#RUDE ROCKET

[lesbianralzarek]

my fellow, like, 20% of tumblr users with a drivers license

for clarification: this is not about what the law says. this is about whats courteous

[chernobog13]

The Rocketeer by Steve Rude.

[royalarchivist]

🎳 | Phil talks about how Quackity scammed him when they went bowling together!

Phil: – realistically. Or we could just be like, "Oh guys, it's just uh, make-believe money! Ahah."

Tubbo: We have to tweet out something which the other team decides.

Phil: Oh I've done that already, with Quackity in bowling. He fckin' like, fleeced me, dude. He- he absolutely– like, what's the word for like, pretending you're sht, and then like... Not actually being sht?

Tubbo: What- bowling? Wii bowling?

Phil: No no– real life bowling!

Tubbo: Oh- ohhh. You got absolutely destroyed in bowling, did you, Phil?

Phil: ...Finessed? Hustled! Yeah, I got Hustled!

Tubbo: You got finessed!

Phil: I got hustled.

Tubbo: [Gasps] You got finessed!

Phil: He was like- he was just hiding his true power in the first game we played, and then he was like, "Oh yeah, do you wanna– do you wanna– should we make it interesting?"

Tubbo: Oh my god, oh my god...

Phil: And then he just fckin' unlocked Ultra Instinct and then completely fckin' rolled me! [Laughs]

Tubbo: Oh my god... That was a good impression of Quackity. "You wanna make a–"

Phil: "You wanna- you wanna make it interesting?"

[fujii-draws]

hey fujii do you wanna hear about a silly little thing i thought of earlier. so you know how in red/blue rescue team, eevee used to be in the "naive" category, whereas in explorers of sky, it's in the "jolly" category? it made me think about ribbons, specifically because of how the rescue team personality test describes the naive trait.

in rescue team, the naive type is described to be someone whos highly curious, and someone who likes rare things. their cheerful and carefree make everything fun for the people around them, but they also have the flaw of being childish, never sitting still, and always being on the move. (it also says that they might be selfish but i dont see that applying to ribbons tbh..)

it seems so oddly fitting for ribbons because her personality does show those traits in particular. she's a silly little thing and her bright cheery personality, and she is childish to some extent. and of course, can't forget her curiosity. especially with how curious she got when it came to dusknoir. and of course, we can't forget about the *actual* definition of naive. naivety in the sense of choosing to believe that dusknoir, despite how his aura flared with malice, bared no ill intent. to think that someone who is so great, so wise, so kind and caring could ever be capable of shattering her world apart.. that was naive. because she believed he was what she thought he was, and because it was her naivety that nearly got her and aimilios killed. you'd think she'd have learned from the drowzee incident where two kids displaying trust in a spur-of-the-moment stranger who coincidentally showed them kindness in their misfortune was a mistake, but i suppose that's what being a naive little child does to you.

(anyways im sorry if this sounds incoherent and out of the blue. have a good day)

DONT YOU DARE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. THE JOLLY AND NAIVE NATURES FIT MY GIRL SO WELL. (Unhinged rant in tags)

[aturnoftheearth]

i need everyone to understand how badly i need to both never shut up about lord huron and also gatekeep them forever

[symphony-calamity]

most of the debates about is "can i call i transfemme dude even if she's asked me not to because dude is gender neutral" and similar issues could be solved if people acknowledged that you shouldn't call anyone words they've asked not to be called, regardless of if that word aligns with their gender identity.

[kaijugroot]

I miss OG Groot so much 😭 as Gunn said he wasn't as social as the new Groot which was an interesting character trait. Especially worked so well with Rocket's cocky attitude. Also i LOVE the fact he didn't even know about genders...

[permasleepberdie]

If you were to ask me what my dream occupation is I think it'd be team rocket.

Not as in like, a fairly effective group of gangsters that use animals to fight.

I mean a couple of middle aged gays with matching uniforms and their own theme song just running around and terrorizing the local populous of 10 year olds (or maybe just other middle aged gays idk). We'd be practically pretty harmless, either doing light vandalism or stealing stuff that never amounts to over $100, and even then we'd eventually get foiled in our plans and be blasted off back to base.

We'd have our own boss, team mascot, rival that we terrorize more than usual, it'd be a blast.

[guardian-rocket]

Hello hello! I will take you up on your request offer if you wanna do this one!

This expression but it's Rocket would be priceless:

[twdgs]

doing yr best to still be kind and have hope might be insanely difficult sometimes, and it might be unrewarding. and tbh it often is. but who fucking cares. be nice to people, dont make others lives worse because you hate your own.

[rroketa]

Something does not take out a more visceral reaction from me than a white guy with a shaved head. They are my enemies forever.

[chernobog13]

The Rocketeer by Steve Rude.

[cultofthepigeon]

"how have you been at this 2 years and dont know what a speed shot is?"

"this jump isnt hard this is like one of the easiest maps youve just clearly never learned about timing"

anyways the rocket jumping community is 90% assholes and i wouldnt recommend getting into it ever unless you already know someone involved

[flarefighters-fr]

My fodder tab: Hey read this if you want one of these guys

Anyone asking about my fodder: Ima ignore that

[jaywritesrps]

[lonely-north-star]

thank you for the tag !! not the "t pose to assert dominance" askfj 😭

tagging @the-auguer @featheredcrowbones @melverie but no pressure !!

Silly personality quiz chain anyone?

Supaaanovaa

@that-one-dork @belovedrat @hailberryy @louwitheredaway @ratbagdoo @ghosty-reblogs-0w0 @c00kietin @skrapa-reblawgz @amat3ured1t0r aaand anyone else :3