#Rolling up: Musings

[model19]

/. Tag update.

[artsy-hobbitses]

“I find Rung cute in a nebbish nerd sort of way, not really the hot sort of way” I say while I draw, at which point my muse decides to take that as a personal challenge.

[tetzoro]

good morning, everyone look at this please and thank you

[magical-musings-of-morgan]

my most autistic trait is probably that, as someone raised by christian nationalists, I cannot STAND the cheap flimsy potshots antitheists fire at christianity. you guys are Doing It Wrong. you dont even know about the council of nicaea OR christianity's long history of antisemitism. get off the stage you're embarrassing yourself.

[alteregozowie]

No broadcasts today, there's a storm moving through and it's exhausting his signal.

[werewolfbarista]

had a gas leak in my apartment so i did this at a fwiend's place 👍

[angie-long-legs]

"Hey man. Got you another one man. I'm a huge fan of your movies dude like for real. Sorry my nose is touching it I couldn't really do anything about that but if it's a problem for you you can disinfect the can"

So this strange-looking guy was the Charlie that had gifted Angel Dust the mystery soda. And he was a fan of his! The spider should have guessed.

"Why, thank ya, handsome," Angel cooed, batting his eyelashes at the man. "Say... why don't ya watch me down this baby in one, an' I'll give ya the can back with my signature on it. A little thank ya for a loyal fan."

Angel's tongue poked out of his mouth ever so slightly.

"How about it, yella fella?"

[cricketcampbell]

for: @aurorabaystarter

where: ocean crest apartments rooftop

"Oh my God, okay, first of all, thank you literally so much for coming. You have no idea how much it means to me, like seriously."

While she'd received a good initial response to the flyers she'd posted up around town, anxiety that nobody would actually show had suddenly plagued Cricket in the hours leading up to the evening, so to see the successful turnout had filled her with such an overwhelming rush of relief, she was almost dizzy with it.

(Well either that, or with the pregame shots she'd taken earlier to quell her nerves.)

"I definitely want, like, a big group photo before the end of the night, but do you mind if I just get like a cute little video of you for my TikTok? All you have to do is say your name and what dish you made from the book. So quick and easy, I promise." Though still awaiting permission to record, Cricket backed up a few inches with her phone camera poised and ready. "Um okay, and it's literally golden hour? Unintentional slay, we love to see it."

[godrichtitan]

someone tell me to clean my room i need motivation t'get rid of my depression nest

[balancebonded]

Issac Harley, the world's second most Normal Man (the most normal is Larry obvs), and Heidi's father. He's been raising Heidi alone since her mother walked out when she was a baby. He has one pokémon, a Stoutland named Reinhardt. He is, notably, kind of a huge nerd. For sure plays poké-WoW. Works a boring IT job for a company in Castelia. He went on a journey and did a league challenge as a kid but only got two gym badges about it. Juniper is an old college buddy.

He was decidedly NOT aware of Heidi's involvement in the whole Plasma thing until after the fact. Needless to say that as a parent he has. Mixed feelings about the whole thing.

[land-of-classpects-and-analysis]

i think your quiz was really neat :] i hope you make more in the future, i love reading your analyses!

Hi Anon,

That is so so sweet of you to say ;w; thank you for the kind words! I most certainly have plenty of analyses in the oven. I should be having another Classpect analysis coming out this June (which one? I have no clue. Not until mid-May when I roll up that writing batch sdjfnj)!

[iwillstabyou]

I have a confession.

As my delightful mutuals probably know, I am Swedish. I am a proud Swede. I live in England though, hence the language (men jag förstår lite svenska också). Therefore, naturally I was happy when my homeland triumphed in the Eurovision Song Contest 2023, mostly because my Swedish relatives FaceTimed me to celebrate the win and they were well and truly LEATHERED (and trust me, that is the truest form of entertainment).

As I’ve mentioned before, us Swedes are fucking FERAL when it comes to Eurovision, so the euphoria of the success coursed through my blood like opium. But much like opium, it skewed my perception of things. It blinded me to the true injustice of it all. It rendered me unable to recognise the truth: the fact that the true winner - Käärijä - was robbed of the title he truly deserved. His act had all the things that Eurovision is about: neon outfits fit for a dr Seuss character, lyrics that seem nonsensical but actually have meaning (and bonus, it’s not a depressing meaning), techno-metal mixed with a highly contrasting genre, slutty backup dancers, singing in Finnish, weird staging, etc. I could go on forever.

The point is, Käärijä slayed. He slayed hard. He slayed harder than Loreen could ever dream of. And I may not have registered it at the time, but looking back now, I realise that from the very first time cha cha cha blessed my ears, I was rooting for Finland, despite my Swedish bloodline. In fact, now I can admit that the aforementioned ‘euphoria’ I felt as the win was announced, was shallow. Deep down, I was actually disappointed. The more I think about it, the more I realise that our ‘win’ was a meaningless feat, fuelled by a jury of so called ‘experts’ who are probably mainly boring old sods with a poor music taste (not like that’s a new revelation - this is Eurovision ffs).

