#Rammtisch

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Ich nehm dich zärtlich in den Arm

Heirate mich

/ 31.05.1998 - Rock Am Ring /

[a-paradise-for-hyperfixations]

Rammtisch be like:

One thread:

It's okay to suffer for your art but you should not die for it!

Other thread:

Schneminem

[samshinechester]

There's an ass battle going on in my inbox (please keep going 🙏), and I can't answer with pictorial evidence yet as there are workers in my house.

Gaaaaaaaah.

[marimayscarlett]

Rammstein Stammtisch (Rammtisch?) nonnie here - that was really fast 😂 please share the meeting protocol. For the beginning phase I fear I have to many unpopular opinions so I don't want to spoil the momentum. As I said I'd probably annoy everybody.

It really was quick, the energy of this fandom is just absolutely amazing 🤍 I'm sure you're just as welcome on the server as everyone else is. It exists for talking and discussing, and as long as everyone's friendly and civil, there's no problem in sharing different point of views and opinions I guess 😊

Some information about our "Rammtisch" Discord server:

Rules of the server:

And the different channels, devided by topics:

Special thanks to @wizzardclown @sechsherzen and @gothtoast for working so quickly and creating & detailing this lovely space for us 🤍

Edit: You can find the post with the Discord link to join here ☺️

[pheonixgreyhearndonsstuff]

the rammstein boys

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

hlello :)

what is Rammtisch?

Hi, it's an online gettogether some of our fellow tumblrers setup recently, see this post by @marimayscarlett for more information and also others involved and the link etc etc

in my head it looks something like this, but digital 😊

[anwiel13]

Oh, such Ana amazing day today. I got my new tattoo, my friend put a little messages into it and mine are friends, for luck, for self confidence and for your safety 😊 there are so many small details, it will took me a while to find all of them.

And after the tattoo was finished, I found out that Shelby is now under investigation by Vilnius prosecutors. Thanks to all amazing people on Rammtish for providing all news 💜

I literally want to open bottle of same great wine and just smile.

[myrammmortal]

Part 3

On the night of the concert I put on my black combat boots . Underneath them were ripped black fishnets. Then I put on my black lederhosen (I will put these on every day until the day I die, don't judge me you prep). I brushed my hair and made it look all flat. I felt a little depressed then so I pet Minnie (she's a good girl, fuck you). I read a depressing book because I really wanted to be as depressed as humanly possible while going on a fun outing to really bum everyone out. I put on TONS of black eyeliner. It was pretty much all over my face like a raccoon and a skunk both exploded on my face. I didn’t put on foundation because I have skin anyway. I drank some coffee so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Richard was waiting there in front of his stolen car. He was wearing a soft pink t-shirt, baggy black sweat pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Richard!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Paul Darkness Troglodyte Dementia Landers.” he said back. We walked into his black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and drove to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly while somehow still being as depressed as possible to Marilyn Manson (he's a good friend, he's cool). We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. We smoke all the drugs! Including those that shouldn't be smoked! They taste like chocolate. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to that band we're both unfamiliar with.

'lalalalalalalala pay us please lalalala whatever '(I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Olli is so fucking hot.” I said to Richard, for no particular reason whatsoever. But I remembered he went to the sauna today so it's probably true.

Suddenly Richard looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Richard sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I'm pretty sure he's actually really hot at this point at the sauna. Remember he told us all he was going to go today? I bet his skin is about to melt at that place."

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Richard. After the concert, we drank some beer and did more of those chocolate tasting and smelling drugs. We got GC concert tees because why not. Richard and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Richard didn’t go back to the hotel, instead he drove the car into……………………… a parking lot!

