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Xenos the cat UNLEASHED Chapter VII

Chapter I: https://www.tumblr.com/themistressofdolls/743616576495009792/xenos-the-cat-unleashed

Chapter II: https://themistressofdolls.tumblr.com/post/744437263076917248/xenos-the-cat-unleashed-ii

Chapter III: https://themistressofdolls.tumblr.com/post/747208799126011904/xenos-the-cat-unleashed-chapter-iii

Chapter IV: https://www.tumblr.com/themistressofdolls/748187552796868608/xenos-the-cat-unleashed-chapter-iv

Chapter V: https://www.tumblr.com/themistressofdolls/756806867713409024/xenos-the-cat-unleashed-chapter-vi?source=share

Chapter VI: https://www.tumblr.com/themistressofdolls/760806998896984064/xenos-the-cat-unleashed-chapter-vii?source=share

The city of Nocturnal

It had been a year since I got back to Earth and I got all my friends and comrades together as we formed a yakuza mafia clan called the Moonblade Nocturnal. I even recruited a lot of staff to build us a new city in Japan that would be our HQ called the city of Nocturnal in which I would help make the world a better place while we also made a name for ourselves.

I was at a fancy party on the rooftops of Moonblade Nocturnal HQ and we all wore fancy suits with gold and red livery that had the clan logo “Looking good tonight Xenos Nocturnal.“ Brisket smiled and kissed me.

She had the same kind of suits like us but with a skirt and sexy high heels through nobody fucked with her because she could make blades come out of her high heels to fuck bad guys up.

Later we drove our fast cars, I had a shiny black custom car that was high class and could turn into a small personal airship on command which was my royal car suited only for the Moonblade Nocturnals boss which was me.

Sometimes we also had to fight rival gangs and clans that wanted a piece of our city but they where scared shitless of us so very few ever messed with us up front.

During the day as boss of the city I had to do paperwork WHICH I HATED and dealing with peoples problems so I had a lot of responbility now.

But when we had fun WE REALLY HAD FUN! I owned an entire garage of fast cars, an armory of all the coolest guns and we went on the most insane adventures or just had sick street races at night like we where running in the 90s. Times where great, we felt young and we felt alive making the most of these great days.

Old enemies return

I was out for a drive with Brisket and Fist the Echidna when I saw the city was on fire and advanced looking airships where attacking “WHOSE ATTACKING? IS IT A RIVAL CLAN?! NO IT CAN NOT CAN NOT BE THEY HAVE TOO BIG RESOURCES!“ I gasped and hit the peddle to the metal to get back to the HQ to find out what was happening to the city.

I got to the Moonblade Nocturnal building as I took the VIP elavator up to my open office, it had a pool and a lounge too. When I got there Kazu was waiting for me “Its Vivic Ramsy a US politician, it seems he revived Eron Monk as well using nanomachines and they've built a massive attack fleet with their companies money.“ He told.

“Why? What gain do they get from invading Japan? Its fucking insane!“ I slammed my fists on desk in anger.

Banana Split walked into the office “He wanted to become president of America but he was INSANE even for for the current rival to the president so he thought we where weak enough to be invaded so they could carve out their own kingdom here, then take over all of greater Japan.“ Banana Split told me.

It all made sense, same fucking excuse for people like that “Always money and power but they thought we where weak AND THEY WILL SOON FIND OUT THEY WHERE VERY WRONG!“ I got my blackguard ready along with my capos and elite agents putting on their kevlar business suits and going down to the bosses armory with me to get tooled up for the war.

I grabbed two M4 Carbine customs with white gold paint job, a Famas elite with the red scar paint job, an SA80 with black pink wind pattern paint skin, two FN40GL granade launchers with shiny silver paint skin, a Benelli M4 with a white digital camo paint job and duel desert eagles with high gold paint along with my crystal katanas and Bazhazard gunblades “Lets get ready to fuck some shit up!“ I said putting on my sunglasses as me and the capos got in my black car driving into battle.

The streets where filled with enemy mercinaries that where attacking the people, we ran some over then I jumped out blasting them with my M4 carbines taking out an entire command squad of enemy mercs.

We took control of the outer regions of the city as I gunned legions of mercs down who didn't even stand a chance against my elite skills in battle.

On the main airship Vivic Ramsy and Eron Monk who was now cyber augmented sat on the bridge overlooking the invasion of the city “These people are disgusting parasites, it is our destiny to wipe them out to build a new America! An America free of weakness and the corruption of false freedom.“ Vivic said.

