#Resident Evil incorrect quotes

[kotoriarlert]

Anytime and anywhere.

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Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - My tits are awfully heavy, mind holding them for me for a while? 😏

Leon - Oh my god yes, PLEASE! 🥺

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover Incorrect Quotes pt.3!!: Kerchow

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Cassandra: MC has a good heart

Bela: Yes, I've noticed you staring at her 'good heart.'

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MC: You're cute when you get angry.

Donna: [glares]

MC: But not when you're angry with me.

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MC: I wrote a song for you.

Angie: That's so sweet!

MC: It's me screaming for 3 minutes straight because I was late for class after you reset my alarm.

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MC: I accidentally broke one of the arms on Alcina’s sculpture. How long do you think I'll live?

Daniela: Ten

MC: Ten what?

Daniela: Nine

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Bela: I regret ever gifting you that blender.

Angie, drinking a sandwich: Aww, why?

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MC: Your hair is a mess.

Daniela: You should see my life.

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Cassandra: What are the symptoms of depression?

Daniela: Why are you asking me?

Cassandra: Bela was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and said "why has god forsaken me"

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Alcina: If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, woul-

Daniela: Probably.

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Daniela: Bela won't come out of the bathroom.

Cassandra: Just tell her I said something.

Daniela: Like what?

Cassandra: Anything factually incorrect.

Bela, arriving a few minutes later: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet?

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MC: So the ingredients are just butter, flour, milk, and updog.

Donna: What's updog?

MC, yelling into the next room: ANGIE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!

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[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Reader, being pushed down onto Alcina's bed: "M-my lady.. shouldn't we close the door first??"

Alcina: "Quiet, pet, and bend over. I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."

All three girls, staring from the hallway in horror: "MOTHERRRR!"

[am-i-dead]

Various resident evil memes anyone?

[maemation]

Chris: *in the hospital dealing with memory loss after Edonia*

Chris: Are we boyfriends?

Leon: Worse…

Leon: *holds up his left hand and shows Chris his wedding ring*

Chris: *dramatic gasp*

[leonstoenailunderhisbed]

Alright gang I’m feeling silly so I made y’all some funny quote memes

[mamirhodessxox]

More Resident Evil Incorrect Quotes for my Bby’s <3

Leon: All snacks are gone.

Y/N: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Leon: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Jill, watching Chris and Carlos fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Leon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Jill: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Chris: Leon.

Carlos: Leon.

Leon: Me.

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Y/N: Yesterday, I overheard Wesker saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ada replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Wesker: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Leon?

Leon: …I’m sorry.

Wesker: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

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Carlos, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Carlos, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Carlos: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Luise: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Y/N: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Leon: Please don’t get arrested.

Y/N: No promises! <3

Jill: Why not both? Get creative!

Y/N: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Leon: Please don’t encourage them, Jill.

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Leon: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Leon: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Leon: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Chris, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Y/N: The car takes a screenshot.

Wesker: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Wesker: Y/N, we tried things your way.

Y/N: No, we didn't.

Wesker: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Ada: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Y/N: I really care about your feelings!

Leon: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Ada, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Jill: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Carlos: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Luis watching Leon at the shooting range : I could take him

Ashley : who Leon? I don't think so

Luis : ...

Ashley : you mean in a fight right?

Luis : making heart eyes

Ashley : you mean in a fight, right?!

[revillage-jokes-and-theories]

Maid : I ask me if the mistress of this castle is also tall what I told ?

Alcina : *open the door*

Maid :

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition pt.3

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Y/n : *holding an antique bottle* "Is this whiskey or perfume?"

Leon: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Leon: ...

Leon: "It's perfume."

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Leon : "Ah shit, I forgot."

Y/n : "Forgot what?"

Leon : "...How do you expect me to answer that?"

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Leon : "Y/n, we tried things your way."

Y/n : "No, we didn't."

Leon : "Well, I did it in my head and it didn't work."

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Leon : "We need a plan to beat them."

Y/n : "Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food."

Leon : ...

Y/n : "Judge me all you want, I get results."

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Leon : "I don't know how to tell you this, but-" *dramatic sigh* "... I love you."

Y/n : "That's great, Leon! Especially considering the fact we've been married for six fucking years."

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[kotoriarlert]

Jill: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Claire: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

(Name):You're all pathetic

Claire: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

(Name): Leon

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - You ever notice that Major Krauser has tactical butt cheeks? (X)

Leon - *looks at (Y/n) bewildered* What the hell are you talking about?

(Y/n) - Next time the Majors wearing tactical pants, just look at his ass. I'm telling you, he's got those tactical butt cheeks.

*A few days later*

Leon - *approaches (Y/n) looking lost* Tactical butt cheeks. *he agrees with a solemn look*

(Y/n) - See I told you!

Jack - *having overhead both conversations, smirks to himself with pride, before sauntering past them while wearing his snuggest tactical pants*

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover incorrect quotes pt.2: Electric Boogaloo

(cause yall liked the last one)

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Daniela: Would you slap Cassandra for a million lei?

Bela: I would roundhouse kick her in the face for free.

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MC: Aw, you threw a party for me? That's so nice of you-

Angie: I accidentally filled one of the balloons with poisonous gas so if any of them pop we might die.

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Elena: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Cassandra: Actually, I have three. Pick your favorite.

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Cassandra: See? She thinks I'm funny.

Bela: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.

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MC: Imagine stabbing someone with a lightsaber knife.

Bela: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed. So it's not very useful.

Mia: If you want information, it is.

Cassandra: And, in order, we see a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin.

Angie: Why would you stab a person when you can have VODKA?

Cassandra: There's the Hufflepuff.

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MC: Alcina. Wake up.

Alcina: Ugh, it's three in the morning. What do you need?

MC: I need you to- Are you wearing makeup?

Alcina: I have to look good in case I die in my sleep.

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Donna: MC, please, no one here knows we’re dating.

Elena, walking by: Yes they do.

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Angie: I will now drink 8 cans of beer in 3 minutes.

Daniela: Nope! No you won't, because if you do that, you will die.

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Cassandra: I'm the type of person who likes to think things through.

Daniela: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

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Daniela: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Cassandra: That would suck because you can't microwave metal...

Bela: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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[purpledusty]

Jill, with a paper in hand: Are Claire and Rebecca the only college graduates on the team?

Claire: I never finished college, it's just Rebecca

Chris:

Chris: You WHAT?

Jill: I thought you went back to college after you found Chris?

Claire: After two zombie outbreaks and possible PTSD it was hard to stand in a room full of people staring at the blackboard.

Barry: The fact that we never went to your college graduation makes sense now

Chris: Why did you never tell me this??

Claire: *shrugs*

Jill: So just Rebecca?

Rebecca: Me and Leon

Leon: Me? Oh yes, police academy, i forgot about that

Chris: how did you forget that?

Jill, writing down on the paper: Okay, everyone went to high school right?

Sherry: ...A bad time to mention I never went to high school?

Jill: okay, but everyone here did elementary school, right?

Jake: ...I have a funny story to tell you guys

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