#Random headcanons

[love-and-death-s]

okok so in My Cannon TM, my Rook and Emmrich totally had sex for the first time during/after their dinner date in the Memorial Gardens. (Giving "My dear, I think you indulge me." "How decadent will your indulgence be tonight?" and then sexy time initiated pretty soon after that).

But I cannot keep thinking about the hilarious scene of the two of them coming back, clearly all goo goo eyes and ramping up for a potential Round 2, but they cross the Elluvian into the Lighthouse to reveal every other companion like "DO YOU TWO KNOW HOW LATE IT IS??" shenanigans. Like Emmrich is 50/in his 50s and Rook is a grown adult, but Lucanis is still like "You could have been dead... or worse! What if the Venatori got you, or the Antaam, or any one of our growing list of enemies?" But Taash can SMELL them and basically blows up their spot like "Aw gross you two were gonna have sex???? AGAIN?"

I was giggling to myself the entire drive to work thinking about how Lucanis and Bellara were anxious messes, Harding was somewhere in between, and Neve, Davrin, and Taash being pretty non-chalant until the "wait, you two ARE fucking?" reveal.

[dirtbagattack]

Hey it’s blueberry <3 thanks for following me lovely <<333 (my main blog is sadly not my fanfic one)

What’s your oddly specific/cursed mha headcannons?

these are going to be kind of random lol

Bakugou collects hot wheels and he has a room full of them and the tracks

Izuku wanted to be a professional singer as a kid until one time in elementary school chorus someone told him that he sucked so he never tried it again

Denki believed in santa until he started high school

Mina knows a lot about butterflies and the different species and will casually say insanely specific details about random butterflies outside and act like it’s common knowledge

Denki has to make an L shape with his hands in order to figure out his lefts from his rights

Froppy and Kirishima are actually pretty close friends and whenever there’s a partner activity in class they work together (lmk if i should make like a go to class partner/ groups headcanon)

Whenever Mineta is being extra annoying, Jiro will go on youtube and play videos like “the world’s most annoying sounds” which have sounds like nails on a chalkboard or babies crying (definitely not based on my brother and I)

Uraraka is insanely messy and the floor of her dorm is constantly covered in books and laundry and whatever else she’s recently used

Shoto has like a 12 step skincare routine

Denki washes his entire body with dawn dish soap

Shoji uses axe body spray and everyone hates it but is too scared to tell him until one day Bakugo gets fed up and blows up his cans

Momo used to stare at her reflection as a kid and try to catch it doing something off to prove that there was another dimension in the mirror

Aoyama makes shit up all the time and lets everyone believe it unless they ask if he’s being serious

Mina is an avid instagram notes user and overshares on it. occasionally uraraka or kirishima will respond and ask if she’s ok, or sero or denki will respond to her telling her to get help (in a joking friendly way)

Iida can’t keep a plant alive for the life of him (he’s killed way too many cacti)

When Aizawa gets fed up with the class he makes them play the quiet game but they all get way too into it and are insanely competitive, meanwhile Aizawa just wanted a minute of peace and quiet

that’s all for now lovelies!!

[michimonie]

An updated set of headcanon sheets.

Gladstone: 3.3 feet tall, athletic/lean build, has a beautiful garden, never exercises, practices ukelele (secretly)

Fethry: 3.1 feet tall, skinny, ENERGY but chill, has ton of unread books, secretly a bit manipulative

Donald: 3 feet tall, dad bod, mom strength, needs sleep, snugglable AF

Daffy: 3.5 feet tall, lean/androgynous, chaotic, a bit smarter than he lets on, impulsive AF

Magica DeSpell: 3.2 feet tall, busty/athletic, no sleep, magic "expert", broke af

Gloria Pascoalina: 3.1 feet tall, skinny, lost library book collection, weed garden, thrift store regular

Daisy Duck: 3 feet tall, curvy/strong, fashion icon, takes no shit, had / would fight god(s)

Tina Russo: 3.5 feet tall, lean/athletic, casual badass, loyal friend, wins motorcycle races

Originals: Guys | Gals

[violent138]

I think little kids hear that Superman's an alien, and the fact that they don't watch TV interviews or know much about him aside from nice alien means that he'll be saving them or trying to locate parents or just wind up talking to them and kids will solemnly offer to show him human activities like ice-cream or roller coasters and Clark's torn between telling them he's done all that or playing along and making shit up about his weird alien habits.