Eron nodded “Interesting, looking into this.“ He said in a robotic voice.

Vivic smiled “And if you eat shit you can gain lots of vitamins and boost your T, its true I read it on the internet.“

Eron nodded taking down notes “Interesting, looking into it, 100% XD“ He replied again as he picked up a shit log and took a bite.

Back on the surface we took out over 40,000 of Vivics mercs thinning their forces down as the elites rushed in with katanas.

“Order our mech walkers to go after the air fleet, I'll get on board the main ship and make sure Vivic and Eron Musk get whacked!“ I said reloading my guns as I got in my personal car switching flight mode on as I flew into the air using my badass driving skills to dodge machine gun and missle barrages.

I opened fire with the cars hidden missle system taking a couple of the enemy airships out as I flew into the command ships dock, jumping out of the sun roof as I grabbed my degles opening fire on the soldiers there taking every single one out with perfect headshots.

500 more soldiers showed up so I loaded up my granade launcher and blew them away “COME DANCE IN THE FIRE WITH ME!“ I taunted them.

I bolted through the ships halls, lobbing granades into each room blowing up everyone inside, moving like a total terminator because I was going to whack every single enemy that set foot in my city to set an example to all the rest.

I arrived on the bridge as Vivic looked horrified to see me “Xenos Nocturnal! How did you? I mean we didn't mean it, we only invaded as a joke, just a little bit of trolling hehe...come on buddy don't be so triggered hehe.“ He was sweating as I grabbed him by the neck THEN I PUNCHED MY FIST THROUGH HIS FACE AS HIS SKULL AND BRAINS SHATTERED AND I THREW HIS BODY TO THE FLOOR.

Eron Monk tried to run away but I grabbed him next “Oh please, not again!“ He cried as I threw him out of the ship to his death below.

I blew up the command ship then went into my Final Hazard form using a beam attack to destory the rest of the airfleet.

We gathered all the survivors of Vivics mercenary army as we crucified them and put them on display outside the city as a warning to other invaders that would try to dishonor the freedom of the Moonblade Nocturnal and its promise of hope to the world.

Elsewhere a helicopter flew by as someone grabbed Eron Monk saving him from his fall “I thought I was going to die again.“

He looked into the cockpit seeing a fat Cockroach man piloting the chopper “Its you Curtis Moldbug, I swear I did my best I thought we had a winner with Vivic!“ Eron was begging for mercy as the cockroach man scratched his bum and hissed.

Also there was BD Bance who picked a cheeto out of his beard and ate it “Delicious“ he licked.

Curtis scurried over to Eron as he clasped his hands rubbing his greasy fingers “The don is coming back to start the dark CITADEL as I have foreseen in my manfestos all those years ago, you are to pledge your monetary support to him sssssssssss“

Eron kissed his gross bug feet “Yes lord Moldbug your will shall be done.“

The disgusting humanoid fat cockroach man hissed in delight “once we take the white house we shall built the dark CITADEL and ceos shall rule the world while the disgusting moronic poor people will be grinded into BIOFUEL or put in the matrix to be drained for their DELICIOUS SOUL JUICES sssssssss.“

ABYSS STAR

I decided to visit New York in America to make a deal with another clan there but something was wrong as it was night time at one in the afternoon “You notice it too right?“ Kazu noted and thats when we saw a sickly red star in the sky glowing.

“What is with that star? Just looking at it makes me feel ill.“ I said.

I looked at my custom Moonblade phone to check the internet and found a science channel “Scientists are calling it the Abyss Star, we don't much about it but it is drawing closer to Earth.“ The science guy said.

I folded my arms thinking for a moment “This Abyss star can't be good, we need to find some leads about whats going on before something really fucking bad happens.“

We phoned up one of my capos who sent a helicopter to take us to NASA who would have the answers we needed “GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ABYSS STAR!“ I threatened the head of NASA.

He put a video on the screen “We sent an expidition to the Abyss star, it is made of flesh but what happened scared us.“ He told me.

We watched the video and saw the astronaughts being absorbed into the ground as they became part of the abyss world trapped in eternal agony, then the camera zoomed out the world had evil eyes and walls of teeth “HOLY FUCK THATS THE MOST UGLY THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE GOOD FUCKING GOD!“ I shouted.

