#Robert grove

[princessofwhiteshadows]

[chrisbeansprmanager]

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they arent going to appreciate this one enough on twitter

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jonathan isn't in the car

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consider

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[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

so my friend made me watch this whole series and this was my main take-away

[stars-irises]

Cornley polytechnic drama society text posts, but it's just Robert

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i just finished the christmas that goes wrong 2 hour radio thing and . i had a thought

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THE GOES WRONG SHOW 2.05 The Cornley Drama Festival Part 2

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I used to make posts of Cornley as incorrect quotes from my debate club but now I’m finally not doing debate and I am in community theatre where I can experience actual joy and be myself so have Cornley as incorrect quotes from my theatre

Chris: I don’t like this conversation about how throwable Dennis is- and quite frankly I don’t think he likes it either

Annie: Well that’s why lesbians didn’t exist in Shakespeares time- they couldn’t figure out how to hold hands

Vanessa: no it’s okay I’ll just be the bottom in this lesbian hand situation

Chris: Please don’t lick the tv… I wish I didn’t have to say that

Max: I’m gonna Draw a really handsome Chris and Trevor holding hands

Jonathan: like the communist posters?

Max: no… more like boyfriends

Trevor *stumbling into the room looking panicked*: I think they’re holding an impromptu funeral in there

Robert: Guys you can beat children with bats cus it’s not you hitting them it’s the bat

Sandra: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Chris: Yes but I mean- In the same way I would also still love you if you were dead

Trevor: If you get hit by the moving set piece it’s you’re own fault, move faster

also Trevor: Hey guys just walk slow on the stairs they don’t have any supports yet so they might collapse a little

Dennis *referring to the Mona Lisa*: No I don’t like it- there’s no eyebrows.

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Even if everything went absolutely perfectly, I really doubt Summer Once Again full plot would have fit into the show's time slot.

[chrisbeansprmanager]

cornley drama society & onion headlines

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Armand feeding Santiago his line: "Because she discovered the murder." Santiago: She discovered her own murder? Armand: How could she discover her own murder? Have you not read the script? Santiago: I read my lines.

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Sandra: Just saw Chris struggling with a pickle jar and Robert said "allow me" just to tighten it more