[smutinlove]

random jason todd headcanons

•jason is so touch starved and he's scared to touch you himself. my pookie bear just wants to be hugged and loved <3

•he isn't clingy. but when he's drunk, that's a whole different story. like that man with grab you by your waist, hold your hand, and take you to pound town

•he'll randomly get drunk and text you, "I love you. I need you. 'wanna hold you so bad and touch you" and then twenty minutes later, dick will text you a picture of jason half-passed out on his bed, saying, "come get your man, bitch."

•before every mission or patrol, he'll kiss you and say some corny shit like, "I love you to the moon."

•i feel like he would definitely pop a hip randomly. and he looks hot.

•this man is THE leader of the sassy man apocalypse.

•he's so traumatized and avoids talking about it. like baby, we love you. us jason todd girlies are gonna go to war for him and he's all: no one loves me... I LOVE YOU

i would kill for jason todd

[ladymothbeth]

[ spoilers to the update 2.7 ! ]

Can you imagine being caught between two men who look strikingly similar, like two reflections in the same mirror?

First Sunday, leaning against your back, would leave a trail of warm, trembling kisses on your skin, causing shivers to run through your entire body.

Meanwhile, the second Sunday Wonweek, more sassy and presumptuous, would kiss you, stealing every breath from your lips with a sigh, trying in every way to divert your attention from the original, as much as possible.

That would be a bit unfair, wouldn't it? Here you are, standing here, paying your attention to the more "boring version"? Ha! No way.

The original Sunday would likely shoot an annoyed glance at his alternative self. He really didn’t want to get into an argument with himself right now… right?

(pls, i need to write it)

(Wonweek so underrated!!)

[emiplayzmc]

Random Headcanon NUMBER TWOOOO, this time with Rodger :>

Rodger was originally animated with far more expressions via movement and cartoon symbols compared to other Toons due to his lack of a mouth and second eye, so the animators gave him more expressive movement and symbols to make up for the lack of facial expressions and be able to show the audiences his emotions.

This also carried over into his physical form, making him ironically a little easier to read than other Toons on what he's thinking - the detective is very annoyed by this fact and tries to keep track of his emotions to keep emote symbols in check (sweat lines, blush lines, that one annoyance symbol from anime stuff, exclamation marks, etc.) in front of others. The detective has an easy time reading a Toon's regular facial expressions and body language, but in turn he is ALSO easy to read if something catches him off guard and he doesn't get a grip on his feelings quick enough. He tries to keep a grip on his exaggerated body movements as well, but those are a little harder to control.

[billjoamx]

John Price being huge on aftercare is so appealing to me.

To him, sex is supposed to be fun for both parties, and meaningful. He’s the type of man who won’t have sex unless there’s trust between them. He knows how to make his partner happy and satisfied, in a way, it makes him satisfied with himself. So, aftercare is a big thing for him.

He’d hold you, peppering you with kisses on your neck and shoulders while you two cuddle in bed after cleaning you, naked under the blanket. His free hand would roam on your stomach and hips, he loves the feeling of your soft flesh against his palm, knowing that he fed you well.

He loves when you squirm when his beard makes contact with your skin, he loves it even more when you play with his beard, feeling your pretty little fingers brushing through his beard, or the hair on his chest. Then you two would kiss again, softly, and lazily after all the cardio you’ve done.

[wo1fst4r]

remus and regulus putting sirius and james on time out is my canon. don’t argue with me on this.

[just-a-lil-otter]

Do yall think Radford's hair deflates like Pinkie Pie's when he gets depressed

[kellelkallel]

Till random headcanon generator is a little too accurate...

don't you just love the last one guys

[projectcaramel]

Obey Me! Random Headcanon #16

The Undates kissing styles (Luke excluded for obvious reasons)

Diavolo

Kisses you often, even if he's in the middle of a meeting (much to Barb's chagrin). Almost opposite of his best friend, he has very little restraint in public or in private (even less in private).

His favorite place to kiss is your palm because he likes it when you hold his face.

"Is it really such a bad thing if I want to squeeze you and cover you in kisses every day?"