I had to do something to stop it so I got my helicopter back to new York thats when I saw her standing on the street with a new elegant lunar dress IT WAS GENOS MY SISTER “Hello my loathsome brother, it has been some time, do you like the Abyss star? I was the one who did the eldritch rituals to summon it to our galaxy and its hunger is endless...it shall consume world after world to aid to its flesh form.“ She giggled drawing from her cigarette holder.

“WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? YOU COULD DIE TOO IF THAT THING ABSORBS EARTH AND ADDS US TO THE BIOMASS ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID CRAZY?!“ I screamed at her to try and hope she would see some god damn sense.

She did the ojou laugh with her smug cat face “Nya, I don't care anymore, let the world and universe burn. I had ambitions of conquest once but after losing to you so much, nothing matters now LET IT ALL BURN UP!“ She said powering up into her Dark Crystal super form and I went into my FINAL HAZARD SUPER FORM as our glowing blades crossed.

“Let this be our last battle, brother!“ She said with hate in her eyes, she was truly gone at this point so I had no choice but to put her down once and for all.

We slashed and sliced but our blades blocked the other attacker because we where matched in speed. Her pure hate was driving her power level to stand against me “I won't let the world end, I have defeated stronger foes than some stupid dumb star.“ I scoffed.

“I don't care anymore, you will burn up in despair and suffering ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!“ She laughed pushing me back and firing 1000s of energy blades which I dodged.

I heard a voice inside my spirit, it was my great grandfather “Do not hold back, you are the legacy of this world after all, protect the star at all costs, destory the foe that stands in your way.“ He said and with that I WAS FILLED WITH MOTIVATION turning my gunblades into pure creation energy asending into my OMEGA FURY super form as my hair glowed with a color beyond comprehension.

“END OF ETERNITY!“ Genos cast attempting to rupture creation itself with a beam of pure nightmare energy.

I took my limitors off “UNLIMITED HOLY WORKS!“ I screamed blasting a city wide beam of pure celestal energy as our beams clashed in a struggle.

There was no choice I had to keep pushing as I put all my power into the attack pushing back against end of eternity as my beam began to burn Genos “SO THIS IS THE END AFTER ALL! THEN I SHALL...I!“ She tried to use a cracker bomb attack to take the planet out but I increased the beam range as she was consumed up it atom by atom which shattered her soul sending her to other world forever this time.

I collasped on the ground tired after using so much power “The Abyss star is still on its way here...I can't stop now.“ I gasped.

In my darkest hour I felt the power of motivation burning through me as my health and energy where fully restored “No I won't let the world end NOT TODAY ASSHOLE!“ I pointed towards the red star.

The world was covered in earthquakes and tornados as the Abyss star go close, it was right outside the atmosphere now ready to absorb everyone into its flesh to make them suffer forever “I SAID NOT TODAY!“ As my silver trenchcoat and shirt exploded exposing my abs.

I powered up going way beyond my omega fury form AND INTO MY SHIN TENJI SUPER FORM FINALE! I shot into space with the speed of a million rockets burning with passion and motivation as my fists with the impact of nuclear bombs punched into the surface of the abyss star as it coiled in pain “I BET THAT HURT FUCKER!“

It tried to whip me which its tounge which I grabbed and used to spin it around as I swung it into the sun which burned it bad but it came back at me for another go trying to eat me as I flew up to avoid then landed on the surface “DRILL OF TENGUS!“ I said punching the surface trillions of times digging into the abyss star as I began to violently beat up its heart then blasting it with thousands of ki shots.

I tore open a rift of pure burning sun energy and dragged us both into the celestal world “I'M TAKING YOU DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU LIVING GOD DAMN NIGHTMARE!“ I said punching it more and more then I used phase death loop move which was the most forbidden attack opening a billion rifts as time distorted.

Then I played my epic gangster theme the golden requiem to set the mood “You picked the wrong planet to mess with, hahaha!“ I grinned MY PSYCHO SMILE and the abyss star looked terrified for the first time in its existence.

I sent ten trillion nuclear punches into its face “MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!“ I chanted as each nuclear explosion cracked its surface then the time rift threw the abyss star into a billion suns as it was trapped in an exploding sun loop falling into sun after sun being burned over and over.

“Your ass is cooked!“ I laughed merging all the suns into one universe sized mega star and threw it into the abyss star as it screamed being drawn into the ultra sun as it was disintergrated into nothing more than dust.

ABYSS STAR

STATUS-KO!!

I closed the rifts floaitng back to Earth as I landed on the streets of new york reverting back to normal with not even a scratch on me as crowds of people appluded and cheered for me “You're our hero Xenos! All hail Xenos!“ They cheered.

