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"Well that's what I heard," Rocket said with no conviction whatsoever.
Earth culture was just as fascinating to him as it was to all the other Guardians who weren't native to the planet but even with all his experience visiting Earth when he and Nebula were by themselves, he picked up fairly little on their culture outside of music and technology.
"So remember when we took over the Eclector ship after the whole Ego thing? Well Yondu had a stash of Earth crap hidden in his closet that we found, probably stuff he got from junkers or something. Well... there was something called a VCR in there. I took it thinking maybe I'd strip it for parts, but never got to it. Good thing too, cuz when I was on Earth I found out what it was for and may have helped myself to the Avenger's movie library a little bit."
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Mantis blinked, visibly unsettled by Rocket's answer. A magical death cult? Quill had never mentioned that, but then again he was eight years old when he left Earth.
The part about smashing pumpkins sounded a little more familiar, mostly because of the band. Though Mantis didn't know if there was an actual correlation or not.
"A movie about Halloween?" Mantis repeated. Eyes widened when Rocket showed her the tape. "Oh, it is indeed named Halloween! Where did you get this from?" She knew Rocket would sometimes steal things, but at the end of the day they were trying to understand Earth better.
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"Wait, you really think I'd give kids beer? What sorta degenerate do you think I am?" Rocket asked with a raise of one brow. "Nah, I know they're supposed to get candy... now."
At her question, Rocket looked at her with a thoughtful glance over. "Yah know, I don't really get most of the Earth costumes, but whatever you're supposed to be, I like it. Very elegant-like."
"To adults, yes. please do not give children alcohol." She smiled to rocket. "What do you think of my costume?"
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bad and naughty symbiotes get put in the salad spinner
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"What is Halloween about?"
"Oh you'd love it. Terrans dress up like monsters and wizards, go into peoples houses and demand snacks like candy or popcorn balls. I think there's supposed to be some sorta magical death cult thing too, and they throw bathroom tissue on trees, smash pumpkins, throw eggs at houses... that part I don't get."
Of course the grapevine of knowledge for Earth cultures wasn't very reliable, as Rocket would find out how things worked from people who never even went to Earth.
"But... I found a movie that should explain everything... I figured we could give it a try," Rocket explained, pulling a vhs tape he found aptly named 'Halloween'.
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"Trick or Treat!"
"Okay, treat for Rei..." Rocket said, going to the fridge pulling something out of the fridge. "Beers alright to give on halloween right?"
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((Haven't really been in the loop on here much, but did want to say I was thinking about you and your blog after finally seeing GoTG vol 3 the other day. Hope you're well, and have a Happy Halloween! <3))
/// AAAAAHHH thank you!! I hope you loved it as much as I did~! Happy Halloween! ///
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Kisses rocket on the nose. "Boop"
"Ya know my lips are right here," Rocket said, he was just being cheeky and didn't actually think before he said it out loud.
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*Boops the Rocket Snoot*
"Yeah yeah, get it outta your system, I swore off all biting til this thing is over."
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BOOP YOUR KRUTACKIN' HEARTS OUT.
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Inktober Prompt #16 Grungy
No matter the decade, no matter the style, Rocket always looks incredible ✨
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“i missed you.”
Rocket nodded at first, just to let her know he heard what she was saying, but he didn't say anything right away. He let the words sink in for a bit, his hands fighting a bit even though he had nothing between them, just touching at his own fingers.
His mouth opened, and he was about to speak, but he cleared his throat instead, his amber eyes looking down, at nothing in particular.
"M-missed you too," he said in a half stammer. "Can't tell you how many times I wished you were back... probably... like six?"
He spoke in his usual half-hearted jesting tone, masking his feelings just enough he didn't feel too vulnerable.
Being missed, knowing someone could miss him... that was something he wasn't use to hearing. While he missed all the Guardians so deeply when they were spirited away by Thanos, but there was no assurance they would have felt the same if it had been him, and part of him worried it wouldn't be. Deep down he worried that something about him was so inherently unlovable that if anything happened to him it'd be nothing more than an inconvenience to his team.
That was before everyone saved his life, that was before he saw what lengths they'd go for him and what he wanted to do, what he needed to do.
"Maybe more than six," he added, being a bit more truthful.
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.☽༊˚ three word prompts
¹⁾ “it’s getting late”
²⁾ “you look terrible.”
³⁾ “who did this?!”
⁴⁾ “i feel awful.”
⁵⁾ “they’re all lying.”
⁶⁾ “let me help.”
⁷⁾ “try to eat.”
⁸⁾ “i��m so tired.”
⁹⁾ “just tell me!”
¹⁰⁾ “it’s for you.”
¹¹⁾ “i tried calling.”
¹²⁾ “this is fucked.”
¹³⁾ “here- try this!”
¹⁴⁾ “you’re a nightmare.”
¹⁵⁾ “can’t sleep either?”
¹⁶⁾ “you never answer!”
¹⁷⁾ “…that’s my shirt.”
