#Rapunzel was a bitch and i loved her for it

[avionvadion]

I'm still baffled about why Riddle's getting the Rapunzel event, and not Vil. Vil is from the Land of Pyroxene, which is the TWST version of the Germanic countries, so he has a connection through that. TWST Gothel would be a good foil for him. Riddle seems random. The only connection I can make between them is that both Riddle's mother and Gothel are bitches.

Riddle being the SSR Rapunzel makes sense to me solely because of his mother resembling Gothel. She controlled him since before he was even born, making a full on schedule for his future and the like, then became even more overbearing and manipulative after he was born now that she could put her plans in motion. She controlled everything he could do or eat and basically even think, keeping him "locked up" in a very specific set rules and never allowing him any freedom. Gothel's whole thing is gaslighting and manipulation. Any affection she seems to give Rapunzel is solely to her hair. She doesn't kiss Rapunzel on the forehead. She kisses her hair. The magic hair she needs to stay young and immortal.

Vil never knew his mother, and his father is shown to be very loving. While he does have that Germanic connection, it doesn't make sense for him to be the SSR, whereas for Riddle it'll be able to explore his relationship with toxic mother more.

[devondespresso]

Max as puss in boot you say?... what if.....

puss in boot the last wish but with max???

like maybe she is forced to confront her mortality when billy dies?

lusac as kitty soft paws ? maybe less trust issues and more trying to connect with people and not really getting that in return?

el as the little dog that i don't know how to spell his name but i love? shes got probably the saddest backstory of anyone but is so in love with life that its hard to tell this ray of sunshine has seen the worst

hear me out... billy as death because id assume death appears as what would be scariest to the person he's after (why hes a wolf going after puss in boots) (also cause he loves the smell of fear) so itd fit because billy also fucking terrifying but itd be more personal that say vecna being after her cause billys death is what reminds her of her mortality

maybe the California gang as goldie and the bears with joyce being the mom specifically because the mother bear is just so sweet i love her

then since this movie like directly references the shrek canon Steve Eddie and Dustin are still Fiona Shrek and Donkey

and fuck, this is inspiring shrek 2 thoughts now because that movie is even more amazing agjsjfzjgzngzgjzng and actually fits the plot pretty well?? at least the part where fionas parents are not cool with shrek and FUCK STEVE BEING SECRETLY PART OGRE COULD BE A GREAT METAPHOR FOR HIM BRING GAY LIKE HOW HE USUALLY LOOKS HUMAN AKA STRAIGHT BUT HES ✨SECRETLY✨ PART OGRE AND NOONE CAN KNOW AND MARRYING A WOMAN WILL MAGICALLY MAKE THIS SECRET PART OF HIM "GO AWAY" BUT IN THE END HE LEARNS TO EMBRACE THIS SECRET PART OF HIMSELF AND LET HIMSELF BE IN LOVE

and then in shrek 2 he brings eddie home to meet his parents and they're Not Happy because from a homophobic perspective Eddie turned their son gay and dude the dinner scene would fit so perfectly its crazy

fairy godmother and charming and like the second half of the fuckin movie have me stumped now shit um maybe eddie grabs a potion that would make him this beautiful girl ??? maybe we change shrek canon a bit and so the fairy godmother is Karen wheeler and nancy is charming (bear with me please) and like the motivation for charming to be king is the same but like nancys really reluctant at pretending to be steves lover and karens not super malicious about it

like i love them and this is not a nancy or karen slander post i just can't fit anyone else there and i think it could work?? like at the end when king harold shields shrek and fiona from the magic it could be nancy instead (since we don't mind vilifying the Harrington in this house they could've been like uh go for it a lack of eddie solves out problems like hell maybe they could even be the ones getting nancy to pretend to be in love with steve in this au)

and the only thing 100% the same between shrek and this au is the soundtrack because its so good

also this was way longer than expected and not at all planned out but yea. i won't do shrek 3 or 4 because A) fuck shrek 3 all (most of) my homies hate shrek 3 and B) shrek 4 could work probably better than any of these but I Dont Wanna

I'm willing my brain to relax, maybe focus on writing something meaningful, but no. You know what the traitor does?

It fucking came up with a Shrek Steddie AU. I'm refusing to name it because my exhausted brain is yelling SHREKKIE and no, that's not happening.

