Who's the best in Hatchet Town? Part 1!
Album/show run
"Reynolds was in the school! We all know he's the local mule, selling drugs to our children!"
"I'm a volunteer counselor!"
"We know he loves killing!"
"I certainly don't love killing!"
Proshot
"Ziggy was in the school! We all know they're the local mule, selling drugs to our children!"
"So, is that a crime?"
"We know they love killing!"
"I certainly don't love killing!"
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hatchet town: pro-shot vs digital ticket!
here's how they performed it with the cameos vs on stage. (the lines i typed are the only one's that got changed) the digital ticket is also the version on the npmd album (buy here!). digital ticket available only with the bonus features (buy here as well :))
ziggy was in the school, we all know they're the local mule selling drugs to our children/so? is that a crime?
reynolds was in the school, we all know he's the local mule selling drugs to our children/i'm a volunteer counselor!
barry's on the loose and he's got a gun and he's got motive to kill!/i'm in a hurry!
bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun and he's got motive to kill!/i'm a cop!
careful or your kids will end up on karen's plate!
careful or your kids will end up on charlie's plate!
until gerald...went on his murder spree/i knew it was gerald!/linda, call my lawyer.
until jerry...went on his murder spree/i knew it was jerry!/it was girl jerri, that dirty girl!
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Okay, yall. Karen's accusations.
"Ziggy/Reynolds was in the school, we all know they're the local mule, selling drugs to our children.... we know they love killing"
Well, for Ziggs it's simple. They are a drug dealer (so, is that a crime?), and they're nonbinary. Those confused sinners, mutilating children's bodies!
Reynolds, he's a volunteer counselor. Karen once heard he recommended someone talk about getting Prozac! He pushes the idea of mental health, that's gonna get someone killed! They need to find their way to God.
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Oh yo I was just watching the Hatchet Town digtal ticket edition and I noticed that instead of the Cameos they had similar but altered lines for them. I'll list them!
no idea if someone's already done this but whatever.
Ziggy, replaced by Dan Reynolds:
"and Reynolds was in the school we all know he's the local mule, selling drugs to our children!"
"I'm a volunteer councillor!"
"we know he loves killing!"
"I certainly don't love killing."
Man in a Hurry, replaced by Officer Bailey:
"Bailey’s on the loose and he’s got a gun
And he’s got a motive to kill"
"I'm a cop!"
"The case is closed, his description matches the bill Fits the bill! He fits the bill! The killer’s gotta go for what he’s done If you don’t take him in I will!
*Bailey doesn't have a line*
Charles, replaced by Karen Chastity:
(there's no line differences other than name and pronouns.)
Gerald, replaced by Boy Jerry:
"Until Jerry went on his murder spree"
"I knew it was Jerry!"
"It was GIRL Jerri, that dirty girl!"
"Let's kill him!"
no idea why but the CC of this says "Gerry", and "her or Gerry" instead of "Girl Jerri"
UH yeah anyways I thought it was interesting to note-
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