#RWBY neo

[juanarc-thethird]

Sorry but I already have plans.

Jaune: *Eating breakfast*

Suddenly Team Rwby arrives for breakfast too.

Yang: Oh but look who decided to wake up early for once.

Jaune: I would have preferred a "Good morning"

Yang: Sorry~

Ruby: Since we found you here. We were thinking of going with everyone to check out that new Ramen restaurant that opened up by the park. Do you want to go?

Jaune: Sorry but I already have plans.

Weiss: Don't tell me, a new game came out.

Jaune: *Ugh!* (Not good! If this keeps up, they will think I'm an adult who act like a man child! I must act like a proper adult here...) Well... Actually... *Gulp* I'm going on a date.

At that moment all the girls of Team Rwby went numb.

Jaune: Well... I have to go so... SeeYouLater! *Runs away*

Moments later

Jaune is walking down the road, feeling a big pressure on his shoulders.

Jaune: (They're totally following me...)

Behind hime Team Rwby is watching him closely while trying, and I mean really trying, to keep themselves hidden.

Jaune: (What should I do? At this rate they'll think I lied out of a bizarre sense of pride. They'll see me as a pathetic adult!. But I still want to buy that game... and besides, I don't even have a date.)

At that moment he bumps into someone.

Jaune: Oh, sorry... Prof Goodwitch?

Glynda: Oh Jaune, what a surprise to find you here.

Meanwhile

In the kitchen today it's Penny, Pyrrha, Bleiss and Ciel's turn to clean.

Bleiss: *Jumping over and over again* Why can't I clean Jaune's mug?!

Pyrrha: *Holding the cup as high as possible* Because you’ll end up licking it!

Bleiss: Of course not!

Ciel: Can you two stop?! The faster we finish, the more time you'll have to spend with Jaune.

Suddenly Penny starts vibrating like a cell phone.

Penny: Emergency. Jaune is not available at the moment.

Ciel: What do you mean?

Penny: According to the information gathered, Jaune is on a date.

Ciel/Bleiss/Pyrrha: DATE?!!!

Meanwhile Meanwhile

In the evil's lair (Service Closet). Cinder is on the phone while Neo and Emerald are resting.

Cinder: Are you saying someone broke the truce?!

Neo: 🤨

Emerald: What happen?

Cinder: And on top of that Jaune is on a DATE?!!

At that moment the three of them become serious and begin to prepare to fight.

Cinder: That bitch is gonna pay.

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

In a cafeteria, Neo, Reese, May and Arslan are having coffee.

*Ring, Ring!*

Neon: Hi Bleiss, were you able to get Jaune's mug?

Bleiss: Forget the mug! Code Red! Code RED!!

Neon: What are you talking about?

Bleiss: Glynda is on a date with Jaune right now!

At that moment the atmosphere became dark and heavy. And the faces of the four girls became serious.

Neon: I see

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

At the park

Coco: *Sitting on a bench* What a nice day

Velvet: *Running towards Coco* Coco! Coco! Coco!!!

Coco: Wow! Calm down, what happen?

Velvet: Something terrible just happen!

Coco: *Worry* What is it?!

Velvet: Jaune is on a date with Glynda!

Coco: *Her eyes turned dark and soulless*... Excuse me?

Back with Jaune

Glyda and Jaune are walking together to their destination.

Glynda: So you're on your way to buy a game?

Jaune: Y-Yeah. (Is she going to judge me because I play video games?)

Glynda: It's good that you have a method to de-stress after your missions.

Jaune: You don't think it's bad to play video games at my age?

Glynda: Why should I? Everyone has their own methods, for me it's knitting, believe it or not. So I don't see anything wrong with you playing video games.

Jaune: *Hugs her* Professor!!!

Glynda: *Worry* Jaune?!

In the distance you could hear the voice of a very angry girl.

Bleiss: Code Black! CODE BLACK!!!

[arc-misadventures]

Physics Class

Weiss: So, Jaune what science class did you take?

Jaune: Oh, I took my favourite science class: Physics.

Weiss: Physics? Why did you take that class?

Jaune: Cause I’m excited to learn about my favourite form of physics!

Weiss: Favourite form of physics. The heck is that?

