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Anything Goes - A Riverdale Thesis Statement
So, I was listening to "Anything Goes" of the Riverdale album recently to luxuriate in the majesty that is Ashleigh Murray. (She is so sorely missed.)
I find this song to be so deeply important to Riverdale as a way of understanding where it's coming from on all levels.
There are a few songs they've done over the years that I consider to be "thesis statements" for the show. Seventeen is another big one, but let's focus on this one for now. I'll talk about that song another day.
In-depth rambling beneath the cut. <3
I think Anything Goes is appropriately positioned in Season 3 because this is the season where the style of the show starts to reveal itself as more heightened and abstract.
Riverdale, if anything, is a burlesque number. Slowly peeling back its more accessible layers into something entirely unique and strange.
Season 3 is when the show starts to reveal that it's not your typical teen drama and it never was. (This is why a lot of people struggle with this season and drop off. It really is the culling blade. I will release my essay on this in due time.)
Anyway.
For those that might not be aware, "Anything Goes" is the title song of the musical "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter.
Here's the original version in one of my favorite performances of the song by Sutton Foster in a rehearsal. Seriously, she's incredible. (Maybe I just love giant tap numbers, but this fills me with delight every time I see it.)
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In any case, the song's lyrics are about how the times have changed. Standards of morality are lower than ever before. I think that, in its original meaning, it does apply to Riverdale, but there's a bit more to it than that. Let's unpack.
As Cole Porter puts it:
"In olden days a glimpse of stocking was Looked on as something shocking now Heaven knows Anything goes"
This easily applies to the salacious nature of Riverdale, especially in the earlier seasons. I mean, could Cole Porter have even conceived of a kinky lesbian sex scene intercut with violent boxing? Anything goes, indeed.
And sexual stories have a heavy stigma attached to them. Eroticism, though one of the most popular topics and genres since the beginning of time, is often treated as a lesser form of art. Too much sex in your story and it becomes "pornography", a word often spit rather than said.
Moving on.
The second verse says:
"Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose Anything goes"
Though Riverdale doesn't really use a ton of "four letter words", this verse can easily apply to Riverdale's low-brow plots and ideas. Bloody serial killers. Secret siblings. Murder. Mothmen. Etc. Etc.
Horror and melodrama, two of Riverdale's most beloved genres, have also been treated as second-class citizens in the art world for ages. This is especially true nowadays even with the rise of prestige, high-concept horror. The genre, on the whole with notable exceptions, is still treated as a lesser art form.
"The world's gone mad today And good's bad today Black's white today And day's night today And all the guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos Anything goes Anything goes"
"Everything is wrong," the song declares. The world is upside down.
A couple of things about this section.
1: It sounds to me like the haters lamenting the state of art and the world today. "I can't believe that show has seven seasons." "It got too weird." Etc. Etc.
2: I feel like the first two lines are a tongue in cheek praise of Camp.
3: The line about the guys of today that women prize makes me think back to my first point about the thirsty nature of this show.
Do I sound insane yet?
Regardless, the lyrics can be taken either sarcastically or sincerely. So, in one version the singer is lamenting the state of affairs and in another, they're delighted with how much freedom there is.
Riverdale obviously falls in the latter interpretation, but I can't help but hear the first one as well because it echoes criticism of the show.
Two more bits I want to mention.
"So though I'm not a great romancer, I Know you're bound to answer when I propose Anything goes"
If I had a criticism of Riverdale, it would be its lack of polish. It might not be the best "romancer" as it were, but oh, how can I reply with anything but an enthusiastic "YES. <3" when it proposes, through its unrelenting, feverish madness that truly, anything goes?
Riverdale hops from genre to genre and style to style with such reckless avarice that I genuinely swoon. It embraces a hedonism and indulgence that "high art" scoffs at. Highly technical works of art, though beautiful and thought-provoking are often quite restrained. They're often very focused on one topic or style. Their limited scope allows for a cleaner execution.
Riverdale pours all of American culture into one giant bowl and hands you a spoon. It's messy and unrefined. It's hard to swallow, at times. It's unbalanced, but god, does it burst with charm and flavor. Maybe my palette, cut on technique and training, was just longing for something that tasted of heart. Either way, I think this is Riverdale's greatest strength.
