#RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[blue-979]

🚨 there’s another one! 🚨

[pseudowho]

Yeah, I've got a type. In the same way as serial killers have a type.

[sharnefarn]

I came in to work this morning to find paperwork waiting for me. Not usually a big deal. Sometimes a Leave slip, or something I forgot to sign, but not this time. This is a little heavier.

Essentially, it’s a contract from my boss… making me the boss effective immediately, through the end of May 2025.

I have the option not to sign, and put it on my boss to find someone else to do it. I’m glad he gave me the option, but he knows I’ll sign.

I’ll be damned if I’m gonna have some other cunt come in here and try and teach me how to run my office. GTFOH.

At the same time… why do I do this to myself?

Glutton for punishment, I guess.

Did I mention my boss is already talking about extending it for 6 months after that?

Fuck.

[emichiis]

pov : you are the 100 th demon the pilgrims encountered this afternoon

[redeclipse27]

Magnus knows what you did

Magnus knows your secrets

Çøñfëśş ǎņð făċę ýôůř șįňş

[trump4naziamerica]

Poles are in folks, 224 Harris ; 277 Trump

[trans-yellowguy]

hm? what's this?

the trans orange guy!!! he's visible!!!!

[gennsoup]

We didn't know we would spend the rest of our lives running Or we would have slowed down

Tanya Tagaq, Split Tooth

[talefoundryshow]

TALEBOT KNOWS!! This is not a drill!!!

[andychaosblog]

OH GOD EVERYBODY RUN THE SEAGULLS ARE ATTACKING AGAIN-

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Sneak Peak to Upcoming Unnamed Solar Opposites Monster Universe Au (Now Solar Opposites: Unleashed)

In Parker’s lab, she was busy working on a scanner that can detect monsters while the adults were chatting and Kevin’s kids were playing with the Pupa.

Parker: just finished putting the final touches And done!

Phoebe: Is it done kid?

Parker: Yep. This scan can detect any monster in sight, even bad ones.

The scanners is starting to beep on the computer as it shows some blue dots

Sonya: Oooh, can you see if it works?

Kevin’s Kids: Yes, yes!

Parker: Okay! turns on the computer

Kevin: Look! These signals are us. Me, you guys, Phoebe and our kids!

But until there was a big red dot coming out of the screen.

Miss Frankie: What the fuck, what's that red dot?

Parker: Huh? The computer has detected something!

Miss Frankie: What is it?!

Darcy: I don’t know, it looks like it's coming to our house.

Then something's smashed on the walls as it makes a huge crack and a roar was heard as everyone gasp.

Principal Cooke: Oh, shit! what was that!?

Phoebe: What the fuck...?!

The wall breaks apart and it was revealed to be Mutant Vampire Jaime as the gang gasp.

Mutant Vampire Jaime: ROOAAAAAHHH!

Darcy: J-Jaime?!

Miss Frankie: Holy shit! What happened to him?! He’s fucking huge!

Phoebe: Hey! Bring it on you fucking monster!

Mutant Vampire Jaime: ROOOAAAH! *He's gotten angry and fighting Anti-Ray*

Kevin’s Kids and Sonya: Aaaahhhh!!

Principal Cooke and Kevin: KIDS! quickly grabs the kids

The humans run outside to safety where they quickly went inside a closed grocery store and hide.

Miss Frankie: What's the fuck is happening?

Darcy: My husband is a giant beefy vampire monster!

Kevin’s Kids: crying

Kevin’s Wife: Shh, it's okay, kids. Mommy and daddy are here.

Principal Cooke: Aw fuck, now what do we do?!

Suddenly, Jaime appears and starts to break through the window by smashing it with his fists.

Kevin: Oh fuck! He’s back!

Mutant Vampire Jaime: ROOOAAAAH!

Darcy: Honey, please! It's me, your wife! Darcy!

Mutant Vampire Jaime: ROAR!

Darcy: Argh! 😫

Phoebe: punches Jaime in the face Sorry Jaime! to her friends and frenemies Run!

Mutant Vampire Jaime: Urgh! Grrrr! grabs Phoebe but she kicks him as she lands on her feet

Miss Frankie: Quick! Keep him busy!

Phoebe: Oh I’ll keep him fucking busy!

Mutant Vampire Jaime: beats his chest RRRAAAAAH!

Meanwhile, at the Solar Opposites’ house, Korvo and his family hears a distress signal and opens it up, to show Jaime fighting with Phoebe.

Korvo: Holy shit! Is that Jaime?!

Terry: What happened to him?!

Monica: I-I don’t know!

Parker: comes in with Sonya Korvo, we need you and your family help to stop Jaime! He’s out of control!

Sonya: What are we gonna do, Mr. Opposites?!

Korvo: thought of something I know how!

The Solars drove up to the market with Monica, Sonya and Parker while Phoebe is still fighting with Jaime.

Phoebe: Jaime, calm down! This isn’t you and you know it!

Yumyulack: What the fuck is happening now?!

Pupa: screams as he hugs Terry

Terry: Don’t worry Pupa, I got you.

Jesse: Aw geez! We have to stop Jaime before he and Phoebe both get hurt!

Korvo: Don’t worry, I got us covered.

The Solar Opposites made it where Phoebe turns to look at them and smiles in joy.

Korvo: Not so fast! loads his tranquilizer gun

Phoebe: Guys!

Principal Cooke: What are the fuck are you aliens doing here? He’s gonna bite you!

Mutant Vampire Jaime: RRRRR! He's going to bite her, but Phoebe punches him in the face and Terry holds him back

Terry: Hey! Nothing of bites! Now Korvo!

Korvo gets out his gun and shoots a dart at Jaime as it hits his chest and Jaime collapse on the floor.

Mutant Vampire Jaime: he felt woozy and fell down on the floor Ugh!

Jaime turns back to normal as Principal Cooke and Kevin helps pick him up.

Korvo: Quick we must get home out of here before someone sees him.

Phoebe MacCarthy and Monica Miller belongs to @themagicwolf6677

Parker belongs to @prospitdaydreamer

[dixidin]

The way that I got instantly jumpscared...

[w1nnie-the-blackcat]

"W-wha is that?"

She slowly inched closer to the rabbit digimon,her fur up.

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[old-movies-stuff]

Labyrinth - 1986

[zen-stealskids]

Oh shit 😨