Barbatos

Offers you quick, affectionate pecks here and there. He has a habit of catching you off-guard, and if his day has been particularly stressful, he may or may not snog you in the hallway and leave you flustered.

His favorite place to kiss is your ring finger, in part because of its royal implication, but also because he enjoys the texture.

"If you want more attention from me, you need only ask, my love."

Simeon

More of a hand-holder in public settings, but he's not above the kind of long, sappy kisses that make people roll their eyes.

His favorite place to kiss, like Levi, is also your lips. What can he say? They're the fountain of such beautiful words, and he's allowed to kiss those lips?

"Um, this is a little embarrassing, so would you mind closing your eyes?"

Solomon

Like Barb, he has a habit of surprising you. Some days, he'll seldom kiss you, and other days he'll kiss the back of your head, your cheek, your hand - anywhere that's convenient.

Ever since he found out how sensitive the ears can be, he has been obsessed with lightly pecking them just to see how much of a reaction he can get out of you.

"What? I'm just showing you how much I love you, MC. Does it bother you?"

-- Caramel: Yes, I do realize I mixed up the order on the off-chance that someone noticed. --

[artytaeh]

for those who read a little of my panicking about how huge the original lorenzo berkshire headcanons post was— here it is: random hcs + lorenzo as your boyfriend.

this man is so carmen - lana del rey coded. i can't say if i love lorenzo berkshire or not, help.

(l.b.) RANDOM HEADCANONS :

⭑ a big fan of herbology. to avoid some stupid comments, lorenzo insists that it's out of fascination for dangerous plants, like the devil's snare (enzo thinks that they're disgusting); in reality, lorenzo really likes to see different flora, being knowledgeable of the romantic language of flowers. one of his favorite plants are the ones meant to be pleasant and pretty.

⭑ so petty. if lorenzo has some nemesis or a rivalry, he would be try to mess up the guy's relationship, by convincing his girlfriend to cheat with enzo. prefers to punch someone emotionally rather than a physical scar.

⭑ if he has a rival that happens to be a girl, well, lorenzo finds it somewhat attractive to banter with someone. might be a one-sided rivalry, since the girl might genuinely mean those comments, while lorenzo is trying to flirt with her and get an angry make out session.

⭑ the biggest gossiper around school. as i've said before, lorenzo knows all versions of the story; might be the type of person who's a friend to all, friend to none (the slytherin boys are an exception). if you want to know something, you'll go to lorenzo berkshire. if he doesn't know, he'll know by the end of the afternoon.

⭑ became a prefect during his sixth year, because he hated umbridge with a burning passion— even though he put on a polite smile to keep himself away from umbridge's radar. even though he was offered the position of prefect at fifth year, and even had some slytherins trying to convince him to accept, lorenzo only took that place as soon as umbridge was gone.

⭑ the biggest fred and george weasley's fan. always had an eye out to testify their pranks, and gave side-eyes to draco whenever he was rude to the twins. their biggest defender, and a bit embarrassing whenever he tried to speak to those 'gryffindor legends', as he calls them.

⭑ became more of a fanboy during his fifth year, and didn't shut up about the twins until the end of the year, praising them for the chaos they created before running away from hogwarts. lorenzo is telling this story to his kids, i promise you that.

⭑ would genuinely try to become friends with his friends' girlfriends— if theodore brought his girlfriend to hang out with their group, lorenzo (and blaise) would be the first one to welcome her into the group. he sympathizes that new groups can be scary.

⭑ attends to every party, nevermind the house hosting it; as a slytherin he'll always claim that the snakes throw the best ones, even though he really likes hufflepuff's ambience. lorenzo stopped going to gryffindor parties as soon as the weasley twins left hogwarts; lorenzo tolerates any kind of music, but fuck, gryffindor makes his ears bleed out.

⭑ isn't that competitive with quidditch matches; if anything, lorenzo is the wise voice that keeps mattheo from hitting his bat straight to another player's skull. instead of being furious that slytherin lost, lorenzo has the tendency to blame himself.

⭑ could and would enter a fight if necessary. one of lorenzo's reasons to swallow his temper (in front of everyone, at least) is to keep his reputation; the other one is to keep his handsome face intact of cuts and bruises.

