#RelientK

[jilliankayeart]

And I’m begging you I’m begging you I’m begging you to be my escape 🌼 Warm weather means blasting @relientk ✌🏻

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[combeauferre]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

THANK U COLA !!

[unfoldingmoments]

Songs we wish we wrote

Dare you to move by Switchfoot / Who I am hates who I've been by Relient K/ To get to me by by Anthem Worship Welcome to the planet Welcome to existence Everyone's here Everyone's here Everybody's watching you now Everybody waits for you now What happens next? What happens next? I dare you to move I dare you to move I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor I dare you to move I dare you to move Like today never happened Today never happened before

I watched the proverbial sunrise Coming up over the Pacific and You might think I'm losing my mind But I will shy away from the specifics

'Cause I don't want you to know, where I am 'Cause then you'll see my heart In the saddest state it's ever been This is no place to try and live my life I'm sorry for the person I became I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change I'm ready to try and never become that way again 'Cause who I am hates who I've been Who I am hates who I've been No matter who I've been No matter where I've run There's no height, no depth You haven't overcome Because of who You are Because of what You've done To get to me, to get to me You took my sin Left it on the cross Paid a price I couldn't pay Oh what love Would sacrifice Would give its life To get to me, to get to me I dare you to move I dare you to move I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor I dare you to move I dare you to move Like today never happened Today never happened before Song Ref: https://open.spotify.com/track/6UaCfWCm3Eg8pMg4oh9ZZS?si=d677ccd8524548f8

[maddenikaris]

Finding out the origins of the vanilla extract meme and it’s from a blog with the url of my all time favorite band

Wild

[givelifetoaworld]

i love the vanilla extract meme 1) mutual made it on accident and 2) i often get paranoid when baking things with vanilla extract because im scared of putting too much so it’s personally relatable

[sirduke]

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

[redheadedgirl]

My best friend and I have a running joke every-time we use water chestnuts.

[emporium]

Tumblr Vanilla Extract 32oz Water Bottle • $28.00

Pree, the apprentice craftscrab, overslept and missed their crafting shift the other day, but wanted to make it up to their grandpa Thisp, the crabby head craftscrab. How best to impress him? Oh, of course! Create a beautiful water bottle out of Tumblr’s newest meme! The speed, the nimble ingenuity! Marketing genius! Surely this will get them back in favor!

Choose from over 16 different colors

32 oz. stainless steel water bottle

Removable Lid with Straw

Double-wall vacuum insulation

The Vanilla Extract Meme was started by Tumblr user relientk.

[combeauferre]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THANK U !!

[capnsoapy]

So it looks like this was updated in May 2023, but when you're updating your theme on desktop there's an option to turn on "sample posts" instead of looking at your own blog, which previews @demo instead. and it's just a really interesting selection.

first there's a few sample posts to show off image sets, asks, links, and the plethora of text formatting options:

then there's a series of posts to demonstrate how the various media are displayed. for audio there's an actual @everydaylouie song, for video there's an ad for [tumblr] live, and for polls and reblog chains there's @relientk's original vanilla extract saga:

and then, for quotes and photos, there are still the original two. the confucius quote and the fischinger photograph. these are from november 2006; before the site went live for the first time:

It's such a perfect little curated slice of website

[themaster72]

@never tought scrolling on tumblr till´ 3 am would be so fun, but after breaking the boop o meter beyond repair i think i need to sleep... but first shoutouts to the cool people who booped back during the massacre booping: @diffidentlibraryghost @yeehawwillow @happytrashhottub @akanemnon @closetfascination @shyblacksheep @peach-the-owl @shadokwastaken @genrihgayne @kid-of-chaos @bettinalevyisdetermined @crystalshard @jukeswithscythes @jimekas @analog-television @assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs @dea-certe @everydayspamton @midos @stinktronz @relientk @aso-bi @oktoberli @oorangejjuice  @permanentcoldhands @hoodiegal @ell-does-stuff @eeevi @belyjmotylek @inkandpaintleopard @lilybug-02 @negativespace06 @nyanto5 @lynaferns @whatthegorf @macapoodle @min-haven-pokemon-sanctuary @auroraaveva @cobaltbluwu @artisadie @spookachtig-wezentje @cosymelody @bethama @greyscalegoth @esmereldafloyd @incomingawn @miauuuuuuuchis @ladiemars @oh-lord-its-autumn have a good night! :D👍

[roxynugget]

I'd like to propose a new internet rule called Relientk's Law, which states that if a poll contains a deliberately funny or out-of-place option, it will automatically win, regardless of the contents of the rest of the poll.

[wehaveassumedcontrol]

"Average person enjoys bitter, slightly overfragrant cakes" factoid actually statistical error. Tumblr user relientk, whose cakes are 42% vanilla extract, is an outlier adn should not have been counted