Thanks to that my deal with the local American yakuza mafia clan went through and all the other mafias in the world grew to respect me as I became the most powerful boss on the planet.

Not to mention the Moonblade Nocturnal as world famous and we even had our own merch line and energy drink brand which gave people real energy and was filled with good stuff that didn't make people fat or give them diabetes LIKE THE SHIT THE PAUL BROTHERS MADE!

Final stand against the Abyssal dark gods

I was doing training the next year in the Taoist realms where time was slower so I could get more gains doing that. When I came out I was able to enter my Golden Requiem super form on command which impressed everyone. Even my friend Udon had visited Earth to hang out with us and as a present I gave her a custom mafia yakuza suit and skirt which looked pretty badass and sexy on her.

We got a call from across the next galaxy from my friend Chass who sent a warning “The outter systems have been attacked by pattern screamers sent from the Abyssal warp, we need help before they consume all the worlds complete and corrupt them.“ He said.

“I'm on my way!“ I said as me, Udon and Sona went to area 51 to demand a ship off them after we explained the situation.

It was then my friends in the SCP foundation arrived to upgrade the ship “These pattern screamers are dangerous, they go after worlds that are advanced at a certain level and corrupt them.“ Said my friend Doctor Gears.

The foundation brought some special cases in “You'll need this, its our newest gear.“ Doctor Gears said opening the case which had a special nanofiber jacket and training suit along with a new armor breaker cyber katana which I called THE MASTERMUNE!

I got on the space ship as we entered light speed and took off to the other galaxy.

We got the the next galaxy finding dead worlds filled with static monsters that used to people, all they could do was scream in static like broken TVs so I killed them all to put them out of their misery.

Thats when I saw the wound in reality IT WAS THE ABYSSAL WARP THE SOURCE OF THE MOST EVIL DARK ELDRICH GODS “I'm going to put them down forever!“ I told my friends as I went into my Golden Requiem form flying towards the eye itself.

“We are the Darkhand, the most powerful beings in all of eldritch space, we foresaw your coming. After all we created your evil self.“ Said Terrornova the leader of the four Darkhand as my evil self Zenos appeared in his Silver Requiem form welding the Crystal Pandemonium ULTIMA.

We crossed blades matching attacks as the shock waves could be felt across every single world across the universe at once “Lets have this out my evil self, one last time for the fate of all things on the line.“ And I used all my limit breakers at once hitting him with my hardest attacks.

Time slowed for a moment as both us ran as the stars rained nova energy which sparked all around us then we punched each other in the face going flying,

“The end can not be stopped, give into the darkness and embrace destruction!“ Zenos smirked at me feeling cocky he could win this battle.

But I drew upon the requiem goldens power and sliced him in half then used unlimited holy works to finish him off as the Darkhand watched.

“You can not kill evil itself, we are part of reality and we will make all of reality like us.“ as they summoned every eldrich monster every exe creature even Cinos.exe, every creepypasta monster, dark power, the high gods of the soulless, Abyss stars and all the evils as armies of trillions stood before me in deep space including that moon from live 85 home entertainment.

Something snapped in me as I HAD MY PSYCHO SMILE “I FUCKING HATE ELDRITCH MONSTERS!“ I screamed drawing all the energy ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE INTO MY GOD SPARKING WITH OMNI KI AND PRISMATIC CHAOS ENERGY.

I then broke all my super forms at once “NEVER TELL ME THE RULES!“ I threatened surprassing the limit barrier completely as Terrornova looked disturbed.

“How? Its impossible to surpass even the super barrier, no being can do that!“ He shouted.

My theme spirit vs spirits played as I burst into multiple colors of gold, primastic, silver, holy, dark and colors beyond all things THIS WAS MY REQUIEM HYPER FORM!!

The lady eldrich looked on “Hes unlocked hyper, we have to stop him!“ she shouted ordering the trillions of dark beings to attack.

I turned my arm into the CELESTA GUN DRAWING ALL CREATIONS POWER INTO IT “YOU'LL PAY FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!“ I screamed blasting a beam of creation hyper energy consuming the entire army of darkness as trillions of them burned up.

The Darkhand tried to flee as I turned the Celestia gun on them opening fire into Abyssal warp itself cracking it as every dark hell star burned up and the corruption as destoryed forever killing the greatest source of evil in existence as the Darkhand where perminatly destoryed.