⭑ frequently excuses his worst actions by convincing himself that he'll change for the better, as soon as he meets the one. lorenzo would never hurt someone that badly — (maybe he's just as selfish as his mother, bellatrix lestrange, inheriting her tendency to abandon everything to pursue her own happiness. as soon as they she feels fulfilled, who cares if others get hurt?) — right? all of his bad habits, all of the things he's done; it will all be gone as soon as he's with her.

and since we're mentioning the one, lorenzo grows anxious in relationships; he contemplates whether this girl is his true match, and becomes paranoid that he's wasting his time on her, instead of the girl meant for him. to decide, lorenzo usually does a list of pros and cons about this recent fling— he'll decide to give it a week or longer than that, after considering what he wrote.

⭑ criminally pretty. the slytherin boys made a scientific study about this infuriating talent of berkshire's heir: managing to look good in any. possible. photo. no matter if lorenzo tries to look silly— he ends up looking good. so unbothered if people take photos of him or keep silly ones; enzo knows that he looks good.

⭑ 'liquid smooth - mitski' vibes. lorenzo was born to be pretty— if he's no longer pretty, if he's not stunning, or not feeling like himself that day, he will have a breakdown and throw some things around the room. for all his masks, lorenzo wonders if the only genuinely good thing about him is his appearance— if he loses it too, what will be of him, with nothing else to love about lorenzo berkshire?

⭑ so unlucky with animals— care of magical creatures isn't the best subject for him, since they seem to smell lorenzo's bullshit miles away. there was this one ravenclaw's cat that almost clawed at his cheek, when he tried to kiss his owner... well. as much as lorenzo tries to win them over, cats give him a specially hard time.

⭑ that being said, lorenzo only has an owl as a pet, specifically to be able to send letters. even so, lorenzo makes sure that she (he named her artemis) is well groomed and taken care of. he always has treats for artemis back on his dorm room, to reward her hard work.

⭑ one of his hobbies is exploring muggle london, and other cities mainly occupied by muggles. lorenzo genuinely believes that the wizardy world is much more interesting, however, he likes to experience muggleborn's life as well— lorenzo is genuinely interested on their method of living.

⭑ his favorite places at hogsmeade are honeyduke's and zonko's; there is yet to be a hogsmeade trip where lorenzo doesn't bring some honeyduke's treats with him— he usually brings extra for his friends, if he notices that one of them is having a hard time.

⋯ ⋯ ﹒ 🪻 ’

(n.) L. BERSKHIRE : as your boyfriend :

this man has experience and a big heart that wants to love, fueled by his (sometimes, extreme) expectations of falling in love.

gives gifts 'just because'; the berkshire family is wealthy, and lorenzo genuinely never had to look at a price tag before; he'll do it even less for the sake of your smile.

however, lorenzo finds more value in handmade gifts, perceiving them as having more emotional value and effort, than something bought at a store. in random days, he'll gift you something that reminded him of you— in special dates, like month anniversaries or your birthday, lorenzo will work on handmade gifts.

some examples are: love letters, bracelets that he got younger years teaching him how to make, photo albums of the two of you, etc.

would have matching plushies with you, though. lorenzo would try to find little outfits for them, specially wedding themed ones; if you happen to be upset with lorenzo, he'll take his plushie to your dorm, and put the two of them on top of your bed, ''kissing.''

not the type of guy that would yell and start a brawl, should someone flirt with you in front of him. lorenzo will open a smile, and say: 'i know, right? my girl is so attractive.' in a way that might leave the other guy embarrassed.

... the thing is, as soon as you're back to your dorm room, and lorenzo catches him alone— mysteriously, it seems like he was a bit unlucky. infirmary wing, unable to go to classes? lorenzo wonders what happened to him. specially because the guy wouldn't be an idiot to land lorenzo in detention, much less try his luck with you.

loud lover that feels no shame about his relationship with you. lorenzo is a romantic person, treating you how he seeks to receive the same treatment from you: he wants you to be a proud girlfriend, the same way he is, showing off his beloved, letting the whole school (and even scotland) know that you're his.

is very attentive about dates. lorenzo knows that life as student of hogwarts is never uneventful, and that your responsibilities grow with age. even so, lorenzo makes sure that you two have a full-on date, with dressing up + planned out activity, at least three times per month. it's a sacred rule to him, that allows your relationship to remain romantic and interesting for both of you.