Eddie, an outcast ogre, nudged by a Donkstin (don't ask, I'm so tired, Donkey Dustin shortened in the worst way possible) and hired by the evil Lord Tommy to rescue the princess. He fell in love with her luscious hair.

Well surprise, the princess is a prince and the mirror refuses to correct him (it's Mike, by the way. Mike is the mirror and he barely holds back the sarcasm). Steve is as bitchy as they come and quickly adopts the donkey. Meanwhile the dragon guarding Steve falls for Dustin (when Steve gets carried out of the castle by Eddie and the dragon catches up, Steve just walks up to her and strokes her nose, saying "sorry for disappearing like that, Suzie).

Did I mention they also meet a ginger puss in in boots - Max? Yeah, so that happens. Her words are just as sharp as her rapier.

Anyways, they live happily ever after and all that.

Happy, brain? We let it all out, now let me think of ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE.

[multiicolor]

anyways pony raps doing this tho <33

[jakebakingbaconpancakes]

Even when Rapunzel figured everything out, Gothel is still using her usual manipulations.

"Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?"

Undermining Rapunzel and going in for a hug to show she still 'loves' her despite her stupid question.

But Rapunzel pushes her away, accusing her of everything. Gothel deflects, still playing the 'loving protective mother' role.

"Everything I did was to protect you."

But Rapunzel finally sees through her mask, and can't believe that Gothel's still trying to feed her the same bullshit she's given her for 18 years in order to control her. And she pushes her away again. She's done listening.

And it's here Gothel realizes she can't manipulate Rapunzel with her usual tactics anymore. But that doesn't mean she doesn't have another weapon up her sleeve.

"He won't be there for you."

So she brings up Eugene.

"What did you do to him?"

This time she doesn't bother denying that she's behind everything. But that's not the point. She brought up Eugene because she knows Rapunzel is going to ask about him. Then Gothel goes for the jugular.

"That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes."

She tells Rapunzel of Eugene's fate, and Gothel knows the news will devastate her. She thinks this is where she gets her control back. Eugene 'leaving' made Rapunzel run back to Gothel, and thinks his death will keep her in her grasp for good.

But even then that doesn't work either.

This is where Rapunzel completely breaks away from her. Only when Rapunzel denies Gothel her hair, her eternal youth, that Gothel finally puts down her mask. She doesn't need it anymore. She has another forceful way of controlling Rapunzel anyway.

("You say I'm the bad guy? So be it.")

(edit because i posted this in such a hurry and i still have more notes for this scene)

Just as Rapunzel sees the real Gothel, Gothel in turn finally sees the real Rapunzel. She's taken aback at her strength (i mean she knows Rapunzel pulls her entire weight up the tower several times a day but this is where she finally gets how strong she is as she tries to break free)

For years Gothel has a tight grip on her, now she is in Rapunzel's. The power dynamic has shifted, and Rapunzel uses this to tell Gothel straight to her face that she can't control her anymore. And Gothel sees this tiny girl finally stand up against her and sees what she's really capable of.

And bitch is terrified.

[zyn0nn]

Chat, would you hate me if in my Ever After High rewrite I:

- Have Darling be the one to find the real Storybook of Legends lost in Wonderland

- Made Dexter steal Ravens place in the Storybook of Legends, essentially giving her his role and happy ending whilst he becomes the main villain thinking it’s all to help his loved ones

- Made Apple fall down the Well of Wonder instead of a water well as a kid (Beginning her first arc with Darling)

- Wrote their evil counterparts from Spring Unsrpung as their deepest fears and desires, making Apple want to destroy their world because she deeply hates and resents her fate

- Made Apple actually act like a bad bitch

- Daring the Beauty and Rosabella The Beast

- Wrote Appling friends to frenemies to lovers

- Wrote Dexven lovers to enemies to—

- Daring = Golden Child, Darling = Mothers Disgrace, Dexter = Fathers Failure

- Changed Hopper to not crush on Briar for only her beauty, but because he admires her effort and courage in making memories and forming connections with others even if she might lose them to fate

- Made Hollys fate be Rapunzel’s mother instead of being Rapunzel herself and have her question if signing her child’s life away and never see her grow up is actually for the greater good

- Aged the characters up to 19-22 because I can’t mentally deal with how young and traumatized they are in the show

- Fixed up their Magic touches to be a little more useful

- For the betterment of humanity fixed Hunters haircut

[mao-likes-2-draw]

ace attorney into the woods au…….save me…….

character choices explained under cut !!!

