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I wholeheartedly believe Percy wasn’t romantically interested in Rachel because she was a rich red head when they first met, like Nancy (the Yancy bully)
Except Rachel’s chill, so they became friends
#tell me why this just clicked for me years after I first read it#childhood friend was team Prachel#I was team Percabeth#but I couldn’t articulate WHY exactly Percy wouldn’t be into Nancy in a romantic way#she literally reminded him of his bully from Yancy academy#EXCEPT#Rachel is actually nice and cool tho#that’s why Rachel and Percy become friends#Rachel is who Nancy could’ve been if she did some self reflection and her parent paid for therapy#Nancy is a rich brat who likes to punch down#that’s why Percy hates Nancy#Nancy is lame#percy jackson#pjo series
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When ppl say that there is no stories about friendship I can't help but wonder what do they mean? There are lots and lots cartoons for kids and teens about well, friendship! Its the main point of almost all stories there. I don't like watching movies so I dunno if there are a lot of movies about friendship nowadays but I have watched old films about it. Like yeah it will always have some romance too for main characters or for the background characters bc if your story has like 10+ adult ppl most of them would look for relationship for the sake of building a family or sex. But also if you can excuse how the women are drawn you can just read/watch one piece and like NOBODY has any romance or sex there even though there are like billions of adult pirates.
#personal#if you want to recommend me something nice to watch comment it or drop me a message#but for the love of everything good pls dont recommend me school drama like I cant watch it anymore#i would prefer to watch more media about adults rn#I can make some exceptions like Hanako kun was really creepy like it looks like rom com for the teens in school but its actually horror#or Utena I started watching it and its crazy at the 1st episode already I want to learn more#but yeah I would like books or movies or tv shows about adults#I would like to watch something like Friends but good#like do u get what I mean? if it was Friends but it was actually really good and less THAT and like more GOOD#I really loved this tv show when I was learning English tho it was perfect for it but like they did so many bad choices for this story#i hate every story about Rachel's love life like its unbearable at this point you should just stop dating and forget about it and live#also they gradually made Ross into the most vile and evil man that could possibly exist and everyone was okay with it bc he is Monika's bro#they didn't need to make him into a monster asshole jerk like he could be just a nerd guy who is clumsy it would be alright#also they should have never made any story lines about Rachel and Ross like they are the worst couple that has ever existed on the tv#its the new level of abysmal I dream about how it would be cool if they have never had any relationship at all#this story would be like 999% better IMMEDIATELY but oh well
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LIVE LAUGH, SCREAM! | TOM BLYTH
pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader
summary. where one comment could lead into an internet feud between tom blyth and yn avocot, resulting in them falling inlove ?!
author’s note. [ THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE YN AND TOM STARTED DATING ] thank you to the nonnie that said yn gives off scream vibes bc they’re the reason i even made this post in the first place! 🤭
installment of this au | read for context
ynuser scream bts (you’re welcome!)
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jennaortega did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
➥ jackchampion no but it might’ve when she stabbed u in the movie
➥ ynuser JACK 😭😭
user1 jenna flirting, jack teasing, I LOVE THIS CAST YOUR HONOR
user2 okay but literally your performance was just chefs kiss 😭 PLEASE tell me you’re starting in other movies as well bae
➥ ynuser oh thank you!! im so honored you enjoyed it ❤️ I will get back to you on your question!! 👀
➥ user3 OMGG YN IN ANOTHER FILM WOULD BE KILLER
➥ user4 well actually 🤓☝️ she was one of the ghostface in the film which means she actually was a killer
user5 @/user4 bye
tomblyth amazing film
➥ ynuser thanks
➥ user6 THANKS?? THANKS?! girl that’s tom blyth
➥ ynuser @/user6 who?
user7 no way this girl just asked who tom blyth is
➥ user8 well can u blame her tho?? he’s in like what, billy the kid or whatever? it’s not that known..
➥ user9 nah girl stars in one film and thinks she’s all that 😭
rachelzegler YOU DID SO GOOD GIRL 💕
➥ ynuser rachel my love 😭😭❤️
tomblyth who am I? well now you know
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user10 oh he’s so fine
user11 LMFAOO is this a jab at yn not knowing who you are
user12 show that girl 🤭🤭 she thinks she’s all that after getting one acting gig
➥ user13 y’all are so obsessed with her hello..
ynuser sure. now i know
➥ user14 oh im having so much fun watching all this go down
ynuser more bts because i love scream 6 and so should you!
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tomblyth yeah the movie’s cool and all but how abt i treat you out for dinner?
➥ user15 HELLO???
user16 enemies to lovers era ?
user17 pls lord get these two together
jackchampion say yes to the dinner invite and bring me back steak
➥ ynuser 🤨🤨
➥ jackchampion and a vanilla soda too please
user18 i love jack n yn’s friendship
ynuser and tomblyth both posted a story!
ynuser eating sushi and then putting on some comfy pjs is a great way to spend a day
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user19 the way tom also posted sushi pics very similar to what she’s eating…
➥ user20 WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE MATCHING HOTDOG STORY POSTS AS WELL 😭😭😭
user21 pjs TOGETHER?! im afraid we’ve lost her
user22 everybody knows.. everybody knows
jackchampion splendid way to spend the day
➥ user23 what if it’s jack?? tom and yn don’t even fw each other LOL
➥ user24 true. he did ask her for dinner tho
➥ user25 who wouldn’t? she’s yn.
Eclaté_Mode On this new episode of BTS With Your Favorites, Tom Blyth dishes on his skincare routine, how he keeps himself productive during breaks, and his internet rivalry with actress, Y/N Avocot. Full video linked in bio
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user26 THE WAY HE COMPLIMENTS YN this is definitely enemies to lovers
user27 “me and yn have exciting need to share soon” excuse me
user28 so they inlove or what
user29 yn fell inlove with a brit man it’s over for US
user30 WAIT WHAT DOES HE MEANNNN
tomblyth well surprise. enemies to lovers much?
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ynuser nice pic send me it
user31 WAITT RACHEL HIM AND YN IN A FILM?? did not expect this..
user32 hold awn..
user33 is this confirmation they’re dating
➥ ynuser we aren’t dating.
➥ rachelzegler yet.
➥ user34 RACHEL???
rachelzegler you’re welcome for this crossover, i encouraged both of them to audition for the role
➥ user35 WE LOVE RACHEL ZEGLER
jennaortega take care of my gf 😽
#Coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow x you#coriolanus snow angst#coriolanus snow smut#coriolanus snow imagine#coriolanus snow fanfiction#coriolanus snow x reader#tom blyth x reader#tom blyth#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosbas#the hunger games x reader
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can you do a Tom Blyth x reader where they are filming like a romcom or something and they fall in love over the course of filming? i was thinking fluff but i would not be upset if it somehow ended up with some smut in their trailer ;) , just follow your heart!! lots of love ❤️
ofc! I’m absolutely shitty at smut tho i might try with this one but idk so fluff it is❤️ it’s gonna have 3 parts bc it’s definitely gonna need more than a short post!
this first part isnt really when they're filming i just wanted Tom to have a slight crush after seeing ur story and wanted a small scene with Rachel and Josh!