some of the petnames that i see lorenzo using for his loved one are: sunshine, sweetheart, angel, pretty girl. only ever uses your name when it's a serious conversation or an argument.

heavy gossiper. so mean about it too— would laugh at other people's unfortunes then make a serious face and nod as soon as you reprimand him. he's still laughing inside. as soon as he gets new source of gossip, lorenzo is running to find you.

study dates don't work with the two of you. if he gets a glimpse of you, lorenzo gives up on reading whatever annotations to look at you with heart eyes.

if there's someone you don't like, lorenzo will probably find some bad stuff about that person— just in case, you know? if there's ever an argument between you and them, you already have ammunition to strike them with! lowkey loves badmouthing other people with you. it's his favorite thing to do.

has so many friends that are girls, however, doesn't give them any chance; lorenzo is aware of his reputation and that his many flings might leave you insecure. would genuinely distance himself from a girl for the sake of your relationship with him, or change his behavior near her.

gets nervous when you watch his quidditch practices; lorenzo finds it harder to focus on defending quaffles, knowing that you're there to watch him. will ask you what you thought about the practice— discreetly fishes for some praises here and there.

whenever there are slytherin matches that he plays as a keeper, lorenzo and you will match outfits; it doesn't matter if you're not a slytherin, you will wear slytherin's colors on that day, with lorenzo's jumper on your body and his surname, berkshire, written on your back.

speaking of matching outfits: loves to match with you, or at least wear the same palettes, at least whenever the two of you go for a date together. it's a simple yet cute way to show that hey! we're together! and a happy fashionable couple!

a really good person to go shopping with. not only does he cover any cost without looking at the price tag (lorenzo doesn't want you to spend your own money, since there's no reason to) but he's really good at giving opinions. as i said before, this man dresses so well, so he has a good sense of fashion and an instinct over what works, and doesn't work. what colors favor you, and others that don't you justice.

if you're cold, and it happens to be a chilly weather outside, instead of giving you his warm clothes for the rest of the date, lorenzo will temporarily give you his coat and seek for any clothing store to buy you something warm.

l : sunshine, are you cold? come on, let's buy you a pretty coat. warmer, preferably.

🗯️ : can i choose a scarf for you?

l : of course, sweetheart. let's see if we can find a scarf that matches this new coat of yours.

this becomes a fun game; if one of you buys something, then you'll get something matching for the other. not only does it had to your collection of couple-matching-clothes, but also feeds his large wardrobe. dating lorenzo berkshire comes with extra luggage to pack new clothes, i promise you.

so patient when you're getting ready. lorenzo doesn't mind waiting longer until you're satisfied with your outfit— he knows the struggle, believe me. will help you and give you some opinions (if, and only if you ask.), not wanting you to stress over not feeling pretty enough. even if you had specific hours to leave the castle, enzo knows that any reservation can be postponed, so there's no stress on his part.

passive-aggressive. you know the term, right? unfortunately this is how conflict starts on your relationship; something deeply bothers lorenzo, he gatekeeps it to had some bitterness to his heart, then verbalizes that something is wrong by an unrelated comment.

has a hard time understanding when he's in the wrong, even though he will gladly apologize first to be in good terms with you — even if lorenzo isn't truly apologetic. he priorizes a good ambience in your relationship, than having the world knowing that he won a stupid argument.

kisses you silly. this man is so affectionate; sometimes you're just talking about whatever, and lorenzo will dissociate as he looks at you, cupping your face before peppering many kisses to you cheeks, nose, jaw, chin, lips— anywhere.

lorenzo prefers slow kisses, enjoying the moment without a rush, teasing you by giving you some glances and breaking off the kiss to smile, before tempting your lower lip. couldn't care less if it's in the middle of a hallway, or behind a tree in the courtyard— let people see that you're two teenagers in love!

speaking of physical contact: lorenzo is a bit picky over who touches his hair (he spends a stupid amount of time to make sure that it looks pretty), but loves it when you fix his hair for him. doesn't mind it if you twirl his hair between your fingers, he thinks that's sweet.

