#Rachel 🧚‍♀️

[jttlpgroup]

Rachel 🧚‍♀️ 9380   http://www.steveb29.com/2025/01/rachel-9380.html

[thinkingsmart]

Rachel 🧚‍♀️ 19984 Aging is not ‘lost youth’ but a new stage of opportunity and strength. 💫🤎   https://ift.tt/mh0okJU

[lunarw0rks]

hehehe can i be 🧚‍♀️ anon 🤭

yes ma'am sir person, you can

[pinkfey]

tagged by the lovely @risingsh0t and @thedeadthree; tysm angels 😚💕💕

tagging @rosebarsoap @lvllns @tethrras @maxthetruman @celticwoman @sorctiefling @sotc @aelyosos @dannyburke @elgaravel @florbelles @gortash @ortanthaig @pavus @bhalspawn @aemondtargeryen @rosykims @rosenfey @mrs-theirin @sylkana @waspgrave @yharnams @aelyosos @southernreaches @rococoelf @druidgroves @vyrantium @ustalav @nocticulas @cryptwood @aeronbracken @wincott @kymal @statichvm @morrigano @jamessunderlandgf @shadowglens @aezyrraeshh @rynegaias @avvidstarion @hylfystt @anoramactir @deadrlngers @calenhads @bryoria @claudiawolf @nsewell @onewingedangels and YOU!!!!!!

major apologies for any double tagging/missed tags/etc; i tried to tag ppl who afaik are still active and also remember all the new urls as best i could ☺️🌼

[alwaysshallow]

🌙 🧟‍♀️ 🧚‍♀️ 🌝 (bo!!)

HI BOOOO

🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)

leo sun, gemini moon, scorpio rising<3

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you

i remember when I drove back from cemetery around 11 pm (because the next day was a holiday and I couldn't really visit my grandmas grave earlier) and this guy was following my car. literally looked like a junkie with empty gaze, started running after my car and I speeded to lose him lol. its a very small town that I live in, so everyone knows everyone, and I asked my dad if he knows who this guy is; he didn't. he basically told me that no one like this lives here and I was pretty startled lol. especially that i never saw him again and he seemed like a hallucination

🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time

natasha romanoff, tony stark, steve rogers, rachel green, derek morgan, emily prentiss, haymitch, finnick!! forgetting a few for sure

🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone

spinning out. deffo, and maybe uhhh agents of shield? such an underrated show

[goblinsofdiscord]

Goblins of Discord 👹 Enneagram Type Database 🤓

All typings have a corresponding youtube video (linked). Many more on their way. Please note, that some of these are likely to change a bit in the future.

I’ll probably update a handful of older ones soon, as my understanding of the Enneagram has evolved since some of them were made (and is still deepening). This obsession is all-consuming and I won’t stop until I can psychically intuit every single type + instinct combination on sight, within 10 seconds and am rebirthed into my next form as the 🧞‍♀️👁️ human pixie frequency diviner of the apocalypse. 😈 🔥

If you think you’ve found a weirdo type and might want to join a typing call, DM larissa on the goblinsofdiscord instagram, or post the type below in the comments.

🍄 👀 If you want to book a typing call or submit an introvert video (of you or someone you know) to be picked over, spitroasted, impression’ed on, click here.

Enneagram Type 1

John Waters ����️✝️ 1w2 7w6 4w3 so/sx 💖💧🧚‍♂️ The Pope of Trash

Jamie Lee Curtis 🎃 1w2 36 so/sx 👹 The Horny Karen

Nasim Aghdam 🐅 1w9 7w6 4w5 so/sp 💥 Triple Frustration Threat

Quentin Crisp 🎀 ✨ 1w9 4w3 7w6 so/sx 🦚 Trailblazing Peacock

Enneagram Type 2

Pamela Des Barres 🌼 2w3 7w6 9w1 so/sx ☀️ Flowerchild Supergroupie

Big Edie (Grey Gardens) ✝️🐈‍⬛ 2w1 6w7 8w9 sx/so 🍸 Mother Diva

Enneagram Type 3

Lucy Lawless ⚔️ 3w2 8w7 5w6 so/sx ⚔️ watch

Montel Williams 👄 3w2 6w7 8w7 so/sp ⚔️ watch

Jensen Ackles 👻 3w2 6w7 8w9 sp/so ⭐ watch

Corey Feldman 🎩 3w2 6w7 9w1 sp/sx ★Ascension Millennium

David Fincher 🎥 3w4 5w6 8w7 sp/so 📦 What's in his Box?