So long I've been out in the rain and snow.
But the winter's come and gone, and a little bird told me so.
Part 1/Part 2/
(Tom Blyth x actress!reader)
summary: you and Tom meet for the first time while Josh is in the middle of the livestream. It's become the new famous ship of the internet.
You were one of the newest actresses in Hollywood and luckily you managed to grab a role with one of the most famous actors right now, Tom Blyth.
Ever since he starred in The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, people have been thirsting for him like he was water.
You wouldn't lie, you were one of them, but you two were supposed to meet in a coffee shop, reciting your lines and you were late.
" Oh you're [Name] [Last name], nice to meet you! Sorry, my friends decided to follow me here. "
Tom grinned, blue eyes twinkling in the sunlight, an apology gleaming in his pupils.
"No worries, it's fine! I'm so sorry I'm late, it was just traffic!"
" Don't worry, I'm just glad you made it!"
You took in a deep breath and extended your arm for a handshake. Surprisingly, he hugged you instead. You met the two 'friends' who are actually fucking Josh Rivera and Rachel Zegler who were seemingly livestreaming on Instagram.
" And here is the new couple! Say hi, you two love birds!"
Tom rolled his eyes before letting you go to tell Josh off.
" We aren't dating, we actually just met."
Josh turned, confused for a second before gazing at Tom's phone that was left on his chair.
"Wait, seriously? Didn't you see a post of her being your new co-star in that rom-com you're doing and started bragging a lot to Rachel and me? What's it?"
He thought for a minute before his eyes lit up and he smiled brightly.
"Oh, yeah! Sweet truth, where a girl had a bunch of exes tell lies and cheat but then finds a man who tells her nothing but the truth?"
Tom hissed and shut Josh up by covering his mouth, before he noticed Rachel leaning toward confused you, beginning to tell you the whole story.
His panicked face turned red.
" So it was a couple weeks ago, we were just calmly hanging out after reshooting some Ballad scenes when Tom showed us your Insta where you were like, I don't know, talking about the movie you're gonna be in! He was literally obsessed, I am not kidding."
She shrugged as Tom glared at her for spilling his secret.
"I'm sorry, I mean you're beautiful and I-"
He cleared his throat, unable to continue because of his embarrassment.
You giggled, shrugging.
" It's cool, I mean I think you're hot-I mean handsome too."
Inside you were literally screaming at yourself for exposing the fact that he's your celebrity crush.
" Uh, guys, I hope this isn't method acting because I'd be really disappointed in you, Tom" Josh snickered, sharing a mischievous glance with Rachel.
Tom rolled his eyes, smiling at you before beckoning to the chair beside him.
" Let's, uh, practice...?"
#tom blyth smut#billy the kid x reader#coryo snow x reader#bosbas#william h bonney x reader#coriolanus snow smut#billy the kid smut#hunger games fanfiction#tom blyth imagine#tom blyth#tom blyth fanfiction#tom blyth fluff#tom blyth x you#tom blyth x reader
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Percy Jackson character ratings
Percy: 10000/10 (I would actually die for him)
Annabeth: 9.5/10 (a little annoying sometimes but overall bbg)
Piper: 10/10 (so misunderstood but she’s so nice and stuff love her ���🫶)
Jason: 100/10 (MY MAN JASON OMG RIP WE LOVE YOU)
Frank: 10/10 (he’s just a teddy bear 😭😭)
Hazel: 10/10 (she’s so sweet)
Leo/Bad Boy Supreme: 100/10 (he’s the super-sized McShizzle, man!)
Reyna: 10/10 (fierce praetor man I’m scared if I don’t give her 10 😰😰)
Nico: 10000/10 (I will sink into the ground if I don’t but also he’s my little gay boy so 🥰)
Will: 10/10 (my little sunshine boy 🫶)
Grover: 10/10 (he’s just cute)
Bianca: 8/10 (we didn’t get much of her but she sacrificed herself 😩)
Zoe: 10/10 (I CAN SEE THE STARS AGAIN, MY LADY??????)
Thalia: 9.7/10 (ok pine tree 🥰)
Silena: 10/10 (a spy but still was good in the end like Luke)
Beckendorf: 10/10 (would recommend)
Luke: 8.5/10 (he was good in the end but like Annabeth stop simping 🤨)
Rachel: 8/10 (not my fav but she’s a cool artsy fartsy)
Juniper: 9/10 (not much from her but she’s sweet from what I can tell)
Chiron: 7/10 (cool centaur idk tho)
Meg: 9.5/10 (a little bit annoying but kind of been through shi- and ends up being really nice to Lester)
Sally: 100000000/10 (BEST MOM EVER)
Gabe: -1000/10 (gross rat🪳🪳 I’m glad he died)
Paul: 10/10 (best dad 🥺)
Dionysus: 11/10 😎😎
Poseidon: 8/10 (only bc dad vibes)
Athena: 3/10 (she a little annoying in Mark of Athena ngl)
Hestia: 13/10
Apollo/Lester: 10000/10 (NOT GONNA GIVE EVIDENCE JUST READ TOA)
Hephaestus: 6/10 (I mean idk he’s ok ig)
Ares: 0/10 (abuses most of his children and is mean ☹️)
Aphrodite: 6.5/10 (yeah ok make Annabeth’s love life “interesting” 🤨)
Zeus: 2/10 (horny toad/ 2 only because you somehow made Jason Grace so 🤨🤨)
Hermes: 1/10 (YOU BLAMED ANNABETH FOR LUKE YOU STUPID DOOKIE UH UH NOT A GOOD CHOICE)
Hades: 10/10 (supportive father/husband)
Tyson: 100/10 (BABY GIRL)
Mrs. O’Leary: 10/10 (so sweet 😘😘)
Ella: 11/10
#hoo fandom#pjo hoo toa#rick riordan#greek gods#percy jackson#trials of apollo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson fandom#pjo fandom#toa fandom#hoo#percy jackon and the olympians
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KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 4
(HUGE spoilers ahead !! don't complain if u read ahead w/out being ready)
tutorial chapter 1 chapter 2 chapter 3
chat this episode was so fucking ass holy ever loving god.
I'VE BEEN TRYNA BE NICE AND OPTIMISTIC BC I DO LIKE THE GAME BUT UM.. HUH??
starting off strong they changed the wolf squad sweater to the chloe price cosplay.. no hate tho bc max kinda served cunt w the look ngl
"you really white-privileged your way into all the cool powers" LMAO okay self-awareness😭 lowkey real tho bc i love daniel (and alex seems cool) but out of the 3, Max has the best powers
YIPPIE MAX CRYING !!
i loved the talk about LiS 1 and how it impacted max, although i wish it was a little deeper (im never satisifed w max's emo-ness lmao)
ykw i said im never satisifed but i deadass have a whole paragraph tweaking out abt the convo LMAOO
bro i thought ts was a multiverse doppleganger story at rhe beginning of the game tbh
highkey disapointed bc i was hella invested in the doppleganger thing :( ily safi tho
why is safi giving chloe ep 2 core rn.. girl max has BEEN THROUGH IT, why dont u listen to the girl who C L E A R L Y knows what she's talking abt
safi: would u shoot me 🥺🥺🥺🥺
me (lying so far out my ass its unreal): no !!
