#Robert California/Erin Hannon

[allmyandroids]

"Did some small part of you want something a little stronger?"

[robertcurlyfornia]

robert california once said "i was hoping you were going to make me feel better" to erin and this has never left my head since then! i mean YESSS just kiss already!!!!!

[andybernardirl]

and to add onto my previous bi andy post. he deserved a happy relationship with a man idc idc. him and oscar would've had such a great dynamic. him and michael would've been the funniest bitches alive. hell even him and robert california could've had something insane going on. anyways while we're at this erin should've had a girlfriend. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-virgoperspective]

Michael Scott

Dwight Schrute

Jim Halpert

Pam Beesly

Angela Martin

Ryan Howard

Kelly Kapoor

Phyllis Vance

Toby Flenderson

Stanley Hudson

Kevin Malone

Darryl Philbin

Andy Bernard

Oscar Martinez

Creed Bratton

Holly Flax

Robert California

Erin Hannon

[throwaway-loll]

Premise:

Andy begins dating Robert California’s ex-wife, and as plans go awry, Andy becomes increasingly paranoid as he tries to hide the relationship from Robert. Meanwhile, Dwight helps Erin deals with hiccups.

So I wrote a fan script for the Office just for fun lol. This would take place sometime in Season 8 after the episode Mrs. California. I wrote another episode that kind of sets the scene for this, linked in the Google Doc, although you’ll still be able to follow if you don’t read that one.

Let me know what you think lol.

[jjayolsen]

Robert California

Robert’s Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode Ten: Christmas Wishes

When he doesn’t sleep with Erin.

Robert’s Worst Moment:  Season Eight, Episode Eighteen: Last Day In Florida

When he plans on firing whoever the VP is of the Sabre store.

Robert’s Best Line: Season Eight, Episode Five: Spooked

“When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family’s. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child.

That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud heinous hissing sound. She walked to the nursey and there in baby’s crib was a snake wrapped around baby’s neck. Squeezing tighter and tighter, the crib was full of dirt, baby struggled to free itself from underneath. Reaching and clawing, gasping for air, embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, learching toward baby-- for they were mummies.

Amongst them was a man, tall, slim-- almost instinctively she turned to her husband, “oh, wait” she thought “I don’t have a husband”. For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn’t get past. Each night they slept one inch farther apart until one-night Lydia left. It was about this time, she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse, every time she wanted to act and didn’t another part of her face hardened until it was stone.

And that fevered night she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door “Baby are you okay?”. Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother, and said “I’m fine Bitch. I’m fine.”

Robert’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Eight, Episode One: The List

When he acts as if calling half of his subordinates losers is not a big deal; “it’s on them to prove him right or wrong”.

[apicturewithasmile]

The Office (US) | Christmas Wishes (8.10) | Deleted Scenes

“I was hoping you were going to make me feel better.”

[kiwiisuugar]

The Office without context

[watchingdiary]

the office

Type: Serial/Movie

Genre: Sitcom, Mockumentary

Number of Season(s): 9

Running Years: 2005-2013

Developed by: Greg Daniels

Based on British serial "The Office" by: Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant

Just like popular comment, this show is a bit off during the first season. It gets more and more better as the show goes on and eventually reaches its peak in season 5, for me personally. The show is as well full of life wisdom and messages, they have helped me through. Not to mention that this show is a meme stock. The plot is awesome and its comedy is something else.

[victoriaholmeswriting]

The Office Ask List

Michael Scott - Do you have a need to be liked?

Dwight Schrute - What is your ultimate goal?

Jim Halpert - What is your favourite form of humour? What will make you laugh no matter what?

Pam Beesly - Do you have a hidden talent?

Phyllis Vance - How kinky are you?

Andy Bernard - How important is music in your life?

Stanley Hudson - How often do you get really grumpy?

Angela Martin - Do you tolerate other people well?

Oscar Martinez - Are you the smartest person in your friends group? Is it important to you that people know how intelligent you are?

Kevin Malone - Do you use any tricks for learning/remembering things?

Meredith Palmer - Are you a confident person?

Creed Bratton - How strange are you on a scale of 1-10?

Darryl Philbin - How much do you love your weird friends?

Toby Flenderson - Who do you think is the Scranton Strangler? Why?

Kelly Kapoor - Are you a hopeless romantic?

Ryan Howard - How good are you with commitment?

Erin Hannon - Name a character you think was written only as a plot device or was otherwise misused.

Gabe Lewis - Name one of your biggest obsessions.

Nellie Bertram - Which character do you think did a complete 180 over the course of the series?

Robert California - Which character, if any, creeped you out the most?

[allmyandroids]

"I've been married thrice and each has ended in an acrimonious divorce. I'm not sure I'm the best person to give love advice."

[robertcurlyfornia]

So this is to the few people who enjoy Robert California/Erin content and fanfictions. I was rewatching the Christmas Wishes episode and I got a little disappointed again, just like the first time I watched it. I think it was clear to everyone how Robert and Erin had huge chemistry in this episode and on the other hand Andy was a jerk! Why didn't Erin kiss Robert? When he calls her to take a walk and said in his usual provocative tone of voice "I was hoping you were going to make me feel better." Seriously. I screamed. They should have kissed! The way Robert's hand slid smoothly over Erin's arms and how he took care of her when she was drunk. I mean, I am not crazy, AM I? They're both adults and one more time: ANDY WAS A JERK! – and Robert is always a good-looking man, by the way.

And EVEN MORE, notice the way he was always gleaming to her while she was having fun! Just look at the manner he gazes at her, in explicit admiration! Take the hint! Robert used to be the kind of half-hearted man or even untoward/kinky sometimes, but he was enthralled by Erin's energy at that party. I dare say it was a glimmer of interest which shined through Robert on that night.

"She's remarkable" Yes, Robert. She is. Definitely. And I think you're a ride she would've survived.

So, I don't have anything to say anymore. I'm totally partial to Robert. And I started enjoying Erin because of him. So... sorry if you like Andy, but I think he doesn't deserve Erin at all.

[the-officefanfics]

Hi. I'll make you all a deal. If you request something for any character of the office U.S. Version... I'll write it!

Ill do literally any character from Stanley Hudson... To Kevin Malone to Madge from the warehouse, to Robert California, to Oscar Martinez, to Erin Hannon, to Andy Bernard to Pam Beesly and finally to Michael Scott! Any one you want, and any type of story you eant... I'll do if !

[multiplefandomsofmaggie]

Lol me.

[typologycentral]

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[ordinaryhouseholdtoaster]

Dunder Mifflin Scranton Office Employees Ranked*

1. Pam Beesly 2. Michael Scott 3. Dwight K. Shrute 4. Erin Hannon 5. Creed Bratton 6. Jim Halpert 7. Robert California 8. Holly Flax 9. Kevin Malone 10. Prison Mike 11. Toby Flenderson 12. Darryl Philbin 13. Angela Martin 14. Andy ‘’Nard Dog’’ Bernard 15. Karen Filippelli 16. Oscar Martinez 17. Nellie Bertram 18. Meredith Palmer 19. Stanley Hudson 20. Phyllis Vance 21. Jo Bennett 22. Clark Green 23. David Wallace 24. Plop 25. Kelly Kapoor 26. Todd Packer 27. Gabe Lewis 28. Charles Miner 29. Deangelo Vickers 30. Cathy Simms 31. Jan Levinson  32. Ryan Howard *including anyone from corporate/Sabre who has ever commandeered Michael’s office or the conference room