loves to hold hands, yet you'll find him walking around with his arm around your shoulders more frequently. also likes to have you sat on his lap, rests his chin on your shoulder and will have you there, even when he's spending time / chatting with his slytherin friends.

if someone's hostile with you, you have five counted seconds to defend yourself before lorenzo jumps to your defense. did someone point out an insecurity of yours? lorenzo is making a nonstop list of things that that person should be insecure about. won't apologize either— they're the one who started!

loves cliches. if you don't know how to dance, lorenzo will teach you during some sleepover to his dorm; helps you learn the steps by having your feet on top of his own, arm around your waist, hand caressing yours as you two giggle and tease each other for your clumsy first try.

would be so pouty and even pushy, if you don't feel like going to parties with him. lorenzo adores going to those— genuinely because he has fun, nevermind how chaotic it can get. besides, he wants to brag about his girlfriend! :( might suggest that you're embarrassed of him, and that is the reason why you'd rather stay in your dorm. (dramatic much, berkshire?)

walks you to classes, only failing to do so if he has classes with professors like snape, on the other end of the castle. this man is punctual, leaving slytherin's dorms early to walk you to the great hall, having breakfast together without a hurry, then walking to class while holding hands. genuinely gets better scores in assignments of classes that you don't have together— he gets distracted if you're there!

now that we're mentioning cliches, there was this one time in october, that you decided to spend the afternoon in the library to study, since it was raining outside. lorenzo came to your side, closed your books and gently took them from your grasp— then, he tugged you to follow him, lifting you by the waist to get the two of you under the rain.

lorenzo spins you on his arms; now that both are soaked with the cold rain, he makes a curtsy, asking you to dance, 'would you conceed me the honor of dancing with you, my lady?' only to kiss your hand, before tugging you closer to him, being that sickeningly sweet couple that brings jealousy to others.

not to your surprise, some other pairs did join you in the courtyard, dancing and jumping over the wet floor.

to mcgonagall's disapproval, she had way too many students skipping next day's classes for being sick.

⋯ ⋯ ﹒ 🪻 ’

౨ৎ the boys, the girls, they all like ▉, he laughs ♡ ͡

like god, his mind's like a diamond, he's still shining . . .

🪻 ; . . . fandom : harry potter.

— lorenzo berkshire is a topic that has been on my drafts during these last days. general headcanons of lorenzo were supposed to be posted first, but i'm still working on them </3 so i plan to post it tomorrow. 🗯️ tysm for reading. ♡

the headers + gifs + icons aren't mine. credits to the respective creators ! 🌷

[violent138]

Gothamites are simultaneously the calmest and best employees during an emergency but also the ones least likely to have read the manual for what to do in case of emergency.

[ohoqoho]

Chilchuk is distress (give him his bear husband back)

[zzineedsleepzz]

TRANSFORMERS RESCUE BOTS HEADCANONS BECAUSE I HAVE NO ONE TO TELL THEM TO-

Blurr is a HUGE fan of the sonic movies and marathoned them all with Blades.

Boulder has and will continue to draw a “human-sona” of himself. He is in no way ashamed of it.

Charlie, Doc Greene, Mora and Woodrow were all friends in their childhood. [Woodrow started as the annoying little brother who followed them around but eventually became apart of the group]

Blades found out about your mom jokes and has not stopped using them

Same thing with Blurr and slang like “Rizz” and “Skibidi”

Charlie and Doc Greene met when Charlie accidentally hit Doc in the face with a football, knocking out one of his teeth.

Dani has insomnia which is why she mostly goes on patrol at night. [same reason she hates mornings because she can never sleep so is always grumpy]

Chief burns once shaves his moustache and the bots weren’t able to recognise him for a week.

Dani is a lesbian. I do not care if she’s “dating Taylor”, he doesn’t exist to me. Dani is a lesbian.

Doc Greene has the STRONGEST GRIP EVER. [That’s technically not even a headcanon, Did you SEE what he did to the steering wheel in S1 Ep3??]

Frankie is a trinket collector, thrift stores with trinkets fear her.

Charlie is 1 more “interview” away from arresting Huxsley Prescott for invasion of privacy.

Chase has asked on multiple occasions if they have the rights to arrest the mayor yet. Charlie prays for the day the answer is yes.

That’s all for now! Will probably add more later tho-