Finally.
"And all the pains you've got If any brains you've got From those little radios Anything goes Anything goes Anything"
I think this is a cheeky dare to look more deeply at this show. It's daring the listener to meet Riverdale with their heart (their pains) and with whatever brains they might have left after being glued to their "little radios" for so long.
That's definitely not what the original song was saying, but I'm only looking at it in the context of Riverdale.
EDIT**: OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT TO INCLUDE THIS. It's like, half the reason I wrote the post.
So, one more thing about this particular version of the song that makes it fit Riverdale so perfectly.
The style is dark, sexy, and almost angry. It's almost accusatory. This fits in with my statments about how the song dares you into thinking more deeply about it.
It teases you for liking its thirst traps and slasher gore and this tone is not nearly as "Golly!" as the original. No. It's almost somber. It's a dark cabaret number rather than an upbeat tap song.
And this shift in tone is significant.
It mirrors the shift from pie in the sky Americana in the original comics to the dark, gothic vibe of the modern Archieverse and Riverdale itself.
It embraces a smoldering darkness that relishes itself. It's hedonistic and sultry in a way the original was not.
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So, yeah. This song feels like a thesis statement of the show to me. When it comes to Riverdale's genre, style, subject matter, ideas, characters, and everything else...
Anything goes.
#Riverdale#I'm being insane again#Rambling about Riverdale#Is it time to ship me off to the Sisters yet?#Youtube
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you guys know that one scene from riverdale where jughead sees toni in his shirt, but he knows betty belongs in that shirt?
okay yeah imagine that with carmen berzatto. you and him broke up, maybe prematurely, and he moved on way too quickly to even think about what he was doing. he finds the girl in his shirt, in your shirt.
he told you before that you look better in it then he does. he adores seeing you in it. he's forced to now stare at someone else in it, instead of you. everytime he's seen you wearing it is flooding his mind. early mornings in each other's arms, watching you in his clothes.
but now? now it's on someone else. now his shirt, your shirt, is on another girl. and it's his fault that you aren't in it, that you arent there.
anyway this idea sat in my mind figured i'd share lmfao
#maeberzatto#mae rambles!#mae rambles about: riverdale / betty and jug's shirt#i miss betty and jughead shut up omg#carmen berzatto imagine#carmen berzatto thought#carmen berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto fanfic
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"i'm so glad ari aster didn't go to therapy and wrote midsommar instead." "emerald fennell is a sick woman i dont know what's in her mind but i never want to go there. watching saltburn is enough." not one of these kinds of people would survive five minutes with me
#i HATE to be jughead from riverdale like ''im weird i'm a weirdo have you ever seen me not talk about nekromantik. nekromantik's weird''#but genuinely the shit people say is sick and weird........guys. please.#i'm on letterboxd too much sorry#btw don't ask me what i thought of midsommar again i've had enough#shit movie. not worth talking about.#persimmon's rambles
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you ever think about how tentpole fandoms from 00s-2010s shows with huge followings that are going strong even now would just not exist if they were made in this day and age
#ara rambles#just. in this environment. i doubt even juggernaut fandoms like spn and merlin would even exist#like. so many shows had mid first seasons and it was *fine* because they were given time to grow#the fuckin cw verse never had a single good season in its entire existence and it still spawned dctv only fans#who are a behemoth and completely removed from the rest of the dc fandom#*all* of merlin's seasons were mid and it still got 5 of them#spn was supposed to end at s5 and got ten more seasons after that#aos season 1 and the first half of s2 were pretty boring but it got to 7 seasons#fucking riverdale!!!!#umbrella academy and stranger things feel like the last gasp of this kind of culture#and they're all drawn out and are dying terrible deaths#we're four years into the 2020s folks are there even *any* big fandom shows that isn't fighting for its life#what? house of the dragon and rings of power?#idk if those count cause house of the dragon is drawing from got power which is kind of a different space from the rest of fandom culture#and uh.... imma be real.... i barely hear anything about rings of power#i guess iwtv is the last survivor and i think it's telling that it's the only one not on a big streaming site!!!!#wait. i forgot bridgerton. yeah. bridgerton is basically the only big fandom show rn. don't know how it made it this far tbh.