chat max is SO FUCKING FINE. even with this ugly ass cosplay i need her so bad its insane
idk how restraining orders work but cant Safi not go near Lucas w his temp one?? how is this even gonna work
oh brother this mission is so ass
welp this def reminds me of a Life Is Strange game !! (lame ass mission that sadly furthers the plot)
OH MY GOD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD PARTY FROM LiS
ts is corny asf, lazy asf, and boring asf.
okay i think Maya was supposed to be giving Rachel Amber but she had such a weird storyline and it is lowkey jus confusing me
so Lucas murdered Maya the same way Jeffershit does to Kate ? damn yeah ok fine thats actually sad
Nooooo the pretenous off brand jefferson isn't a good guy!?!? nooo :(
(i have literally zero drafts abt this mission; the gingerbread house thing was sad but the main story was boring and too short for any detailed commentary)
Safi this is NOT shapeshifting wtf
girl what did lucas say to u damn😭
real talk why isn't max being affected like the others? is safi delibrately not hurting her? thats kinda gay
BRO WHERE DID THE TORNADO COME FROM
"people's headaches are getting worse" MAMA A STORM BEHIND YOU ❤️
dude this is literally so not right. this is not how the storm worked in LiS 1.
oh god what the hell
this is lame as FUCK dude holy hell
THATS IT??? THAT WAS SO SHORT???
okay um. i have opinions for sure:
this chapter def felt rushed. it honestly feels like they ran out of storylines and said "ykw? they REALLY liked life is strange 1, lets just do that again !!"
hopefully episode 5 makes it better bc i do like this game, but jesus this episode was not as good as it could've been.
#it feels important to note that the title of this post in my notes app is: 'call this a SHITnado the way this game became a shitstorm'#lis double exposure#life is strange double exposure#lis de#lis de spoilers#life is strange de#life is strange#lis#life is strange double exposure spoilers#ky plays life is strange double exposure
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Unfortunately Eddith is one of the OCs I don't have any references for at the moment... I'm gonna have to go scrounging for picrews later bc I have a clear idea of her in my head I just need to get it on something first. Will get back to you on that!
However. Now I just kinda. Wanna ramble about all my OCs sdjnf sjfkn SO! Descriptions time!!! Not including Eddith and Teru since I already mentioned them to you
Margo - my girl, and the one I talk about the most! You. may have heard of her before?? Idk. ANYWAY! She's an incredibly anxious and paranoid cultist that Does Not Want To Be There. Her and Ignacio were childhood friends so she kind of just. Clings to him and fears everyone else kdsjfnsfsd. I haven't worked out the nitty gritty of their relationship yet but they are Fun, I will say that much
Also she got bit by a vampire and while the cult amulet saved her from turning I like exploring the idea that she's not quite human anymore
Blossom - Blossom is. Interesting? I've been thinking of reworking her character actually, originally she was going to be a priest, but then Gregor got introduced, so I tried to retool her to connect to him but it didn't really. Sit right? idk
After watching a friend play AA (and inspired by people headcanoning Richard and Garcia as lawyers) I had the thought of reworking her into an attorney bc that would be a very interesting thing to explore in this town. No matter what her base concept is the same tho, a woman that gives off a haughty exterior but generally cares about the people she tries to help
Rachel - probably the first SM OC I created, right before Blossom. She works at the mall and is a classic "bitch in sheeps clothing" sort of character, acts nice and sweet but is actually super spiteful and petty, and loves gossip. She hates Radford because they were high school sweethearts that had a horrible falling out, and has a rivalry with Streber over the stupidest shit
Blondie - my silly cyptid hobo man!!! I don't talk about him a lot but he's always there. In my head. He's a werewolf that lives in the woods and frequently sneaks into town to steal clothes/food. He barely talks and is missing an eye, and is taller than Jack (to give scale). Speaking of he's wanted by the cops for multiple counts of theft and trespassing
Shugo (name tentative) - Teru's older sister! I have no idea what she major's in but she's in college. She really cares about Teru and tried to help her make friends before she went off. It. Didn't really stick-
Tessa - my most recent OC after Eddith, I actually got her from @/bulldog-geckorahhhhh! She's really into scenecore and collecting niche shit, is best friends with Rachel and is also close with Streber from their high school days! It also uses she/it pronouns :]
Sorry if this is longer than you were expecting, they've been rattling around for a g e s
aaaAAAAAAA
WOAHEIH LOTS OF INFORMATION
I LOVE THEM ALL Tuktuka and Blondie should be friends lmfao. Blondie watches Tuktuka get adopted by Patty like "D:< bro."
SORRY random thought aNYWAYS
THESE ARE SO FUN. I LOVE THESE. I LOVE RACHEL LMAO. The idea of an oc hating Radford makes me giggle and i dont know why. hes so silly how can you hate him. hey she should meet op radford *i get shot in the head*
I'm pretty sure you talked about Margo to me! She was the OC you talked about when I was developing Vito right? think so!!
THESE ARE SO COOL!! I'd be happy to make you some refs or anything if you want!!
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⚠️THE REAPPEARANCE OF RACHEL PRICE SPOILERS⚠️
Since I couldn’t do this for any of Holly’s other books, Ive decided to do a live update of my reactions/theories for trorp here! I’ll keep it all to this thread, since I know a lot of people don’t want to be spoiled for it and havent had a chance to pick it up yet ;;
So, I’m 20 pages in. Already had one fakeout for the main premise, which was not cool bro but quite funny… and some blindingly obvious foreshadowing on Ramsey’s oart for ‘no more surprises, we promise’
yeah, sure, i believe you ._.
I’m sensing that Ash might be some kind of love interest, given hes focused on a lot and the only one iirc to be described as ‘around her age’. Im really hoping that’s not the case tbh, and that after two books/series this will shake it up and have him actually be a strong part of this mystery! Future me, please laugh at me if im wrong.
So far im gonna say I don’t think the grandma is oart of it. Shes too much of a red herring imo, like shes hateable in the stanley forbes way of ‘just a shitty person’ (in book one of agggtm)
as for the dad, i like him so far. He seems nice ro Bel, and dor putting up with the grandma. Part of me wonders if he’s too nice, tho. We’ll have to see.
like I said, im only 20 pages in. This book is long, so ill just have ro see how long it takes me to finish it! please, nobody spoil me, but feel free ro make very vague and unsettling reactions to my theories and observations : )
#Trorp spoilers#The reappearance of rachel price spoilers#Trorp#the reappearance of rachel price#holly jackson#theorising
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Ooh of course you could do tomorrows!! (and yes i love this intro lol)
Ooh skiing sounds fun (this probs sounds dumb but like water or snow lol?) Im good i just listened to a playlist of Maisies peters and im officially in love now so theres that. I actually can't believe i haven't heard her music before.
Hmm it is actually the hardest choice isn't it? I'm currently wearing a dress rn that is perfect for frolicking and a picnic so i'd have to go with the first. But a rainy day in a cafe would be soo nice.
Oh oh!! the cottage for sureee. but the windmill looks AMAZING. Like you'd have a field of flowers next to you ahhhh!! what about you? (the links make it better!!)
