriage equaling death, and the fairytale atmosphere in the kingdom-that-shouldn’t-be which is a major theme during amy’s arc… eh, we can’t have everything we want. on the plus side, it definitely wouldn’t have been as funny.

and the drama!! that goodbye donna was heart(s)shattering. ten making the same mistake that he did in the sontaran stratagem; believing that no matter how close he gets to his companions, he will always be their second choice and they’ll abandon him whenever they happen to inevitably fall in love with another human. he doesn’t even let her finish talking, just assumes it’s a goodbye. grumbling in a jokey tone about the universe never giving him a break, “a chance to lick his wounds, maybe a spa day but no, giant cloud of alien death… just one more thing, so many more things”. god.

also, despite being an audio (so-called inessential material) it slots really nicely into fourteen’s character development and later conclusion — the chance to wind down finally came, after all those years, in the form of a home with donna noble. married to a man she truly loves, no ulterior motives or murderous plots. living with her best friend and beautiful, talented daughter. she got to be 1700s royalty for a few months, crown and all, but the only real kingdom worth reigning over consists of people who care about you.

^ listen to this ^

[five-miles-over]

Tom Hiddleston Characters Masterlist

updated January 26, 2024

Multiple Character Headcanons/Listicles

• Tom Hiddleston Characters as Desserts

• How Tom Hiddleston Characters Would Spend the Winter Holidays 

• Tom Hiddleston Characters: How They Act When They Have a Crush (on You)

• Tom Hiddleston Characters on Their Wedding Day (to You)

• Tom Hiddleston Characters: How They Would Propose (to You)

• Tom Hiddleston Characters Celebrating the New Year (With You)

Bill Hazeldine from Suburban Shootout

• She’s a Lady and I am Just a Boy: On the first day of taking ‘Fundamentals of Shakespeare’ at university, Bill Hazeldine finds himself developing a serious crush on you, his drama professor.

• Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends: A first-year medical student at the University of Surrey, you move into a uni house and meet your new flatmates Bill Hazeldine and Rory Slippery (College AU, crossover with Rory Slippery from Fortysomething)

Caius Marcius Coriolanus from Coriolanus

I’ve Decided, I Will Not Let Your Shadow Separate From Me: After being elected the consul, Coriolanus receives many things - sleepless nights, pointless riots from the lower-class citizens, and you, his new personal slave. While the sleep deprivation and the noise from the plebeians annoy him to no end, he finds himself obsessed with you. (Yandere)

The One That I Desire: A general must always be in control, according to General Caius Marcius Coriolanus . But there often comes a time when even the most powerful general falls to temptation. And for Coriolanus, that temptation is you.

Henry V/Prince Hal from The Hollow Crown

• Fairytale:  While riding upon your horse in the woods, you come across a stranger with a silver tongue and golden curls. And he calls himself “Hal”. (Basically a meet-cute with fluff.)

• You Will Be Mine : The prince of England quickly becomes obsessed with you, a servant brought to his chambers to serve him breakfast. And there is nothing that will stop him from claiming you as his. (Yandere)

• First Time In London: Three days into your new life in London, you find yourself in a café after one of the dreariest mornings ever. Standing behind you in line is none other than Henry Plantagenet, a handsome gentleman with a zest for life and a romantic outlook that feels too good to be real. (Modern AU)

Jonathan Pine from The Night Manager

•So Much More: While holidaying in Switzerland at the Hotel Meister, you find yourself constantly being stood up by each and everyone you meet. And each time, the night manager Jonathan Pine is there to comfort you after delivering the bad news. But it’s really just part of the job…right?

• The Forbidden Room: Part One, Part Two : During a late night alone in the lobby of the Hotel Meister, you - a student at the University of Zurich - meet the charming night manager Mr.Jonathan Pine. And what starts out as simply two strangers getting to know each other turns into something more when Pine shows you a secret part of the hotel.

