#Riverdale parents

[riverdaleregistersblog]

Now serving.

[relicorpus]

hey, this is my riverdale blog, you can call me relicorpus or corpus, i use they/them and it/its.

i'll be reblogging a bunch, and posting my own fic (and potentially my art!) on here.

feel free to send me an ask - i'm very obsessed with the adult characters particularly penelope blossom, penny peabody and the lodge parents so talk away to me about thoughts you've got about them. i'm also a huge cheryl fan so feel free to discuss her with me (particularly in relation to penelope)

also, formal apology to anyone who posted about riverdale years ago, i often queue a lot of posts in a burst, so you'll get a lot of notifs over a stretch of time if I like what you've got.

oh, and I tag everything I personally make with 'mine'. track that tag for my fics if you like!

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[sumquiasum]

I think these are fun so

[johnny-dynamo]

Artist Spotlight: Daniel Parent

[atrxides]

Falice x King Of My Heart Riverdale (2017-2023)

[mxrisacoulter]

hello yes i have found the quote for my gravestone

[strideofpride]

Okay yeah I am actually gonna write some meta about why Hermione & Hiram’s toxic relationship works for me and 🪑 doesn’t. a) Riverdale never romanticizes the Lodge marriage. There isn’t endless scenes full of bad dialogue where they declare themselves to be “epic love”. b) Riverdale’s narrative (often using Veronica as a mouthpiece) is very aware that Hiram has the power & control, and that while Hermione has certainly done her fair share of bad things, her badness is nowhere near comparable to Hiram. c) unlike 🪑 who have constant sex scenes seemingly for shock value more than anything else, the Lodges only have one (I assume we’re not getting another one). It’s not there for shock value, it actually serves a purpose - to show us why Hermione keeps going back to Hiram. By showing us only once, it packs a much more powerful punch (also it helps that both actors are actually hot 😏).

[ginger-grimm]

OC HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE 2024

Day 22: Time Problems

Dot Cahill's cousin Teddy Green and Paisley Monaghan's cousin Dilton Doiley created a time machine by accident, but they never intended for Dot to be taken back to Riverdale in the early 1990s. But this is exactly what occurs. Dot is suddenly surrounded by all of the grownups she has come to know as her and her closest friends' parents. except they are all teens and quite different from who they are now. She observes her parents with utter scorn for one another, only to be pulled together in the end by a game they all played and the tragedy that ensued. Her aunt Tina and late uncle Collin were just beginning their growing romance. Dot tries to steer clear of them, unable to control her sadness. Then there are Kippi's parents, Jack and Rebecca, who seem so distant from the catastrophe that awaits them in the future. It takes all of Dot's strength not to warn them about the it. Paisley's parents, Grayson and Audrey, appear to be the only ones who take Dot's warnings seriously. But by the time they convince their friends to listen, it may be too late to prevent the worst from happening.

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[rigginsstreet]

Imagine talking bad about Fred Andrews imagine not knowing his character at all. In 2024. Absolutely astounding

[jugheads-choni]

Two of Dan Parents’ most recent variants, oh I know THAT’S right!! My Cheryl & Veronica! 😂👏😮‍💨

[wallbeatjournal]

JIMIN MENTION. Riverdale characters as BTS members

unfortunately i did workshop this with the army gc and i think i have a proposal. it doesn't totally work because of gender dynamics and the way the universes of corporate-competitive art performance and riverdale aren't really quite aligned, but i think i got somewhere.

