#Religious Movies

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Baka -

The Ten Commandments (1956) dir. Cecil B. Demille

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

Nobody:

That one guy from the awful fever dream that was the movie God's Not Dead:

I hate those films so much, one was already too many but there's four of them? I can't believe I used to actually like the first one, I would rather be strapped to a chair and forced to watch The Last Airbender for 24 hours straight in a pair of jeans that someone is constantly throwing water onto every hour to ensure they never dry than watch any of the God's Not Dead movies.

[gene-forrester]

I have total recall. Sure. Prove it.

The Chosen (1981) dir. Jeremy Kagan

[everlastinghistory]

There’s a little less than a month left until Christmas so I wanted to post the link to one of my favourite Christmas movies from when I was a kid <3

The Beginners Bible: The Nativity

Hopefully I will be posting photos of my tree and nativity scene in my room later this week as well. I’m not sure when I’ll be putting up my Christmas decorations, but I’m aiming for this weekend at the latest.

[clandestinewhore]

𐕣 𐕣 ����

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

I have. A request.

[loganspr1ncess]

i’d suck him like a caprisun

[rjptalk]

MOSES, MEL, AND ME - GARRY ARMSTRONG

Before I put a finger on the keyboard, I admit this is probably heresy, at least to some people. As Easter approaches, one simply doesn’t make fun of religious movies. But I do. Last night, Marilyn and I had our annual viewing of “The Ten Commandments.” Cecil B was, again, going for life-altering moments. But really, he gave us much-needed laughter. It isn’t a movie that has stood up well to the…

[texaschainsawmascara]

The First Omen gender reveal promo

[luciewitch13]

Sidney Sweeney in immaculate

[acecroft]

THE FIRST OMEN (2024) dir. Arkasha Stevenson

[angsty-art-ist]

and G-d made Eve to bear the curse of blood

[gothyween]

♱ 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 ♱

[goryhorroor]

horror symbols: crucifixes

In horror movies, crosses are often used as protective charms or magical weapons against supernatural enemies, but in horror movies critiquing catholicism, it could relate to a character a tramua of theirs and what is being used to scare them.

[freefallintothevoid]

I believe in my heart of hearts that the Lego Batman movie exists in DC and that it was created by the batfamily as a way to throw off the conspiracy theorists

Maybe the superhero forums were getting too close to realizing their identities again. maybe one of their injuries had accidentally gotten spotted by the paparazzi. maybe they were just running out of plausible alibis. maybe they just wanted to be funny.

Bruce gave the world the "do the butts match" meme. His children give the world a cinematic masterpiece.