baker and baker’s wife - diego and mia : okay so. love cut off very tragically. and for lanamia purposes because lana is cinderella’s (miles’) prince. mia is very determined and she dies in the process of reaching the goal because she became distracted, like the baker’s wife.

jack - phoenix : jack is very attached to things, and so is phoenix. he would be trying to get milky white back like his life depended on it. also made him jack so that diego could say “its because of you theres a giant in our midst and my wife is dead!” because he blamed phoenix for mia’s death 🙏🙏 i <3 angst. oh and also he can be friends with red :)

just…dont ask me who his mother is. i dont know.

little red - maya : shes young and just like little red, is kind of sheltered and has some terrible shit happen to her that leads to a revelation about the real world. shes on a search for her mother, or in this case, granny. i know it makes more since for red to be mia as she was looking for misty and the truth and died along the way, but shes already the bakers wife and it can apply somewhat to maya as well.

cinderella - edgeworth : okay so this one is kind of silly. hes like the von karma black sheep and i think franziska being a stepsister is hilarious. i dont think they would have as bad of a relationship and cinderella and lucinda do in the actual show, but the rivalry is still there. he also is the type to run away from hard things because…we have JFA to thank for that.

also gregory can be the ghost

the witch - kristoph : he doesnt have any relation to mia or diego, but him and klavier work pretty well as the witch and rapunzel. i dont know why klavier is related to diego in this. lets just say kristoph did some weird ass wizarding shit that made himself and klavier look very similar. i dont know. the witch is a very complex character but i dont want kristoph to be as sympathetic as she was. he is very interesting but less “right” than the witch was. in her words, “i’m not bad, im not good, i’m just right!” kristoph…isnt really right.

he also loves petty revenge and would do the whole monologue.

princes - lana and ema : siblings, for one thing. lana and mia could have a moments in the woods type of thing going on. mia has a bisexual awakening. lana also works with edgeworth, but in this version i dont think shes very in love with him. its more about asserting her authority as royalty. edgeworth isnt in love either, just as cinderella is unsure of her decisions. ema is the same way. she cannot stand klavier.

the line in agony where rapunzel’s prince says, “you know nothing of madness till you're climbing her hair…all the while hearing her ‘aahhhh’” i feel like that could be recontextualized from “im madly in love” to “oh my goodness this bitch wont stop singing”. the princes, or princesses, are much more reluctant about their counterparts in this au.

lavender marriages. take what you will.

steward - angel starr : okay so the steward(ess) isnt an important character but . maybe idk (im insane) him and cinderella’s prince had some kind of relationship. i mean….he gets around. and lana does too—its insane.

and im pushing the starrskye agenda (cinderella’s prince x steward?? 🤨🤨)

rapunzel - klavier : rapunzel is reminiscent of 17-year old klavier. i feel as if that controlling relationship rapunzel and the witch has is almost like his and kristoph’s. kristoph is keeping klavier close to him because hes afraid if he sees the world he’ll know that what kristoph is doing isn’t right. kristoph is great, and he’ll always be nice, until klavier wants to leave. everything will be fine, as long as klavier depends on his for the rest of his life.

also they both have ridiculous names, and they both sing i guess??

lucinda and step-mother - franziska and manfred von karma : another thing i thought was funny. it just makes sense (somewhat) in the context of this au. its important to note theres only one stepsister now, and i know theres an older VK daughter but im too lazy to cook up a design.

mr. wolf - redd white of bluecorp : hes dangerous and lurking. he killed mia, sure, but he also framed maya and therefore put her in danger. hes definitely got that predator animal vibe to him, but hes also just as charismatic as the wolf. he also had a major hand in the disappearance of misty.

granny - misty fey : a victim of the wolf. a victim of redd white.

WHEW that was long. wow. okay so i hope this was good!! there is not an into the woods fandom and i will personally make that happen if i have to. great musical!!!

[cowboy-doinggay]

the bats favorite Disney/Pixar princesses.

Bruce: Aurora/sleeping beauty 

I feel like Bruce would like the classic Disney princess

Maleficent really changed him as a person

Dick: Moana

Just for the soundtrack

And the oldest daughter syndrome

Jason: Tiana

he can relate to Tiana more. ( Aladdin is his favorite because they both street rats)

The love of food.

Tim: Jasmine

They both snuck out and gone into the city. 