Across every world in the universe a beautiful sunset was scene as hope was reborn with humans, aliens and more all looking up to a brand new day “Thank you Xenos, for everything.“ Chass smiled.

Training in Celestia

After the battle I went to Celestia where I was cared for by a beautiful angel nurse called Floni who healed me. After my deeds destorying the abyssal warp the forces of Celestia hailed me was a great hero allowing me to train and learn techiques that where once forbidden to outsiders but for me they made a special exception.

I went to the heavenly forge with the most holy materials to forge my ulitmate weapons THE DREAM BLADE.

Completing my training I instant phase shifted to Earth where Udon and Brisket where happy to see I was alive and well giving me a hug “Alright you're suffocating me.“ I laughed and we all laughed.

WORLD WAR TRUMP

It had happened, a coup to take over the entire United States by Donald Trump who declared himself president eternal. It only week him a week to suspend democracy claiming it was to stop terrorism but his entire agenda was driven by hate.

He sent his private military forces to take over all the news offices and shut down anyone that didn't align with his new reigme.

All the neo nazis I once fought before where given badges or military positions while those loyal to democracy where ether executed or sent to prison camps.

Even that creep Eron Monk was back paying people $500 to kiss Trumps ring and swear eternal loyalty to him but those that refused where executed to spread terror to the masses.

A civil servant walked into the white house to give Trump paperwork “Here is the forms you wanted Mr president eternal“ He said as Trump grabbed him sitting on his face unleashing powerful farts as the intern tried not to scream.

“You will huff my farts and you will like them because if you don't say you like my farts you will be sent to the work camps.“ Trump ordered as the white house staff smiled and clapped nervous to question the great leader.

“Thank you for making me huff farts sir.“ Cried the intern.

Trump grinned and did the OK sign “Thats right I really make fantastic farts, really just good farts you know, the best farts, quility farts.“ He said and the staff appluded

Eron Musk was jumping up and down like an excited kid “You're so based daddy Trump hehehe and you will make me the space man in return for my good work right daddy?“

Donald Trump sighed “You will be rewarded for your service.“

A dark portal formed as Elidon and the rest of the Aeonians came “Xenos is coming, I hope you are ready to destory him.“ Elidon said and Trump nodded smugly.

“Don't worry I have a perfect weapon to deal with him after all it was me that funded his augmentations and upgrades.“ Trump snapped his fingers as Helios stomped into the room.

Meanwhile me and the squad where chilling in our city when over 600 nuclear bombs rained from the sky, I went into my requiem hyper form ASAP rushing to the sky to unleash a sheild of hyperion to block as many as I could but at least two of the bombs broke through doing massive damage to The city of Nocturnal “WHO DID THIS? HOW WOULD KILL SO MANY INNOCENTS!“ I shouted holding the bodies of my people up who died in the bombing of sector seven.

Thats when I saw metal from the bomb IT HAD THE US GOVERNMENT LOGO ON IT!

I went to my command centre on the top floor as all my capos and generals had gathered for an emergency meeting „“ts Donald Trump hes back and invading every single country, hes insane with power and hes called you out personally.“ Sona told me.

My blood was boiling with rightous fury for all the blood spilled “We're going to Washington to take president Eternal Donald Trump down, he can't keep getting away with this!“ I cried out.

I went to my personal armory as my top men fitted me with my new golden trenchcoat and I grabbed the DREAM SWORD, the Tri-Tetsu, The Sutakata Mark X blade and my Lightswords “Tonight we fight for true glory my brothers!“ I told my comrades who all raised their weapons.

WORLD WAR TRUMP PART II

I played the song assault as my flagship the Shadowcutter flew towards America “We're detecting the entire US airforce, looks like they are sending their entire military forces at us!“ Kazu noted on the radar.

We fired everything at them blowing thousands of aircrafts apart on our way across the ocean “We're close to US boaders but it looks like the US airforce are sending expernmental airships, we're taking heavy fire!“ Cinos warned.

I launched the qaud missles doing massive damage to their ships as we crossed the sea into US territory taking fire from AA batteries on the ground.

We where over Washington so we got into our drop pods taking fire on the way down as we landed, opening fire against the US marines as we breached the city gates “Keep fire on them, we need to break through enemy lines!“ I said as me, Brisket, Udon, Kazu and Banana Split moved towards the inner city destorying the entire US military with our raw power.