¹⁸⁾ “i’m running late.”
¹⁹⁾ “here’s my number.”
²⁰⁾ “you look amazing.”
²¹⁾ “it’s work, again.”
²²⁾ “not here, please.”
²³⁾ “please, don’t cry.”
²⁴⁾ “it’s all over.”
²⁵⁾ “you’re safe now.”
²⁶⁾ “come to bed.”
²⁷⁾ “let me help.”
²⁸⁾ “fancy a drink?”
²⁹⁾ “i didn’t! swear!”
³⁰⁾ “oh, fuck me.”
³¹⁾ “no-one’ll hurt you.”
³²⁾ “it’s pouring out!”
³³⁾ “take my coat.”
³⁴⁾ “come here, idiot.”
³⁶⁾ “are you alright?”
³⁷⁾ “c’mon- try this.”
³⁸⁾ “what’s the time?”
³⁹⁾ “my back’s sore.”
⁴⁰⁾ “lean on me.”
⁴¹⁾ “take a picture!”
⁴²⁾ “please, let go.”
⁴³⁾ “how’d you remember?”
⁴⁴⁾ “that’s not fair.”
⁴⁵⁾ “got my flowers?”
⁴⁶⁾ “it’s so cold.”
⁴⁷⁾ “take my bed.”
⁴⁸⁾ “do you care?”
⁴⁹⁾ “where’re you from?”
⁵⁰⁾ “you look exhausted.”
⁵¹⁾ “argh- you’re freezing!”
⁵²⁾ “it’s not safe!”
⁵³⁾ “don’t go there.”
⁵⁴⁾ “that tastes… different.”
⁵⁵⁾ “this shouldn’t hurt.”
⁵⁶⁾ “you’re so warm.”
⁵⁷⁾ “your hair’s soft.”
⁵⁸⁾ “where’d that happen?”
⁵⁹⁾ “…that’s not mine.”
⁶⁰⁾ “i never lied.”
⁶¹⁾ “is that mine?”
⁶²⁾ “the lock’s broken.”
⁶³⁾ “the path’s stopped.”
⁶⁴⁾ “… cake? seriously, now?!”
⁶⁵⁾ “another cold case?”
⁶⁶⁾ “i smell smoke.”
⁶⁷⁾ “pick a movie.”
⁶⁸⁾ “we just kissed.”
⁶⁹⁾ “peach lip gloss?”
⁷⁰⁾ “i missed you.”
⁷¹⁾ “your mascara’s ruined.”
⁷²⁾ “the trail’s cold.”
⁷³⁾ ���i run hot.”
⁷⁴⁾ “take my hand!”
⁷⁵⁾ “vodka at midday?”
⁷⁶⁾ “you started it!”
⁷⁷⁾ “your cooking’s phenomenal.”
⁷⁸⁾ “the dog’s cuter.”
⁷⁹⁾ “there’s one bed.”
⁸⁰⁾ “it’s too hot.”
⁸¹⁾ “i’m too old.”
⁸²⁾ “it’s a mistake!”
⁸³⁾ “the motel’s closed.”
⁸⁴⁾ “my ring’s missing.”
⁸⁵⁾ “he isn’t answering.”
⁸⁶⁾ “oh. i’m sorry.”
⁸⁷⁾ “have you eaten?”
⁸⁸⁾ “ah- that’s enough.”
⁸⁹⁾ “what’s wrong now?”
⁹⁰⁾ “you’ve been crying.”
⁹¹⁾ “let me drive.”
⁹²⁾ “nice uniform, dickhead.”
⁹³⁾ “the ladder’s gone!”
⁹⁴⁾ “that’s gonna bruise.”
⁹��⁾ “fuck- you’re sick.”
⁹⁶⁾ “i made breakfast.”
⁹⁷⁾ “careful, it’s hot.”
⁹⁸⁾ “got a lighter?”
⁹⁹⁾ “just- why him?”
¹⁰⁰⁾ “you’re safe here.”
¹⁰¹⁾ “we’ve gotta leave.”
¹⁰²⁾ “there’s sand everywhere!”
¹⁰³⁾ “you fell asleep.”
¹⁰⁴⁾ “your birthday’s tomorrow.”
¹⁰⁵⁾ “you killed it!”
¹⁰⁶⁾ “…this is awkward.”
¹⁰⁷⁾ “you lost, sucker!”
¹⁰⁸⁾ “fuck- you’re bleeding.”
¹⁰⁹⁾ “wear that dress.”
¹¹⁰⁾ “sorry for that.”
¹¹¹⁾ “fucking shut up!”
¹¹²⁾ “my wallet’s missing.”
¹¹³⁾ “the electricity’s out.”
¹¹⁴⁾ “just my luck.”
¹¹⁵⁾ “you’re drunk, honey.”
¹¹⁶⁾ “call an ambulance!”
¹¹⁷⁾ “what’s that smell?”
¹¹⁸⁾ “shit, i’m hit.”
¹¹⁹⁾ “we’ve been made.”