Both Aladdin and jasmine were his bi awakening

Damian: Mulan

The both study the blade

For the soundtrack as will

Fucks with the Khan heavy (the horse)

Kate: Mulan

Who doesn’t love a women kicking ass

Every lesbian I know loves Mulan (hi I’m the lesbian that loves Mulan)

And the soundtrack

Both were solders

Stephanie: Rapunzel

Another women kicking ass

Blondes got to stick together

Villain as the parent traumas

They both are purple girlies

Barbara: Meredith

Another bad b, kicking ass and taking names

Red heads got stick together

The 3 brother that turn into bear reminds her of some certain birds

Casandra: Ariel and Mulan

For Ariel, she relates to being a mute/non verbal

For Mulan, they are both bad bitches

Has cut her hair with a sword

Duke: Elsa

Both have powers

The soundtrack

Alfred: Cinderella 

Always cleaning up after a spoiled brat(s)

[theghostsaredancing]

introduction

hi there! i’m piper mclean, daughter of aphrodite.

tristan mclean is my dad, what’re you gonna do about it?

i don’t know my sexuality but i know a bitch when i see one

annabeth is my wife percy can go die in a pit <333 /lh

people i know:

@not-annabeth -> smartest person i know and the camper of all time

@seewead-brian -> he’s certainly special

@the-gem-girl-from-the-argoii -> hazel we love you

@demi-gods-blonde-superman -> he is in fact blond superman

@proud-tree-hugger -> he is the lorax he speaks for the trees

@praetorofthebestlegion -> total badass

@zankfrang23 -> top tier canadian

@sun-girl-offical -> kayla knowles!!!!!!!

@mrmcshizzleandh-meister -> all the ladies do not love leo but don’t tell him that

@calypsoontheisland -> a lady on an island L imagine i could buy an island

@alexf1erroo -> you are styling 24/7

@cleoreadsbooks -> haven’t met her yet either

@nico-sees-dead-people -> all hail ghost king

@no-longer-lester -> a literal god???

@rackel-mackerel-dare -> plastic blue hairbrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dr-flipflops -> i ship him with a certain death boy but don’t tell him that, they’re “just friends”

@quinn-is-victory - cresents partner

@cresent-solace - cresent in question

@dont-call-me-beantown -> it’s fucking rapunzel. whatre you doing here you’re a disney princess

[ ooc: this is how i interpret piper mclean! im in the middle of reading hoo, so please forgive me if there’s any mistakes. my main account is @caramel-covered-apples! dm @permetutotheworld if you’d like to join! this rp account does not support racism, transphobia, homophobia, xenophobia, and the such! ]

charmspeak will be this color because i fully intend to use it

border credits go to @vibeswithrenai!!

[averyangrypossum]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the

Flowerbroadcast AU!

Based on the two drawings I did of a fankid for the ship radiostatic.

The full-body one

And the one with both Vox and her

And now, I’m gonna tell you all about it and exactly who the fuck this little kid is.

Lotus is the daughter of Vox (as you can tell) and Alastor and is six years old. She was created shortly after Vox and Al broke up, oh yeah I should probably talk about their relationship status. Vox and Alastor, unlike in canon, weren’t only close friends but were dating at some point, mostly because Alastor wanted to manipulate Vox’s feelings to where he’d be more compilable but accidentally took it too far, and since Vox is a piss baby Alastor decided to entertain Vox for a while.

Was this relationship healthy?

NO!

Would Vox say these were the best years of his afterlife?

Yeah.

But anyways, in this au when Vox asks Alastor to “join his team” he was actually proposing and Alastor finally realized,

“Shit maybe this has gone out of hand” and breaks it off with Vox which leaves Vox heartbroken and with an incel breakdown. Now instead of trying to move the fuck on, he has our little darling Lotus, who he has trying to fill the hole that Alastor left.

So obviously having a child for that reason isn’t going to make you a good parent.

Lotus’ relationship with the Vees are as follows in the particular order.

1 Velvette: She does Lotus’s hair everyday and picks out outfits for her to post on her social media before Lotus immediately undos everything that Velvette does and just goes for pigtails and her nightgown. Velvette has wine aunt energy and is probably the only one of the Vees to know how to talk and get through to Lotus.

2 Valentino: Surprising I know, but Lotus doesn’t know what he does to his workers, she knows what he does for work but grew up with thinking that was just something normal since Valentino was never hush hush about his job around her much to Vox’s dismay. Valentino isn’t a big fan of children and doesn’t hang around her often, but sometimes he’ll draw along side her while bitching about a particular show she’s watching even though it’s literally made for kids.