Outside the White house where hoards of Abyss spawn and demons “President Eternal Donald Trump promised us revenge if we killed you! We will make you pay for blowing up hell!“ An archdemon shouted throwing fireballs but I went into my requiem hyper form and blew his head off with magic then blasted the hoards of hell spawn and Abyss creatures.

At the gates where some nazis but they where all weak and I wiped them out like blowing away dust.

We blew the doors down and the Aeonians where waiting for us summoning their legendary weapons “The Apocalypse chain event will begin tonight, you may have killed our council leaders but now the end for this shard draws near“ Said a high level Aeonian as me and Kazu ignited our lightblades doing battle with them as sparks and fires went flying.

I drew the angel requiem cannon opening fire on them as they used dark magicks and even went into their Aeonian prime forms which gave us a little trouble but then I went into my HYPER REQUIEM FORM and blasted them.

It was pretty fucking epic as we cut down each Aeonian leader one by one until only he was left.

Helios blew up the wall firing his minigun arm and shoulder cannon “I will take my revenge upon you brother, you can not stand against my raw fire power as I have been upgraded for this assignment“ but I went into my fury form merging it with hyper as I shadow stepped forward and attempted to rip out his power core but his armor was too powerful as he upper cut me into the sealing casuing me to crash into the upper level of the white house.

AUGMENTED STEEL

I tried to get up but I heard horrific mechnical running as Helios jumped through the hole and smashed me through the wall into the first ladies room.

“YOU VILL PAY FOR KILLING GENOS WHILE I HAD ISSUES WITH HER SHE WAS STILL THE ONLY SISTER VE HAD!“ Helios said determinated to put me down once and for all.

I went into a kung foo pose and tried to spin copter into him then drop kick him but he thrust punched me multiple times as steam vented from his massive metal arms “I VILL SHOW YOU ZAT MACHINE IS STRONGER ZAN FLESH YES!“

Before I could go super he powered up drawing tons of energy then his armored machine body turned golden and glowing “BEYOND DAS POWER OF MECHINUS SUPER FORM!“ He turned his arms into chainsaws firing trillions of energy bullets that caused massive damage all around the room and I took a few hits

“I can't hold back! I killed Genos but I was scared to go all out again but the world needs be GET READY TO HIT THE FLOOD FUCKFACE!“ I screamed unleashing my REQUIEM HYPER FORM then used unlimited holy works to crack his armor.

“SUCK IT DOWN!“ I started unleashing billions of Mudas into his power core as he fell to his knees and ran out of power to sustain his super form.

“Helios!! Brother Trump is going to enslave everyone entire countries turned into eternal dictatorships all for one fucking idiots power trip! Stand with me lets kick his ass together its what I've always wanted for the three of us...“ i shouted at him.

He held out his hand “I SEE MAYBE POWER WAS DIE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG WAY! I SHALL GIVE YOUR WAY A TRY THEN...“

But then an energy blade his his legs off which exploded and standing there was Eron Monk in a black maga hat looking more demonic and decayed and old “The weak should perish its what lord moldbug demands you will make good biofuel kekekekekekeke“ laughed Eron who looked slumped over and filled with hate.

“HELIOOOOOS!“ I screamed

Eron Monk was oozing darkness as his eyes turned black and soulless “Moldbug infested me with bug spawn, I am empowered by the soulless, of pure dark energy I AM DARK MAGA NOW HAHAHAHAHA!“

Helios grabbed him “LET ME GO YOU FREAK!“ the decaying old soulless husk of a man screamed.

“Xenos you must finish this fight without me! You must do what you always do, you must destory evil and win. Do not show them any mercy for they have none, fight and win brother.“ Helios self destructed doing massive damage to Eron Husk.

He hissed and stomped on the remains of Helios head which made me fucking angry “It matters not I have power now, real power I'm not useless anymore I will be the one to end Xenos forever!“

I started screaming as I transended Requiem Hyper form breaking the final barrier as colors flowed around me like a crystal rainbow I HAD UNLOCKED HYPER MESSIAH MODE

“Oh crap...“ Eron said as I upper cut him so hard every single tooth from his decaying form blasted out of his face.

Filled with rightous power I PUNCHED HIM INTO THE FLOOR SO HARD OVER AND OVER A TRILLION FUCKING TIMES THEN PUNCHING HIM LIKE A MILLION DRILLS INTO THE EARTHS CRUST AS THE PUNCHING TRANSENDED REALITY WITH SO MANY DRILL PUNCHES I BEAT HIM INTO THE NETHERWORLD.