[spieluhrzeit]

rammtisch turns 1 today! i joined the server back in may literally just as the tour was kicking off. and it was the best decision of my life! i got to get closer to my mutuals on here and be as neurodivergent about the boys as i wanted

not only that, but because of rammtisch, i was able to express my feelings on last year's Events™, something that i don't particularly like to talk about on tumblr unless i desperately have something to say. i was there as till took w after w and i'm glad i wasn't alone while it was going on. experiencing the tour vicariously through people on the server was the best, hopefully i'll get to be at a concert in the near future!

what's funny is when i joined the server, i was pretty much finished my plc course (a further education course you can do in ireland after your leaving cert). and now as i start uni, i'm still in there, yapping away about till/flake/tillake/my comp sci brainrot/my distaste for ai. and i'm so grateful i'll get to share my first day and a huge milestone with all my rammtisch friends. i've never felt more accepted in any fandom server before than i have here (and i've been in a few group chats before)

it's been an amazing almost 4 months with you guys, and you are all amazing. special thank you to @wizzardclown who made the server in the first place, it was a very good decision <3 here's to more ramm steining!

↑ (gif by @ukulelette, sorry to steal it from you, i can never seem to find it in the gif search 😭) x

[myrammmortal]

Strap in tight, it's going down

Hi my name is Heiko Paul Hiersche but everyone calls me Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers (and you will too if you know what's good for you) and I have short hair grey hair with some dark streaks that is like a tonsure but without the cursed hole and blue grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like a chaotic gremlin (if u don't know what that is get the hell out of here!). I'm a rockstar and my teeth are straight and white. I have skin. I'm also a guitarist and I play in this band called Rammstein (if you haven't heard of them, why are you here?). I'm a German (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly grey and black. I love the store where I buy all my clothes. For example today I was wearing extremely short sexy black lederhosen and combat boots. I was walking outside a music festival where my band (and obviously myself, duh) were to perform. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. total major super hottie Richard Z Kruspe!

“What’s up Richard?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

[sanguinary-design]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers. 💜 (no pressure, of course!)

Thank you! <3

witnessing totality ☼

the Rammstein fandom, particularly Rammtisch 💙

music. just music. 🎵

Ao3, and all free and uncensored reading material 📖

my cats 🐾

[samshinechester]

Thank youuuuuuu!

Last listened to:

Favorite at the moment:

Song of your choice:

Tagging @gralto @sonic-counselor @marimayscarlett @in--my--tears @musically--declined @buuucky-barnes

Tagged by @frampk ! Thank you (❁˘0˘)♬♪

Last listened to:

Favourite at the moment:

Song of your choice:

Tagging @meinewellemeinstrand @samshinechester @anwiel13 @morgana-lefay @vulnerant-omnes @naomullen @franwikema 💚

[spieluhrzeit]

"we can't go on like this" lamented flake,

as he and till parted ways from the chess board,

because paul ate all the rooks.

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

I don't agree that Till's solo work is bad for Rammstein. It's different and a lot of people love it, myself included. I love that he's not limited by the others guys, that's what make his project so great, he does what he wants, and, unpopular opinion but I prefer his solo music videos to Rammstein's ones. And I love his solo music as much as Rammstein.

Good to hear a different opinion, and that our fandom is versatile enough for loads of people to enjoy different aspects of the band 🌺

And i'm not even sure it's such an unpopular opinion, i bet you're not the only one at this particular table at the 'Rammtisch' 😊

[myrammmortal]

This is it, chapter 11. The last one. Don't cry, it will be okay. Somewhere, but not here.

“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! Frau Schneider tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Till chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! Anyway, makeover time! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Flake was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Flake and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Flake and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Till ran in. “Paul Darkness Edgelord Troglodyte Shadow Dementia Raven Way Alzheimer Birdflu Croissant Boy Landers, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Flake and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Flake said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Tills wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Flake asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”

We heard a car door close and Olli came walking towards us. The wellness retreat had clearly done him some good. "Hi guys, I'm back. Did I miss anything?"

Well, this was that entire nightmare. I hope the sweet people from Rammtisch that requested this are happy. If you have any questions, I don't blame you. I have many as well. And not a single answer. But if you do have questions I will try to answer anyway. Person who originally wrote My Immortal: I hope you are okay, wherever you are. Your story may be the worst story ever written but I hope that didn't stop you from writing anyway and improving on your skills. I hope you are living a happy life and I hope that you can look back on your story and laugh at the joy and tears it continues to give people after all these years.

Yes, Paul's name has been changing and has been getting weirder by request. Why? Because I can!

[cosmic-bat]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

🥺🥺 danke

i have been pretty busy so i haven't been on rammtisch much but i will return to be active soon i promise!