And because of that, I can now fully accept that the only real true winner of Eurovision Song Contest 2023 is Finland. So Käärijä, I speak on behalf of all Swedes (yes, all of them. The ones that disagree just aren’t as self aware and haven’t come to this conclusion yet. They’ll see the truth soon enough. Except for maybe Loreen, which is fair enough) when I say that we collectively give YOU the official title of “Eurovision Song Contest 2023 winner” that you so deserve. We didn’t want it anyway. We have ABBA, it’s not like we can ever beat that.

Congrats on the win, Finland!

[brctherscnce]

something i honestly imagine is that, with what we've seen in the movies, optimus is SCARY fucking strong. obviously because hes a prime, but something i cant help but note is that ofc compared to other continuities/adaptations, where optimus still holds some restraint in order to not kill, bayverse optimus just. does not give a FUCK

he fights with such like?? a savage grace i cant explain it. this activated in my brain when i saw faith's edit of holding out for a hero with optimus vs the decepticons... and like. ough. OUGH. seeing that scene just REMINDED me how fucking scary optimus is to just take on MULTIPLE DECEPTICONS AT ONCE?? HE LITERALLY ONLY GOT FUCKED UP BC THEY SHOT HIM IN THE BACK (FROM WHAT I CAN RECALL)

so heres my headcanon. the reason optimus can be so brutal in bayverse is that, at some point, had been under tutelage of megatron.

in my bay op's lore, he first met megatron in the gladiator pits of kaon, brought there by Stormreign so then a young aspirant Orion could find who he would think would be good to teach him about battle. and Orion, in AWE after seeing one of Megatron's matches, chose him for tutoring-- despite things starting out rocky due to Megatron believing Orion was some higher-caste punk, they quickly bonded when they both realized the other was truly in a lower caste (miner and gladiator respectively). so, Megatron helped teach him how to fight against one-on-one, one-versus-group, etcetera.

this is why optimus is so fucking brutal-- YES, he still fights like a knight esp in his aoe/tlk eras, but jesus christ. he's fucking SCARY. and its all thanks to megatron's teachings... some of which Optimus does follow. in his own, far more gentle optimus way

[mouserdiscourse]

i Still don't understand the urge to label oneself anti endo and then act confused when no one is willing to listen to you. like be for real. If you saw someone call themself Anti [Your Identity Label] would you immediately invite them to a civil debate with you and seriously consider their opinion or would you immediately get defensive and assume they're a bad faith troll or bigot. genuinely.

if you saw someone call themself "anti-traumagenic" would you react poorly? I know i probably would. would you think it's acceptable if they clarified "oh i think theyre real, i just call myself that because i think their COMMUNITY is HARMFUL" would you be any less put off??? would you even accept that reasoning or would you say "no you're just ableist"???

so can we at least agree to stop acting Shocked when a group of people is angry at a community of people labeled "anti-[group]" because it just makes you look silly. im not saying you cant be critical of endos, im not even saying dont call yourself anti-endo. Im saying that if you DO willingly identify with that label and apply it to yourself, you look kind of silly when you then go "um? Why wont you LISTEN to me? Clearly you're in an echo chamber" as if youre not basically wearing a big graphic tee that says "I Don't Respect You"

(Im aware some people get called anti endo when they really arent, this post is not about you, on account of specifically being about self-identification, so please don't start. and if you id as anti endo out of SPITE, i have to ask.. do you do that with other labels? ... like, do you unironically start identifying as homophobic when people accuse you of homophobia for example? Do you think that's a compassionate or rational response?)

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

“Why am I a fucking dragon?!” Wyvern. Technically he was a wyvern, what with the wings-as-arms and all. “Shut up, Simmons,” he mumbled.

THIS FIC has been rent free in my brain and I realized upon my reread today,, i have the power to draw So,,, dragon(wyvern) Grif fuck yes

[kazeofthemagun]

Randomly Generated Headcanons!

[Rules: use this site to generate headcanons for your muse!]

[tagged: @cursedfortune ]

[tagging: @gcldenchild , @cryptidsncurios , @dragonskxn , @dragonofthestone , @musesofthesun , @musesofthemoon , @voidedgear , @proserphinas and whoever I didn't see tagged yet 🤔]

Kaze has an incredible spice tolerance. ✅️

Kaze is a sleepwalker. ❔️

Kaze's favourite subject in school was English. Windarian ✅️

Kaze always has a deck of yogioh cards on them. 👁👁 r/technicallythetruth

Kaze watched the sonic movie. ❌️

Kaze steals other peoples clothes. ❔️

Kaze is tumblr famous. ✅️ (yeah I made him so)

Kaze listens to 80s music. ❔️

Kaze is a cat person. (Alternatively, cats are Kaze people)

Kaze doesn't own a single pair of matching socks. ✅️

[Finally, Kaze decreed tumblr sexyman]