After falling I started punching him in midair thousands of times then drop kicked him into the fires of hell where he was tortured forever by Lucfier from hellraiser whose the cooler devil unlike the evil ones I killed.

“You belong here, loser.“ I said then used teleport magic to return to the white house.

TO THE EDGE

I went back to the Whitehouse lobby and killed a bunch of nazi soldiers as the Aeonian leader Elidon came out of a portal “So you killed my brothers and now expect mercy from me? I will be the one to carry out there final ideals to reforge this inferior world I AM THE HERO THE WORLD NEEDS ITS SAVIOR!“ He said going into his holy Knight form.

He summoned the ghosts of fallen heroes to attack me as we clashed blades, my Tesingu Gunblades blocking his attacks as it shook the entire whitehouse.

“You're not a fucking hero! You just kill people and support evil villains to bring back an era that is gone! You can't live in the here and now!“

He summoned leylines which glowed with magic mimicing all my super forms which attacked me “Fuck!“

Then he summoned ghost echo fighter copies of Genos and Helios to attack as I tried to fight them off

I had to focus my taoist arts because Elidon could match me on all other fronts „I told you I am the true hero this world needs, I am the milk of justice it requires in its darkest days“ He said sending all the echo fighters to attack me at once.

ENOUGH OF THIS I SCREAMED GOING INTO MY MESSIAH HYPER FORM THEN UNLEASHED UNLIMITED HOLY WORKS PHASE 2 which blew all the echo fighters away then I teleported in front of Elidon and round house kicked him channelling holy power sending him to the ground then blasted him with a tao beam.

He reverted to his normal form and teleported away “We are not done yet...“

THE TRUTH

Trump waited for me as he was glowing with energy and besides him was the masked Aeonian leader Elidon “I must return to my knight form to avenge my fallen brothers.“ Elidon said low on energy but then Trump grew a huge tail from his ass which sucked Elidon in as he screamed.

“You will not use me, I am too based and cool. You think I was foolish enough to be a pawn in your plan? You're pretty dumb, guess you're getting absorbed now.“ Trump said as he sucked Elidon into his body and absorbed all his power.

The sight made me sick as Trump was covered in gold energy then turned into an armoed golden god “I AM NOW GOLDEN TRUMP! I HAVE WATCHED YOUR BATTLES AND LEARNED HOW TO BECOME LIKE BUT BETTER AND MORE GOOD!“ He said in that annoying voice as the entire White house came down around us.

“I am going to end this and free the people from your tyranny, scumbag!“ I swore

Trump laughed at me “Before I kill you I want you to know I funded Fakebook and other forces and I paid the farmers who killed your family...It was me who funded the science experiments that where done to you so I could learn to become a god.“

That made me rage as I started punching him but his golden body took no damage as my hands hurt “FUCK YOU!“ I shouted wanting revenge against him.

I charged into him going into Messiah hyper form on command as I slammed my fists into him but his golden body as so hard I broke every bone in my hands.

“My turn.“ Trump did that fucking smug grinned as he used explosion magic doing tons of damage to me as the entire whitehouse exploded all around us as we stood in the flaming ruins of washington DC, debris falling from the sky as the shirtless golden Trump stood before me.

The badass music It Has To Be This Way started to play as I punched Golden Trump ten million times as he just stood there taking it and taking zero damage as I kept punching and only breaking more bones in my body.

“You just can't win Xenos, I am the chad and you are the soyjak its just science.“ he laughed at me as he punched the super out of me

He then clasped both hands together bringing his fists down upon my skull as he slammed me into the concrete which hurt like fucking shit.

Trump then grabbed my head digging his claws into me as he started to drain energy sucking all the super and hyper forms out of me...all magic, taoist arts, every power I ever gained as sucked out as he empowered himself with everything I worked towards.

He then smashed my face into the ground and pressed his boot into the back of my head „Eat the shit on the ground, its what you deserve what everyone who doesn't like me deserves! I'LL BURN THE ENTIRE WORLD TILL EVERYONE THAT DOESNT LIKE ME! EVERYONE WHO MADE FUN OF ME! CROSSED ME! IS DEAD LIKE THE REST OF THE GARBAGE ON EARTH!“

Upon a star

I woke in the celestal world as the Goddess floated before me in front of the stars “Xenos you had the power in you all along, that is something he can not take from you but all he drained as aether but you have the ability to use dynamis a power great than anything filled by the power of emotion and prayer and will.

