#RORORORORORORO

[erosology]

i’m so normal about this, don’t worry guys

[retronfl]

Chris "CJ2K" Johnson Career Highlights ᴴᴰ

[vgilantee]

SORRY LOL

it basically starts with a mission, just reader and price, the typical trope going to take out some manufacturing site/base, someone gets a face full of Mystery Chemical before they’re chased off.

price gets blasted with something actually not that bad but has an uncommon side effect of triggering an artificial rut—not real but sure feels like it. he tries to tell you to go to the extract without him but of course can’t convince you (you fight briefly because i want price to yell at me 😌) and he ends up banishing himself to the corner of the room to ride it out and suffer

you’re checking the perimeter, gear trying to distract themself because price is putting out every single fuck-me pheromone in the air and it’s getting very hard to ignore but price is the picture of self control for now (head tipped back, neck straining trying so hard not to breath too deep because he can smell you and it’s driving him insane but he is a gentleman and will absolutely NOT jerk himself off in the middle of ths mission drugs be damned)

well eventually you notice he’s a liar and he’s touching himself, right in front of you just going to town, he’s just so messy leaking everywhere and even if you look away you can hear it

and he still doesn’t let you help him (trying to convince himself more than you at this point), but he breaks a bit and begs orders you for a shirt, pair of socks—literally anything in your pack that smells like you (“just to take the edge off”)—or maybe he’d asked for one of his own and snapped after you took too long with the zipper “just give me one of yours”

and both of you getting increasingly frustrated with each other because that’s literally your underwear he’s got wrapped around his cock and he’s still being a total dick about being your captain how you’re his subordinate. and he just starts rambling about how he can smell you and how good he’d treat you—but only after he punishes you for staying here and teasing him, because maybe you wanted this—to watch him fall apart at your feet and finally breed you well and good

you don’t mean to moan that loud, burning and shaking and biting the inside of your cheek raw, but that’s literally all it takes for him to snap, off the ground and pressing you into the wall. the whole time he’s fucking you he’s got his face in your neck, trying to mark and claim you and promises he’ll keep trying until it takes and boy do you let him

that’s all i got so far lol there’s another draft that’s the same thing but very dead dove dark. this is the happy ending 🤗

price doing his best not to just tackle and mount you but he’s so needy?!??? RORORORORORORO

[notsomejankyfreshwaterbitchfish]

YutaMaki golden retriever bf black cat gf RORORORORORORO

[nishinoyawn]

Hey oikawa,,,lemme punch my mouth with yours 😤 😤

[papasbabymommyslittleone]

Rororororororo.

Woah that's a lot-

Um! Hi! I have one final sky bear update before they get sent to new home! Want pictures? It's probably not that impressive cause I couldn't do the stitched face but.. ye?

Ye!! Please do, Mrs Sky Bear, I would love to see Sky Bear one last time!! - 👑

[goldenrodgal]

< The phone chirps. "OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS. BOSS, CATCH MY HOUSE!"

Andre yelps, and audible glitches can be heard as the Rotom leaves its shell. It zips around, chanting "Rororororororo!"

Sadie snickers. "As you can see, Andre has not been tricked by some paint and slick interfaces. His phone, at least, is genuinely haunted."

"Sadie! Not the point!">

<A video recording of security footage. A Xatu crackles into existence behind a building on the outskirts of Hau'oli City. Standing behind it is a slightly perturbed young man, the Xatu's trainer, and recalls it into its Pokeball. Another trainer has been brought with them. It's a coldly furious Sadie (@goldenrodgal).

"C-can I go now, boss?" the man asks.

Sadie waves a hand. "Sure, Andre," she says, much more softly than one expects from her expression. She hands him some small bills. "Go buy yourself and Xavier a malasada or something. I'll pay you back if this doesn't cover it. I'll call you when I'm done."

Andre shuffles awkwardly. "O-okay! Good luck, ma'am."

"Don't worry about me, Andre," Sadie replies. "I'm not the one who needs it.">

Well, this is good to see. Should I rendezvous with you anywhere in alola? Exodus can get me there pretty quickly.

[loganssweettooth]

Logan waking up from a nightmare in a pitch black room and regressing very small very quickly?

// ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ poor bby

Chasing, running, screaming, dread in the pit of Logan’s stomach.  He couldn’t think, think, think, only run as he desperately tried to get away from whatever it was that was chasing him.  He ran and ran until he fell.  He fell and screamed, then suddenly bolted upright in bed.

Logan’s whole room was far too dark, and shapes and monsters seemed to appear in the darkness, and he was so scared, and suddenly so small.  He couldn’t help the tears that welled in his eyes, and he especially couldn’t help when they escaped over his eyes and down his cheeks.  “S-s-s-staaaar-uh!” he wailed, drawing his legs up and making himself as small as he could.

He continued crying out loudly, hoping that someone, anyone at this point, would come rescue him.  He heard his door open, and light from the hall suddenly filled his room, and Logan jerked his head up and immediately grabbed at whoever had just come in.

“Are you alright, little prince?” came Roman’s voice, and Logan just babbled out a string of “Rororororororo.”

“Hey, hey, shhh…” Roman sat down beside him, and then Patton, Virgil, and Dee found their way into the room as well.  Logan grabbed for all three of them, wanting everyone to help calm him down.  “What happened?” Roman asked gently, but Logan just shook his head and held onto Patton tighter.

“B-bad…” Logan managed before burying his face in Patton’s chest.  He could hardly talk, giving away just how little he was.