3 Vox: Wow, how bad do you have to fuck up for a pimp who hardly spends time with her to be ranked higher than her own father?? Vox, despite making the conscious decision to have her, he isn’t around like at all. Hes a workaholic through and through, and mostly leaves her with nannies and Velvette. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t love her. Au contraire he loves her with all his heart and soul. Will give her anything except quality time. He uses her more of an accessory than a child.

Now how exactly Lotus was made is up to you.

A robotic creation Vox made? Sure!

Some voodoo magic shit? Yeah!

Some weird magic thing where she kinda just poofed into existence? Why not!

Mpreg? I mean, do what you wanna do ig?

Cuz it really doesn’t matter!

This whole au starts with Lotus running away from the Vee tower to explore hell since she's basically Rapunzel. She gets lost and terrorized by sinners until our deer Alastor rescues her. Seeing his chance to promote the hotel he takes her there where she is offered to stay there by Charlie when Lotus complains about how bad her dad is. She graciously accepts because shes only six but is going through her “My dad hates me and I hate him” era. Which I mean…I would get that impression too if I didn’t see my dad that much.

Wait my dad lives across the country…don't talk to me rn I’m busy dyeing my hair black and becoming emo 🖤

But anyways she stays there while Vox is loosing his fucking mind, and becoming more mentally unstable.

Meanwhile! She's having the time of her life with the hotel's residents and a new father figure who treats her well and pays attention to her! Alastor! Now Al doesn’t know she is his kid, but that doesn't stop him from being a better dad than Vox out of spite!

Anyways, thats all I have, for now! Stay tuned my friends~

[planetary-gus]

Traitors to Saporia Pay with Their Lives

Full fanfic on Ao3: here

Fandom: Varian and the 7 Kingdoms

Prompt: Stabbing

Varian tugged at his collar.

He hates these stupid royal parties.

Usually, Rapunzel is nice and lets him skip, but he couldn't get out of this one this time.

At least he had Hugo.

Nuru was visiting for this one too. She was being oddly tolerant of Hugo tonight.

That was odd.

Hugo had his hair actually pulled back properly from his face tonight. Rapunzel had insisted on helping him with it tonight.

That was also odd.

Varian observed the room from his place in the corner. There were groups of people talking throughout the throne room.

Hugo was talking to Rapunzel and Eugene.

He wondered what they were talking about.

Hugo looked anxious, Eugene was wearing his typical face of nonchalance, but there was a small smile peeking through, and Rapunzel was smiling at him.

Cassandra, with her resting bitch face as always, was talking to Lance, Catalina, and Kiera. The girls looked just as uncomfortable as Varian and stuck close to each other and their smiling adopted father.

Nuru approached him and offered him a glass of champagne. "Not a party fan, huh?"

He took the glass and shook his head.

"Me neither. I only came to this one cause Hugo asked me to. Otherwise, I wouldn't have dealt with the time it took to get here, on top of the party itself."

"Aww are you finally becoming actual friends with him." He teased and started walking away from the corner with her.

Nuru rolled her eyes and elbowed him.

Varian feigned hurt by her actions and she let out a soft giggle into her hand.

They approached Hugo, Rapunzel, and Eugene.

"Well if it isn't our famous little recluse. Finally decided to join us?" Eugene teased, gently hitting him in the side.

"Oh, ha ha. You know this isn't my scene." Varian retorted, keeping close to Hugo.

"Me neither. But I have to come to all of these as Queen." Rapunzel groaned.

"Aw, there there you two, they always end soon enough." Eugene comforted sarcastically, wrapping a hand over his wife's shoulder. She leaned into the touch and smiled.

"I'm getting another drink." Nuru walked away with her empty cup, leaving the 2 couples.

Hugo wrapped an arm around Varian's waist and leaned his head on top of his. It's safe to say Hugo still wasn't used to working or living at the castle yet. Varian exhaled softly remembering how awkward he was the first few days.

But that had been over a year ago.

Hugo had just turned 22 and he was turning 21 soon.

"So, Nuru said she only came 'cause you asked her?" Varian asked as Rapunzel and Eugene walked away to go talk to some Duke.

"Yeah? Is there a particular reason you're bringing that up?"