Jaune: Jiggle physics!

Weiss: Oh gods... Jaune, physics class doesn't...?!

Yang: And, where do you like to see these jiggle physics?

Blake: High, or low jiggle physics?

Pyrrha: Do you like hard, or soft jiggle physics?

Glynda: Do you prefer quantity, or quality jiggle physics?

Nora: An uncontrolled amount…

Winter: Or, a controlled amount of jiggle physics?

Kali: Do you like vigorous motion jiggle physics, or...

Neo: 'Or, a more slower motion of jiggle physics?'

Willow: Or, do you prefer more subtle jiggle physics?

Jaune: Yes.

Raven: Oh really~?

Summer: That's good to know~!

(Boing~!)

Salem: That's very good to know~!

[fadedneonzzz]

Neopolitan colored sketch by the artist @RattlePool on Twitter (I commissioned this).

[spahhzy]

Silentknight teen walking into the house wearing a suit and carrying a duffle bag full of money.

Silentknight teen: Ma, I got bail! How's dad!?

Neo: 🤭👈

The teen looks to their left and see's there dad Jaune sitting on a recliner.

Silentknight teen: Dad!? I thought you got pinched at work!?

Jaune: ...I pinched a muscle? Where did you get that duffle bag of money!?

Silentknight teen: uh...internet?

[yams-here]

Threats slide off of Roman's back like extinction events slide off sharks but don't bring his wife partner in crime into it

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll were destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: *Dodges, Fires* You're an asshole Roman.

Roman: *Dodges, fires back* Well, you are what you eat Little Red!

Ruby: *Dodges, stumbles* Wh- WHAT THE- What the hell man!

Roman: Yeah.

Ruby: What?!?

Roman: Yeah!

Ruby: I- What?

Roman: You're the one that brought it up!

Ruby: Yeah? I didn't expect you to own it like that!

Roman: And why Wouldn't I? I like eating Ass! Neo Likes having her ass eaten!

Ruby: I didn't need to know that!

Roman: Well next time think before you speak!

Yang: ... He eats your ass?

Neo: *SMACK!*

Yang: *Holding her face* I guess I deserve that ...

[theablokhus]

RWBY May or may not be pulling me back inn…

[craziechwiv]

Neo: *Just relaxing on a sofa*

Yang: That right there, is the most terrifying individual I have ever met...

Blake: You're still not over that fight you had with her?

Yang: I'm still waiting for a reason too.

Blake: Well that reason will have to wait abit longer, loon.

Yang: What, why?

Yang and Blake both look at a distance as Jaune comes walking by. Neo immediately perks up and runs behind him, jumping onto his back and hugging him tightly as the blond knight laughs at her sudden cuddle attack.

Yang: ...

Blake: See?

Yang: How can something so sociopathic, be this kind?!

Blake: Who knows, maybe she's warming up to us.

Neo then proceeds to make eye contact with the duo gals and stick her tongue out at them, while giving them the bird as well.

Blake: ...So about that reason-

Yang: *Already reloading her gauntlets* Way ahead of you.

[devilmilki]

Kill for kill, Eye for eye!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Shark!Faunus Jaune: That Mint girl from team CMEN is kinda cute?

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: I mean- Pyrrha you know what I mean! I wouldn't ogle someone else!

Pyrrha: Oh know, I know! I trust you! I was just thinking about something.

~~~~~

Pyrrha: Oh Jaune~

Jaune: Yeah- Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: I got that Mint girl you were Looking at!

Lionfish!Faunus Neo: HELP.

Jaune: ... Why?

Pyrrha: Well, I thought she was cute too! So I thought we could ... Y'know. Share her?

Jaune: Are you okay with this?

Neo: If she stops being absolutely fucking terrifying!

Jaune: Pyrrha Put her down.

Pyrrha: *Setting Neo Down*

Neo: Okay, now, How good are you two with your mouths?

~~~~~

Inspiration

[arc-misadventures]

Tight Apperal

Coco: Jaune! JauneJauneJauneJaune?!

Jaune: Wha?! Yes, hello. What is it, Coco?

Coco: I just witnessed the most fashionably well dressed woman in all my life! And, good gods she looks so sexy in it too!