Bret Easton Ellis 😍🗡️ 3w4 5w6 8w9 so/sp 🖤🚬 American Psycho

Whitney Houston 🖤 3w4 6w7 9w1 sx/so 🥀 Queen of the Night

Gregg Araki 🚬 3w4 6w7 9w8 so/sx 👄 The Doomed Enneagram

Nicole Kidman 👠 3w4 6w7 1w9 👠 watch

Emma Roberts 🫖 3w4 6w7 1w2 so/sp 🍰 watch

Belinda Carlistle 🔥 3w4 1w9 7w8 🔥 sp/so watch

Caroline Calloway 💸 3w4 7w6 9w1 so/sx ✨ Happy Scammerversary

Enneagram 4

Vivien Leigh 🌹 4w3 6w7 9w1 so/sx 🥀 Making Fours Dramatic Again

Winona Ryder 🥀 Enneagram 4w3 6w7 9w1 sp/so 🥀 The OG Sadgirl

Jeff Buckley 🥀 4w5 6w7 9w1 sx/so 💔 watch

Enneagram Type 5

Anna Khachiyan 🧠🕳️ 5w4 9w8 4w3 so/sp 🚬 watch

Shirley Jackson 🥃 5w4 📓 livestream slop job

Sam Bankman-Fried 🤓 5w6 9w8 3w4 spso 💩 Gaslighting Nerd

Enneagram Type 6

Larry David 🍋 6w5 1w9 4w3 so/sp 😒 Miserable F*ck

Lauryn Hill 😇 6w5 8w9 2w1 so/sp 🎤 Gonna Find You..