"Just wondering why? You two were never really close, but it's nice that you're actually getting along for once. Your hair looks nice by the way. Rapunzel did a good job"

Hugo blushed a bit at the final comment on his hair. That had always been his weak spot when it came to compliments and Varian loved it so much. Watching a thin tinge of pink paint his face when someone made a comment on his hair had always been amusing to the freckled alchemist.

"You're adorable." Varian sighed and leaned more into his side. There were times Hugo being so much taller than him pissed him off, but in situations like this where it just let him hide, he loved it.

Someone brushed past them from behind and Hugo stiffened a bit at the contact but that's not what Varian was focused on. He was focused on a sudden sharp pain in his side between his ribs, and the feeling of wetness slowly spreading.

[sterlingarcher23]

Movie inspos for ElMax (& Ronance)

Tangled

It's inside of you...

"Flower, gleam and glow

Let your powers shine

Make the clock reverse

Bring back what once was mine…"

El is wearing flowers if you didn't notice like she IS the flower, life, resurrection. We can conclude that her powers are not for killing people/her personality is actually meant to be a healer, cure or medicine. Like Owens said "I believe you are the cure"

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Throw the evil bitch out of the window

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Beauty and the Beast

Stained glass window and blue (hair tie) and yellow (watch) are "dancing". The ST rose is framed within blue and yellow being intertwined.

Visiting the mall/library.

"To see if I was the monster. Now I know the truth. It's not me. It is you... You are the monster."

"He's not a monster, Gaston. You are."

A reversed transfiguration...

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Matrix

Trinity's love saves Neo - besides the "No" that El always utters is the ST version of "Nyu" from Elfen Lied

Neo real world = Max ; physical representation of her in the Void, not the mind - her mind avatar looks fine in comparison to her physical self.

Neo Matrix = El ; actual "ghost" mind version ; blood stains on shirt from the mind battle, no blood stains in the physical world.

This btw proofs that El can't find Max not because her mind is empty since it is NOT minds that El sees in the Void but events. El is the only representation of a mind (her own) in the Void - I'll talk about this in another post.

Oh, and this for Ronance....

"Tangled" is confirmed, so is "Matrix" & "Beauty and the Beast" because those are on the inspo board (just can't find the image rn).

For ElMax you can technically also add "The Legend of Korra" which was mentioned by one of the writers. So, Korrasami, Belle & Beast, Rapunzel & Flynn, Trinity & Neo are four couples we can count as inspos for ElMax.

Seriously, shall I talk about what actual love triangles in Stranger Things are and what isn't and never was? Certain characters never felt romantic love for one another, they kinda just pretended to or talked themselves into it.

[multiicolor]

sighs as im inches closer to giving raps tags n adding her-

anyways rapunzel is the type where she can't not be moving around- especially when she stims. shes dancing, running around, flapping her arms, etc. she does so especially when shes living in corona, bc for a while she ... wasn't allowed to let out her emotions bc gothel sucks </3 so thats prolly part of why she went into painting tbh, to get it all out in a way that gothel would approve instead of being too ''flappy'', in her words

[leoleolovesdc]

Okay, dont get me wrong, i do love Cass and Raps ending the show as best friends and it hurt me like a bitch when Cass betrayed her in season two, but I also need them to be a little toxic and weird about each other.

Yeah, Cass is good now, she’s traveled a lot, healed, took a break and came back to Corona and everything is fine, but when something ticks her off, especially if it relates to Rapunzel in any sort of way, she’s suddenly stiffen, cold, quiet, awkward to a level that feels almost threatening. She grabs Rapunzel by the wrist and drags her away from Eugene, from anyone really, she takes her face in between her hands brashly in a way that is just painfully familiar. She loves Rapunzel more than anything in the world, but she loves her violently.

The same is true for Rapunzel, of course in her own way, but when Cassandra stiffens so does she. If Cass reaches for her sword, Raps’ automatically on fight or flight. When she grabs her by the arm, Rapunzel’s instinct kicks in before anything else, pushing Cass against the nearest wall and immobilizing her. When Cass cups her face, she grabs her by the collar, ready to strangle her if it comes to it. She loves Cass back, more than anything in the world, but she loves her paranoically.

If anyone in Corona saw those two together they’d think the possessive one would obviously be Cassandra, I mean, look at her! She’s all serious and protective, but Raps has already lost Cass before and she won’t take chances again. No one approaches Cassandra. No one is allowed to without authorization from the princess. If anyone is foolish enough to get near her without consent, be ready to get knocked out, because when it comes to Cassandra the first thing that speaks inside of Rapunzel is instinct. A contradictory instinct that tells her to proctect as much as it tells her to fight.