“You mean I can still win this? I have to, I won't get bodied by a fucking loser weirdo like that guy.“ I told the Goddess

Then I heard prayers from all my friends the hope of the entire world as energy flowed into me healing all my wounds “I need to go back now TO FINISH THE FIGHT!“

Trump punched me with his huge golden fists slamming my body further into the ground “No it won't end here, I can't after coming this far.“ I said letting my chi flow through my body WITH DYNAMIS TOO surprassing the requiem hyper form and entering my CELESTAL BEING DYNAMIS ULTIMATE FORM as 30 wings of light grew from me and rings of light flowed through me as my hair was glowing imperial white.

“Impossible THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE! I HATE YOU HATE HATE HATE!“ He shouted at me.

I drew the power of Celestia into my hand “SHINING FIST!!“ I roared punching Golden Trump so hard he vomited out all the stole power and super forms which flowed back into my body “THESE ARE MINE MOTHERFUCKER!“ I mocked.

I began to summon all the energy across the omniverse into my self “UNLIMITED JUSTICE BLADES!“ I said summoning all the legendary swords as each one cut into Golden Trump doing damage that could cut a god apart, each slash causing the entire multiverse to violently shake.

Trump was screaming as each legendary weapon slashed and cut into him “I WILL SHOW YOU TO THE EDGE!“ I said putting all my power into a divine punch slamming his face as his golden form shattered as the man himself was destoryed exploding into corrupted energy which was sent to other world for divine judgement.

The decaying form of Trump lay on the ground as a bug crawled out of his ear leaving him with a melting brain “I will uhhh cats and dogs eating the men...amnd uhehehe“ as he was a mess just a rotting old man.

“So the bug spawn was giving you power keeping your brain still working then who made it?“ I demanded answers.

A gross flesh moon was in the sky as the hologram of a disgusting fat cockroach man appeared “I am Curtis Moldbug, my people have longed for your world and if these puppets have no use THEN I NEED TO DO THINGS MYSELF TYPICAL!“ He hissed as the moon grew tentacles connecting into Donald Trumps rotting body filling it with foul gasses as he became a gaint corpse piloted by the bug moon.

“I will put my people in every humans brain then everyone will have worms in there brains becoming living nests for the roach humans kekekekekeke“ laughed Moldbug who had connected himself to the moons core.

There was still some energy left in my Celestal being Dynamis ultimate form “YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU PUT DISGUSTING FUCKING BUGS IN PEOPLES BRAINS! HELL NO! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE THEN SO SAD GOODBYE!“ I smiled flying him as I put all my power into my first punching through the gaints corpse as blood sprayed everywhere and it exploded leaving the bug moon exposed.

“How can you still have sssssssso much power impossible the bug scientists said we had drained you sssssss!“ Moldbug screamed as the moons tentacles tried to slap me but I cut them apart with light blades.

Then I used UNLIMITED JUSTICE REQUIEM WORKS AS ALL MY GUNBLADES AND SWORDS TURNED INTO RIFLES OF PURE SILVER AND FIRED CUTTING CELESTAL LASERS CRACKING THE MOON INTO PIECES AS IT BURNED UP!

“We're not done yet you piece of shit garbage motherfucker!“ I summoned the armies of Celestia as the angels of light appeared behind me slashing their blades in holy union towards the falling debris of the disgusting bug moon.

All that was left was Moldbug now exposed as I absorbed all the angelic heroes into my arms and punched him with the light of realms causing him to exploded into a shower of blood as his soul was forever chained in the void abyss

I landed as everyone in America was in awe at my Celestal being hyper form “You are all free now, democracy is returning.“ I told them as they cheered loudly and Brisket cuddled me causing me to blush.

“After this, we should you know...start a family.“ She said kissing me on the cheek and I looked embrassed.

In the company of friends

We went to Akiba in Japan to celebrate in a luxury maid cafe as I pulled my car in and sat with Brisket, Kazu, Cinos and Udon. The song don't stop was playing on the radio as I bobbed my head to it, enjoying the nighttime air.

“Its the times like this you have to remember right? The best of days.“ Brisket smiled as I thought back to all the adventures we had.

“Yeah.“ I smiled watching a female in a black coat come in which made me a little uneasy but I shrugged.

The music swelled as a dog demi human came in walking into the bathrooms “So what are we ordering?“ Kazu said and I looked at the menu.

It was truly the best of days I thought to myself but then I looked up noticing something.

#Xenos the cat unleashed #original story #this was painful #spoof #christian humber reloaded #edgy #oc

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