Julia Ducournau 🚗 6w5 9w1 4w3 💋 Baby, I Like it Raw

Caroline Ellison 🧠 6w7 1w2 3w2 sp/so 🖖 Polycule Pick-Me

Robert Crumb 🤡 6w7 4w5 1w2 💦 The Sex Weasel

David Icke 🦎 6w7 9w1 3w2 so/sp 👁️👽 The Passion of 6

Daniel Clowes 👻 6w7 9w1 4w3 so/sp ✒️ Like a Velvet Glove

Phil Ochs 🎸 6w7 9w1 4w5 so/sp 💧 The Misunderstood Folk Hero

Dylan Moran ☘️ 6w7 9w1 4w3 sp/so 🤴 watch

Mia Goth 🍯 6w7 9w1 2w3 sp/sx 😇 Strange Angel

Sean Baker 🍊 6w7 9w1 3w2 so/sp ☀️ Red’s Rocket

Enneagram Type 7

Josephine Baker 💃🏽 7w6 28 so/sx 🎶 Shine on, Queen

Little Edie (Grey Gardens) 🧚‍♀️ 7w6 9w1 4w3 so/sx ⭐ 🩸 Fallen Star

Florence Welch ✨ 7w6 4w3 9w1 sp/so 🧚‍♀️ Chaotic Pixie Queen

Theo Von 🍆 7w6 9w8 4w5 sp/so 🐀 The Rat King

Danny Elfman 💀 7w6 9w1 4w5 so/sp 🎃 Dead Man’s Party

Johnette Napolitano 🩸 7w6 8w9 4w5 sp/sx 🐍 Concrete Blonde

Vincent Gallo 👹 7w6 4w5 8w9 sp/sx 😈 Horny Goblin

Heidi Fleiss 🐍🦜 7w8 1w9 3w4 spsx 🍑🚬 Hollywood Madam

Eartha Kitt 😻🐈‍⬛ 7w8 4w3 1w2 sx/so 🐈‍⬛😿 Cat Woman

Enneagram Type 8

Robin Quivers 😈😇 8w7 6w7 2w1 so/sp 💋 Glorious Narcissist

Ma Anand Sheela 😎 8w9 2w1 6w5 so/sp 💧 I Love B*tches

Glenn Danzig 🦇 8w9 6w7 4w5 sx/so ☠️ Prince of Darkness

Sylvia Brown 🔮 8w9 7w8 4w5 sp/so 🧿 watch

Enneagram Type 9

Rachel Dolezal 🐑 9w8 62 sp/so🌹 Mother Issues

Kathy Bates 🍯 9w8 62 sp/so 🩸 Sweet Misery

Shelley Duvall 🍯 9w1 6w7 2w3 sp/so 🐑 The Saccharine Sacrificial Lamb

Keith Moon 💥 9w8 7w6 3w4 sp/so 🌙 Wild Man

Sophie Thatcher 🩸 9w8 7w6 4w5 sx/sp🧚‍♀️ Grime Fairy

Dash Nekrasova 🕯 9w8 4w3 7w6 sx/so 🚬 watch

Nathan Fielder 🕳️ 9w8 5w6 3w2 sp/so 🤡 watch

Cazzie David 🦝 9w8 6w7 4w5 sp/so 🦝 Sad Sack

Charles Burns 🕳️ 9w1 5w6 3w4 so/sp 🕳️ watch

David Cronenberg 📺 9w1 5w4 3w4 so/sx 👄 Dream Daddy

Jessica Lange 🦢 9w1 63 so/sp 🦢 watch

John Galliano 🧵 9w1 4w3 7w6 sx/sp 🪡 Objet D'Art

Tyler Gaca 👻 9w1 7w6 4w3 so/sx 🍯 Ghosthoney

Chuck Palahniuk 🧞‍♂️ 9w1 7w6 4w3 so/sp 😈 All Hail the God

Corey Haim 🍍 9w1 7w6 3w2 sx/so 💔 Heartbreaker

Anna Biller ☠️🔮 9w1 4w3 7w6 so/sx 💖⚗️ The Love Witch

Frank James 💅 9w1 3w4 6w7 so/sp 🔪 watch

👯✨ Twins ✨👯

Lori & George (formerly Reba) 🤠 🤩

Lori: 6w7 9w1 3w2 sp/so

George (Reba): 9w1 3w4 6w7 so/sp

Carmen & Lupita 🦋🧙🏽

Carmen 6w7 9w1 3w2 sp/so

Lupita 9w8 7w6 3w4 sp/so

[mommy-mystic]

✨️ Mid Year Reading Wrap-Up ✨️

I cannot believe it, I'm a reader 🤩 this year I truly discovered (maybe for the first time) how much I enjoy reading. The past several years I was so engrossed in nonfiction, psychology, parenting books, children's lit, academic reading, and classics that I ignored all other genres. However, finally, I started enjoying good, old fashioned stories again. Much to my surprise, I've been loving the fantasy genre! (Rom-com makes me cringe but it's easy/entertaining to read too!)

Here's the books I've read this year so far (that i can remember) 📚

Sacred Earth, Sacred Soul: a Celtic Guide to Listening to Our Souls & Saving the World by John Phillip Newell 🌿

The Witch's Feast: a Kitchen Grimoire by Melissa Madara 🔮

The Thorns Remain by JJA Hardwood 🧚‍♀️

Cackle by Rachel Harrison 🔮

Bringing up Bébé: One American Mother Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting by Pamela Druckerman 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 🇫🇷

The Entire Twilight Saga (again) by Stephanie Meyer 😔💀🌧

Plant Parenting: Easy Ways to Make More Houseplants, Vegetables, and Flowers by Leslie F. Halleck 🪴

From Bad to Cursed by Lana Harper 🔮

The Bone Orchard by Sara A. Mueller 🦴🧠👻

Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman 🔮

The Power of Bad: How the Negativity Effect Rules Us & How We Can Rule It by John F Tierney and Roy F. Baumeister 📖🎓

Small Town, Big Magic by Hazel Beck 🔮

Beach Read by Emily Henry 📚⛱️

The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing by Marie Kondō 🧹

Messy Minimalism : Realistic Strategies for the Rest of Us by Rachelle Crawford 🧹

Scottish Witchcraft : A Complete Guide to Authentic Folklore, Spells, and Magickal Tools by Barbara Meiklejohn-Free 🔮

📚📚📚📚📚📚

I think The Bone Orchard, Cackle, The Thorns Remain, & Beach Read take the cake on my favorite reads of the year so far. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I forgot I even read at ALL until making this list and opening a Goodreads account. I even had to check my list of library rentals to remember it all! Quick note: I'm obsessed with the Army library on base as well as the one by our house & the state digital library I access with the Libby app.

📚 Currently, I'm reading another parenting book, another fantasy, and my FIRST Silvia Moreno-Garcia!

🎃 I swear one day I'll make a list of all my fav Children's and storybooks we have in our house, especially the creepy Halloween/spooky ones!