Jaune: Whoa, that’s some big praises coming from you, Coco. What are they wearing that’s got you all riled up?

Coco: First word to describe her outfit is: ‘Tight.’ Everything she is wearing is so tight it’s practically stuck to her skin! But, that just makes it all the more tantalizing to look at!

Jaune: A tight outfit? I like where this is going. Go on.

Coco: she has a pencil skirt that runs up to her waist, and falls to her thighs! It’s so snug on her that it shows off her delectable hourglass frame, and makes me drunk with desire just staring at it!

Jaune: Oh boy, this is hitting all sorts of boxes for you isn’t it?

Coco: And her ‘dress shirt?!’ She’s wearing a sleeveless, backless dress shirt that perfectly encapsulates her well defined breasts while also showing plenty of side boob to fuel a thousand wet dreams!

Jaune: Eh, what…?

Coco: I haven’t seen such a well dressed woman in all my life! I have to have her!

Jaune: Okay, but, who is this woman you’re… drowning over? I need to know what we’re working with here.

Coco: Her~!

Jaune: Who-obh… Oh damn…

Coco: There she is! My, Aphrodite! My vision of womanly fashion made manifest!

Jaune: Damn… Neo’s really pulling out all the stops tonight.

Coco: …

Coco: N-Neo…? You know who that paragon of feminine beauty is?

Jaune: Uhh… yeah… That’s, Neo Politan. My girlfriend.

Coco: Y-Your girlfriend…?!

Jaune: Yep. She’s my girlfriend.

Coco: Since when?

Jaune: A few months ago.

Coco: Why didn’t you tell me you had a girlfriend?

Jaune: Uhh… Honestly, I was never really sure if she was my girlfriend. We sorta hooked up a few times, then one day she said we’re dating so… yeah…?

Coco: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Also completely on brand for you.

Jaune: Rude.

Coco: So she’s off the market then?

Jaune: She’s my girlfriend, Coco. She’s off the market.

Coco: But, is she down for having me join you two for a threesome?

Jaune: W-What?! What are you talking about…??

Neo: ‘I’m totally down for that, Hotstuff!’

Coco: Awesome! Let’s go!

Jaune: Whoa hey?! What’s going on?!

[ficretus]

RWBY teams get reorganized.

CRWBY: Hello RWBY characters.

Ruby: Who are you? Are you Gods?

Salem: Please tell me you are destroying the world.

Cinder: What do you mean RWBY characters? Does that mean that brat is the protagonist?

CRWBY: No, no, yes. Higher ups in Viz demanded we make some changes to the show. So we are gonna reorganize the teams based on the origin of their fairy tale allusion.

Yang: I didn't understand a single word you just said.

CRWBY: Andddd... reshuffle!

*magic poof*

TEAM GERMANY:

Ruby: Why do I no longer like strawberries and cookies?

Weiss: Take this pretzel and shut up.

Ruby: Weiss? We are still partners?

Weiss: Of course we are, nothing can separate us.

Ruby: That's great. Where are the others?

Weiss: It appears they are not German enough for our team.

Ruby: Look! There is another one of our teammates! *turns into rose petals*

Weiss: Ruby, don't jump a complete stranger like that.

Ruby: *tackles them down* Hello, I am Ruby Ro... oh.

Salem: Somehow this curse keeps getting worse.

Weiss: Scheisse!

TEAM FRANCE:

Oscar: I hope ze Ruby is my partner, hon hon hon. Ugh, what the hell happened to my voice.

Ozpin: Oscar, you are taking a dangerous route I cannot follow.

Oscar: Oz, what ze happening?

Ozpin: You are turning French. *soul gets ejected from Oscar's body*

Oscar: Nooooooo. It feels like part of me is missing now. I have a sudden urge to fill it with cheese and wi... Sacrebleu, I am really turning into ze Frenchman. I need to talk to someone, where are my teammates. *hears loud noises* There they are.

*walks up*

Oscar: Bonj... Hello, I am Oscar.

Cinder: We know who you are Farm Boy. Now, as the leader of this team...

Jaune: Who the hell put you in charge of this team?! Why are you even on this team, Cinderella story has many origins!

Cinder: Because I am Cinderella with glass slippers nimrod! Only French one has glass slippers!