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Also, not to draw comparisons between a masterpiece and a crack show, but the dreamlike scene of Nucky being shown the television in "Eldorado" by a Gillian-coded woman as a sign of a future-of-out-reach is how you properly draw a story to a close and comment on its medium.
#how cool would it have been to have the Riverdale gang receive their memories via comic pages?#or have THIS be the black-and-white episode and things turn color as they remember watching on this 'of the future' color TV#well one more week for you guys to hear my Riverdale ramblings#what can I say? they ended or canceled all my other shows so I have nothing else to grumble about#I will say that redeeming Betty's mom in the penultimate episode is almost as bad as redeeming Ryan's dad in the penultimate episode#man I hated that sublot#Boardwalk Empire#Riverdale
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I watch Riverdale with my flatmate and then recap the most important developments to my partner and recapping this show is getting increasingly challenging, what is even going on
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im not sure why choni shippers keep quaking in their boots and asking and begging for confirmation and reassurance on choni being endgame like. i know the scene is grim for sapphic ships in media lately but riverdale literally did the whole "theyre actual, literal soulmates, and theyll be doomed to misery with anyone else" canonically. the fangs stuff was just to add tension cause what show would riverdale be without conflict at any point, much less making cheryl miserable. they did almost every cliche in the book possible for them. no one is competing with you! its just not gonna be a walk in the park for them cause youre watching the show where insane shit has to keep happening all the time or else it wouldve been cancelled on the first season
#ramble#riverdale#choni#the critic on tumblr every single day getting asks about choni: its endgame guys youll get your happy ending#the asks he keeps getting: 'WELL HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW? AND IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES OF THE EPISODE? AND THE NEXT ONE? OWWWW'#i wish they hadnt decided to make fangs extra sexist to add friction to tonis arc#but like yeah 'manhating' always adds fodder to sapphic ships so#anyway sorry to my common followers for the riverdale rant. i didnt intend on making one but its impossible to scroll through the tag
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you know, i appreciate the work Susan Sontag has done for people appreciating Camp and stuff but i feel like if you are still using Susan Sontag as the authority on Camp in the year of your lord 2023, using notes that were written in 1964, as if the landscape of art and our relationship to art hasn't fundamentally changed since then,,, it's like, you need to catch up babes, a lot of those points are still really relevant, i'm not saying throw it out, but like update your understandings of Camp beyond that one authoritative text that's at this point almost 60 fucking years old. Susan Sontag is not the fundamental authority on what art today is or would be considered Campy, build off of those basics, please dear gods, evolve your understanding of what Campy art today actually looks like rather than trying to apply a prescriptive label from a text that can kinda boil down to 'Camp is whatever you feel like, and you'll know it when you see it because it won't be like traditional art' because the attempt to define it is so wide, calling every non-traditional piece of art campy is fucking pointless and not how anyone is obviously using the fucking label, people are very deliberately talking about one specific feeling they get from the piece of art, and it's got very little to do with aesthetics, at least as far as TV shows are concerned (movies are a different conversation), and much more about presentation and tone and intended effects and what the whole fucking point of the piece of art actually is, which is a lot more than what is afforded to most things considered Campy, like 90% of the shit people call campy at this point is just called campy and then it's left there, because it's a "oh you can't say anything about it because it's campy" like at this point it almost functions as a conversation ender because anyone you're talking to about any aspect can just go "yeah that's meant to be that way, it's campy" and it's like. okay, where do we go from here? should the piece of art not be analyzed as a work of art? does it not deserve to be evaluated in good faith and treated like any other piece of art? i understand the urge to defend the use of the term, as like "oh we're using it because people are misunderstanding art and what it's trying to be", and as a Riverdale-truther (as in genuinely love it as a piece of art and what it says and does, it's not fucking campy i swear to god, none of you fucking know what pulp art is!), and as a TASM2 truther (best Spidey movie after ITSV, and definitely best general movie after ITSV, and i don't care what your opinion is) i understand the urge to want to defend it as camp, but like, what's the piece of art actually doing and trying to say, what are the deeper layers at play? or are you really just satisfied saying something is Campy and stopping your analysis of the piece of art there? is your soul really okay correcting someone's interpretation of a show and saying it's campy and not doing anything beyond that? what does it being campy actually change? what the fuck does it actually do for the piece of art, if the piece of art is even campy at all?