Ooh i'd say potato, chicken and ice cream. yours are so good tho (surprisingly i've never had a crepe before)
I don't have any ideas really, so im just looking for anything nice (i don't think i should do the red cause that was the theme before my one now) i like the second one its cool!!
it currently is 11am (roughly) wbu?
HE IS ITS SO AGGRAVATING!!! oh thats so good!! HELLO MR RACHEL HELLO MRS ROSS (at least i think thats what they say)
*its pitch black* *suddenly a beam of light and i appear* TIS I HERE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE PART OF THE DAY *stage starts to glow*
Addy!!
How are you today? Its the weekend yay!!!
would you prefer to go frolicking in the fields with a picnic or have morning tea (is that a thing where you are?) in a cafe on a rainy day?
If you could have only three foods for the rest of your life what would they be? (idk if we've done this one lol)
ALSO im changing my theme soon any ideas on what i should do?
and im currently on the episode where ross and rachel take a break. AND ALL ROSS NEEDED TO DO WAS STAY IN THE FREAKING ROOM AND TALK TO RACHEL AHHHH
*smoke comes pouring in the room* *lights start flickering* *i appear on stage with you!!* *the audience goes wild* (this might be my fav intro so far, but the phoenix one was pretty funny) (waiiiitttt could i do tomorrows i have a good idea!)
Emma!!
im doing alright today!!! and yesssss weekend!!! i went skiing with my family earlier today but now im just watching friends :)) how are you?
oooohhhh hardest choice ever!!!! but i think i have to go with the first one cause it seems like a more unique experience? idk. (yeah id say its a thing? at least for some people, my sister is obsessed with tea and she has like 4 cups a day) which one would you choose??
heres a question for you: would you rather live in this cottage, or one of these windmills? (yes i put links 😭)
hmm probably pasta, subway sandwiches, and crepes!! (no i dont think we've done this one before!) what about you?
oohhh!!! okie!! honored you asked for my opinion! do you have any ideas in mind yet? with a quick look around my pin i can find a lot haha 😭 but you could do a reddish white one like this, or maybe that? and i could always look for some other ones too!!
random question, but what time is it where you are?
AHHH HES SO OBNOXIOUS!!! i just finished season 5!!
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The seven + Nico, Reyna, and Rachel x Bestfriend!Daughter of Apollo reader
Jason Grace
Y’all are two peas in a pod.
He 100% will buy your paintings.
And listen to you play music.
He likes it best when you play guitar to him <3
He likes to do archery competitions with you.
“Y/N! Bet $5 I can’t shoot that target better than you can!”
You guys are just living your best lives
Kinda..
He’ll bring you along on quests and stuff, but he gets pretty protective.
He just doesn’t want to see you get hurt
11/10 bestfriend, he’s amazing!
Leo Valdez
He’ll repair your instruments for you if they break <3
And he’ll make you little thingys and stuff
The teasing is IMMACULATE
Sun-related puns >>>>>
And pick-up lines
But, in the most platonic way.
“Let me call you my sunshine and my rain because you make me hot and wet” “LEO WHAT THE FU—“
You two scare the living shit outta people
Y’all just scream. For no reason. It’s scary.
He’s a good boy tho <3
Piper Mclean
She’ll let you paint her
She wants you to paint her
You want to paint her
PLEASE. PAINT. HER.
She’ll say thank you afterwards and it’ll be her most prized possession
She’s so badass
You guys do eachothers hair
And make flower crowns
Flower crowns >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
She gives the best hugs
And does amazing makeup
Like, if you need even eyeliner GO TO HER.
She makes sure you’re taking care of yourself and being kind to you
Percy Jackson
HE THINKS YOU’RE SO COOL
If you can control and manipulate light???? BADASS.
If you have the gift of prophecy he will kindly ask you to try to refrain from telling him any
Dude has too much on his plate, he can’t add knowledge of the future to that
You (jokingly) bully him for his terrible singing.
It’s so bad
His singing leaves Apollo kids shaking and trembling and scared it’s that bad /j
No but it’s not good
He watches you sing and is like ☹️
Like Jason, he’ll bring you along on quests but will try his very,very best to keep you out of harms way.
He tries his best, he really does.
Bad luck just seems to follow him sometimes
Please hug him
He loves hugs sm <3333
You get along great with Sally
You and her are like mother and daughter and it’s so funny to Percy
Annabeth Chase
You guys talk about art and architecture and crushes ALL. DAY. LONG.
You two are so chaotic together.
It scares everyone.
She’ll come over to your cabin after a long day of studying and using her brain and will just flop down on your bed.
You sing her songs about mythology
You actually get along with her siblings quite well!
Sleepovers >>>>
You try your very best to help her with her boy issues
You INSIST that Percy loves her back
And when they finally get together you feel so victorious.
“HAH! Told youu!!!”
She just groans in response, using her hand to hide the big grin on her face.
Hazel Levesque
You guys paint each others nails
And gossip about boys and girls
And brothers
(cough cough Nico and Will cough)
Y’all DEFINITELY do self care nights
And sleepovers
And just hang out together
It’s so fun.
Your head will lay in her lap while you guys sit under a tree and laugh about how obvious it is that your brothers are head-over-heels in love with eachother
Or will talk about Percy
(He’s cute, let’s admit it).
100000% Amazing bestfriend!!!
Frank Zhang
HE’S!!SO!!!SUPPORTIVE!!!!!
You and him will have archery competitions
And play fight
And sing badly along to Disney movies
It’s amazing
Sometimes people think you’re dating
Or married
It’s awkward telling others you’re not
But, aside from that y’all are completely chill!
He’s an AMAZING bestfriend
Can and will die for you
HE GIVES AMAZING HUGS
(Can you tell I’m in love with him???)
Seriously though, he’s great.
He will ALWAYS love and support you!
Please be nice to him <3
Nico di Angelo
He met you in the Apollo’s cabin once while he was waiting for Will to finish doing something.
You guys just awkwardly stared at eachother
Never speaking. Just staring.
For him it felt super awkward and uncomfortable and he was confused
For you it felt like a mutual understanding that you can and will hurt him if he hurts Will
Then you guys started getting along!
He won’t say you’re friends at first, but then will start willingly???hanging out with you????
Who would’ve guessed.
He’s beyond supportive
And you comfort him after everything that’s happened to him.
He’ll commission Leo to make you stuff
You guys 100% watch Hercules (the Disney movie) and geek out over it
And talk about Achilles and Patroclus and how they were clearly gay
Historians are just homophobic 🙄 /j
You and him are undeniably cute friends
Opposite aesthetic bestfriends fr
Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
She will protect you at all costs.
Will drop EVERYTHING to help you
Your heart was just broken? She’s there.
You want to go get food? Hop in the car, we’re going to Wendy’s.
You wanna go on a roadtrip? We’ll stop at every Bucee’s we see.
She’s amazing <3
Stan her fr
You guys will talk about your days while she completes work and you strum your guitar
Just full on vibing
You help her fully relax a bit for once
She helps you smile
Besties 👯♀️
Rachel Elizabeth Dare
Just the prophecy-telling bestfriends
You guys paint and hang and gossip
Talking about crushes and cute people >>>>>
You guys most definitely make portraits of eachother
You guys just have entire galleries of paintings and sketches the other made
It’s so cute.