[literateowl]

hi r! (or do you prefer owl?) 🎧🧚‍♀️☂️ for the ask game! :)

Hi Rachel! You can call me either one but I guess R is easier since it's only one letter and I've been using that on my main for longer

Anyway thank you for the ask! 🥰

🎧 The last song I listened to was What you want to hear by Sub-Radio (they're the band that went viral with the Stacy's Dad parody but their original music is great too and more people should listen imo)

🧚‍♀️ My favorite characters of all time

Oh gosh that's so hard I'm gonna keep it to like the top 5 6 in no particular order

Wirt and Greg from Over the Garden Wall (they're both my favorites I can't separate them)

Ariel from the Little Mermaid

April Ludgate from Parks and Rec

Toph from ATLA

Lilo from Lilo and Stitch

☂️ My favorite fanfic from another writer

For the 911ls fandom I'm obsessed with @strandnreyes Reincarnation AU especially the second part set post WWII but all of it is beautiful💖

Send me asks from the list

[gaianea-blog]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: RACHEL ROY MEDIUM LINGERIE BODYSUIT.

[jttlpgroup]

Rachel 🧚‍♀️ 9509   http://www.steveb29.com/2025/01/rachel-9509.html

[thinkingsmart]

17673 Rachel 🧚‍♀️ Love all. Trust few. Everything’s real but not everyone’s true. 💫💗💫  

[vanmccannonlyfans]

3, 12, 21 and 25 🧚‍♀️

3. 3 songs that mean something to you

say you love me / fleetwood mac choremania / florence and the machine all i ever asked / rachel chinouriri

12. 3 apps you use the most

im assuming the built in ones don’t count like messages/FaceTime/safari?! i would say Spotify, Pinterest, Goodnotes

21. 3 things you are the most passionate about

art, human connection, and health!

25. 3 people you’d never get tired of

my best friend, my siblings, and my partner! 💘

make me choose three things

[tomatoteddy]

Fairy Wings!! 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[maycat-19-142]

Character playlists: froppy

A/n: all of the music is stuff I know or like

Have a good day and night 🌙

Pixie out 🧚‍♀️

[g0ttal0ve101]

Episode.Eddie 🥶💯

*birds chirping...rickrolling you*

Eddie: Hmm...I don't know how I'm going to make this grave. But luckily those dumbasses aren't around to mess up my concentration-

His brothers:

Eddie: bruh

Carl: HI SISTERS 😍

George: ghhghhnhhgh 👹 n a

Al: what the fuck is wrong with my family

Eddie: Guys can you not rn I am busy gatekeeping gaslighting and girlbossing this grave 🤦‍♂️

Carl: L+ratio+didn't ask

George: NaGH 👺

Eddie: Dad left for the milk again and I don't know anything about this girl 😫!!

Carl: cringe+stay mad

Eddie: can you help albitch

Al: no hoe

Eddie: why

Al: shut the hell up you annoying waste of life

Eddie: but wh-

Al: WORLD STARRRRR 👹

Carl: ALBITCH NO

*Albitch punches Edword in the stomach, making the Taco Bell sound effect*

Eddie: OW WHAT THE FUCK

Al: har h a r har har har

Carl: that is deadass the ugliest laugh I have ever heard you dumbass bitch

Al: shut up toe crust *puts his AirPods back in to listen to oh no our table it's broken reverb 5 hours straight*

Eddie: that shit hurted

Carl: L

Eddie: do you know anything about her

Carl: do i look like Google to you 🤨

Eddie: ok so what was she like

Carl: not a girlboss. did not gatekeep. 😕 also she fell off a cliff. L

Eddie: how old was she

Carl: as old as gorgenl I think

George: I am 10972562918 years old and can devour this Earth in .00005 seconds you mortal scum.

Carl: goofy

Eddie: Imma make it smooth like your brain ehehe

Carl: I'll throw you down the stairs wtf

Eddie: ok so why did she run off the cliff

George: I eat babies

Eddie: gorgenl shut the fuck up before you're the next body I'm burying

George: KnHa 🤖

Eddie: alright im winging this just like how our parents raised us

*makes the grave into Dwayne the Rock Johnson lifting his eyebrow*

Carl: bruh that sucks ass

Eddie: be quiet this is why people ship you with albitch

Al: bruh out of pocket

Carl: what the hell edword

Henry: 🚶‍♂️🥛

George: nzGA! 🤩

Henry: yeah you were definitely dropped on your head as a baby

Carl: dad where tf have you been

Al: OHFUCKKKKKKKKK I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH RAT POISON IN HIS CHILIS