• My Dearest Diamond : After nearly two years of working for MI-6, Jonathan tried to get in touch with you, the girl who stole his heart when he worked at Hotel Meister. For three weeks, the two of you rekindled your love via handwritten letters, until you booked a five-day trip to London to see him.

As he prepares to make this holiday special for you, Jonathan reflects on his relationship with you…and carries out one last errand before you land.

Robert Laing from High-Rise

• Being Married to Robert Laing would Include...

Loki of Asgard from the Marvel Cinematic Universe

• Heaven Help the Fool Who Falls in Love: You, a lady-in-waiting of Asgard’s Queen Frigga, and Prince Loki have been inseparable for years. What started with a mere look becomes something more precious. (Fluff)

• A Better King: While shopping with Thor in Mumbai (to kill time while Tony Stark is busy with a meeting), Loki learns about the “king” of Bollywood…and decides that he himself could be a better king.

• Take All of Me: Loki takes great delight in “ruining” his innocent, shy girlfriend for the first time (corruption kink, smut)

• Dandelions: Having heard stories about the Norse god of mischief, you find yourself falling in love with Loki despite having never met him. Out of devotion, you prepare offerings that you think he would like, and find ways to express the way you feel. Little do you know that your feelings are not unrequited.

• Beauty is Where You Find It: A journalist for a New York magazine in September of 2012, you come across the opportunity to do an interview from an icon in the fashion industry. Your subject? A rising supermodel from Wimbledon with icy blue eyes and jet-black curls named Loki Laufeyson.

• They’ll Call Your Crimes a Work of Art: A journalist for a small magazine in New York, you’ve been assigned to write a piece about the recent attacks led by Loki. So, you have a look at Loki himself to get your own perspective.

• Little Darling: Living with the God of Mischief in London comes with finding many surprises, and one of those surprises happens to be a four-year-old named Tom Hiddleston.

THE PHANTOM OF ASGARD (THOR: THE DARK WORLD LOKI X READER)

Rumors say that a phantom haunts the darkest hall in the royal palace of Asgard, but is he truly as dangerous as the people of Asgard claim he is?

Part One

Part Two

FOR ALL TIME, IT WAS ALWAYS YOU (TVA LOKI X WIFE!READER)

Imagine waking up in an alternate reality where you and Loki are a newlywed couple living in the suburbs...and everything seems a little too good to be true. (inspired by Wandavision)

Part One

Part Two: Mrs. Laufeyson

Part Three: Happy to Keep His Dinner Warm

Part Four: Kitty Makes Three

THE AGE OF LOKI (LOKI X READER X PROFESSOR HIDDLESTON)

For his second year teaching at Oxford’s English department, Professor Hiddleston hires you to be his first-ever teaching assistant. One night while working late, he shows you the newest addition to his poetry class’s syllabus: the Lokasenna, a poem centered on the Norse god of mischief…and accidentally summons the trickster god himself.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

IF YOU LET ME, I CAN MAKE ANOTHER WORLD FOR US (LOKI x POWERFUL!READER)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Jaguar Villain Hiddleston from the Good to Be Bad Campaign

• All I Worship and Adore: For a long time, Tom has admired you, an innocent woman, from afar...until one day, he makes his affections known to you. And this time, he won’t take no for an answer (Yandere)

• Your Remedy - He may be one of the most powerful and feared man in London, a terrifying villain to the outside world, but when you’re sick with a cold, your paramour Thomas spends the entire evening by your side taking care of you.

• SFW Alphabet - Jaguar Villain!Tom Hiddleston

YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING (JAGUAR!HIDDLESTON X READER)

You, a budding journalist, have the opportunity of a lifetime to interview the feared and revered Mr. Hiddleston, the CEO of Imperial Pharmaceuticals, Britain’s leading drug manufacturing company. What happens when a few mistakes lead you into the jaws of the wolf, working for the man himself?