Fight for your life, don’t let her killl you.

Protect her with your life, don’t let them take her away from you.

[class-of-classic-blog]

Idk if it’s been asked before, but what are your cc ships or what ships you see having happened (whether you ship them or not)?

I literally started writing detailed answers to this question, but it turned out to be way too long, so I'm going to give a short version and turn a longer version into a post.

Red Riding Queen x Big Bad Wolf- my favorite malewife x girlboss, my lovely dovely teenagers that act like the old married couple, they are so in love it's sickening

Snow White x Evil Queen- toxic exes in denile, they get some messed up pleasure from watching the other one be miserable, claims there was nothing between them, and then recognize her by a fucking eyebrow, denial is a river in Egypt.

Evil Queen x Good King-the closest thing you can get to a somewhat normal relationship with the evil queen, it wasn't healthy but there was love, unfortunately when someone has a strong obsession with power and control love is not gonna last.

Snow White x her Prince- they are literally what Apple and Daring would be like if they got married, that doesn't mean they are unhappy, i mean they don't love each other like that but there is still respect and care

Goldilocks x King Charming-high school relationship, charming broke it off when he really got into the royal mindset and Goldie was heartbroken, years later Goldie is over him and happily lives her life and Charming is stuck in an unhappy marriage and sometimes late at night thinks of her.

Cheshire and Pied Piper- a lot of people are going to disagree with me but I see them as platonic partners in crime, Piper had some problems with figuring out his sexuality because he thought that he had to like someone, she then helped him and then they summoned rats in castleteria during lunch and caused chaos

King Charming and Queen Charming- followed destiny, at first and tried to work things out, didn't work, now they are just stuck in a loveless marriage, both are still in love with their exes

Queen Charming x Maid Marian- basically "Good luck, babe" , were in a happy lesbian relationship until this little fucker called desteny tored them apart

Maid Marian x Robin Hood-they started dating at the end of high school, at first they were in love, then they settled for each other because they both thought it the right thing to do and that they couldn't do better, but then they fell out of love, no hate, no hard feelings, now they are just friends that co-parent their kid.

Odette x Odile- my tragic lesbian couple, pretty short enemies to lovers, they fall in love, got married in secret and then BOOM FUCKING DESTINY Odette is dead and Odile is cursed and their daughter has no idea about them

Snow Queen x Snow King- a princess and a peasant, SK was actually a baker or worked as a candy maker and SQ walked into his store(bakery?candy workshop?) and was like " I want him" ' but princess he's a commoner" " I don't care, I said I want him"

Now here is the summary of some of my ships that I'm gonna talk about in my more detailed post

Queen of Hearts x King of Hearts- " Ugh, this bitch. Honey hold my crown I'm gonna behead some people" " Get them, my heart!"

Rapunzel and her Prince- freshly made hero, try to hide from the overwhelming fame in a tower "Hey, I'm sorry for breaking in like this, do you minde if I stay here for a little bit", "Yeah, sure" and then witch(mother gothel) walks in one day and just fides them chilling together

Huntsman x his wife- he literally changed himself for the better for her, from a misogynistic teenager to a respectful man because to him she is perfect and deserves the best

Cinderella x Her Prince-made a whole post about them, they really grow to me

Dark Fairy x her fairy Wife- Dark fairy literally broke up her (then) crush (now wife) and her boyfriend jut so that she could get together with her and they have been together ever since

[immadatdisney2]

Second Chances by ImMadAtDisney

"Look Sunshine, Im just saying. We're picking the kid up from a holding cell, not exactically the best first inpression"

To say that Eugene was less than excited to be woken up from his beauty sleep and driving to work at eleven fucking pm was an understatement, they weren’t supposed to be picking up their new foster child until next week but when he received a call that Varian had run away from the foster care center and then had been arrested.

Whoo fucking hoo

“It’s not anything too bad Eugene! The officers told us it was just shoplifting-”

“Oh just shoplifting, well let’s give the kid a medal”

The car slowed to a stop as they pulled into the small Corona County Jail where they would be picking up a kid they hadn’t seen since he’d sorta killed lost his dad and attacked Rapunzel and her family. Now they’d be taking him in to live with them.