Henry: ew i forgot that i had such ugly children wtf

Eddie: hey dad

Henry: MY FAVORITE SON!! 😍

Eddie: hehehehe dad look what I made hehehehhe albitch definitely didn't do anything

Henry: beautiful!! I'm sure deez nuts will be very happy in heaven with her grave

Eddie: heheheheh PRAISE ME 👹

Henry: you're the best son ever 😨

Eddie: thanks dad 🤩

George: nNnNnnBGhhhHa

Carl: what the hell is wrong with him

Henry: i put him in the washing machine when he was a baby 🤦‍♂️ anyway albitch why is your brother more talented than you lmfaooo

Al: gUh 👹...🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: ALBITCH?!?!?

Carl: mood tbh. 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: CAR-L?!?!?

George: gNGHAha 😫 MOMMYYYYY-👹 WOMAN WHO BIRTHED ME 👺

Henry: These failed abortions get on my last nerves 😕 Edword can you clean up after your degenerate waste of skin brothers

Eddie: ofc!! 😇

Henry: thanks!! 🥰

George: HOXIGGIZY 👺

Henry: lets go Buffon number four 🚶‍♂️

George: n h a  🦇

Eddie: finally those weird bitches are gone. now i can go try to run away and go to rachel's party down the street 🤩!! 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

The girl: 🤸‍♀️ hey bbg

Eddie: WHAT THE HELL 😨

The girl: *gone like my will to live*

Eddie: that...😰...did...did that ghost just call me baby girl?!?!?!???!!?

Carl: oh shit you're still out here?? I was tryna smoke my weed

Eddie: what the hell car-L

Carl: btw mom wants you to come in or she's gonna beat your ass into Saturn

Eddie: bruh 😕...

*they go to the front of the house to see their mami*

Shanon: MATERIAL GOWRL-oh sh-

Eddie: 🧍‍♂️

Carl: 🤦‍♂️ Mom what the hell...

Shanon: Get inside you dingbat I need to talk to my favorite son

Carl: L 🚶‍♂️

Shanon: im divorcing your dad

Eddie: that's nice but this ghost called me baby girl

Shanon: don't make me body slam you. you are not about to become albitch 2.0 get inside. and take that ugly mask off wtf.

Eddie: 😞

*eddie goes to his room to girlboss and gatekeep 🧚‍♀️✨🦋*

His gloves: 💔⛓🥀

Eddie: my gloves are gonna tear 😨!! I gotta go ask for new gucci ones! My dad is a stupid gorilla who wants to waste money on things that aren't important then say we're poor, so I'll go ask him!! 🏃‍♂️

*edword runs down stairs*

Their pet ostrich: 😍

Eddie: oh my god 🤦‍♂️ PETUNIA BILLY JENE IS NOT MY LOVER CHICKFLA STEVE HARVEY GUESS WHO I AM-LET'S GO TO THE BEACH BEACH-NICKI MINAJ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU MY NAME IS JEFF HAROLD THE SECOND TWICE REMOVED WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE BASEMENT 🤬

The ostrich: 😨

George: I let them out to help me take over the world and devour it whole, destroy the universe and watch as our reality collapses into nothingness and restart from scratch.

Eddie: 😟...what...

George: nHGa 👹

Eddie: 🤦‍♂️ gorgenl you have like eight new mental illnesses each day

Shanon: 😩 OUR SON IS WACK!!

Henry: no he's not he's just emo all fifteen year olds think animals talk to them and have mental breakdowns everyday, I mean who doesn't

Shanon: not me wtf

Henry: lmao anyway tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition-

Eddie: damn my dad sucks ass...

Shanon: HENRY SHUT THE HELL UP

Henry: I forgot to tell you it's tradition to beat our wives too-OH HEY FAVORITE CHILD 😍

Eddie: ...ummm-

Henry: what do you need

Eddie: Gucci girlboss gloves dad 💅

Henry: HEY. We have four rules in this house. Live, laugh, love, and BE STRAIGHT.

Eddie: y-y-y-yes dad 😟

Henry: anyway fuck your gloves we're poor

Eddie: but you're wearing gucci belt right now

Henry: do I smell...DISRESPECT??

