#Riding mowers

[lycorogue]

There is a business in my town that sells riding mowers. Roughly three weeks ago they moved a red-and-black mower next to a yellow-and-black one.

My nerd of a husband pointed them out to me and said they look like Deadpool and Wolverine.

It's been nearly a month and I STILL can't unsee that.

This took embarrassingly long to edit.... 😅

[housecow]

too fat to drive a tractor now btw 😔

[radracer]

Honda Mean Mower V2 CBR 1000RR

[thegikitiki]

Riding Lawnmower Garage, 1968

[mylittleredgirl]

noooooooo lawn machine season has come early this year

[goshyesvintageads]

International Harvester Co, 1968

[lobbycards]

The Devil Rides Out aka The Devil's Bride, US lobby card. 1968

[misforgotten2]

Aldens Catalog - Spring and Summer 1966

[mitzis-make-believe-band]

May I present:

Larrymower

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

i want to put ocean in a jar and study her... why was she like that all the time . What made her like that. was that music she listened to so weird she got converted to weirdo freak religion

She must be studied why is she like that /silly

[greaterwestope]

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[acidloe]

The coty where I live has let the grassy verges alonside roads and footpaths grow out a bit this year and so many flowers and wild grasses are growing!

Some pics:

The blue ones first drew my attention, but the colour of those dark purple ones! I had to climb on some stuff to get decent pictures

[mylittleredgirl]

Last year I left my lawn till late because some wildlife orgs had advised that leaving it a bit later into spring is good for all the insect life. Of course, my neighbour assumed I was horribly sick and unable to move for making such a grievous grassy error that he went did it for me. Apparently it was an eyesore! I wasn't sure if i should be touched at the freely given neighbourly help or just offended at the slight upon my poor maligned grass patch. Neat lawn people just freak me out. He does his in the middle of rainstorms and I get horrible visions of those cartoon characters who electrocute themselves and you can see all their bones.

oh man!!! i know that feeling!!! a bunch of my lot was ripped up one year trying to find a broken water line, and so instead of grassing it over i bought a mix of wildflower seeds to try and grow a meadow along one side of my property that i thought would be a very pretty surprise for everyone in late summer. i live in a small town in a rural area with no HOAs or anything, but there are a lot of retired men on my street and Lawn Care is a major hobby. there is GREAT long-standing debate over The Right Mower Height for the best looking grass... and so on.

and they kept mowing my meadow down!!!

it was with such good intentions -- and i felt soooooo guilty for not mowing the REST of my lawn that was actually grass -- that i didn't know how to ask them to stop until the damage was done. and now they're always commenting on how that area is "just weeds" YEAH I KNOW MAN!! those aggressive bare-earth pioneer plants are gonna take over if you don't let my flowers grow long enough to seed!! no going back now!!

at one point i told some neighbors that i felt really bad for being the neighborhood embarrassment and they were like what? no you're not? and anyway i win because one of my neighbors is a huge huge dick, and it pays dividends to be as sweet as possible and act very grateful even when my neighbors overstep.

my current issue is the neighbor who always gives me the worst home care advice and really thinks he's helping me by cutting up rotten wood and stacking it on my woodpile while i'm at work, where i then have to burn through it to get to anything else, but he doesn't really take in social cues and he lost his wife and desperately needs to be of service to someone At All Times, so the truth is that sometimes the thing i contribute to the community is to be the neighbor who graciously accepts help even when it's not helpful.

[housewifebuck]

I'm 6' and I volunteer to stand between them so we can settle this debate 🥰

That’s so hot are you single

[bizarrelittlemew]

the gender euphoria of riding a lawn mower in my overalls and crop top listening to a mix of springsteen, the mountain goats, and a history podcast

[queenofbaws]

Whenever you're up for it, might I request six sentences of-- bear with me here-- the Curator, Dr. Hill, John, and Charlie trying and failing to figure out how to get a rider mower out of a lake, while Fiddler, who knows exactly how to fix this problem, has chosen to instead look on at the useless white collars and shake his head in quiet despair?

He had not been there to see it happen, this much was true, but it didn't take a genius to put the pieces together such as they were: The deep tire treads running through the silt, the sodden wheel still lazily turning over the water's surface, the ducks and geese screaming out their agitation from the reeds. No, he had not watched the sorry scene with his own eyes (and for that he was at least a little disappointed), but he thought it was easy enough to figure out, and he sure as shit knew how they could fix the damn mess.

"Get in the water," he said under his breath, good ol' Jack Fiddler who'd learned long ago that there were indeed times you used your brain to fix your problems, though they were far, far outnumbered by the ones where rolling up your sleeves and reaching through the grime served you well enough, "two steps in, maybe three, then you're done."

The others, though...Christ, but they just stood there staring, a couple anxiously pushing at their glasses while another fixed his cufflinks, the lot of them murmuring in low voices and gesturing with their hands as they tried to strategize the damn thing out of the mud. Once or twice he caught them glancing his way, like maybe if they disapproved hard enough or channeled all that prissy embarrassment into something that looked a little more like authority he'd sweep himself to his feet and do the dang thing for them.

Ah, the joke was on them, however: This was the kind of shit that kept him going, and hell, it wasn't like he had any plans...he could watch them sweat this one out all the live-long day!

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!