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Miscellaneous Hiddleston AUs

• AU: Tom Hiddleston as the Prince of Scotland

• Lessons from the Viscount (Viscount!Hiddleston x Reader, Reader x William Buxton, Reader x John Plumptre): As a debutante in the Regency era, you attend your first etiquette class, along with the other boys and girls of London’s upper crust. Heading the class is the charismatic Viscount Hiddleston, rumored to be a former Shakespearean actor who returned to London to look after his familal estate. And it isn’t long before he takes a liking to you.

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

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Pairing: John Price x fem!OC (Rory Sinclair)

Word count: 1.5 K

Warnings/Tags: MINORS DNI, smut, p in v sex, unprotected sex, established relationship, monster hybrid au, ABO dynamics (sort of), werewolf female in heat, John Price has a breeding kink

A/N: inspired by @/bluegiragi's cod monster hybrid au. Dragon!Price makes my brain fuzzy

Title based off this song

The warm, caramelized vanilla scent of toasted marshmallows invades his nostrils, smothering him in the sticky sweetness of his lover's heat. Left to crave it with the insatiable hunger of an insect led to the honeyed nectar of a pitcher plant. Used for her needs, required to fulfill a biological demand.They might have been different species, but this dragon was no fool, he'd be damned if he wasn't driven the tiniest bit mad by his little wolf spread out on their bed, surrounded by pillows and blankets in her own hand-built nest fluffed and shaped on her own accord all so she could be taken by her mate in a time-honored tradition. 

Breeding.

He could appreciate the effort she put in, but even more so it was the sight of her presenting herself like a good little pup. Her round, firm ass held high in the air, hips flaring as she arches her back on her hands and knees, wiggling her delicious curves at him – as if she really needed to tease to get him to join her. His fangs were already dug deep into his lower lip, his claws piercing into the palms of his fists, carving crescents into his rough, meaty paws, struggling to resist the temptation served up to him. 

Fuck, she’s so willing and eager. 

“Christ, Ror, look at you,” he growls, sweat beading on his brow as if the fires that burned in his belly were raging out of control. She was the catalyst that could spark an inferno.

Whining, she keens against the mattress, grinding her slick cunt along the bed, desperate for the friction. She's soaked, drenched and dripping, and the sight of the thin, pearlescent filaments of her slick drooling from her cunt and connecting her to the bedding make his heart race. Her heats always turn her into a feral thing, desperate for him, for his cock. A wanton creature of base, animalistic desires that ache to be sated.

“Please, John,” she mewls, her arms and legs shaking, her breaths a heavy pant as her skin glows with a sheen of perspiration that beads from her pores and fills the room with the cloying scent of her need. 

“Tha’s right, darlin’. I’m here, just relax. Lemme take care o’ you, sweetheart.”

Her arousal is a palpable thing, he can taste it in the air. It clings to his taste buds like thick cream and he can't help but groan, his eyes rolling back in his head as if the scent itself can rewire his own instincts and flick the switch that begs to plant his seed inside her, giving her exactly what her every nerve and muscle is crying out for, to be freed from the burden of an empty womb. The dragon inside him begs to claim her, to mark her as his, a wonderful addition to his hoard. This pretty little lupine who has him wrapped around her little finger is the jewel of his crown.

Swallowing thickly, he rubs his hand down his mouth, steadying himself, regaining control. The last thing he needs is to let the dragon loose and harm her. Never her. Though this side of Rory tends to like things rougher, she’s wild, more intense, he still has to reel himself in. Her skin is so soft, tender, supple. The wrong move of his claws could tear her apart. She’s so small, a delicate little thing and she trusts him. He’s her mate, her protector, and it stirs every instinct in him to hold her close and never let her go, to never let anyone else touch her or come near. The greedy, territorial dragon that curls around her, huffing out smoke in warning at any who might dare trespass upon his domain. She was his to guard.

