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cilundi · 9 months ago

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My friend sent me this tweet with a single request - I obliged

#my art #mlynar #fan art #arknights art #Arknights #Arknights Mlynar #mlynar arknights #Młynar #Młynar Nearl #Mlynar Nearl #9 to 5 horse #Retirement can wait #Arknights fanart #Arknights meme #AK meme #AK fanart

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welcometogrouchland · 7 months ago

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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

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freakurodani · 5 months ago

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bokuto is how akaashi fell in love with volleyball and volleyball is how bokuto fell in love with akaashi

#hq!!#bokuaka #bkak #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #i was talking with isa and we were thinking of a canon compliant au where bokuto has to retire from volleyball before he can let himself #love akaashi fully bc ofc volleyball comes first for him #and after his last game of his last season akaashi is there and bokuto says #thank you for waiting for me #and then we both cried about it <3

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winkle-pickers · 1 year ago

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Inspired by this post, a really good discussion about it, and reassurance that life doesn't end after your twenties - quite the opposite in fact. Happy 43rd birthday Kaiba <3

#kaiba seto #seto kaiba #ygo #ygo dm #I KNOW IM LATE AJKSDHJASKF AGAIN #OTP: 'Kaiba x choosing over and over to live and keep going and reach out to the people already there waiting for him'#you can tag any ship you want tho lol #(shhhh in my secret extended brain universe)#(jou and anzu get together in their late 30s and between both of them CANNOT wrap a present)#(honda made the cake)#(yuugi will always answer the phone no matter how late)#(mokuba is family to all of them)#(isono has been offered several generous retirement packages and won't take them)#(he is going to SEE THESE KIDS THROUGH DAMN IT)#(Seto won't let him bodyguard anymore tho so mostly he just hangs around enjoying his seventies)#art tag

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 6 months ago

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made a phone call i'd been putting off for like two months, please clap

#been tryina get my paltry 401k rolled over to the place i now have a roth ira and screwed up who i needed them to make the check payable to #and the only thing worse than one (1) phone call with a retirement account provider is making the same call again.....#i got lucky today though there was like no wait which was one reason i was putting it off #anyway. then once it's in the new account i set up for it #i just have to call so fi to do the thing they claimed i could do where i pay a one time tax thing #and then i can put this in the other one as well...#isabel 2k24

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murd3rouscrow · 23 days ago

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I'm trying a new format for commentating on new episodes. Just opened my notes app and wrote things down as it went. As always, spoilers for the three gables, below the cut

MARIANA AND SHERLOCK ADVENTURE!!! LET'S GOOO

Hehe, Mariana is pretending to be John

They still kept John's intro though, I get why but it would've been funny if they made Mariana redo it

Steve??

She said sorry, Steve

Oh I love my little duo, Sherlock and Mariana, the power couple you are

Hehe Mariana doing shoutouts (Mariana pretending to be John ×2)

Aww, they want John to stay and rest and grieve

who doesn't like Sherlock?

Sherlock and Christmas lights is my favorite thing

aww, they're getting things for John

Unexpected item in bagging area... WAIT THE MIC, oh nevermind, she got it.

John's back... Yayyy...

I love me some John and Mariana banter

He looks stronger...

I FUCKING HEADCANONED HIM IMAGINING ANOTHER LIFE

He sees the ACD canon

I headcanoned the case hiatus too... If you even care

Gracias, but no gracias... 😞

Oh John and Mariana...

I want John to be social, but please let me have my Sherlock and Mariana adventure

Mariana and John being domestic

Mariana, John and Sherlock being domestic

Sherlock in a turtleneck :0

'Old school gender roles' then wear the dress John

I Better get my Mariana and Sherlock adventure

Mariana lying about the mic being off... :((

bit of traffic getting onto to Kensington high street

He wants to just go home, watch Christmas films and drink with his friends

'Oh! 🤨 Did they now? 🤔' 'i did not know that 😯'

Their sneaking off on a secret case so John doesn't get worried... I have a bad feeling about that

Chasing after Sherlock, just like John (Mariana acting like John ×3)

Shish you a merry Christmas

They're so sassy together, I love them

Again, it would've been a little funnier if Mariana tried to do the outro, but I get why they didn't.

