#and we always have a strict code to never be rude and always be considerate

[permasleepberdie]

If you were to ask me what my dream occupation is I think it'd be team rocket.

Not as in like, a fairly effective group of gangsters that use animals to fight.

I mean a couple of middle aged gays with matching uniforms and their own theme song just running around and terrorizing the local populous of 10 year olds (or maybe just other middle aged gays idk). We'd be practically pretty harmless, either doing light vandalism or stealing stuff that never amounts to over $100, and even then we'd eventually get foiled in our plans and be blasted off back to base.

We'd have our own boss, team mascot, rival that we terrorize more than usual, it'd be a blast.