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Greetings rabbit.
"Rabbit?" Rocket repeated thoughtfully. Thor had called him that a few times before, and after his rendezvous in Asgard he had pieced together this was something quite common for him to be called.
"Well... uh... hey." the raccoon replied, not taking offense to the word because he didn't know what it meant. Thor never said it in a rude way. "You want something... or...?"
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I got this shirt in an ad and knew exactly what I had to do
He hates it loves it with all his heart ❤️
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"Beats me," Rocket replied. "Sounds like people with red hair? They call 'em Gingers, probably short for Gingerbread, right?"
Rocket had heard Tony use the term in a private conversation he himself wasn't a part of. Due to his smaller stature, he was easy to overlook if he was in a room. He asked for clarification of course, always eager to learn a little bit of other cultures when he could.
"Maybe this time we can do some research though, I got a datapad in the ship, we can look it up on the way."
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"I suppose," Mantis replied with a shrug when Rocket asked if they were returning to Earth. "Christmas is a Terran tradition, so I assume we will be able to find them there."
Her expression was cheerful, though a subtle crease between her eyebrows betrayed concern and uncertainty. "So what do these... gingerbread men look like?" Mantis asked, trusting that Rocket would know the answer.
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"Peter says we need gingerbread men for Christmas. Rocket, I need your help to kidnap them, because... I don't think Kevin Bacon wants to see me."
"Gingerbread men, huh? Funny how he flips on kidnapping as soon as it's something HE wants, but okay, I'll help." Illegal, legal, that never mattered to Rocket. If his friends wanted a favor, as long as it wasn't outright evil, he was usually onboard with it.
"So we going to Earth again? I assume if Quill wants anything, he's gonna be from Earth."
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Color Palette Generator
Look at that character growth. Tagged by: @cantevenbeachhere Tagging: @emeraldtied @the-mjolnir-owner and @prplhawk
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Your Most Beautiful Feature
"Who wrote this? Because I'm gonna show ya my second most beautiful feature!"
Tagged by: @antvnger Tagging: @celestialmantdonna @byondtheveil and @brokenandlonelysouls
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How picky are you when it comes to crossovers?
/// I am really not very picky at all these days. I've gotten more into cross overs lately. ///
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Tagged by @cantevenbeachhere
fav color: Blue 💙 Sometimes Pink 🩷
last song: Wont Stand Down - Muse ✊
currently reading: Distress signal logs 🛰️
currently watching: horror movies with Mantis ☠️
currently craving: grapes and a shoulder rub 🍇
coffee or tea: Coffee, black please! ☕
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Last words generator
Rocket's last words: "You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
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Tagging: @celestialmantdonna and @brokenandlonelysouls
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CREATE EMOJIS TO REPRESENT YOU!
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This was fun and very hard not to just use the raccoon emoji for everything. 🤣
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"Well that's what I heard," Rocket said with no conviction whatsoever.
Earth culture was just as fascinating to him as it was to all the other Guardians who weren't native to the planet but even with all his experience visiting Earth when he and Nebula were by themselves, he picked up fairly little on their culture outside of music and technology.
"So remember when we took over the Eclector ship after the whole Ego thing? Well Yondu had a stash of Earth crap hidden in his closet that we found, probably stuff he got from junkers or something. Well... there was something called a VCR in there. I took it thinking maybe I'd strip it for parts, but never got to it. Good thing too, cuz when I was on Earth I found out what it was for and may have helped myself to the Avenger's movie library a little bit."
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Mantis blinked, visibly unsettled by Rocket's answer. A magical death cult? Quill had never mentioned that, but then again he was eight years old when he left Earth.
The part about smashing pumpkins sounded a little more familiar, mostly because of the band. Though Mantis didn't know if there was an actual correlation or not.
"A movie about Halloween?" Mantis repeated. Eyes widened when Rocket showed her the tape. "Oh, it is indeed named Halloween! Where did you get this from?" She knew Rocket would sometimes steal things, but at the end of the day they were trying to understand Earth better.
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"Wait, you really think I'd give kids beer? What sorta degenerate do you think I am?" Rocket asked with a raise of one brow. "Nah, I know they're supposed to get candy... now."
At her question, Rocket looked at her with a thoughtful glance over. "Yah know, I don't really get most of the Earth costumes, but whatever you're supposed to be, I like it. Very elegant-like."
"To adults, yes. please do not give children alcohol." She smiled to rocket. "What do you think of my costume?"
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