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #can you tell im excited for this episode #i have been waiting for a Mariana and Sherlock episode #i looked back #ive been waiting for this since the retired colourman

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seaquestions · 7 months ago

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blake lets him keep it. this is a dire lapse in judgement on his part but they're just gonna have to live with it. (ids in alts)

#niksartstuffs #furry hockey league #ocs #furry art #theyre both.... like. ok.#conor is like. nice and soft spoken and awkward and sweet but then every now & then does smth SO serial-killer-esque.#and you just have to stand there like okay my perception of this kid has been irrevocably changed forever. what the fuck man.#and blake is very outwardly offputting and bitchy kind of on purpose which hides a deep insecurity which also hides a belief that he is #in fact better than everyone else which also hides a desperate need for someone to pay special attention to him. tch. typical.#then conor does pay attention to him. a lot. and blake likes conor more and more the weirder and weirder he reveals himself to be. win-win.#that being said i dont think they are getting together until they're like. 10 years into their careers LMAO. i keep making the burn slower #every time i think abt it. a couple yrs and then 10 yrs next thing u know it'll be when they're retired.#wait... coaching a team together........... no no i cant keep doing this to them. whatever actually i can have AUs for my own universe.#conlake baseball au. make that a reality.#idk what their portmanteau ship name should be. in my mind they are the obnoxious main ship that ppl with good taste ignore in favour of #blake/lucas or something. anyway. its fun meta thinking about my own work. these tags have gotten so far away from me.

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zoomclown · 3 months ago

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i know it's late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARREN GODBY

#warren godby #red valley podcast #red valley #Warren Godby the man that you are #Casually s*icidal middle aged/retirement age man who has 0 conflict resolution skills #a tendency towards violence #A love of retro games #And the diet of a toddler #Horrendously dysfunctional elder millennial with brain damage who is in love with his best friend #Popsicle man who'd rather not deal with it right now thank you #He can eat so much ice cream and never get a brain freeze #Captain shit #Somehow managed to land an incredibly intelligent and well adjusted wife oh wait nevermind #Is pretty sure tortoises will never love you back #Is he neurodivergent or is it just the trauma + brain damage #The most horrendously avoidant man of all time #Needs a lot more therapy than he ever ended up getting #Like if the frozen feeder eats you find in a pet store were also lab rats #Guinea pig of all time #Semi-willing recipient of evil science experimentation #Ok I think I'm done #I do love him

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murdockhawkeye · 3 months ago

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yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home

i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures

lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady

and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it

and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham

he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out

suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk

#h2o just add water #i'm not sure what made me think of this tbh #louise chatham #retirement home #elderly #bingo #lewis mccartney #rikki chadwick #cleo sertori #emma gilbert #karl h2o #my brain is just active all of the time when it comes to h2o rn #i just thought of like a dozen different aus in the past ten minutes #and i'm not exaggerating #still trying to get at least one actually finished though #i think lewis bonding with all these elderly ladies and being invited to bingos is the most accurate thing i wrote on here #why can i see rikki making that joke about him finding his people and lewis embracing it #i think she's made a similar joke before but i'm blanking #would it just be the old ladies that loved lewis #imagine if some of the old farts didn't like him because he was 'stealing' their ladies or something #lol lewis steal yo girl mccartney #i can also see a scene where emma tries to help someone and she just gets sassed at ? idk #i need a drink #and sleep #does anyone see my vision??#or am i crazy #no wait i'm definitely crazy #i don't need anyone to confirm that for me

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cum-villain · 1 year ago

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the flaws of the phrase "are you normal about" being used for "are you rational and kind about" really becomes clear when someone says "sure, you're punk, but are you normal about [x group]?"

like. the point of being punk is not being normal by societal standards you walnut. say what you mean.

#braincell posting #saw a post like this and took psychic damage #we need to retire the phrases 'normal about' and 'punk' until people online actually use them correctly #like i know what the person meant but. maybe this is my ''they changed what 'it' was'' grampa simpsons moment #wait a second was i just able to use a comma in tags #WHAT THE FUCK #i can use commas in tags now #post cancelled im going insane over commas in tags now #ok so apparently i can only use it at the end of tags #thats useless #anyways

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critter-of-habit · 1 year ago

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I have big visible arm tattoos and my septum pierced but this afternoon I was stopped by a little old man and asked to please help him work the fancy parking meters and oh did it make my heart happy

#not to judge the elderly but they can do judge me and I was delighted he didn't #he could have waited for someone more respectable looking #his name was Peter and he is a retired nurse #and he has three daughters and he said I should keep men's boots by my front door and a radio playing a talkback station so I'll be safer #critter rambles

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icewindandboringhorror · 8 months ago

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