Jaune: Great, I'm on the team with Pyrrha's murderer.

Cinder: Oh give me a break, they revived her. She is over there tossing Mercury. You are just salty because now there is no excuse for you not getting laid.

Oscar: Wait, why am I the only one with ze French accent?

Blake: Because you are an impressionable kid.

Oscar: Blake! You are ze here too!

Blake: *chuckles* Yes I am.

Jaune: Oh shut up!

Cinder: Make me!

Blake: How long will it take before they start making out?

TEAM ENGLAND:

Yang: Of course it's raining. Can this place get any worse?

Jax: Hello peasant.

Yang: I am gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Jax: Me and my sister need someone to observe our polo game. Now move your arse.

Gilian: Polo? I am not playing polo with you Jax. You always rile up my horse with your Semblance!

Jax: So what? Are we suppose to just sit here and drink tea?

Gilian: I wouldn't mind that. Peasant, bring us some tea! And make sure it is Darjeeling, otherwise I might throw up.

*Yang knocks out both*

Yang: Can't pretend twice in the row.

Blake: Yang, is that you?

Yang: Blake! Where are you?

Blake: I am on the other side of the Channel!

Yang: What's going on on the other side?

Blake: Jaune and Cinder fighting... scratch that... making out. Oscar is losing himself to his French side. Toss me some fish and chips before his Frenchness fully overtakes him. You know what, throw some for me as well.

Yang: Are we suppose to be enemies now that you are French and I'm English?

Blake: Yes we are, but that's so hot.

Yang: Oh yeah. Wait, someone else is here.

Robyn: *pickpocketing Asturias siblings* No time to explain, I'm repurposing their funds.

TEAM NORDIC:

Winter: This is something new. I... I've never had a partner or team. I just hope it's not...

Qrow: Hello Ice Queen!

Winter: Branwen...

Qrow: It turns out Ice Queen is based on Snow Queen, how original.

Winter: What are you even doing here? Don't you have some other places to be, other people to bother?

Qrow: Nope, I am as Nordic as it gets. It turns out I am based on one of the Odin's messengers. Other one being... oh crap.

Raven: Hello brother!

Qrow: Raven... Don't you have some other places to be, family members to abandon?

Raven: And miss out on this? No way.

Winter: Wait a minute... You kidnapped Weiss!

Raven: Oh please, she ran into me. Can hardly count it as kidnapping.

Winter: Oh don't worry, this will hardly count as a beatdown. *draws swords*

Raven: Pfff, another Maiden to beat.

Nora: Heya Qrow, what did I miss.

Qrow: Not much kid, just some of the reasons I started drinking.

TEAM USA:

Ozpin: Come on James, don't be a buzzkill, we are doing the Wizard of Oz walk.

Ironwood: I am starting to believe that it wasn't a coincidence I tried to kill you.

Ozpin: Ha ha ha, good old James and his deadpan humor.

*walks down the road holding hands with Glynda, Theodore and Lionheart*

Adam: So, drinking alone on the sideline.

Ironwood: What are you doing here Taurus? Aren't you suppose to be on Team France?

Adam: Well, I tried. But they argued I don't count since most of my allusion comes from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. And Blake filed a restraining order... typical.

Ironwood: You know I can have you arrested.

Adam: Arrest a teammate? Who does that?

Ironwood: I do.

Adam: Fair enough. You know, I stabbed a teammate before.

Ironwood: Cheers.

Adam: Cheers.

TEAM ITALY:

Penny: *sad lonely robot noises* Wait, who is there?

Neo: *signs* It's me, Neo. *sits next to Penny*

Penny: Aren't you based on an ice cream?

Neo: *signs* It's an Italian ice cream. Do you want to be alone?

Penny: No. *shifts closer*

[spahhzy]

Jaune: 'eww, monster energy drinks are so bad for you!' yeah? And so are short, angry, tattooed women with colored hair...

Neo: 👿

Jaune: But fuck it, they both taste good~

Neo: 😳🤭

[yams-here]

Cool art for overpriced merch moment

[disabled-character-of-the-day]

Neopolitan from RWBY is disabled

Neo is mute.

Day 31

(Requested by anon)