¹²⁰⁾ “it’s so early.”
¹²¹⁾ “what’s wrong now?”
¹²²⁾ “let it go!”
¹²³⁾ “fix your makeup.”
¹²⁴⁾ “the damage’s done.”
¹²⁵⁾ “please, don’t tell.”
¹²⁶⁾ “i didn’t cheat!”
¹²⁷⁾ “how’s the hangover?”
¹²⁸⁾ “i’ll do better.”
¹²⁹⁾ “sh, i’ll pay.”
¹³⁰⁾ “i’m going home.”
¹³¹⁾ “the bath’s ready.”
¹³²⁾ “they loved you!”
¹³³⁾ “that’s your nickname?!”
¹³⁴⁾ “stay the night.”
¹³⁵⁾ “show me. now!”
¹³⁶⁾ “…a ball gag?!”
¹³⁷⁾ “that painting’s… unique.”
¹³⁸⁾ “christ, that’s strong.”
¹³⁹⁾ “my face hurts.”
¹⁴⁰⁾ “the basement flooded.”
¹⁴¹⁾ “your lipstick’s everywhere!”
¹⁴²⁾ “you’re a nutjob.”
¹⁴³⁾ “mind the glass!”
¹⁴⁴⁾ “go to sleep.”
¹⁴⁵⁾ “let me see.”
¹⁴⁶⁾ “it’s so late.”
¹⁴⁷⁾ “cute glasses, dork.”
¹⁴⁸⁾ “you want what?!”
¹⁴⁹⁾ “this is mental.”
¹⁵⁰⁾ “it’s a wedding!”
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"Woah really? 60 feet... I mean... that sounds like it'd be useful in a fight... and being small would make it super easy for theivin', I bet."
Quill thought outloud thinking over the times Yondu forced him into cramped vents to go steal stuff because he was too grown to do it himself.
"Yeah it sounds fun. Like in that show, The Littles, I use to see it on ABC at my grandpa's place."
Scott couldn’t help but chuckle at the how small can you go question. If the guy only knew just how small.
“Oh dude, I can alternate it. Man, can I alternate it! I can go anywhere from over 60 feet tall to microscopic small. Like smaller than an atom small. And literally any size in between. The whole thing is pretty wild honestly. And it’s so much fun too.”
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Rocket was his usual grumpy self, but deep down, he didn’t mean to rub anyone the wrong way. When he caught her not liking his words but still keeping it cool he made a little mental note of it.
His ears perked up when she grabbed her purse.
His ears perked up as she grabbed her purse.
"But Quill said I can’t go," Rocket grumbled, his fists tightening. "He says, between the whole Kevin Bacon fiasco and the Quality Inn incident, I’m what he calls... a ‘liability.'"
He threw up exaggerated air quotes, clearly frustrated about being left out because of his reputation. The details of that motel incident were left unsaid, but whatever it was, it definitely painted him as the odd one out.
Rubbing the back of his neck, Rocket weighed the consequences of defying ‘Captain’ Quill. He’d been more compliant since the end of the blip, not wanting to rock the boat with his team. But as his tail flicked back and forth in irritation, he couldn’t help but see a chance here. Ignoring Quill wasn’t new to him—he just tried to be less of a jerk about it.
"You know what? Screw it! Let’s roll. I can totally be on my best behavior. It’s the least I can do after flarkin' up your wall, right?"
○ BOY TOY ○ , did he just refer to THOR as her boy toy. There was messing around with her, and then there was just being rude. And she couldn't help but feel the desire to ੈ✩‧₊˚ PUNCH HER ੈ✩‧₊˚ own hole into the wall. But, she had to be more understanding, Thor was very loud and, he didn't even realize it, she knew to well. He woke her up more often then not. And right now, the raccoon was on edge, and close to loosing it again. But did he just say, : ̗̀➛ THOR WENT OUT : ̗̀➛ for breakfast with the others, without her! No wonder the male was livid, his friends left without him, and, Thor didn't bother to even give her a ੈ✩‧₊˚ HEADS UP ੈ✩‧₊˚ about anything. Sucking in a deep breath, she snatched up her purse from the side table by the door and spun towards, ○★。＼｜／。★ ROCKET ○★。＼｜／。★ They both deserved to go out for breakfast, not to mention to have a day out just as much as the others did. She gave the other a evil smiles as arms crossed over her chest. She didn't like doing anything like this to ╰┈➤ ○ ੈ✩‧₊˚ THOR ╰┈➤ ○ ੈ✩‧₊˚ but he could of woke her and asked her if she wanted to go. // AND // so did ・❥・○☾ ○○○ : ̗̀➛ ROCKET. ・❥・○☾ ○○○ : ̗̀➛ While they were at it, they could
❝ I understand and believe you, Okay. Try to relax, and also, he isn't my boytoy. Thor means everything to me, I am in love with him. And I am hoping he is with me too. Anyhow, let's go to the diner and get our own breakfast. And, have a little conversation with everyone. What do you say? ❞
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