Chaotic best friends definitely
Others WISH they had a friendship like y’alls
2 words, platonic soulmates.
You guys are just PERFECT
Clothes shopping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You two are just perfect. It’s undeniable.
She’s perfect.
Y’all’s friendship is perfect.
Everything is just so sjbsshiahdhshsh <3333
But yeah,,
1 billion/10 bestie
She’s great!!!!
#pjo x reader#percy jackson x reader#percy jackson#pjo fandom#annabeth chase x reader#Hazel Levesque x reader#frank zhang x reader#jason grace x reader#piper mclean x reader#leo valdez x reader
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you have my number {bucky barnes x reader}
summary: bucky barnes' memory is a little selective, thanks to all the brainwashing - but one thing he'll never forget is his love for you, even if you're a complete & utter pain in the ass. his ass. (based on deja vu by olivia rodigro)
^even tho this fic refers to bucky as having a new gf, the reader is still g.n :)
this is spoiler free! enjoyyy
- jazz xx
Your relationship with Bucky Barnes had been nothing short of a train wreck.
And frankly, that was putting it nicely.
It had been a short & passionate affair; intense and sweet and filled with so much emotion in such high concentrations that you'd both almost drowned in it. For every euphoric moment, there had been one so low that you'd scraped your knees on the ground. Climbing a ladder to heaven whilst simultaneously digging your own graves had taken its toll on you both, and eventually, you had no choice but to go your separate ways. It had been for your own sanity, really.
So there he was, tucked away in a neat little box in your brain, labelled don't touch, ever. Even when you were completely wasted, surrounded by your friends and their respective lovers, you never dared to venture back down that particular memory lane. Forgetting all the bad parts and selectively remembering the good parts was easy enough to do, but you had the common sense to remember why you'd broken up in the first place. Because Bucky Barnes, despite being easy on the eyes and having a charming sense of humour, was a pain in your fucking ass. He managed to press every one of your buttons without even trying and his ability to bring out the best in you was completely and entirely wiped out by his tendency to bring out the worst. That wasn't even getting started on his emotional hold-ups; a can of worms neither of you had dared to open until it became the very reason for your demise.
Six months had passed, and you'd managed to expertly avoid him. You worked different missions and Sam Wilson, god bless his sweet soul, went the extra mile to ensure your paths never crossed in a professional sense. On a personal level, however? That was a little more difficult. New York City felt a lot smaller after your break up. You found yourself occasionally ducking under your hood when you saw him on the F-train, or rushing to cross the road when you saw him coming towards you on the street.
That was when you had the whole city to lose yourself in; streets and shops and little food carts to distract yourself with should you need to. Being confined to the same room for a work party was a different story entirely, and one you didn't want to read. Yet, thanks to some insistence from your boss and a little grovelling from your colleagues, you found yourself rocking up to the former Avengers tower on a Friday night.
"So you do exist outside of your work uniform?" Sam Wilson greeted you with a quirked eyebrow.
"Yeah, yeah - nice to see you too, Wilson."
Despite your initial attempts to elbow him in the rips, he wrestled you off of him and pulled you into a tight hug. Sam was one of your favourite colleagues and oldest friends - he'd witnessed the rise and fall of your relationship with Bucky, and been there for you both during the break-up. That had been an exhausting few days, running between your respective apartments in an attempt to offer emotional support to you both.
"D'you want some champagne?" He asked.
"I'm good, but thank-"
You froze, eyes widening at the sight of James Barnes across the room. He looked quintessentially the same, bar for the fact his hair was a little longer and he had a fresh, pink scar under his left eye. Having ditched his usual attire for a black blazer, he looked good. Annoyingly so, in fact. It made you secretly grateful that you'd chosen to dress up a little more than usual too.
"- on second thoughts." You took the flute of champagne from Sam, also grabbing a shot of vodka from the same trey. It was gone in seconds.
"Need I ask?" Sam gave you a playful frown. His brown eyes followed your gaze over his shoulder, landing on the man you'd been staring at. "Ah. I need not."
"Sorry." You murmured. "We haven't actually spoken since, y'know."
"Since you had a break-up that made Ross and Rachel look good?"
"I don't think Bucky has ever seen Friends." You quipped.
"His loss." Sam shrugged. "You should talk to him."
"Nope." You snorted. "Absolutely not. I don't even know if he's moved on."
"Judging by the pretty blonde on his arm, I think he has," Sam replied. "Would you look at that! They're headed right for us."
That was a lot of information to process at once. You would have needed a week alone for your poor, tired brain to deal with the fact that Bucky had someone else on his arm, and a further three days to big yourself up enough to talk to him. Alas, that was not the case tonight. Instead, you had about five seconds between Sam finishing his sentence and your ex-boyfriend reaching you. It was just as well you found the energy within that timeframe to down your champagne.
You could see the woman on his arm clearer now. To give credit where credit was due, she stunning. She looked like the sort of girl who smelt of strawberries and Chanel, and grew her own vegetables on the fire escape. The kind of person you swore to be with every New Year that came, but quickly ditched after a week, returning to drinking coffee from the Starbucks under your apartment rather than going to the organic, vegan place a few blocks over. There was an ethereal glow about her and fuck. You were mad.
"Sam!" Bucky called out to his friend - for a minute, you thought he was ignoring you, before you realised he genuinely didn't recognise you. Your name rolled off his tongue with a tone of uncertainty, as though he was learning a new language and still learning how to pronounce things. "Wow. You look...different."
"So do you." You shot back. "Who's your friend?"
"This is Katie." He awkwardly smiled. "My...my girlfriend."
"It's nice to meet you." You forced an equally pained grin, taking her hand in a shake.
"How do you and Bucky know each other?" She asked.
"Work." Bucky quickly said. You thinned your eyes at him, almost in disbelief.
"So you're an Avenger like these two?" Katie asked, clearly not picking up on the tension. "That's so cool."
"Not in an official capacity." You replied. "But they'd be fucked without me."
--
The night only got longer from there, really.
There wasn't enough champagne in the world to help the void in your soul. It was a gaping wound that Bucky Barnes had both filled and widened - and tonight, he was doing the latter. It sounded as though him and Katie were having a grand ol' time of it. From the parts of the conversation that you'd actually bothered to listen to, you'd gathered that she'd arrived in New York from London just over three months ago. That meant she had a fucking accent. Of course she did. It made everything she said a thousand times more interesting.
"We were in Paris, in this little cafe. What was it called, babe? Maison de vie?"
"Maison de l'amour, doll." Bucky corrected her. It had only sounded right when he was calling you that.
Your eyes shot up from your drink, immediately staring daggers at them both. The slimy bastard. You had been the one to show him that place. You'd been in Paris for a mission, and after realising it was your four-month anniversary, you'd taken him there for pancakes. It had been a slow morning, filled with hazy eyes and pink skies, and it had ended with him dropping the L-bomb for the first time. The photo you'd taken of Bucky, sat beside a pile of pancakes the same size of him and with whipped cream on his chin, had been your phone background until the day you broke up.
"I've been there." You didn't break away from his gaze, holding cold blue eyes in a trance that he found to be almost suffocating.
