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Hank's preferred method of travel (at Mays Chapel, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B--d4tBAvXq/?igshid=gjeqyi0x93ww

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The Snake Den

Zealous kobolds reside in the bones of a titanic snake coiled up in its grave. Their shadows are long and dancing, and their chants echo off the walls. Watch for traps, brave adventurer…

I make maps and assets for D&D for printing and VTT, and this is my latest creation. Please let me know what you think!

Downloads and more: https://www.2minutetabletop.com/snake-den-cave-battle-map/

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Okay, if you’re gonna get Upper East Side about this, I think we’re done.

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Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

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Top 10 funniest Star Wars action figures

10. Bodybuilder Chewbacca

9. Jetpack Han Solo

8. 12″ Pee Stained Wampa

7. Nutting Mace Windu

6. Biker Darth Vader

5. Yarael Poof

4. whatever the fuck happened here

3. Hench Neck Han

2. George Lucas

1. Luke Skywalker, Ape-Man

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About to hit 50 miles and getting really comfortable. Seen all the nosedive posts around this time so I upgraded the helmet. #iwanttokeepmyteeth #newFMbumpers #onewheel #onewheelxr https://www.instagram.com/p/B3-x7_qgnZ_/?igshid=1n0ujhl1wr3kv

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Liberty Dam had so many different terrains it's great for learning this #float #onewheel #onewheelxr (at Liberty Dam) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3aIJDqAxcA/?igshid=ul89y9elmoit

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New to the float life but loving it. #onewheel #dadsport (at Liberty Reservoir) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3LYHzogGdF/?igshid=1geeqi3hw33kh

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White collar workers and executives: “Hurray, it’s labor day weekend! 3 full days off! We are so fortunate to live in a Great Country that Cares about it’s Workers!”

Service industry workers who know labor day weekend is one of the busiest 3 days of the year which means double or triple shifts and not seeing family all while being forced to be not only polite but cheerful:

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*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

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