Eddie: n a u r . . . 😰

Henry: go use car-L’s old ones. Anyway, back to tradition. 👊

Shanon: HENRY NO-

Eddie: hHhhHhHhh...whY cAn'T I HavE nEw GlOvEs...😞⛓🥀💔...mY HeArt...iS bRoCkEn...anyway 💅💞✨!!

*edword goes upstairs...*

Carl: he's looking at me isn't he...

Eddie: 👹

Carl: god why did I have to get raised with such a weird bitch 🤦‍♂️

Eddie: I need your gloves 😞

Carl: L+ratio tbh.

The owl: 🦉 💅

Carl: come tf down here I want chicken wings

Eddie: but it's an owl

Carl: so?

Eddie: you can't get chicken wings from a fucking owl car-L 🤦‍♂️

Carl: oh i forgor 😂

George: rAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 😜😜😢😜🤬🤯🥸😭🥶😒😒😓😱😥😓😓☹️😶‍🌫️🤓😒🙁😓😞🫢😰😔🤩🧐😅😎😅🤩😂😅

Carl: oh shit the demon is coming 😰

George: 🥶OUR😭BUNNY🐰 IS😰DEAD💀D E A D😵‼️‼️‼️‼️

Carl: L

Eddie: How?!?!?!??! 😟

George: Albitch is too smelly 😫 he gassed her out with stench!!

Carl: BRO SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR WORLD STAR 😰 EDWORD GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE COVER 🥶

Eddie: ok bozo 😒

*edword goes into his room*

Eddie: Jeez albitch must really stink if a fucking bunny dies from it...I gotta go bury her in a girlboss grave...

Al: 🧍‍♂️

Eddie: GAH 😫 THE STENCH-🤢-Albitch?!?!?! 😰

Al: shutcho ugly ass up

Eddie: but we look the same...

*albitch world star kicks edword in the tummy yummy 😋*

Eddie: oW-OW

Al: WORLD STAR 💪😈

Eddie: WHY 😫

Al: cause you said I stink

Eddie: deadass when was the last time you SAW the shower

Al: your mom

Eddie: we have the same mom

Al: . . .

Eddie: . . .

Al: 👹👊

*narration time 😅*

Eddie: Albitch beat me up like I was mom and he was dad...it was...bad...definitely not girlbossing or gatekeeping...I was sad...bc the stench had overflowed my room...plus that bunny died which was a huge L...so...I thought...maybe if I became the girlboss that would get beat up, then my family would be spared...not because I care about them, but because they give me money...so that's what I did...also graves are awesome 😫

*narration end 🥶*

Eddie: it still hurts where Albitch hit me...what a toe sucker. 😔 I should go outside and sing "Fight Song" to be quirky...oh wait. I can bury that bunny too!! 🤩

*he goes outside with dead bunny corpse 🥸*

Eddie: don't worry bunny!! I'll definitely make you a bussing grave!! *digs 😚* you were kinda ugly ngl but it's okay my dad has buck teeth just like you ehehehehe!!! Good thing I didn't get that gene or I'd probably kill myse-

The girl: bbg

Eddie: HUH 😰

The girl: what 😟

Eddie: ...😰...😳 it's a blonde...😼...

The girl: 🤨

Eddie: I wasn't scared I was just practicing my singing voice 😜

The girl: oh...you suck ass at singing then

Eddie: hahahahahahahha you're so funny!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

The girl: what...I just insulted you 😟

Eddie: anyway!! I'm rich 😼

The girl: then why are you wearing raggedy clothes

Eddie: I...says the one wearing a literal rag and no shoes. do you shop at goodwill just wondering

The girl: my fault you right you right-anyway what are you doing

Eddie: making a grave 🥶

The girl: for what 🤨

Eddie: the bunny my brother killed with his stench

The girl: bruh 😬 how the hell does he stink that bad

Eddie: I don't know tbh...

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a

Eddie: 😳!! What a ugly ass laugh!! It sounds like she's coughing up her lungs!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! Girlboss!!

The girl: can I watch

Eddie: um don't you need to go home

The girl: no

Eddie: sounds legit

*EDWORD MAKES GRAVE 💪😈*

The girl: wow that's a really nice fish gravestone!! it looks just like one!!

Eddie: but it's a bunny 😟

The girl: oops gotta blast 🚀

Eddie: WAIT 😫 I NEED CLOUT PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a no bitch be back tomorrow tho 😸 see you again you dumb bitch

Eddie: okay 😳✨💞 SEE YOU AGAIN 😫

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