Eugene wanted nothing to do with him at first, he was still mad at the kid for all he’d done to his girlfriend (now soon-to-be wife). Then he heard Varian had been put into the system (that he knew from personal experience was usually shitty) and it took a lot less convincing for him to finally set him and Rapunzel up for classes to get their fostering license.

Rapunzel loved kids and couldn’t wait to have some of her own, so when she heard of a chance to foster her old friend she was ready to jump at the chance and convince her fiance, plus it has been years since the accident and her father promised to get him help, and now she could give him a home.

Varian had to be fine now… she would make sure of it.

Read the rest here: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/57230560"><strong>Second Chances</strong></a> (11996 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ImMadAtDisney"><strong>ImMadAtDisney</strong></a><br />Chapters: 6/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Rapunzel&#39;s%20Tangled%20Adventure%20(Cartoon)">Rapunzel&#39;s Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)</a><br />Rating: Mature<br />Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence<br />Relationships: Eugene Fitzherbert | Flynn Rider/Rapunzel, Hugo/Varian (Disney: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms)<br />Characters: Varian (Disney), Hugo (Disney: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms), Nuru (Disney: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms), Amber (Disney: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms), Yong (Disney: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms), Donella (Disney: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms), Rapunzel (Disney), Eugene Fitzherbert | Flynn Rider, Lance Strongbow, Angry | Keira (Disney), Red | Catalina (Disney), Lady Caine (Disney), Andrew | Hubert (Disney: Tangled)<br />Additional Tags: Foster Care, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Varian Needs a Hug (Disney), Hurt Varian (Disney), Sad Varian (Disney), Varian Angst (Disney), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Police, Team Awesome | Eugene Fitzherbert | Flynn Rider & Varian Friendship, Eventual Relationships, eventual Varigo, Good boyfriend Hugo, Emo Varian, Good friends Keira & Catalina, Neighbors, High Varian, Shitty foster parents, I want to kill Andrew, Shitty Person Andrew, Foster Care Suvks, Shitty Freinds Rapunzel & Eugene, Shitty Foster Parents Rapunzel & Eugene, Varian Deserves Better, evil author, sorry not sorry bitches, you should have read the tags, I'm Bad At Titles<br />Summary: <p>Varian is a fucked up kid who everyone has given up on...including himself</p><p>Rapunzel and Eugene, his friends turned foster parent looking to set thing right...but it might be too late</p><p> </p><p>Or</p><p> </p><p>I throw so much shit and trauma at Varian even I drowned in the angst.</p>

[destinymanticor]

↓damn this has been in drafts since March

Well, I’ll post it without editing

So I haven’t posted anything here for quite some time. That's why these sketches Some AU headcanons for Morro

-I'll add links later-

1 Morro-Kitsune This is what he looks around season 11 I don't know what to do with Wojira here 😆 I’m in 2021 (there is a file with the date 04/21) I’ve still started this

The skin seems greenish, it seems to me, but no The team will come to terms with him between season 10-12 I'm wondering if it's possible to do a funny scene with Akita/formlings

2 Morro the Wizard Was a man - became a ghost, not entirely because of death Somewhere there was a list with changes to the order of seasons for AU Technically a 2-3 character, but co-main in his arc/season

Yes, I didn’t bother with the skin in this AU. Burned a bunch of old Talmuds, stole and lost a bunch of artifacts 1 of 5 "brothers" (+ Bansha), but they soon got sick

Chronologically over 70, physically-hormonally-emotionally 19-20 For loved ones, the type of idiot brother/That uncle responsible for the fact that artifacts are lying around everywhere, like in Rapunzel

3 Morro fairies Blah blah blah, fairies and specialist girls The Smiths are definitely specialists, and Zane and Nelson are fairies Lloyd will still have dragon features

Older than he looks, oh, an overgrown teenager again Abnormal pallor, normal eyes are not green I don’t know what to call it, but the closest thing is cracks

The same meme Morro in normal transformation  Preeminent: Young man, are you going out into the world? Morro in evil fairy-witch form P: Oh yes bitch

4 Morro associated with Wojira In Seabound he will go to the depths Another AU where Wu much selfishness and doesn't let go of the idiot

He has a lot of scars, like from burns, but I understand that they don’t look like that The color is normal, but may tan more Nya once cut her hair like this (before season 8)

I just left my eyes like that

If you're interested in listening I can draw and write notes again