Climbing onto the bed, the mattress creaks and groans under his weight, and he can feel the heat radiate from her body, her skin burning with a fever that can’t be starved, it must be fed, if only to relieve the pain she suffers. God, he hates how her own body betrays her like this, how wet she is yet, at the same time, she wants to curl up into a ball as she grabs at the bedding, twisting it in her fists as she trembles beneath him, panting and moaning, gritting her teeth as she waits for the sweet release of his cock inside her. 

He’s barely saddled up behind her before she’s grinding against him, scenting him with her sweet little pussy. The perfume of her need wafts around him in a heady aroma that he sinks into, pleased as punch to take up the mantle of her partner. The intoxicating thought that wolves mated for life twisting through the folds of his reptile cerebellum like vines. He’s lost in her already and he’s not even inside her yet.

Stilling himself, steeling his resolve to keep himself from coming instantly, he grips her hips and rubs his thumbs into the flesh tenderly. He knows her body, intimately, both as a lover and as her captain, and it's a thrilling notion that never fails to stroke all the right parts of his brain. He pumps himself in his hand, once, twice, feeling the thick girth start to throb in his fist and he can’t hold back any longer. Dipping into her slick, he teases her entrance with the head, making her claws dig into the mattress, kneading it like a kitten as she mewls and growls at the back of her throat. 

Tail swishing back and forth behind him, it thumps cartoonishly as if it has a mind of its own. The constant drumming of it against the bed like a metronome of his passion, keeping time with his racing heart and his pistoning hips as he takes her deep.

“There she is,” he purrs, slipping into her with ease.

His arm coils around her, holding her soft body against the hard planes of his form, fur brushes against scales in a feather-light kiss. A clawed digit finds its way to her folds, and her clit is already stiff, pulsing as the blood flows to her puffy, plush pussy. Rubbing it in slow, gentle circles, he coaxes out a ragged cry from her lips.

Melting forward into the mattress, her eyes flutter shut as she moans long and low, the sound of perfect pleasure. There’s no resistance from her, no playful push back, she gives into his touch in totality. “Fuck, John… just like that, love,” she breathes, her head hanging and she loosens underneath him like an unraveling knot. 

He smirks, pride filling his barrel chest, eyes crinkling at the corners, dimples creasing his cheeks. He’s on top of the world right now and it only gets better as she bucks her hips back against him, driving him into her right to the hilt, building towards that sweet release they are both racing to.

This is it. There’s nowhere else he’d rather be. 

The head of his cock brushes against her cervix and she howls, her velvet walls clenching tight around him. It's enough to flood his mind with images of her belly made round and full with their pups, her pretty little tits swollen with milk. He can’t stop the guttural groan that builds from deep in his chest. 

She’s too much, too fucking perfect. She had him from the first moment he caught her scent and she smiled at him. 

When she moans out the word “Alpha”, his breath hitches. She's never used the term before and it sends him reeling, his head spins. It makes him feel like a king, a God, and his dragon side roars at the idea. Ownership. A claim. Her Alpha. His Omega. The beginning and the end. A pair bound to each other, their very natures interlinked. Two halves made a whole, and bringing forth new life. 

The heat boils in his gut, twirling bands of steam rising and warming the blood in his very veins. He tries to stop himself, biting his lip, roaming his hands down the tense muscles in her back, groping the soft swells of her breasts and rolling her nipples, his fingers following the trails of sweat that bead down the curves of her body.

“Christ, love, I’m so fucking close.”

“Please, John… Please…” 

The whimpers, the pleading with him to give her what she needs is enough to crack any strength he had left to last wide open. His wings flutter as a shiver runs down his spine and he plants himself to the root, her creamy slick coating him as his seed fills her. Springtime in a garden that he wants to watch grow. 

Their thighs are wet, muscles quivering, limbs trembling as he wraps his arms around her, nuzzling into her neck, breathing her in deep. She smells like heaven and a low rumbling sound of contentment vibrates through the both of them. He trails kisses down her neck, his lips wrapping around the old mark on her neck, the scars left behind from where his teeth had sunk into flesh, and he sucks softly as a reminder of who this little wolf was tied to, remaining connected until it finally takes.

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