#Resident Evil incorrect quotes

[kotoriarlert]

Anytime and anywhere.

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - My tits are awfully heavy, mind holding them for me for a while? 😏

Leon - Oh my god yes, PLEASE! 🥺

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover Incorrect Quotes pt.3!!: Kerchow

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Cassandra: MC has a good heart

Bela: Yes, I've noticed you staring at her 'good heart.'

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MC: You're cute when you get angry.

Donna: [glares]

MC: But not when you're angry with me.

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MC: I wrote a song for you.

Angie: That's so sweet!

MC: It's me screaming for 3 minutes straight because I was late for class after you reset my alarm.

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MC: I accidentally broke one of the arms on Alcina’s sculpture. How long do you think I'll live?

Daniela: Ten

MC: Ten what?

Daniela: Nine

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Bela: I regret ever gifting you that blender.

Angie, drinking a sandwich: Aww, why?

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MC: Your hair is a mess.

Daniela: You should see my life.

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Cassandra: What are the symptoms of depression?

Daniela: Why are you asking me?

Cassandra: Bela was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and said "why has god forsaken me"

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Alcina: If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, woul-

Daniela: Probably.

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Daniela: Bela won't come out of the bathroom.

Cassandra: Just tell her I said something.

Daniela: Like what?

Cassandra: Anything factually incorrect.

Bela, arriving a few minutes later: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet?

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MC: So the ingredients are just butter, flour, milk, and updog.

Donna: What's updog?

MC, yelling into the next room: ANGIE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!

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Reader, being pushed down onto Alcina's bed: "M-my lady.. shouldn't we close the door first??"

Alcina: "Quiet, pet, and bend over. I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."

All three girls, staring from the hallway in horror: "MOTHERRRR!"

[am-i-dead]

Various resident evil memes anyone?

[maemation]

Chris: *in the hospital dealing with memory loss after Edonia*

Chris: Are we boyfriends?

Leon: Worse…

Leon: *holds up his left hand and shows Chris his wedding ring*

Chris: *dramatic gasp*

[leonstoenailunderhisbed]

Alright gang I’m feeling silly so I made y’all some funny quote memes

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Leon: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Y/N, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Carlos, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Y/N: Coming right up.

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Luis watching Leon at the shooting range : I could take him

Ashley : who Leon? I don't think so

Luis : ...

Ashley : you mean in a fight right?

Luis : making heart eyes

Ashley : you mean in a fight, right?!

[revillage-jokes-and-theories]

Maid : I ask me if the mistress of this castle is also tall what I told ?

Alcina : *open the door*

Maid :

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition pt.3

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Y/n : *holding an antique bottle* "Is this whiskey or perfume?"

Leon: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Leon: ...

Leon: "It's perfume."

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Leon : "Ah shit, I forgot."

Y/n : "Forgot what?"

Leon : "...How do you expect me to answer that?"

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Leon : "Y/n, we tried things your way."

Y/n : "No, we didn't."

Leon : "Well, I did it in my head and it didn't work."

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Leon : "We need a plan to beat them."

Y/n : "Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food."

Leon : ...

Y/n : "Judge me all you want, I get results."

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Leon : "I don't know how to tell you this, but-" *dramatic sigh* "... I love you."

Y/n : "That's great, Leon! Especially considering the fact we've been married for six fucking years."

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[kotoriarlert]

Jill: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Claire: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

(Name):You're all pathetic

Claire: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

(Name): Leon

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - You ever notice that Major Krauser has tactical butt cheeks? (X)

Leon - *looks at (Y/n) bewildered* What the hell are you talking about?

(Y/n) - Next time the Majors wearing tactical pants, just look at his ass. I'm telling you, he's got those tactical butt cheeks.

*A few days later*

Leon - *approaches (Y/n) looking lost* Tactical butt cheeks. *he agrees with a solemn look*

(Y/n) - See I told you!

Jack - *having overhead both conversations, smirks to himself with pride, before sauntering past them while wearing his snuggest tactical pants*

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover incorrect quotes GO!!

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Miranda: What’s your biggest weak point?

Bela: I can be uncooperative.

Miranda: Can you give me an example?

Bela: No.

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Interviewer: So what do you find to be the most attractive quality in a man?

Cassandra: Usually their girlfriends.

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Daniela: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something.

Angie: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass.

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MC: Are you inside the ceiling, Mia?

Mia, from inside the ceiling: No.

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Cassandra: What's a Queen without her King?

Bela: Historically, better.

Cassandra: Well, what's Juliet without her Romeo?

Daniela: Alive?

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MC: I'm having a problem with this guy

Miranda: Kill him.

MC: No.

Miranda: Then I will kill him FOR you.

MC: NO.

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Daniela: Angie has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think she was made without them.

MC: That can't be true-

Daniela: Hey, Angie! Race you down the stairs!

Angie: *jumps out a window*

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MC: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Daniela: I have a strict mom. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

MC: You have a strict mom.

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Lemme know if you want more of these. I had fun making them.

[purpledusty]

Jill, with a paper in hand: Are Claire and Rebecca the only college graduates on the team?

Claire: I never finished college, it's just Rebecca

Chris:

Chris: You WHAT?

Jill: I thought you went back to college after you found Chris?

Claire: After two zombie outbreaks and possible PTSD it was hard to stand in a room full of people staring at the blackboard.

Barry: The fact that we never went to your college graduation makes sense now

Chris: Why did you never tell me this??

Claire: *shrugs*

Jill: So just Rebecca?

Rebecca: Me and Leon

Leon: Me? Oh yes, police academy, i forgot about that

Chris: how did you forget that?

Jill, writing down on the paper: Okay, everyone went to high school right?

Sherry: ...A bad time to mention I never went to high school?

Jill: okay, but everyone here did elementary school, right?

Jake: ...I have a funny story to tell you guys

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