#yes i am in fact Riverdale-posting bc i saw a video essay calling Riverdale campy and talking about Susan.#james talks#anyone that tries to say 'Riverdale is good because it's bad' or 'Riverdale is supposed to be bad' is my mortal enemy actually#james rambles#DON'T READ THIS I JUST NEEDED TO GET THE THOUGHTS OUT#yes i am in fact aware i am using camp as a prescriptive label when i say don't call Riverdale campy. you're so smart. thanks for noticing!#if the implication wasn't fucking clear my point is that saying it's campy and meant to just be entertaining is doing a huge disservice—#to the actual piece of art and treating it like it's not actually trying to say and be something.#you don't have to drag people over to your side inch by inch to open their eyes! just spill your perspectives onto the floor!#the world will catch up with you someday!#you don't have to do the work of getting people to see something as campy to try to get them to see the show through a different light!#it's not even efficient bc like i said it just becomes a conversation ender bc the implication is that the analysis is inherently wrong—#because it's misunderstanding the intent in why some part of something is the way it is but like! you don't have to waste your energy—#trying to correct people (don't even try it. i am in fact deeply self aware.)!#spend more of your time trying to explain why you think it's good instead of complaining about how nobody else fucking gets it.#i get that you want more people to see what you see but that doesn't come from trying to inch them over the line bit by bit!#it comes from explaining your view and understanding of the show!#you don't have to try to convince them it's campy! just actually analyze the fucking piece of art & the people interested will flock to it!#also it's been years since i've actually read notes on camp so it's likely i've got some shit wrong bc i'm not fact-checking this rant.#but like the point isn't even really about the text but how other people use it.#and yes i'm aware this sounds inherently contradictory and incoherent. thank you for noticing. welcome to human existence.#to quote (paraphrase) Vivian Strange tho: if it exists it deserves to be analyzed.#treat every piece of art like it's worthy of analysis and respect and this goes from your fucking godfathers to your sharknados.#it goes from your fucking shawshanks to your mamma mia! to your Riverdale to your PLL to your euphoria to your whatever#anyway just really exhausting to hear people say something is Campy or meant to be bad or whatever and just stopping the convo there.#like what now girlie? where do we fucking go from here? do you have anything meaningful to contribute?
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its less that i think old kids properties shouldnt have darker, adult reboots and that they're inherently bad, and more that i think that most of them lack an understanding of why those original works were special and enjoyable in the first place and attempt to overcompensate for it by falling back onto tropes the cw popularized in order to seem more "mature"
#tara says stuff#yes this is about the new scooby show#i wanted to like it so bad but the vibes are just SO off#i rlly like the premise and art direction and character design but uuugghhhh it already seems so overwhelming mean spirited#and i mean like#we've had kinda mean spirited scooby doo content before#but the reason that i think it works for most of those instances#is that its meant to be contradicted by the gangs inherent goodness and likability#like yeah#i'll admit it#as much as i enjoy velma in mystery incorporated she could be way too hard on her friends sometimes-- ESPECIALLY scooby#but the reason that i can overlook that is bc velma still obviously LOVES them a LOT#theyre her FRIENDS#and i just. dont care to see the gang split up when i know its gonna be written like some unrelatable and unfun riverdale bs#like the other times its happened i think it worked bc they leaned into the wackier outcomes and comedic aspects of it#when they split in mystery inc shaggy gets sent to be in the goddamn military and SCOOBY breaks him out#like cmon thats so goofy and silly and fun#but yeah i guess im done rambling now#i just rlly like scooby doo its very special to me and my mom and the good memories i have of us with it make me very passionate abt it
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riverdale chapter 13: the sweet hereafter // bury me in black - my chemical romance
