#Recording Assistance

[tea-cat-arts]

Actually, I hope Jiaoqiu stays blind (at least for a couple years in our time) and just bullies the Xianzhou alliance into inventing disability aids and treating disabled people better

[morganbritton132]

My sister, texting me: How do you feel about assisted suicide?

Me: *briefly forgetting there’s a medically assisted suicide amendment on the ballot this year*

[scoringeffects]

connor and leon same points per playoff games btw. in case u were ever under the impression they do anything without eachother

[otaku553]

Naruhodo Legal Consultancy

(Wouldn’t it be fun if susato kept taking cases as naruhodo ryutaro post canon? As a defense lawyer employed by the naruhodo legal consultancy?)

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

The sweater says "collects comic books" and the face says "collects phone numbers"

The Guardian Weekend (2006)

Transcript:

Hi, I'm David-in-my-pants," says the very boyish, handsome 34-year-old striding towards me, arm extended, wearing, as promised, his underpants. Perhaps the train journey from London to Cardiff was worth it after all.

"I just don't have the courage of my convictions about my fashion decisions-I think I need some guidance there," he adds in his charming Scottish accent, his eyes all characteristically puppyish and pleading. Yes, the trip is definitely worth it so far.

This fashion insecurity is a bit surprising, though, seeing as it comes from David Tennant, the tenth and latest Dr Who (he's in Cardiff filming the newseries) and, according to the Pink Paper, "the sexiest man in the universe" (Tennant claimed, sweetly, that he was "somewhat surprised" by that accolade.)

When playing the title role in the BBC's widely acclaimed Casanova, Tennant wore flouncy blouses with aplomb; and his outfit for Dr Who English tweeds paired with scruffy Converse - has already received plaudits from the fashion press. "It's not a million miles from what I usually wear," he says, "so I now have to be careful if people see me out and about looking too much like Dr. Who, that would be pretty naff."

The Converse were inspired by Tennant himself - he's been devoted to the brand for more than 20 years - so when I tell him that David Cameron wears them, too, he reels back into the sofa, aghast "No!" he whispers. "You`ve just ruined them for me.

He insists that becoming a recognised face has not changed his style, but has made him more conscious that he shouldn't wear something more than once because people comment on it. This, naturally, means constant wardrobe updates, which rather goes against a Presbyterian upbringing "that would never permit any conspicuous consumption."

Tennant's teenage years were a swamp of fashion mistakes, he says, citing in particular a pink jumper that we wore for years until someone told him that it was, well, terrible. And at 15 he sported a paisley shirt, skinny tie and cropped jacket combo that "properly expressed myself" - unfortunately, his tracksuit-wearing peers disagreed and punched him in the face. "Yeah, that didn't work out too well."

He is, he says repeatedly, not a shopper. "I do that typical male thing of finding one thing and doing it to death, like Paul Smith suits." He recently discovered H&M, he adds, enunciating each of the letters carefully, as if tentatively speaking in a new language. "Plain T-shirts for only a tuppence."

Yet despite all of this he seems at ease during the shoot. He particularly likes a tan jumper, which prompts him to stroke his hands over his chest in a most distracting manner. "I love this - what is it?"

Burberry, comes the answer.

[nick-close]

So I realize I’ve totally been dead on this account for months, which has boring life reasons. Instead of all that you can take this tho sorry gang

[grubloved]

my favorite bakery coworker came over for dinner last night and lavender made a fucking insane feast... home grown honeynut squash roasted with brown butter and sage and blended into reduced homemade chicken stock with garlic onion habanero chili oil and cream poured over fresh pasta with basil and ricotta & smashed gin and sage chicken thighs with crispy skin & my coworker brought a really lovely fennel arugula lemon green apple salad it was incredible and we did not take any photos but i am very delicious

[fishareglorious]

HWAT IS THIS. TEN DAYS OF PICRASMA JARS??!?!!?!?

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

My favorite funny thing on occasion is to imagine sugar baby/daddy dynamics with Tails ships

Something so comical about the fact that Sonic the hedgehog (hedgehog without a home) would be sugar baby to Tails (fox who has so many labs. Like who needs to worry about money when your little buddy pays for stuff heroing doesn't and keeps his bases fully stocked with ingredients for your favorite food

Or like, Tails, who basically ended up being Sonic's sugar daddy, accidentally gaining more sugar babies by virtue of making sure certain characters don't inconvenience people (basically playing damage control)

While I think it's Rouge mainly who would probably suppliment the money for Omega and Shadow (if need be) and play this sort of role for them, it's still funny to imagine Tails insisting on setting them up in hotel rooms because Shadow was just about to sleep outside and saw no problem with that (and because Tails can't very well just let Shadow do that)

A friend of mine also moved that, under this framework, after the idw issues where the Chaotix took a job helping Knuckles get an artifact back, Tails would just silently patch them rent money as an apology for the whole thing.

Rich inventor Tails accidentally gaining bfs out of the main cast as his sugar babies because he's assumed responsibility for their antics and cares about them too much to just let them live life the way they have been. Do you see my vision?

[shannonsketches]

lays on the floor do y’all ever think about how hardcore Goku’s transformation into ssj was from a grief born of love and how intense Gohan’s into ssj2 was from a grief born of love and how at the sight of his wife being hit but still knowing she was alive Vegeta in ssj1 was able to do what Goku couldn’t achieve in ssj3 and we have no idea what intense grief born of love would do to him but we do know that him letting himself feel unbridled joy made him absolutely terrifying

I think about that a lot

[ladybugsimblr]

Rebi Cam™️

She said I deserve better, hopped on her tricycle and was out. And zooming too! ✌🏾

I'm sorry! I'm gonna go get her right now. Don't be mad at me. She looks like you but she acts just like her mama when she's mad. That is not my fault!

[pittsburghpenguinsaffirmations]

Through sheer spite and the power of the Sid Stache Sidney has a Game*™ and saves us

so i couldn’t watch the game last night and went back this morning to watch…

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

i guess the haircuts (facial or otherwise) really are the key 😭😭😭

[science-bastard]

i watch my assistant’s hands as they carefully draw up sterile diluent from a vial. the way their fingers curl elegantly to withdraw the syringe is something i could never get tired of watching. our eyes briefly meet as they reach for the vial of powder and inject the diluent into it. the two combine to form a milky lavender solution. i’m almost transfixed as their steady hands draw the fluid back into the syringe once more, and even more so when they deftly swap the old needle out for a new one in the same breath.

and then those hands—an exquisite arrangement of well-trained bone and muscle and sinew—present the syringe to me. one of my own skeletal arrangements closes around the barrel, and my pulse does something strange in my chest.

[the-physicality]

So far in this game

DT’s officially passed Lindsay Whalen to be 4th in career assists

BG hit 800 blocks

Tash cloud becomes the franchise leader in most assists in a season (a record which was most recently held by Diana Taurasi)

[3416]

"is the sun important to you" has to be one of the funniest questions ever asked in media availabilities

[carpehistoryandthepens]

I open the game and hear a Kathy mention!! its a good game.