“It’s okay, baby, shhh…” Patton whispered, placing a kiss on the top of Logan’s head.

“Lo, baby, you want a ba-ba?” Virgil asked, and Logan gave a nod, curling up tighter on Patton.  Roman took to rubbing his back, and Deceit followed Virgil downstairs to fix a bottle quickly.  When they returned, Patton and Roman had luckily gotten Logan to calm down mostly, but the brain happily went to Virgil’s lap and took his bottle, relaxing back against his star.

“I won’t go get a washcloth…” Dee mumbled before running off to grab a rag to wipe off Logan’s sticky, tear-streaked face.  The brain barely protested the action, too tired from his excitement to put up much of a fight.  He didn’t even whine as Dee placed a kiss on his forehead before dropping the rag on the floor.

“Feeling better, Lo?” Roman asked, patting the top of Logan’s foot.  Logan nodded, taking the bottle back and leaning back against Virgil.

“You want us to stay here with you?” Patton asked, and he received another nod.  That was all they needed before the three curled up in the bed around Virgil and Logan, drifting back off to sleep once their brain finally shut his eyes.

[moonwonuu]

DO YOU GET DEJA VU~ RORORORORORORO WHENWHENWHENWHEN IYAKAN KO NALANG YUNG ANO YUNG WALA !! WHEN MAY KASABAY UMIYAK SIS ANO NAKALIMUTAN KO NA SASABIHIN KO T-T

PARANG NASA SAME EXPERIENCE DIN AKO EXCEPT DI AKO OR SI *TOOOT* (CRUSHIE) UMALIS LIKE NAG DRIFT APART LANG KAMI KASE DIFFERENT SECTIONS NA NANGYARI TAPOS ANO HAHA MAY FEELINGS PA DIN AKO IDK WHY T-T NAKAKAHIYA UMAMIN OVER TEXT AND FACETOFACE KASE I'M FRIENDS WITH HIS FRIEND AND PAG NALAMAN NIYA ANO HAHA DEAD NALANG AKO TAPOS MERON DIN AKONG KAIBIGAN NA YUNG KAIBIGAN NIYA ( ang daming kaibigan sis ) GUSTO SI *TOOOOOT* WALA NAKAKAHIYA LANG UMAMIN SAKANYA KASE IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS I THINK NA NAGKAGUSTO KAMI SA ISA'T ISA HAHA TAPOS GSGO MAKIKITA KO SIYA TOMORROW PUTA T-T

HINGI GOODLUCK !!! 💔💔

HALA HALA ANO PI ITO! 😅 goodluck!! hirap rin pag may mutual friends kayo aaaaah 😭😭😭😭

[pristingirlz10]

PRISTIN FAN CAFE UPDATE:

[FROM. 로아] 로로로로로로로

여러분~ 정말 정말!! 오랜만이에요 드디어 스스로 공카 로그인할 수 있게됐어요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ 보고 싶었어요>< 너무 늦은 점 최송합니다...ㅜㅜㅜ유유 그런 의미로 오늘은 저희 집 포비 사진을 가져왔는데 어때요 너무 이쁘고 공주님 갈죠ㅎㅎㅎ 그치만 남자랍니다..! 요즘 날도 더운데 다들 건강 조심하시고 굿나잇 금방 돌아올게요 그럼 20000~

TRANSLATION:

[FROM. ROA] RORORORORORORO

Everyone~ it’s really really!! been a while, but finally I was able to log in by myself on here ha ha ha ha ha I really miss you guys>< I know I’m a bit late, sorry...(crying) I brought a photo from home of our dog Pobi. How is it? Isn’t Pobi pretty? almost princess-like ha ha ha, but he’s actually a male...! The weather these days has gotten hotter, make sure to take care of your health. Good night, I’ll comeback soon~

[loganxsanders]

Remus raced in, bouncing excitedly. "Roman! Roro! Rororororororo!!!!"

A small knock comes from the other side of Logan's door. A few more knocks happen in a bit. And then a few more. -@pattxnsanders

@pattxnsanders

Logan rolled his eyes and opened his door. “What?”

[cats-and-cannabis]

Gunner looks like an old stoner hippie, like the ones who went to Woodstock and are like really old now. *Takes a hit* Not like the person... the dog version of that person.

[nishinoyawn]

bark

rororororororo

[erosology]

the cod women are just 💖 I support womens rights and their wrongs - 🐇

every time i see a cod woman (or just women in general), my stupid little rat brain just screams “GAY GAY GAY GAY GOD YOU’RE SO GAY”

kleo and calisto make me go so rabid every time i play as them just RORORORORORORO GOD I NEED THEM

[vgilantee]

and he’s so contented too. one hand running up and down your back, the other groping and squeezing at your ass and hips and thighs, letting out little moans and grunts while you bite and nip and suck at his skin, rocking your hips softly not for stimulation but to be as close as possible to him, force your way under his skin

and price’s head falls back against the sofa with a groan, head fuzzy with whisky and the smell and feel of you. his sweet love, who chose him for reasons he can’t fathom (it’s because he’s handsome and pretty and gruff and kind and rororororororo). you’re just sat pretty on his lap softly and drunkenly worshipping him trying to get those little hums and gasps.

oh and the way his hips would twitch up into youuuuu

i wanna suck on price’s tongue. sit on his lap, make out a little then just. suck on his tongue a lil

@xxshadowbabexx and @glossysoap g’morning lmao. i would have dm’d these but. horny posting is good for your health in the morning