"Oh, nice!" Katie beamed. "Did you enjoy it?"
"Yeah." You sniffed. "The company was shit, though."
"Oh, man." She replied. "I'm sorry to hear that."
"It's not your fault." You gave her a sweet smile - to Bucky, it was a look of venom. "So, tell me more about your trip to Paris."
He quickly cleared his throat. "We didn't do much. Just a weekend getaway-"
"- are you forgetting that we saw Billy Joel?" Katie cut him off with a laugh. "The Billy Joel!"
"Right." It looked as though his mouth had gone completely dry.
"He told me he loved me for the first time to Uptown Girl-"
"-excuse me for a moment." You shoved your glass in her hand, before backing away from your little huddle.
Your brain was focused on getting away and only on getting away. The room suddenly felt a thousand times hotter, and a thousand times smaller too, as though the walls were closing in on you. Maybe that wouldn't have been so bad if they'd just collapsed around you and swallowed you fucking whole. Anything to get away from this situation.
Making a beeline for the balcony doors, you elbowed them open and stepped outside. The cold air of the rooftop gardens was a welcome contrast to the stuffy indoors, biting, night air hitting your face like an icy hug. The sounds of the city rung below you - sirens and yells and tourists - and tangled into the faint sound of the music, all parts of a world that your brain was working overtime to block out.
You focused on the city instead, using the bright lights of the surrounding buildings to anchor you to reality. None of it really even made sense - you were over Bucky. Had been for a long time. It was just the thought of him doing all the things that he'd done with you, with someone else. It made you feel a little bad for Katie, too.
"I was going to tell you about Billy Joel."
You glanced over your shoulder, giving a derivative snort. "Piss off, Bucky."
"I'm serious." He ignored your demand, cautiously approaching you.
"I brought you those tickets!" You turned around to face him. "We were meant to go together. Billy Joel was our thing."
"We broke up!' He reminded you. "Like I said, I was going to tell you that we went together-"
"- I don't care." You cut him off. "I genuinely don't care."
"That was a lot of storming off for someone who doesn't care."
"Okay, maybe I care a little bit." You huffed, taking a seat on a bench. "It's not even that you're with someone else, it's that you're doing all the things we did. The nicknames, the pancake place, the concert."
"I..." Bucky took a seat beside you, pondering for a moment.
"And declaring your love for someone to Uptown Girl is fucking weird." You muttered.
"Do you have a better suggestion?"
"Vienna, obviously."
"You're such a pain in the ass." Bucky replied. "But for what it's worth, I wasn't thinking of Katie in that moment."
You glanced up at him, frowning. "What do you mean?"
"D'you remember that morning when we were in New Orleans?" He asked. "And we had a few hours to kill before our flight, so you started dancing around the hotel room to Uptown Girl?"
"I remember." You softly smiled.
"That was when I realised I loved you." He admitted. "I was replaying that in my head at the concert, and it just kinda came out, and Katie heard."
"Damn." You muttered. "Sucks to be her, huh?"
"I like Katie." He said. "Truth be told, doll, I'm still stuck in the past a little bit. With you, and with what we had."
"We fucking hated each other by the end, Buck."
"I know, but I mean all the stuff before that." He explained. "You were the first person who saw me for who I am and not what I've done. The first person that actually made me feel loved and worthy."
"I do try."
He lightly elbowed you "I'm serious. I think I'm just projecting my longing for what we had onto my current relationship."
"You're being painfully honest tonight." You observed. "It's fucking weird."
"Who taught me to be painfully honest?"
"Right." You rolled your eyes. "So this is how Frankenstein felt when he created his monster."
"You're the worst," Bucky muttered. "I genuinely am sorry, though. I shouldn't be recycling our memories. I should make new ones.'
Dusting off your trousers, you stood up. "You're right."
"Thank you, though."
"For what?"
"For finding me first," He replied, "and for teaching me what love is."
"Well, if you ever need to be reminded? You have my number."
#why am i low key in love with katie?#i want a tall woman who smells of strawberries :(#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x you#bucky barnes imagine#bucky barnes angst#bucky barnes fluff#bucky barnes x gn!reader#bucky barnes x y/n#avengers x reader#avengers x you#avengers fluff#avengers angst#avengers imagines#avengers imagine#marvel imagines#marvel imagine
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so i watched The Sandman episodes 1-3
so far so great
amazing imagery. great acting. fantastic writing.
will be do a couple more parts of this
SPOILERS BELOW THE READ MORE
have some non-spoiler completely random out-of-context teasers
oh no. i can already tell the internet is going to simp so hard for this weird gangly man
why is this Priest so relatable? if i knew Jenna Coleman - i too would be asking her for drinks at every chance
oh no. i can already tell the internet is going to simp so hard for this weird gangly man
and as a lesbian i cannot fathom why
*cuts to man (The Corinthian) taking eyes from someone*
oh no. another one
but for the irredeemable sort apologists
*small child appears*
i know that boy... MILES - FROM BLY MANOR
*proceeds to remember "stop being weird" line from Flora and snorts*
also who calls their dad Magus???
*proceeds to learn about the dad*
ah. well.
you didn't get Death you dimwit. why does this idiot keep asking the King of Dreams for his dead son??? he's the King of Dreams! he can't raise the dead!
*cackles at Ethel robbing Roderick blind cause he wanted her to have an abortion and probably would've forced her into it*
good for her
also my gay ass immediately picked up the tension between Alex & Paul despite them only have 0.5 second together
let's all be honest Alex should've stood up to his dad years ago. maybe even killed him but abusers have such power over their victims - it's sad to see a good soul become tainted by such evil
i think Alex's biggest mistake was not letting Morpheus out immediately with an apology. though im not sure he would've been forgiven for killing Jessamy
i like to think Morpheus could see the regret on Alex's face and if he'd been let out immediately he would have perhaps not forgiven him but understood that without his father there Alex wasn't afraid to be good
*sees flying Gargoyle and learns his name is Gregory*
im attached - nothing shall harm Gregory
*watches Gregory sacrifice himself*
that was rude af and no the baby Gargoyle (Irving) doesn't make up for it... even tho he's adorable
*Jenna Coleman appears bisexually on screen*
i cannot be held responsible for what i may say or do. this woman is amazing and i've loved her since Doctor Who
why is this Priest so relatable? if i knew Jenna Coleman - i too would be asking her for drinks at every chance
ma'am you can have not just my top but also my heart. soul. wallet. shoes. keys. EVERYTHING
that demon just said fuck that flesh suit - it's too small. that was a crazy cool way to visually show a demon being exorcised from a human while like failing to save the human
why did Patton Oswald have to voice this raven. why couldn't it have been someone more regal sounding?
Ethel really made a good life for herself by herself and told The Corinthian to eat shit
ASTRA LOGUE?! yes hi. you're alive in Legends of Tomorrow so it's ok sweetie. we're gonna forget this whole. severed hand thing - repression
JENNA COLEMEN KISSING WOMEN WILL FOREVER BE A HIGH MOMENT IN LIFE
fuck. the allegory of Dreams being like drugs...
good to know that all the Constantines are self-loathing people who fuck up all their relationships. Rachel might've been an actually good person but it should've been her choice if Johanna was worth the risk or not
REMUS LUPIN??? excuse me SIR? what are you doing here?