RIVERDALE MAINS AS BTS MEMBERS:

jughead = rm / kim namjoon. iconoclast. the lyricist-narrator of the whole deal. the link to the big corporate-bureaucratic metaplot in the sky. a typewriter kind of guy. there are so so so many of him and sometimes they interact. queerbait-complicit and yet sidestepping it.

reggie = jin / kim seokjin. the negotiator. the big-city boyfriend from the hallmark movie. the nation's son-in-law but DID flirt with your grandmother and your dad at the function. fed that mean old man from his bare hand. schemes and scams, less opportunistically than as a vocational calling. second place to karl marx and knows it.

betty = suga / min yoongi. she's resisting her idol image with her gratuitously-edgy secondary persona but she's still your poor little meow meow, your baby. she's alert! she's fractured! her amygdala is working sooo hard. her shadow grows and grows and she's avoiding it she's looking at it she's avoiding it she's looking. don't say tangerine.

veronica = j-hope / jung hoseok. idk it's about perfectionism. it's about how CRYING 👏 DOES 👏 NOT 👏 FIT 👏 WITH 👏 HER 👏 LIFE'S 👏 VIBE. it's about lean-in girlbossism. it's about success not creating psychological safety (but she wants more anyway bc what else is she here to do). she's nice but she's ruthless but she loves you!! and on several tragic levels iykyk: she da bus driver all of a sudden.

kevin = jimin. compulsive joiner. compulsive people-pleaser. compulsive flirt. compulsive. mapplethorpe fanboy. gender outlaw. a smoke-show, now. most likely to charm a late night talk show host. queerbaiter of the cruising-coded-crowd-scene variety. most likely to put it all on the line for a little cabaret ♥

cheryl = v / kim taehyung. questionable art appreciator. questionable painter. questionable self portrait accumulator. high-aesthetic curator of Scenes and Situations. president of gay fanservice (self-appointed). glamorous alien OR reclusive little freak. if the high-aesthetic, melodramatic-literary closet case lament fits.

archie = jungkook. golden boy all-rounder. beefcake-on-display. designated himbo. Wants To Help. will NOT contribute to a conversation so don't even try. gives kind of a sincere wounded baby animal quality at times. queerbait via lore-relevant chime card sponcon (this isn't jarchie but it does make you ask yourself "is charlie puth sort of jugheadcore, if jughead sucked (derogatory) instead of sucking (complimentary)?")

[supercap2319]

"Just so you know. I've never done that before. Go home with a guy after meeting him and his cute baby boy in the restaurant bathroom line." Y/N said as he pulled the covers more over his naked body, as if that action would quell the embarrassment he felt sitting in bed next to the very naked ginger stallion. He just moved into town and thought of trying the local cuisine. Though, he could never have imagined that he would be hooking up with a young father.

The guy, whose name was Archie Andrews, chuckled as he looked at Y/N. "What? You don't seduce single dads for a living?" Y/N knew that he was joking, but he still blushed hard. "I mean, jumping the sack with someone and having sex with them in only a short amount of time of knowing them. Doesn't that seem, I don't know, slutty?"

"It can be. But we didn't do anything wrong. All we did was make love." They both blushed.

"So, Archie? What do you do for a living?"

"I work at a construction company. I play music on the weekends and I'm a full time parent. You?"

"Nurse." Y/N said.

"Cool. So, I have to ask. You don't regret anything last night right?" Archie asked.

"I don't. Last night was... Wonderful and I'd like to do it again sometime. If you're up for it."

Archie chuckles. "Good." He leaned over and kissed Y/N as they went for round five of passion sex.

[sprolden]

revisiting riverdale season 3 episode 4 "the midnight club" post-season 7 is insane because so many of the story elements that are constants in the different incarnations of the main cast (riverdale/50sdale) are also true for the parent characters. and they're portrayed by the same actors. do you understand? fred & hermione dated because archie & veronica did and alice & fp dated because betty & jughead did. in a sense they're just yet another alternate main cast, so even when portraying the parents these characters are still stuck in their own respective narratives because that's what riverdale is about

[horrorlesbion]

I'm tired of you, still tied to me (Bleeding whenever you want) Too tired to move, too tired to leave I'm tired of you, still tied to me (It's just the way that you are)

[theafictionados]

Why FP & Alice were the most compelling ship on Riverdale Search Afictionados on your fave podcatcher!