#she started talking about purifying flame or whatever and this was all i could think about sorry. hope the text is correct i don’t want to m#ake it colourful#eyes rambles#rvd#riverdale#oh also everyone say thank you home of the nutty for having the exact screenshots that i wanted#FUCK I FUCKED UP THE TEXT. OK editing to fix now
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sometimes i think being in the riverdale cast is like going to the charter school in my hometown. you have a senior class of twenty two people and by senior year they're all bisexual and openly horny on main and there are only two people in the senior class who haven't kissed every other member of the senior class and it's because they've been in a weird exclusive relationship since they were seven years old and never backed off that shit
#mer rambles#meeting charter school kids at parties and shit was always insane#my new friend points out this girl and says that's imogen. she's a horrible bitch but she's also my best friend for life. we've kissed.#and i'm like okay. okay. okay. thank you for that information about a young woman i've never met. anyway.#i met my old dealer kaiden in our friend shania's backyard bc he was living with shania and her grandparents bc both of his parents#had died in very close succession to one another. and it had been like two months when i met him and he was so upbeat and positive#that man is still insane to me. he domesticated shania's transphobic grandmother by being the most adorable little guy that ever could#she calls him “our boy” and it's really fucking cute and kaiden deserves to be the manic pixie dream boy that fixed shania's grandparents#like slay king. slay. anyway he was a charter school kid and so was shania#all of this to say i think there might be something fundamentally changing about being on the cast of the cw's riverdale
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Oh btw so sorry for the recent riverdale fixation idk how long it'll last so yous are just gonna have to bear with me-
#drag rambles#riverdale#i do not control the autism sorry lads#if it's any consolation it's only really season 1 I'm interested in 😭#i did not stick around for it going completely off the rails#my sister however lasted right up til the start of season 6#idk how she did it#anyways#if anyone wants to talk about it with me please do LMFAO#ask box is always open and I'm being autistic
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Sincere question: can I watch the Riverdale finale without having watched a single episode since S3 or S4?
#riverdale#rahel rambles#there are so many iconic posts about it#and i need to be a part of this#i also want to see what cole sprouse's contract is like
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wait the series finale of riverdale was last night??? might watch it with no context because like. that show started this blog. there’s such a soft spot in my heart for it
#mia rambles#i was thinking about doing that once i heard it was ending but now i just gotta yknow#i tapped out like mid season 3 not even because it was too crazy i just didn’t like how they were writing bughead lmaooo#i might one day watch the rest of the seasons bc it sounds like they were a ride lmao but#it’s 6am and i’m just laying here thinking about how riverdale literally is the reason i have this blog rhats insane#i had a blog for looking at sims cc before this one but that was it#but i wanted to talk about riverdale between season 1 and so i made this one#and now here i am. wild
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The Dark Circle. THE DARK CIRCLE!?!!? What the FUCK ARCHIE. Why is that what he came up with. It's so stupid. God Archie why
#my ramblings#archie you are deranged#why do you love mob justice so much#archie andrews#riverdale#i think im more upset about the name then the fact Archie's affair with Hiram is turning him into a “capo”
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I can't believe you think they're treating Choni badly this season or that they have bad storylines and especially that they painted Toni as a villain in 708 when she was simply finally granted some perspective and they tackled an issue with their own writing that always plagued Choni back in the high school days, to show how much they've matured. Their content this season is nothing short of excellent.
Okay this is the second time I'm typing this because Tumblr glitched and wouldn't post the first one. I probably typed too much but I really wanted to give you a solid answer. I will try to keep this more succint but I have a lot of thoughts on this so hopefully it posts this time.
