#ROUND FUCKING TREES
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snekdood · 1 year ago
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people dont know what liminal means anymore. im gonna stab someone. an empty parking lot is not liminal THERES SO MUCH SPACE EVERYWHERE AND NO WALLS TF YOU MEAN
#nvm im wrong#but still the post i saw didnt seem liminal at all#i dont count outdoor spaces as liminal unless everything is perfectly pristine and trimmed#maybe im thinking of hell actually#grass trimmed under an inch#perfectly clean roads w no cracks or bumps#ROUND FUCKING TREES#SQUARE FUCKING BUSHES#nevermind the lack of biodiversity#bricks that look like they havent aged and have no chips or EVEN bird poop or ANYTHING.#nothing worn or weathered by time#yeah thats hell#mayeb i could consider that liminal. but like. just a regular outdoor place? naw...#and the above description i gave is physically impossible (and should remain that way death and decay is natural fuck immortality)#so thats kinda why i dont agree w wikipedias desc of liminal w the image of a playground w/o kids bc the grass isnt Perfect#so therefore it looks more natural#the episode of spongebob where everything is chrome in the future? liminal#empty playground but the grass is still different colors? das just a haunting image reminding the viewer of the state of our world#n capitalism n stuff#u know what im sayin dhfsafdggfsd.#there should be kids yes. but thats not the 'liminal' aesthetic (which i hate btw idk if i made that clear)#thats making you think about how there SHOULD be kids but instead they're inside all day on tiktok or being radicalized by the alt right#sometimes both#and that ppl are scared to bring their kids outside bc of so much propaganda out there about being in public spaces in general
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wickedsniffles · 7 months ago
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Did I have life-changing sex and then have my partner curl into me and sneeze over half a dozen times this morning?
Yes. Yes I did 🫣
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pansyfilia · 4 months ago
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should i tell this girl i accidentally on purpose rejected that i like her??? i mean she confessed a few months ago and i was kinda in a bad place then and i told her literally, "rain check" but now i like her again??? im gonna call her tree girl for priv issues and also we hung out in a tree once, best day out ever imo we had SOLEROS!!
alr yall we gonna call in the poll i am stuck
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tarnussy · 7 months ago
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it's so funny to play dark souls because i can spend hours playing it a day and make zero fucking progress at all while also losing 3 levels worth of souls in the most random ass place with zero chance of getting them back
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fragglez · 4 months ago
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every time I watch a war related movie and they play the reveille i get spooked i HATE that melody
#im not hurridly putting on my uniform and running out of a tent at 5 in the morning to go run 2 miles#boy scout camp? more like BOOT CAMP#also i was the troop leader so i had to get everyone else out of the tent and make sure they were presentable#and god forbid it took more than 5 minutes#we were six people in one of those old ass orange tents#its a two people tent !!#i do miss being a boy scout tho it was fun whenever it didnt feel like the military#i used to do scout competitions#got me a mational champion trophy in boy scout (lie we did not win#we totally fucked up the first aid test)#won knot tying tho 💪#ok im just talking now so if you're still reading this won't be short#we had to get a person as high up as possible#and all we got was like 4 long ass tree trunks?? like skinny long round tree things (i hate the english language idk)#and rope#and because i was the shortest i had to hold onto the top of one of the trunks#while the others pulled me like 8 meters into the air#scary as fuck considering i was like 5' back then#won tho 💪💪#i really loved being a scout#we were called boy scouts but it was gender neutral#we hated the girl scouts™ tho#all they did was bake cake and make friendship bracelets while we had to shit in the forest#also they were just really mean like wow#nobody knows how to insult like a girl scout#i loved being troop leader#i liked helping people and being a problem solver and having my troop come to me w problems was SO awesome#until this one time when a girl woke me up in the middle of the night crying#*scene set: like 3am in a tent in the forest*#“😢 i dreamt the scout leader stabbed your eyes out with a cheese cutter 😭😭😭😭” HELLO??? WHAT THE FUCK GOODNIGHT
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meatlessmcmuffin · 1 year ago
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they took down the baked beans sign on the baked beans factory its so over
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lemondoddle · 9 months ago
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bitegore · 2 years ago
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a humanformer. for yous
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bored-cat-child · 2 years ago
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Made a little sketch of a huge music nerd.