*stressing out as soon as Ethel gives John the protection amulet*
ma'am. your son is obviously unhinged. this was a bad idea. well. now people are exploding and there's The Corinthian being nice to him. this is all to hell so fast
*Morpheus proceeds to go to Hell*
heheheheheheheheheheh *sweating*
TBC
#the sandman#netflix sandman#my opinion#my thoughts#tv shows#netflix#episodes 1-3#imperfect hosts#sleep of the just#dream a little dream of me#morpheus#johanna constantine#the corinthian#commentary#tv show commentary#spoilers#the sandman spoilers#sandman spoilers
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Oh boy oh boy here it is my thoughts on Lore Olympus episodes 1-10 I didn't include any pictures because I'm figuring out how I wanna do this also im tired but here it is:
Episode One: Stag, You’re It
Why the title
Minthes hair like connects to her head without a line not bad just a comment
Hades’ sharp ass nose but I enjoy the colors, not super bright yknow
Hera looks so cool but also like snatched almost unnaturally
She is a god tho so
Zeus lets goooo such a solid color imo
Im sorry but artemis’ hair is a lil ugly
Love that all the main characters are snatched /s
Episode Two: Who is She?
And Persophone is now 3 shades lighter ok
Also like i hate the dress Artemis gives persephone it ugly
Persophones hair changed lengths like 2 times but maybe im seeing it wrong
Also artemis if she doesnt wanna be here leave wtf
How is. How is hades holding his drink
Zeus changed colors king
I understand lighting and shading but like. Damn
Ok so if Poseidon hates Odysseus does that mean the events of the Odyssey already happened
Ep 3: Who is She pt 2
LMAO what is hades’ nose
Why did she have random parts w/ no color not a complaint just curious
HER FOREHEAD SO LARGE IN THIS ONE PANEL
“Short sighted” Do we ever see him wear glasses again
Zeus’ lil. Hair thingies keep disappearing
“Honestly i think she puts Aphrodite to shame” wow comparing women/hj
Seriously tho like. why
Ep 4: Who is she pt 3
Idk why she does random scenes where the characters are all like just one color. Not bad per say but weird
Gives artemis huge boobs and in one panel they are either smaller or gone
Artemis bestie if that one thing distracts you from your friend you gotta get ur priorities straight
“Hey kiddo wanna have some real fun” ew
Omg purple eros
So much hair
Did she just give her hair powers so she could draw diff styles lets be honest
Ep 5:
Aphrodites hip angle is so sharp it could kill me
“Friggin” makes my mind go to supernatural and i dont appreciate it
Omg shes a cinnamon roll shes so adorable and gorgeous and yet sexy and *i get shot*
Mother emotionally guilting her son omg its my life
The listen panel. Haunts my dreams
Why does she have so many different painting/coloring styles
LMAO LOOK AT HADES ON THE BALCONY its. Its bad
Ep 6
W hy do they stand like that persephone pls
Love demeters colors tho
This is. This is the metaphor for the maidenhood thing right
Thats how i always saw it
Wow persephone you just woke up and you look so pretty wowww woww
Rachel rachel please does her hair have bangs or not just choose
I do actually like the panel with cerberus, persephone, and hades its nice
Ep 7
Cerberus is so cute
Hades shut the fuck up
The coat is cute
Persephone get off the counter this isnt ur house
Whos minthe? Stop being nosy damn
Didnt really have much to say bout this one
Ep 8
Why are both their eyes open i know they arent in love but that so weird right
Is his dick out or is she just naked on him
“Salutiations” old man
Every second i read persephones eyes get bigger
“I would pay you a salary to barge in on every single aspect of my life” is actually cute however. You literally just met her she hasnt even introduced herself
I dont understand why he thought she meant sex idk
I like that his business card has diff names for him
SHE WAS HOLDING HERS IN HER TITTY WHY
Ep 9
Persephone giggling over that is kinda weird imo but whatever
Persephone please pic a face shape
“Come here puppy” look. Look at her face. Wtf
Train ur dogs hades smh
We never see like any of these dogs fuck you rachel i want dogs
“Let the unionize see if i care” haha so funny haha wow so. So funny. Hades ur such a character
Why is her mouth so high up in this one panel
Hehe puppy
Man in bushes
Ep 10
Why does he have so many cars he doesnt need em
The little :p panel is cute
NOT HER FACE AGAIN RACHEL PLEASE JUST LOOK ONCE MORE
Stop yelling hades
Persephones hair is looking bad rn ngl
I love the colors of the underworld tbh
Rachel please go in depth on how you travel there between realms i am so curious
Artemis randomly gains bangs
I know her hair was flowing but her bangs are too short to completely disappear
Why do his eyes randomly turn red honestly
Goodbye thank god
#lore olympus#anti lore olympus#my opinion#spewingthoughts#how do i do the read more option#i am bad at posting on tumblr
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I now have a new favorite character and went through the “I hate you, ok maybe not, you’re ok I guess” process with another character. So ya know. Cool
Sandy ep3
I’m gonna be thinking with a British accent if I keep watching this, my brain is stupid like that. I absorb accents, I should watch something American after this
Oh great, demons, huh? Oh, a dream? That doesn’t bode well. Or maybe it does, I don’t know yet, this is all a little confusing to me
280? Okay, you look great then, Hettie
Lol you thought she was gonna respect you simple for your name? That’s cute, sandy
A possessed princess? Okay, I’m listening
Oh HE’S possessed? Christo is totally a supernatural word, man, I know this one, he’s totally possessed, oh god ew, I can’t watch this, I might be sick
He’s kinda fine tho, ngl
Yeah, you totally brushed off the actual sandman, Constantine. Oh you do simply just not care. Cool
Oh you’ve lied so much he doesn’t believe you anymore, Ethel, that sucks but you kinda very much did that to yourself, you know
Ruby for the truth seems fair enough, doesn’t it?
Oh god no, don’t force romance into this please, I was actually having fun for a second…
…am I supposed to like her? At all? 🥲
Oh a new raven!! Matthew, awww, hello Matty!! Oh he’s a cutie, I like Matthew
Johnny is gonna take that from you, Ethel, you realize this, don’t you?
I’m sorry but the camera angles here are so fucking creepy
Lulu is totally his master, don’t be mean, sandy, just let Matty stay, look how cute he is. Honest, too, and so charming
It’s a very bright nightmare, Joanna. Oh the kid is gonna die, isn’t she? Of course she is, that’s why you’re so bitter, you sent her to hell with the demon, oopsie, huh? Left with an arm. That’s. Okay, ew
YOU love objects, you idiot. For once we agree, Joanna. Oh no, don’t poke at his trauma, I was starting to warm up to you. Don’t be an actual asshole now
I’m sorry, E, I don’t trust your kid. He’s made from Roderick’s DNA, he’s not good. Oh he’s a killer, great great great. DONT DO THAT, DONT GIVE HIM THAT WHAT THE FUCK, ETHEL
“Why?” Because humans are stupid, Sandy, it’s not like she left because she didn’t love her. Wait, does that mean we get a bi or gay lady? She seems like she might be another main character of sorts. Ok I can respect that
I also think your lady friend might be dead or in bad shape, Joanna. This is too much like a trap. Rachel, sorry, I’m bad with names. They’re doing the “hi”, okay, that’s kinda cute ig. Oh god no this is horribly awkward. You don’t deserve Rachel, Joanna, sorry, she’s too good to be true
Aw Matthew, baby, you’re so cute 🥺
They’re banging, sandy. They’re banging, don’t go up there. Don’t be that way, don’t do it, for once Matthew is right
You don’t sound sorry, J. But oh!! Oh she’s bi, that’s so nice, I like that- oh no. Oh god no, this can’t be good.