I apparently also deleted my first paragraph so I've typed this section out three times now. I do not think they are treating Choni bad this season. My issue is and will continue to be the setting for this season. After two seasons of them not being together they've now thrown them into a situation in which they "can't" be together and that irks me. I thought when we got confirmation that they were soulmates, that maybe just maybe they'd let them be fully happy in the final season. And that is the full crux of the issue, it's the LAST season. I discuss Riverdale a lot more on my main page (which I encourage you to check out because I do speak about this a lot more in the tags of a lot of my Riverdale reblogs) but i actually just made a post stating that I think this may be Riverdale's best season. They opened this season with one of the strongest episodes I've seen in television thus far. Especially coming from a CW show. I do think this season is also shaping up to be Choni's second best season. They've had a lot of solid scenes and Vanessa and Madelaine are giving it their ALL. That being said, forgive me for hoping the last season would be spent wrapping up happy endings mixed with the usual Riverdale drama. I did not go into this season expecting SO MUCH new plot. And if it wasn't the last season, I wouldn't complain as much. That's always been my biggest gripe, it's the last season. That's all. If this was season 5 or 6 and I knew we had 7 seasons, then I would have nothing to say. Because yes, it's given us some really good content. I just don't want it for the finale. They could've tackled homophobia back when Kevin came out to his dad or when Cheryl came out to Toni. I don't want to see my favorite character forced back into the closet because they decided to set us in one of the worst eras in American history.
Now for my villain comment. I stand by that. I do think that scene framed Toni in a really bad light and here's why: Everything she said was valid and yes, it's an issue I've been wanting them to tackle for YEARS. What she said is not what made her the villain. It was the way they framed the scene that I knew would be misconstrued by the people that watch this show and always have a bone to pick about whatever she says or does. Up until that scene, we were led to believe that Toni's biggest issue with Choni is that she lost herself. But all they show that as, is she's given up writing for cheer. Okay fine, drop cheer and go back to writing. Cheryl wants to see her gf but she's not gonna stop her from doing what she loves. However, Toni breaking up with her felt out of left field to me because she's allowed to be her own person AND still date Cheryl. So I figured maybe they were setting it up for the fact that she doesn't like commitment and the other greaser got in her head about Cheryl being a rich girl too scared to come out of the closet. Also a valid reason. But that's not the scene they gave us. What they gave us was Cheryl asking if the issue was because she was white and Toni saying yes. Nothing up until that point had given us any indication THAT was the issue. What frustrated me even further was that they don't even give them room to have a discussion about it. Toni says her peace and leaves and all we get is a shot of Cheryl crying. She clearly cares about Cheryl enough to have pursued her for that long and then she drops her without even having a discussion?? And so soon after they got together? If we had gotten a scene where the difference of their skin was brought up before that (and that could've have been anything from an offhanded comment to Cheryl laughing about something someone says in their presence she didn't know was meant to be a dig) and we see that register with Toni, it wouldn't have felt off balance. Especially since her and Betty get along and she's white. Her and KEVIN get along and he's white. Kevin and Clay are dating and there seems to be no problem THERE. So they can be okay but she can't date Cheryl because of it? It just felt like after they gave us such a strong opening ep regarding race, to then have her drop that with no nuance didn't sit right with me. All of the digs against Toni that we had seen had been because she was bi or at least "queer adjacent" as far as Evelyn was concerned. The only time we see anyone being racist, is when she's dealing with the adults, never the teens. And I knew someone was gonna watch that and say "oh of course the black girl has an issue with her white gf blah blah blah". That's why I said they set her up to be the villain. Not that she was one. Purely based on how that scene was framed. It just felt like it was missing context. And who knows, maybe they filmed a scene and then cut it but either way, it felt off to me and having it not get brought up again until the Black Athena ep just left me feeling unmoored.
#asked and answered#i said I'd keep it short and then i still rambled so apologies#hopefully you read this in it's entirety#but I've had anons rant in my inbox and then tell me they didn't bother reading so...#anonymous asks from people who i know don't follow me are always so weird#cause like...how do you know if i answered? do you come back and check?#I'm happy to have discussions about anything. i have way more opinions on main so its weird to get this here#but i also think this has become the problem with fandom#everyone is so protective of their media that they don't allow people to have differing opinions#if i see a post i don't agree with i usually just ignore it#but i also understand not everyone is going to agree with me so like 🤷🏾♀️#i knew when i posted that I'd probably get called out but also it was a month ago#they've rectified the issue for the most part which is why I haven't brought it up again#riverdale#choni#hopefully this makes sense cause it did when i reread it but i could also have just been filling in the blanks in my head#cheryl blossom#toni topaz#i wasnt gonna tag them but idk who this anon is so i figured it beat to cover my bases#vernalfey
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