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“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

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headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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Today is election day, and Donald Trump ended his campaign by calling Nancy Pelosi a bitch.

Go vote.

Okay, everybody, repeat after me: Voting is a civic duty, not a moral litmus test.

Voting is a civic duty, not a moral litmus test.

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: SEXUAL? Verdict: ACCEPTED

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also, polling places aren’t opening the whole day tomorrow. make sure you know when your polling places close and open.

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Chantilly Regal Blue (#f9c2dd to #024e77)

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Yayoi Kusama: Infinity Mirrored Room (2013) the souls of millions of light years away

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(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

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yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

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i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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“I’m tired of voting every 4 years”

You’re 26 and there’s 80 year old black women who remember a time when they couldn’t vote but STILL aren’t tired of it. Maybe it’s a skill issue on your part.

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To all Americans out there:

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Voters in Iowa have the opportunity to do something very funny here.