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tyrannosaurus-trainwreck · 2 years ago
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Me yesterday: I’m not going to borrow a cart to take to the plant sale because that will put a hard limit on how badly I can play myself.
Me today, lugging a half-ton of plants fifteen miles across a dusty parking lot in 80-degree weather: What complete fucking jackass decided not to bring a fucking cart to this thing.
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woundedheartwithin · 1 year ago
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There’s an influx of city folk out here in the fuckin boonies where I live, and occasionally one of them will think it’s funny to rev their engines to try and scare my goats and/or horses. And just based on principle, I frown on that type of behavior and don’t appreciate it, because hey you’re harassing my animals, but I do concede that it is funny to see them run, because my goats have floppy ears and they fly around everywhere. The funniest part of all of this, tho, is that they’re inevitably disappointed because my goats and horses do not give a single shit about the cars/motorcycles/what have you or their silly little engines, so they just flat ignore them and keep grazing and I sit here on the porch laughing as they just putter off real slow in defeat
They do end up making my dogs start howling but I guess that’s just not as entertaining
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thatone-highlighter · 2 years ago
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What songs have u been thinking of adding to strengths playlist :0 [and the others if u have any you’ve been thinking of for them] Also you could make a streatney+ playlist, just sayin
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I have been creating a list of Set It Off songs to put in here, and this is on top of the ones ive already added. I am also just now realising that even tho i associate the band in general with Strength the distribution of songs does Not favour Strength much if at all.
Theres a few of the songs where its just the general vibe or just so much of the song works its hard to pick one section, but i went and grabbed some of my fav sections
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Peekaboo; like i mean it LITERALLY says this what do you want from me
Why Not Me?; it feels alot like things a Strength vessel would say. I especially like the bit about „a little voice is shouting get up“
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Catch A Break; i mean isnt that such a Witney concept, shes put thru so much bullshit after bullshit and everyone is So mean to her Constantly. And „same tragedy different day“ thinking about Witney,,,, hhnnnggg
Playing With Bad Luck; a very similar idea to Catch A Break because the guy is literally the whole time just talking about how all this bad stuff keeps happening but hes done nothing to deserve any of it, which again, yeah. Man thinking about Witney makes me Feral
Unopened Windows; honestly a streartney song to me but i feel like Witney would be the most nostalgic about it like this. Like hes def the one to look back at it like what-could-have-been the most
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Who‘s In Control?; it especially makes me think of Anne at her peak blaming herself for Heart and all that, like „living in fear living afraid/hysterical every day“ TELL me that doesnt remind u of Heart and Anne in ibybf
Me W/O You; it feels vaugely manipulative and vaugely genuine in a way i can only compare to Heart. Plus the whole „theres no me without us“ over-reliance and codependence feels very Heart as well
And i didnt add a part of the song because i cant EXPLAIN it but. Dancing With The Devil in my head just makes me think of Streart. imagining it as like the two of them alternating screaming the lines at eachother, they both see eachother as the counterpart in the song. And this song also lead me to for some reason learning how to draw partner dancing Just so i could draw streart partner dancing and then also went a bit insane about who would be lead dw about it
#i dont know wjat to SAY to you about DWTD it just IS okay i thought it by accident and then Went Insane#maybe in the back of my head i was thinking about sashanne knife dance who knows#its like. a very violent but beautiful dance i think they would have#ANYWAYS SOBBING OVER WITNEY DONT TOUCH ME#admit it and taste of the good life. same sorta idea as liar and no disrepsect thats already on its playlist#i didnt include a ss of it because its the whole thibg but BETTER THAN THIS HEARTNEY REAL PLEASE#i have developed a version of the heartney dynamic in my head that im terrified to talk about because im scared i misinterpreted or am wrong#but yeah better than this is So hearts side to me. them lovibg her but being terrified they didbit wrong and scared her off before they coul#before they could fix it. mmmmmmm tasty mmmm munchy#and ohhh myyy fucking helllllll Different Songs. im feral about that song real#the lyrics r all about like they lived eachother they still live eachother but can they fix it/get along now theyre all so different#none of them are the same people they were the first time round can they even still make it work?#hnnnngggggg insane feral why do these ppl make so so FERAL HHNNNGGGGG eating biting ripping to shreads w/ my teeth rn maiming killing biting#also when i went to find that list i had put anti-hero by taylor swift beneath it and labeled it heart ????#i have not listened to antihero enough to make an educated call on that one but sure okay#Tree Man Posts#asks#wjh#strength#witney#heart#gem playlists#is that a tag i have?? What?? sure
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Between Star Trek Enterprise's fourth episode and that one episode of Round the Twist with the treenymph, I do love an episode revolving around a male human accidently getting pregnant from a non-human, 10/10 would recommend
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ukfrislandembassy · 1 year ago
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Fucking vandals, the state this country has been brought to that people think it's OK to just cut down a tree for what? the lulz?