YOU did that?!!!?! Sandy, please tell me you didn’t do that to her. Oh thank god, it wasn’t you, I thought I was gonna have to hate you for a second there
Oh god. Oh no. No, that is so horrible, oh no. Poor Rachel :( SHOW SOME COMPASSION, SANDY, she didn’t mean to hold the sand, please help her??? I know you’re not actually human so you don’t feel our feels but please make her feel better, can’t you fix her?? This is so sad, Alexa okay Despacito
Oh. Oh my god, what are you doing? Is that helping? Is she dead?? Is she trapped in a good dream???? Oh no :(
Okay so you do love your son, sort of, I think. He’s totally gonna be a villain, ain’t he? Because she’s so dead now. 116 years that’s a lot, Johnny. She’s already gone. Oh great, now he’s more insane, that’s just. Great. Poor, handsome security guard OH MY GOD EW WHAT THE FUCK
Jesus Christ I need to watch something with small kittens after this, I feel sick 😵💫
Corin, don’t talk to him, don’t make him more evil :( ….this entire scene is kinda sweet though if I don’t think about the rest of the show, I mean
You really don’t like yourself, huh, Jo? Not even sandy thinks you’re that bad, just a little… misguided, perhaps. You’re not THAT bad okay, I don’t hate you
Just bring Matty, he’s a good bird!! He just wants to help, sandy, NO! NO DONT MAKE HIM SLEEP? oh okay this is how you travel, alright, never mind
#mish watches sandman#I’m not gonna watch anymore okay#I need to write and I can’t if I have to focus on the show
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The Shelby thing is SO frustrating because the show does it too. The show is CONSTANTLY LIKE "wow I really regret not raising you Rachel, but now I'm too late" and constantly acts like she's Rachel's tragic mom who gave her up. Which would be fine if Rachel was adopted, but Shelby was a surrogate. Shelby was paid. Shelby agreed to it.
And like, y'know, there's a good story there. You form a connection with a child when you're pregnant and it can be such a tough thing for the woman involved. There's a story to be told about how Shelby could have regretted that, or... felt conflicted when Rachel was born. But it's not like she got pregnant and gave Rachel up. She chose to do this.
And also, that's not even MENTIONING how utterly narcissistic she was with Rachel. Sending Jesse in to spy on her??? Getting her a cup so that when her dads did something nice for her, she'd be reminded of Shelby??? Basically rejecting her right after they meet??? Teaching at McKinley in s3 and becoming an active part of Rachel's life, which is just... SO awful and awkward.
Nothing but HATE for that damn woman.
Uwu yes please I'm so here for this.
I actually did mean the show, they fully frame it this way. Glee ignoring previously established canon is not surprising but literally what is the reason here? So messed up. But you're so right, Shelby's a surrogate! Rachel was never hers! Rachel was never "given up", she has two loving dads!
And again you're so right, there is a story there. In a different version of this story I would feel for Shelby because, just personally, I could never ever be a surrogate and just, give the baby up. Even if I knew what I was getting into the thought of literally bringing someone to life (even though in real life it wouldn't have been Shelby's egg? anyway Glee logic who cares) and then acting like it never happened, shit's gotta be wild. She chose to do it and yet she'd do the reckless thing and reach out to her. It's a tragedy for both.
But again like you say, she's not even someone we can sympathize with, she's a total narcissist! She seeks contact with Rachel (in a messed up way) because she wants to live vicariously through her and see what a talented baby she brought into the world. Because she's a narcissist. And then she gets to know Rachel as a person and all but explicitly tells her she's leaving because Rachel isn’t who she thought she’d be. She still sings good tho ig. I mean, come on! As if Rachel needed any more reason to believe she's only ever worth anything if she can sing. And then comes back in s3 to ruin more lives lmao. See Quinn this is your- I mean, my baby 😜 You can see her but only when I say so hehe. Also I'm gonna fuck your classmate that cool? Oh yeah and I guess I should have texted Rachel (or the Berrys!!!) that I was in town or something but eh, slipped the mind.
Agree with your addition in another ask. Idina's hot tho so true 😌 We like Idina I just wonder what she thought when she agreed to come back for season 3 and saw the scripts, like ???
Shelby Corcoran is the one true villain of Glee. I shall not be accepting criticism on that at this time but Shelby slander is always welcome.
#and fine maybe i will write more on why she The Worst#but you summed it up pretty well#let's hate shelby together lmao#terracottaheartbreak#glee asks#shelby corcoran#ruining lives since 2010#if any hardcore shelby stans want me to tag this as anti lmk i guess? lol#what a power trip that bitch went on with quinn
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@vampiraptor psuedo-tagged me Rule: shuffle your playlist. list the first 10 songs then tag 10 people
This is my car playlist that lives on a super old school ipod. It’s probably about 2-3 months of driving long? (Or, uh... 4 days, as in 96 hours long??? I gUESS???) Fairly curated compared to say, my “main rotation” playlist which is literally almost everything... Hey Alice - Rachel Rose Mitchell Possibly still her best known song? Not her best overall but it’s definitely enjoyable. Thank You For The Evil - Phideaux Huh, I did not realize man was on bandcamp. Cool. Anyway, definitely some kind of song. Title of all time, good for rotating baru cormorant blorbos to Tourniquet - Evanescence It is a known fact that it is psychologically healthy to keep your inner emo teen alive!!!! Endogenesis - Tristania This came on, found myself thinking, “eh, not the best song from the album”, then “well, it is pretty good”, then “ok, it doesn’t need two false endings tho” Dead! - My Chemical Romance - WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT INNER EMOS Permian: The Great Dying - The Ocean Speaking of dying-- what actually came on was the live version (mostly not as good? but with some cool different bits too) but I couldn’t find that online. extremely bleak but good The Watchmaker - Steven Wilson Fun fact about Steven Wilson: I was only able to unlock enjoying him after I got on antidepressants! I’m still in the process of getting to know some of his older stuff so this song was a journey. “It’s nice, melancholic as I’d expect--oh this is GOOD good, I see.”
The Space Between - Auri Oh so we’re just playing good stuff now, sweet.
Spookwave - toby fox Whomst among us does not have the undertale soundtrack on their driving playlist?
RIP=RELEASE - Ryuusei-P As this is a vocaloid song, it took a hot second to figure out who actually wrote it, but here appears to be the original posting. It uses Megurine Luka, who is better than Hatsune Miku. Actually IMO most vocaloids sound better than Miku ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tagging @redshiftsinger @soulvomit @bamboocounting uhhh anyone else who wants to?
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