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This is one of the most photographed trees in the UK and some cunt has just went and cut it down in the middle of the night.
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goddamnshinyrock · 5 months ago
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hiking trails on the west coast: Begin climbing on a soft earthen trail through beautiful douglas fir-western hemlock forest for 2.5 miles along a series of switchbacks, then break from the tree cover for 1 mile of straight even trail through a stunning wildflower meadow just below the ridgeline, after which the trail makes a sharp right and continues to the summit with a further 2 miles of switchbacks. Enjoy beautiful views of the nearest dormant stratovolcano and also at least two waterfalls and a crystal-clear alpine lake along the way. Round trip: 11 miles, 3,000ft elevation gain. Difficulty: moderate :)
hiking trails on the east coast: Go 1.5 miles up. Yes, straight up. Switchbacks? What are you, a baby? Are you a little child? Fuck you. Go up. [Seasonal note: first half of trail is a running stream during mud season and a multipitch ice climbing route during winter.] Round trip: 3 miles, 1,200ft elevation gain. Difficulty: jesus christ
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kandicon · 13 hours ago
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I need to get more jobs so I can commission artists more often (flawless logic that has never once failed me)
#now that citra has been working again I've bren playing the pkmn moon battle tree in the background a lot while I do other things#what I wouldn't give to get a drawing of my mudsdale and my salamence being besties <3333#( the thing I wouldn't give is my groceries and rent 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。 )#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#best leading pair for a double battle ever I will take no criticism on this#the salamence has a mega evo stone too#and they're Both equiped with the move facade#which is really fucking strong on its own bc it gets switched to a flying type move for salamence instead of normal#But I LOVE when we get matched up with a support team that stacks on the status effects and then they both have a 140 power move I can spam#and a good 99% of the time the other team likes to focus on salamence bc it's strong as fuck#and that's extra funny with moves that hit multiple pokemon and aren't particularly effective on mudsdale#because then Mudsdale will just have her stamina ability piling on the defense boosts#it's not uncommon for me to end rounds with a maxed out defense stat#and I have high horsepower (for when salamence faints) and earthquake (for salamence teaming) on mudsdale which is funny to me#so frequently matches just go with mudsdale spamming earthquake while they chip away at salamence's health without thinking of her#which I adore#their movesets are#Salamene: crunch (dark). facade (flying bc of mega evolution). fly (flying). and flamethrower (fire)#Mudsdale: facade (normal). rock slide (rock). high horsepower (ground). and earthquake (ground)#Fly is mostly for when dragon types come in and salamence needs to gtfo of there and let mudsdale do the heavy lifting#while fly is still strong as hell facade is typically strong enough as a flying type move I don't really use it unless salamence is at risk#my whole double battle team is kinda fucked if the opponent has more than one ice type but they're very powerful against anything else#I proooooobably should replace my decidueye and toxapex with something better but I love and treasure them dearly#and also they've both saved my ass a couple of times#a lot more than a couple of times if I'm being honest
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